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Martina Hingis

Vote: Martina Hingis

Score: 15 letters of adoration

Nomination: Kelpan 17:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16

Featured —rc (t) 05:48, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. nom Saw this on pee review and loved it. I believe it was also in PLS. Kelpan 17:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. for That is hilarious! Subtle and yet, frightening. --Smrt-guy 18:36, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For One of my very favorite articles from the Poo Lit. I thought for sure it would thrash the hell out of my article, but it didn't. And that's something of a shame. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:20, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Self-for. A lot of work went into this article. I got through three pairs of binoculars for a start. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:09, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. -Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:28, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 23:49, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. Oh my. GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 08:13, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For stalking greatness! Kenvalyi 15:56, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Winstanley1 15:16, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. It's so obsessive it's scary! -TKF 17:56, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. Very For - Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 20:36, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. Killer captions. --So So 13:11, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --Don alun 18:37, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:20, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. This is awesome. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 18:10, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. Fantastic. I'm glad I eventually got around to reading this. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:05, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against it's so obbssessivve that it's scary!!!Feureau 23:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Walgreens Drug Store

Vote: Walgreens Drug Store

Score: 13 Capitalistic Vampires on Methamphetamines

Nomination: - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16

Featured —Braydie 08:24, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom and For I don't know if this was nominated before, if it was why did it not feature? anyone who's ever worked for a retail monster can relate - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For If it's not Walmart, it's Walgreens. --Hanyouman 05:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:33, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --EMC [TALK] 18:06, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For —Braydie 19:54, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:32, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Needs a tidy up with the images, but enough to make me laugh, and I've never heard of them. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 00:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Sucks, in a good way --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:21, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For I used to work at a Walgreens. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. FORE! I like it! - Enzo Aquarius 21:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. F☭R, Might as well since it is forgotten 'bout. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 00:21, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Mhaille never hearing of Walgreens. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:26, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. Fur, -- The Zombiebaron 23:14, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. For, per Zombiebaron. --Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:43, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:14, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against Surely we have better targets to make fun of then this?--Agh 04:47, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. against. the intro kills it. goshzillacorrespondence 00:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. --Kelpan 21:41, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • C☭MMENT, I redid the images in question. Better but not great. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:42, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé

Score: +13.5 Stolen Mattel Merchandise

Featured —rc (t) 07:32, 4 April 2007 (UTC)


Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe

Score: 14 Extra Special Characters

Nomination: RabbiTechno 12:44, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14

Featured —rc (t) 07:08, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. One of the finest articles I've read in a while. RabbiTechno 14:16, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 20:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Per ~ Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    01:36, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. InfiniteMonkey 03:08, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:53, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 07:12, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:42, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. FOR Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH16:03, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For That's well funny! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:31, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. Extra Strength Tylenol For This is good! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:49, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:52, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:47, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --General Insineratehymn 19:51, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:07, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

The Consumerist

Vote: The Consumerist

Score: 20.5 anti-capitalist rants

Nomination: Mhaille 21:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 20.5

Featured —rc (t) 06:54, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. nomandfor - Sheer Tompkins Brilliance. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 21:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For I would have nommed this myself, but I'm notoriously lazy. And also cute. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:18, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For The sidebar alone is worth the shot. Feureau 23:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. afouhafo[pshjjg[pi9sZJGHap[iojjfg]pojdfhilpjn(sic) Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 23:34, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 23:48, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:08, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Fou-Lu 02:48, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. Brilliant. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:41, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For —Braydie 10:01, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Excellence Kenvalyi 15:54, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. Whoa man. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 16:17, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:41, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Can you also make a reskin to go with it? --General Insineratehymn 19:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. For. The page looks amazing and the text doesn't let it down. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:59, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. 80.192.247.120 15:10, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. ForOMGROFLAMAO This should be a project page, but a featured article will suffice as proper recognition. --Agoistheman 17:08, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. Not Against -- The Zombiebaron 20:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. Not Again. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:04, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  20. HITLER SAYS YES!, Hitler! 22:21, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  21. Hahaha- I clicked the article thinking it was some tired communist joke, I was pleasantly surprised.Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 04:15, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Weasel:wtf?--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Much credit and thanks to Braydie, who ended up writing just about half of the article with me - Also, of course, the Academy. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:08, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
:D —Braydie 10:01, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
I unknowingly helped over IRC with the World of Warcraft part, although i said he was a level 70. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Didn't want to make him too good :) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:38, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure the bunny's duracell.

