User:HerrDoktor

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The rumors about my death have been greatly exaggerated

I'm currently writing in English language here:

Blame it on Brazil

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My old pal Nikki... with that kinky mustache, with the chicks he was da bomb!

EEEEGOR!!!

I NEED A BRAIN, not raw ramen! It won't help you hiding my glasses. Look at my nose! No, not the hair, the size! I can tell the difference by the smell, you moron! What? Chicken guts? (Yuck!) Whatever, how do you expect the monster to rise without a brain? Ah, I know you can do fine the way you are, if you ever had a brain I would have used it many time ago... (Hmm... or else, this would a bad idea, I guess). Whatever, put this lazy hump of yours to work and go find me a brain, you bastard! Now! And stop muttering, my name is not NeedABrain!

More power, Egor, more power!

Good (or at least my mother said so) creations. Proceed with caution, Egor. Can you please reach me the VFH key?

• Chesty Morgan

• Mecha

• Pet Jesus (quasif)

• UnNews:Baby dragon shocks owner

• Sucker Tracker Bot a functioning anti-vandal

It's alive! It's alive!

Works recognized by the scientific community. Just admire them from a safe distance, Egor.

Onomatopoeia (rewrite)	HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi - with FoxyBabe
UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism	HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies
The Black And White Man	UnBooks:Gallows Humor

Oh my god, I've created a monster!

Disgusting creatures. They keep on slithering around the lab, howling and staining the mat with their slime. You may practice with your scalpel there, Egor. Just remember to stitch when you're done.

• Berserk	• Dead Sea
• Threesome

Minor creatures

You may play with these, Egor, but carve a hole on the shoe box.

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No room for your puny democracy when I conquer the world

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They're nerds

They're nerds who have a death wish

They drink a lot of beer

They drink a lot of beer while singing about little birds

They're nerds who drink a lot of beer while singing about little birds, who also have a death wish

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Boxes, boxes, boxes

My life as a mayonnaise jar
Commander of the Order
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This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?	This user is Brazilian. Soccer! (List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)
This user is a cyborg and uses bionic features to fight crime . Resistance is futile .	This user is an Apprentice in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a modest amount of respect.
My in vivo experiments and the volunteers
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!
Moments of glory
UnBooks Author of the Month February 2007