User:QUILz

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Wow. fissile uranium
All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the soft-serve ice cream Revolution!

“I pity that foo'!”

~ Mr. T on QUILz

"puzzling off-white fissile uranium!!!"

~ Tom Osborne on QUILz

“Better to reign in Hell than serve in QUILz.”

~ John Milton on QUILz

“Signs point to yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz a l33t h4x0r?

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Basic User Info[edit | edit source]

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This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male


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Score last week
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UBX
This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes .
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JoW
This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
JoW
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user fears the clowns .
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Fox
This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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n00b
This user is a n00b.
n00b
NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user is a geek.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
IP
QUILz's IP is 127.0.0.1.
IP
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This user has been blocked
1 time.
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions.
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This user is an evil clone of QUILz.
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This user spends more time with a penguin

than with a window

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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.
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This user is a vampire. Bleh!
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
en-N
This user is a native speaker of English.
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uk-0
This user does not understand Correct English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
uk-0
fr-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
fr-1
ja-0
This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
ja-0
fur-X
This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers .
fur-X
do-X
This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers .
do-X
ht-2
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
ht-2
css-F
This user got an F in .css and likes their native language better (if they have one).
css-F
MW-F
This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).
MW-F
This user does not speak Java and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Java speakers.
This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
php-G
This user does not speak PHP and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all PHP speakers.
php-G
mor-0
This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
mor-0
This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers .
vl-G
This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.
vl-G
se-F
This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
se-F
rh-F
This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one).
rh-F
sa-4
This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
sa-4
17-G
This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.
17-G
cpp-0
This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
cpp-0
ns-3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.
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lz-E
This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.
lz-E
pe-3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.
pe-3
re-L
Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp.
re-L
ru-P
This fucker speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ru-P
sc-E
This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school.
sc-E
sl-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
sl-1
us-0
This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
us-0
MS-L
Thith uther thpeakf therr mind wif an awfthully gay lithp.
MS-L
bu-A
This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
bu-A
enr-X
This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers .
enr-X


QUILz's alter ego[edit | edit source]

Basic User Info[edit | edit source]

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Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?

When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault



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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

Stuff that has naught to do with you[edit | edit source]

Subpages / Other Pages[edit | edit source]

History[edit | edit source]

THIS SPACE HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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Likes and Dislikes[edit | edit source]

Likes[edit | edit source]

The things QUILzy likes

    

Dislikes[edit | edit source]

The things QUILzy hates
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You | Your mom | Linux | Jimbo Wales | Wookieepedia | Microsoft

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  • just
  • to
  • piss
  • off.

Fourtune Cookie[edit | edit source]

Words of Wisdom and Advice[edit | edit source]

“Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.”

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

From their great moronic ruler[edit | edit source]

“Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.”

~ Gorge W. Bush on declining to answer reporters' questions, 2001 Summit of the Americas

“Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.”

~ Gorge W. Bush on declining to answer reporters' questions, 2001 Summit of the Americas

“Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.”

~ Gorge W. Bush on declining to answer reporters' questions, 2001 Summit of the Americas

Nobody Cares[edit | edit source]


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Games[edit | edit source]

Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit | edit source]

Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit | edit source]

  • 75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
  • 75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
  • 50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
  • Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

Round 1[edit | edit source]

Me You
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Round 2[edit | edit source]

Me You
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Round 3[edit | edit source]

Me You
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Rawr[edit | edit source]

 

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Profit![edit | edit source]

 

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