Adolf Hitler

Score: 13.5 minority groups planarly isolated

Nomination: I nominate this article Happy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15.5

Featured —Braydie 10:24, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. I am nominating this article due to visibility, humor and origninality. Happy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, sure. EMC [TALK] 00:01, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. I love the pictures in this article, especially the melon fuherer Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 03:22, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. emc's work in wikifying and improving this article must not be ignored. However, because it is a Hitler article, it MUST be protected or at least semi-protected upon being featured so that gobshites can't fiddle with it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:35, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Great darts. I never knew Adie H was such an adorable person. The pictures are fantastic too. Billsheppard 11:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 19:57, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Capercorn 01:34, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For
  10. L 03:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. It's actually a funny Hitler article! solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:52, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. FOR!!!! --My sides are splitting... – Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.49.250.152 (talk • contribs) diff
  13. FOR -- Brillaince -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH15:18, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. FOR Absolutely brilliant. It is so easy to stuff articles like this up. But this was genuinely funny. A classic! Nice pics too. Marto 85 15:39, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. FOR "I can't believe it's not Hitler" got me from the start. BRILLIANT!!!Lord Gneo 19:24, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. for - lawl Pcgamermofo 23:40, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. As much as I love Hitler (and hey, who doesn't?), this page needs an editor. Most of what's there is pretty good, but the sheer volume overwhelms. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:02, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. against. I agree that it needs to be edited down, a lot of it is unfunny randomness. InfiniteMonkey 03:10, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

For the record, the "acid" mentioned that he was supposedly on was actually mustard gas that he was really exposed to during WWI. --EMC [TALK] 03:56, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

ya if all the amphetamines dont count Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 01:10, 29 March 2007 (UTC)


HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement

Vote: HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement

Score: 13 delicious burritos FOR ONLY $0.99!!!

Nomination: A great article, runner up in the most recent PLS
For Votes: 14

Featured —rc (t) 07:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. —Braydie 04:02, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:19, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. --EMC [TALK] 07:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR ONLY $0.99 Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 08:00, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 21:08, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. After agonizing week after week in English class, waiting for everyone in the class to understand what a thesis was and how one was made, where I had already grasped this fairly simple concept in the grade previous. As a side note, more recently everyone had forgotten what a thesis was in class. But I'm rambling. This is good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:58, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Should be distributed to all schools, everywhere, as it couldn't possibly lower the standard of edumacation. --El Zoof 04:40, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. 4 Utterly brilliant, even when presented to a critical audience such as my AP English class. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH 16:18, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, even though I don't like Taco Bell. Nice "subliminal messaging". --Andorin Kato 01:16, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. Haha. --KATIE!! 14:08, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- I love tacos and blowjobs. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 07:30, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. You have to admit, you don't see a Taco Bell ad coming when you read that title. Really nice. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 02:42, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For - ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:52, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. 'Not FunnyAgh ---17:00, 21 March 2007 (UTC)


What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Vote: What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Score: 14 paragraphs

Nomination: L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14

Featured —rc (t) 09:47, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:43, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For--Dr. Fenwick 01:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 02:48, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:06, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For InfiniteMonkey 04:35, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. AtomDsig.png 21:26, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:33, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. Ultimate Three-pronged for. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  10. For - David Gerard 12:27, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For - Phantom Grammar 13:36, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:56, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. Oh, yes. --Andorin Kato 03:48, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For always hated those made you hate summer.Gaberou 03:03, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. I'm totally for this article but I'm writing AGAINST AGAINST AGAINST right here because by the new system I can. So So 06:04, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0
  1. against – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jew1234 (talk • contribs) diff
Comments

This article predates the HowTo namespace... --L 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

African Giraffe

Vote: African Giraffe

Score: 17 giraffes running you the fuck down

Nomination: Ironically, the African giraffes only weakness is other African giraffes. This has led the African government to start hundreds of African giraffe breeding programs. These mostly end in the death of entire civilisations because everybody knows African giraffes will run you the fuck down.
For Votes: 17

