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“I pity that foo'!”
"puzzling off-white fissile uranium!!!"
~ Tom Osborne on QUILz
“Better to reign in Hell than serve in QUILz.”
“Signs point to yes.”
Basic User Info[edit | edit source]
Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male
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QUILz's alter ego[edit | edit source]
Basic User Info[edit | edit source]
Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female
Stuff that has naught to do with you[edit | edit source]
Subpages / Other Pages[edit | edit source]
- score.
- My ASCII art.
- /usr/home/quilz/sandbox
- Awards.
- Articles I think need improvements.
- Articles I think are just dandy as they are.
- What I've done (or tried to do) in good faith to revert vandalism ruin perfectly good jokes.
History[edit | edit source]
THIS SPACE HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.
Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.
Likes and Dislikes[edit | edit source]
Likes[edit | edit source]
The things QUILzy likes | ||||
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- Alot
- Furries.
- Real, authentic UNIX operating systems.
- Kitchen toasters.
- Yiff!
- Yiff!
- Yiff!
- Yiff!
- Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News
- This Guy.
- These people.
- Blewe is a nice color. Do you know the Muffin Man?
Dislikes[edit | edit source]
The things QUILzy hates | ||||
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You | Your mom | Linux | Jimbo Wales | Wookieepedia | Microsoft |
- Dead links
- Articles that don't deserve to be featured.
- People who dislike things.
- Freaks.
- Yiff®
- Yiff?
- This Guy.
- These people.
- WikiFur.
- People
Fourtune Cookie[edit | edit source]
Words of Wisdom and Advice[edit | edit source]
“Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.”
...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!
From their great moronic ruler[edit | edit source]
“Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.”
“Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.”
“Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.”
Nobody Cares[edit | edit source]
Games[edit | edit source]
Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit | edit source]
Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit | edit source]
- 75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
- 75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
- 50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
- Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)
Round 1[edit | edit source]
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Round 2[edit | edit source]
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TAILS |
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Round 3[edit | edit source]
Me | You | ||
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TAILS |
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^D[edit | edit source]
- UnNews
- Unquotable
- Departure of Fun
- The Wilde Project
- Undictionary
- UnBooks
- UnTunes
- Non-random Page
- Recent Vandalisms
- Adopt An Article
See also[edit | edit source]
- Jimbo, Wales.
- Jimbo Whales
- Non-Jimbo
- Sockpuppet
- El Presidente
- Moron
- Adolf Hitler
- Wikipedia
- Jimbo Wales ... on Wheels!!!
- Someone to complain to
One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.
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