User talk:Judgement

In Soviet Russia, award gives YOU!

	Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!
	Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

-- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 15:53, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

VFH

Is the vote on UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism really yours? It was created by an IP. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 02:39, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review on Terror (country)

Hey there, mate. Thanks for your review, it helped focus my mind quite a lot; i'm in the process of a tidy-up as we speak. Please revisit the pee review page on Terror (country); I've left a longer message for u there. I'm just interested to see how close I am with my analysis...! Cheers dude. Codeye 06:10, 25 February 2007 (UTC)PS - I swear I never visited your user page before this moment: I didn't get any of my stuff from there! :)

UPDATE: Dude, I'm astonished. Truly. 17??! You are more intelligent than a hell of a lot of CEO's, lawyers and doctors I'm acquainted with in the US. 17?!!!! 17?! My word, are you going to make an impact on the world if you don't get all cynical and overwhelmed, like me and so many before me have?! Quite honestly, you are an incredible and rare thing in any country, and should be treasured and nurtured as such: you're a very, very talented, expressive, intelligent young guy. You even 'get' sarcasm (yes, I noticed you even used it!!!! lol) - I like you a lot, my friend! You have lived a privileged life though? And some of what I wrote maybe struck a chord somewhere inside? (Probably not, but I'm just trying to make myself feel better despite my professional incompetence!) For the record, would you try to deduce a little about the person I am, from what I have said? (Just to prove it's more difficult than it seems!) Watch out for my Spoken Discourse Markers; they are the usual means of determining age, class etc.

Trust me, I'm not into idle flattery and sycophantic hero-worship. You really are very intelligent for your age, and I can state THAT point with certainty. Nice One dude. Codeye 07:26, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

UPDATED AGAIN: Could you possibly give me a hand creating a disambiguation page for Terror? I don't have a clue how to do it, and as a relative n00b 'round here don't even understand the template page thing well enough to just do it for myself. (!) Thanks mate. Codeye 02:33, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

..AND AGAIN..: Thanks for sorting that. Is there a page with a brief tutorial on how to do things like that? I've searched but not found the answer anywhere. Cheers. Codeye 03:33, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

QuickVFD and you

Hi there, Judgement. Thanks for using QuickVFD. Without people like you, sysops are lost and pretty much useless (or maybe that's just me). I saw your latest addition (namely 88 position). The thing is, QuickVFD is meant for short pages that don't have a history; redirects that have been created due to a move; or maybe for pages the authors regret creating. 88 position had a history, I'm afraid. So, instead of deleting it straight away, I gave it 7 days by adding {{NRV}}. Something you as a user can do too, might I add.

In any case, you didn't do anything wrong at all. And once again thank you for keeping a watchful eye on things. Take care. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 04:06, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Templates

Hi, we don't really need another "this article should/will be deleted" template. Just list bad articles on the QVFD. (Also, self-referencing articles shouldn't be created) --Splaka 01:08, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the massive work you did on my article!

Really! :) I feel proud I had the idea, but I wish so much I could have written as well as you have!--Occono 11:39, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review English Gods

Thanks for reviewing my English gods article I appreciate it. I'm at a roadblock right now I'm kind of unsure where to go next so if you have any ideas feel free to tell me on my profile or on the talk page of the article. Thanks again oh and yes the grammar mistakes are intentional.--Lt. Wyoming 00:35, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey would you mind editing English gods not like the content unless you see something that MUST be added also if you could put in the correct format for me because I'm not sure what you mean thanks.--Lt. Wyoming 19:50, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

F@H

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I have contributed 0 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

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And have a point keepin' userbox as well. 13:51, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to My Inner Circle!

Welcome, Slave! Hello, Judgement, and welcome to DiZ's inner circle. I hope you like being a part of the family and decide to stay. If not, well, too bad, you're stuck. Here are some good guidelines for first-time members: Respect your King. Always refer to him as "DiZ" (capital D, lowercase i, capital Z) or "diz" (all lowercase) - preferably the first. Respect your Master. Either you or I have chosen Rataube as your master. Always carry out his or her wishes and don't let me catch you cheating on them, you hear me? Give praise. Shout DiZ's name on the mountaintops, make giant billboards; frankly, I don't care, so long as you give praise to his Greatness. It is also your duty to rape and kill any and all non-believers and doubters. Show some dignity. As a representative and delegate of his Holyness, DiZ the Great, you are expected to behave in an appropriate and dignified manner (which may or may not include feasting on your foe's cattle). You are also expected to fast, pray, whip yourself with heavy chains daily, and uhh, oh yeah: NO SEX. Sorry... Have fun. With responsibility, so comes great joy in knowing you are the heir to the greatest throne of mankind. If you are lucky, perhaps one day, you too will be king. But, probably not... I hope you enjoy being a member. Now get on your knees and suck my left toe! -- DiZtheGreat  AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!)

In Post-WWII Germany, Nazi Executed by YOU!!

Capercorn 14:26, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Judgement, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:46, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of UnBooks:The Pickwick Papers

Hey, your article that was called UnBooks:The Pickwick Papers has been moved to User:Judgement/UnBooks:The Pickwick Papers for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 19:58, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the review and fixes... and the cought caught thing lol :P

Acrolo has bought you a beer for reviewing Unnews:Mary-Jane caught with pot! !! Kudos! Drink up, you are gonna need the piss .

I also decided to go with what you said on the removal of the second image.

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 17:05, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Liberia, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

MadMax 02:04, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Attention Colonizers!

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Judgement. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:31, 11 Sep

Okay, you mangy colonists.

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:51, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

ATTENTION COLONIZER

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:38, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:17, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:43, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:53, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:28, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Avast me hearties!

By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again! Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar. Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes.

(See also: Forum:Drumming up the IC furor!)

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase (Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)