Featured —rc (t) 06:30, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. FOR I created the very first draft of this !!NO LIES I SWEAR I DID!! and i want to see how far it can go. Thks for all the support,

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

13:04 March 2007
  1. Obviously. --KATIE!! 21:10, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 21:12, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Everybody knows African giraffes will run you the fuck down —Braydie 21:15, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Represents all that I love about Uncyclopedia, strangely enough. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:47, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For the fuck down -- The Zombiebaron 23:51, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. Trappled under foot -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 01:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, I'm keeping this comment short. I have to get the heck out of Crete. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:18, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Also Crete. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:38, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:11, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. L 03:11, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For, This is an awesome article. 209.244.31.36 05:42, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. African Giraffes will run other articles the fuck down. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:15, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. Even though I haven't got around to actually reading it yet...RabbiTechno 15:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. I remember when it got brought up on IRC. Swordmaster 15:15, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. For. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 19:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. Well... a little weird, but I'll go for it just to stay off of their bad sides. --Andorin Kato 03:41, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I just thought it would be kinda cool if somone wrote about giraffes....then sombody added pictures and it was so funny that i almost pissed myself.


Newspeak

Vote: Newspeak

Score: '12.5 Doubleplusgood duckspeaker'

Nomination: A random but long-time IP browser 212.219.142.161 13:34, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15.5

Featured —rc (t) 05:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nominating this article - great examples of Newspeak that got me laughing for some time, but - more importantly - confused over how to actually speak a language for a good hour or so. Appears to have been Pee Reviewed positively in the Discussion area. 212.219.142.161 13:34, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 14:39, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Methink unwikiarticle doubleplusgood bbaproved. In english, I think that article was fantastic and Big Brother agrees.The foam cup 02:31, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Great... I mean, doubleplusgood.InfiniteMonkey 17:25, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Not sure where the .5 is from, but eh. --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 18:57, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. Doubleplusgood. Swordmaster 20:46, 15 March 2007 (UTC) (BTW, the .5 came from the IP nomination.)
  7. --Kenvalyi 00:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Doubleplusgood My Belly feel fullwise Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 01:03, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. 4 --L 07:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For make country goodspeak fullwise. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  11. For-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:49, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 14:46, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:39, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. DO WANT Win32blows 19:15, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. Unagainst Karma-AH 19:18, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. I - Enzo Aquarius 21:24, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against. Surely there's more to nineteen eighty-four than this. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against Newmath is far better. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:34, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against Unreadable crap. --Agh 04:48, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
comment-incomprehensibility is the entire *point* of Newspeak. That's like complaining that the article on dyslexia has words where the letters are in the wrong order. InfiniteMonkey 04:39, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

One Out of Ten Doctors

Vote: One Out of Ten Doctors

Score: 12 out of 10 doctors

Nomination: —Braydie 03:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13

Featured —rc (t) 08:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. —Braydie 03:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dr. Finnegan advised me not to say "FU BRAYDIE", and so far my rage is consuming my soul! Thanks, Dr. Finnegan! --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 04:22, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. L 04:43, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Approved by one out of 10 uncyclopedians. -- 54x Icons-flag-nz.png F@H (XXXX!) 07:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. Funny, ten out of ten times --Kenvalyi 17:06, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 21:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Sure 76.102.67.189 23:47, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Crap, sorry, that was me. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:53, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For! Definitely gets 1 star from me! --El Zoof 01:07, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:01, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. AtomDsig.png 21:33, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. HA! Now there's 11 positive votes! Great article, too. --Andorin Kato 01:12, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Fou-Lu 08:34, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against --Hogwild 04:30, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Against --Agh 15:01, 21 March 2007 (UTC) Sock of above vote. Or the other way round. Hard to tell. —Braydie 17:52, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Comments

As of this edit, there are ten votes, one of which disagrees. Coincidence? --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 20:23, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Heh. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:07, 20 March 2007 (UTC)


HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship

Vote: HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship

Score: 13 redshirts killed

Nomination: Enzo Aquarius 00:27, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13

Featured —rc (t) 05:37, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. self nom and for - Received a good review and has been underworks for quite some time. Now that it is basically 'done', I think it's time to put it up for VFH.
  2. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:55, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Tip: if you want to get featured consider bribing your nearest admin with tasty weaselpudge or possibly just ASPLODE!!! all the other competition Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 05:55, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Not a Star Trek fan, but I am a fan of this article. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 20:40, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:43, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. --Emmzee 00:18, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 00:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Nice --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:44, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For sweet Fou-Lu 08:31, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For!!! This article is hilarious! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif
  11. For 100% For. I built an Akira thanks to this and couldn't be happier. Sunstar 02:21, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Hilarious and informative! The new Spacefleet of the Third Reich thanks you for being awesome! Sir Erwin Rommel 04:35, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For I thought I already voted, eh. Phantom Grammar 11:57, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Grue's Clues

Vote: Grue's Clues

Score: 13 corpses found

Nomination: User:Mustkillroy
For Votes: 17

Featured —rc (t) 09:17, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom and For This article is hilarious. -- Mustkillroy
  2. For: Okay, so this has been nommed before and people have used the Grue meme as a reason to vote against the article in the past, but I don't feel that should have any influence on voting what-so-ever this time. --EMC [TALK] 22:25, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Should've been featured last time, grues or no. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 02:14, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Funny. --Naughty Budgie 06:08, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 11:24, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F?R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 19:24, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, although the bit about the human cast should be trimmed down. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For - I used to watch Blues Clues, and this is possibly the best rip on it I have ever seen. Capercorn 01:19, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:27, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For - Now THIS is parody... --AAA! (AAAA) 09:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Again...--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 04:57, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Yes. Genius. Ekashp 03:50, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Yes! YESYESYESYES! Please feature this article! It's HILARIOUS! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif
  15. For transcends mere gruedom. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:39, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Fou-Lu 08:36, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  17. For — It's brilliant! solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 01:24, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Weak against. It starts out good, but falls flat. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  2. No. if (title.indexOf("grue") != -1) {voteAgainst();} —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 18:14, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. NO. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:49, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. 'Against Haven't we had enough of grues? Agh] --Agh 17:01, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Forgot to log in earlier, will fix above thing. Capercorn 22:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • ADRIAN! WE DID IT! Mustkillroy
  • I must break you. --EMC [TALK] 16:22, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Baby Seal

Vote: Baby Seal

Score: 12 creatures of pure evil

Nomination: The man with no legitimate user page --Agoistheman 05:34, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13

Featured —rc (t) 07:23, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 00:50, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  3. -- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 03:41, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 14:45, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For of clubs--Kenvalyi 16:57, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. On behalf of the Guild of Seal Clubbers, to spread knowledge about this threat to humanity. --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 21:44, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For--Jew1234 04:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. I hadn't realised how much work had been done on this page since I last saw it. For. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:06, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For, because I made the images.--Sethyboy 04:29, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. --Kelpan 19:08, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. Iron Forge, my concept.--Sharfin 22:02, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:55, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. Fur{Because baby seals are a scourge upon this earth}--Cuntmaster5000 01:41, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against AghAgh 00:36, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

(These votes were omitted because both were by the same user.)

  1. 'Against Whoa, baby seals are really from hell. Didn't see that one coming-yeah right. Oialaaa 02:26, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against Hogwild 02:29, 22 March 2007 (UTC)


The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones

Vote: The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones

Score: 11 Fabs

Nomination: Me --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:54, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13

Featured —rc (t) 07:21, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. I am self nomming an article I wrote. It's been on Pee Review for a week and had favorable self-feedback, also by me. What can I say? It's a sad and beautiful world. Yes. I can say that. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:54, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Brilliant. I love it. However, the tracklisting isn't that great and could do with a bit of trimming (except for the track I'm about to add). -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:36, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. I like it --GAMESPOT=666 22:53, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. FOR - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 23:06, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR --Kenvalyi 01:00, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. for the tracklist is my favorite --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 05:23, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. —Braydie 08:02, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. Yeah, yeah, yeah --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 10:04, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:26, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For GREAT! MAKE ONE FOR FRANKENSTEIN Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 06:30, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 14:47, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. Fur. Trout.gif ----OEJ 22:28, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:38, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Ehh, no. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  2. Nobody cares about the Beatles.--Oialaaa 11:29, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Dracula

Vote: UnBooks:Dracula

Score: 12 plastic fangs

Nomination: Brillant work as usual, a great spoof...Mel Brooks would be proud-Retrofuture42 21:53, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12

Featured —rc (t) 07:57, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. For-Retrofuture42 21:53, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Pointed satire. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 01:38, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. This article sucks... BLOOD! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:41, 17 March 2007
  4. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:31, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Nice one. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:15, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 14:43, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. --EMC [TALK] 07:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
    8. Huh, I thought I had already voted. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:58, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
    Err... you did. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:03, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. InfiniteMonkey 04:37, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Finally a story that makes my life appear most exciting, by comparison. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:14, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:51, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. Fu... er, for. --El Zoof 23:18, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For - David Gerard 07:43, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Tachyon

Score: +15.5 linear accelerators funded

Featured —rc (t) 05:03, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom + For Quality of the purest and most classical kind. {{RabbiTechno 19:18, 7 March 2007 (UTC)}}
  • For- A lot of hard work was put into this article. And funny.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:52, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. How about an illustration of a tachyon, though? Or maybe one of those weird squiggle-line diagrams of the sort produced by particle colliders? InfiniteMonkey 22:49, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR Beautiful Quantum mechanics. I do agree that it needs a weird picture, though. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH 04:46, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, great stuff.--Nydas 14:36, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 17:20, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 18:50, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • for. the oppening paragraph isn't great, i was gonna vote against, but after the table of contents it was suddenly really good - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 23:44, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:22, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For- Pretty funny stuff. -- Rei 00:15, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:09, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 20:25, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Brilliant. --Kelpan 19:27, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For the geeky phunnies --Kenvalyi 20:09, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --134.117.254.250 14:22, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For more tricked out particles -- 54x Icons-flag-nz.png F@H (XXXX!) 07:36, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid

Score: +16 dilligent students

Featured —rc (t) 08:03, 19 March 2007 (UTC)


1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York

Score: +17 orgies of drunkenness, debauchery and bingo games

Featured —rc (t) 07:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


Alcoholics Anonymous

Score: +16 Paper bag encased bottles of whiskey

Featured —rc (t) 08:54, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 04:26, 17 March 2007 (UTC)


Good cop/Bad cop

Score: +18.5 Mood Flips

Featured —rc (t) 08:04, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom and For A grand old Fundlebuggy. It even got transwikied. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:14, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • for. superb. where is hardwick anyway - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 23:37, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
I was wondering that myself. One can of Fanta too many. Woke up in a desert. Isn't that always the way? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 04:32, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure

Score: +22 Pages Turned

Featured —rc (t) 04:20, 15 March 2007 (UTC)


Dilsexya - there are two versions, take your pick

Score: +21 Uncyclopedians need to double check their homweork

Featured —rc (t) 04:51, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Self-nom and for. Got a mention on PLS, I'm fairly pleased with it. It also got 81 at pee review but that hardly counts since it was me who scored it - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 00:43, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --GAMESPOT=666 03:57, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, I made it a bit better --GAMESPOT=666 22:48, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Unsigned —rc (t) 04:45, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
The image seems fine as it is to me 62.136.107.50 14:39, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
Maybe "needs" is too strong a word. What I mean is, "what if it were like that, huh?" — Lenoxus 20:24, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
NO! fine i won't use the big text any more! Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 05:43, 13 March 2007 (UTC)


Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?

Score: +20 thousand Mitsubishi Colts in Cs1987's army

Featured —rc (t) 07:35, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom and for, there was a reason why I didn't nom this earlier, but I've forgotten what it was.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:52, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Possibly because it could be merged with HowTo:Make a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron, but I ain't going to do it. Those articles are just too different. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:39, 5 March 2007 (UTC)


UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying

Score: +21 political propagandae in spider webs

Featured —Braydie 00:29, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Mae Zedong

Score: +22.5 Party members rising

Featured —Braydie 00:24, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

  • N&F - A work of art. Great idea, well executed, and some very nice images too. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Self-For. The opening quote is Mhaille's, BTW.--Procopius 19:41, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I wasn't involved at all in this page. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:17, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yes. Oh, yes. R 21:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For The first true lol of an article in a while. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Brilliant. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 00:53, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Mae West would've contracted and died of AIDS had she lived past 1980. Sorry I didn't light your fire mhaille. --AmericanBastard 01:17, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, although I am disappointed to see so many red links in a Procopius article. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:20, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Me, too. They're fixed now.--Procopius 16:45, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For —Braydie 00:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 17:54, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 22:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For the ever-hard workers of the world.—Lenoxus 05:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Uncle J 15:38, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Gaberou 05:51, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:54, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --Emmzee 13:54, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR -- Pretty. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH 01:31, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - I don't see, why this article has to live from altered photos. I urge any real Mao-fan, who wants to see actual Mao pics to vote against this article. 144.211.95.12 15:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Dr. Fenwick 00:40, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:27, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Featured Article is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. But this article is. Well done! --Kenvalyi 04:28, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - quite edumacationalising. Pretty pictures, too. --El Zoof 11:38, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. - I like this article WEEEEEEEEEEVan Halenite
No timestamp, but diff —Braydie 22:20, 10 March 2007 (UTC)


HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

Score: +23 quite dangerous unsafe methods

Featured —Braydie 01:03, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

  • For Simple yet informative --HerrHATO 12:25, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Funny if short. Darkmojo 03:48, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Self nom and For - Extremely useful advice. Many here should use it. --El Zoof 13:14, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • for. genius - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 13:21, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • weak for its ok better now due to the addition of the audio --Uncle J 13:34, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

The gurgling noises were funny lol --Uncle J 19:34, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl.

Score: +21 Boys that Don't Cry

Featured —Braydie 00:15, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Re-Nom and for. The best thing I've taken off VFH in a while. This article definitely deserves another chance.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. been long enough - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 04:08, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. InfiniteMonkey 19:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Wow....and I was just about to vote for this....FORE! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:56, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Perhaps if the little boy had a bit of quiet time before being rush back for judgement here, he might be able to examine why he didn't make it last time against. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:15, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:22, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For coming off due to the darwin rule doesnt make an article undeserving --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 02:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It's good, but there's better UnNews articles out there up for VFH right now. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 05:22, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:45, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 07:47, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Originally Nomed and Strong For -- Awesome article but you could have waited a bit longer to put in back on VFH, why did you take it off in the first place instead of vote for it? --Uncle J 14:08, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Around Christmas, we had maybe a half-dozen articles that were removed, renommed, and then featured. I don't know why everyone's making such a huge deal about it right now. I didn't vote for the first time, because there was crap in it before. Now that crap is gone.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:24, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It made my eyes well up.. in a very manly way. --Kenvalyi 16:16, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Wow, it's here once again. Anyway, before voting Against please note that some crap has been taken out of this article since last time...--AtomDsig.png 10:35, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, again --GAMESPOT=666 22:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:31, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --EMC [TALK] 00:57, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Hes crying like a bitch Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 18:07, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I Just checkd this page again and IT IS STILL NOT FEATURED! Look at the above timestamp and my below one!! I voted for the previousl featured version and the current nomination. FEATURE IT!!!! Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 18:30, 03 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage

Score: +19 Heart Pieces

Featured —Braydie 04:46, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom, and a vote for. Really well written news article that is funny without having to mention kittens or grues etc.--Benny Goodman 17:36, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I tried to buy a Wii. After failing to locate one at any local store, I was reduced to wandering the streets yelling "Wii!". Send bail money. Fast. Bubba's got this look in his eye. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:32, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It's funny, but a lot more could be done with it besides the "breaking pots" angle. Throw in some chicken abuse, lawn defacement, etc. and I'll gladly remove my Against. —rc (t) 19:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For- I can't believe no one has thought of this already lol --Uncle J 20:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • That was unintentional... I hadn't read that article. Though it is interesting that I happened to write it within a close vicinity of time after. I never intend to plagiarize, I'm not a Carlos Mencia. I attempt avoid that at all costs, and I actually did a bit of searching on here for any UnNews related to Link/Zelda to make sure it wasn't too similar to anything. I happened to miss the fact that the RPG article, which has conceptual similarities, could have any resemblance. - AhhDiddums 21:39, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • In that case, see bellow. ;) -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 21:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For OMGLOLOLOL, i R t3h AUTHOR -AhhDiddums 21:45, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 23:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I am the one who recorded the audio segment. --General Insineratehymn 01:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I found the whole thing very well written and quite funny. ShandraNicole123 05:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Nahhh. --L 06:00, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • All my base are belong to this article One of the funniest things I've read in Uncyclopedia. Congrats. Groove Bones 13:58 24 February 2007
  • For--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 02:26, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - if only for the nostalgia. Ahh, memories. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:47, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 03:39, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --GAMESPOT=666 03:46, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Really hard to come up with funny puns for "For" these days.--AtomDsig.png 19:51, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:55, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Awesome. -- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 00:08, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For hehehe Fou-Lu 04:22, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Basicly the same as RC's comment, Do more then just breaking pots and I'll vote for it. Other then that very good.User:Iceman187 19:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: Could someone make an informative notice or box for those of us not "in the know" regarding (if I properly recall the name) Zaldo the Elf? Kinda like the "Overly British/American" tags. I would do it but I don't really think I'm even knowledgable enough to know what to say — maybe some feature of the Hynian universe is begging to be incorporated into such a sign.— Lenoxus 05:26, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For I thought I voted for this already. --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 21:17, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Made me chuckle. --Emmzee 13:56, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:24, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For more reckless property damage in videogames that doesn't fuel Jack Thompson. -- 54x Icons-flag-nz.png F@H (XXXX!) 06:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Hah Hah! why isnt this article featured yet? WickedAxeOfFury 15:07, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

UnCameron

Score: +19 Happy voters

Featured —Braydie 00:02, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Self-Nom and For. This may struggle to get featured, due to its Britishness, but I really want to give it a go. In a nutshell, David Cameron is our leader of the opposition and has been often criticised for focusing on style over substance, most notably with his video blog: WebCameron. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I have no idea what it's talking about, but I liked it. --EMC [TALK] 23:37, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The Britishness isn't a problem at all. It seems like the same political bullshit thrown around in any democracy. Pretty good.--Procopius 01:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ya I get what he is trying to say and I understand the struggle of labor vs. conservative in England but its too political and not enough funnyness (my patented word) Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 18:00 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Britishness (or Britishocity) is no problem here, it's a very good satire on politicians trying to be hip in general. Very good article. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:45, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It's good. --Zarbag 10:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This is my first time voting Tory. I feel dirty. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 12:03, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Not that I'm a thatcherite or anything... not that I'm saying you can't *think* I'm a thatcherite, you can if you want - it's ok by me --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 12:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I don't vote much, so this deserved it, prepare for launch.... (yes it's back, albeit in a shorter form) ...3...2...1...

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

  • For I was laughing by the end of the first paragraph. It may be focused on a UK politician, but it's also a satire on a variety of political types. Phantom Grammar 14:33, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh yeah! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:12, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yah! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 19:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 17:52, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For —Braydie 06:59, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Don't know who he is, don't need to know. Beautiful concept. --So So 13:14, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, sorry, I didn't find it that funny. He doesn't come off as sufficiently out of touch. How about using outdated youth terms like 'bodacious' or 'mad for it'?--Nydas 14:02, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
I want to agree and at the same time I think that's been done to death. I just don't know... -- Lenoxus 15:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For This sure ain't Churchill's Conservative party... --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 07:20, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is the kind of warmth the government needs, you know? To connect, really connect with the people. -- Lenoxus 15:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Clever satire, marvelously not saying anything across the whole article.– Preceding unsigned comment added by The Rover (talk • contribs) diff
  • For Private eye level satire Retrofuture42 15:52, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:52, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The general sense of writing style and humour are acceptable. A worthy choice for featured article. --User:DerHATO 07:57, 06 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Don alun 22:00, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
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