User:QUILz

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My ASCII art

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score

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Awards

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Some list of articles

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Wow. goose egg

All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the jelly Revolution!

“We think there's too much burden placed on QUILz to make up for empty areas in life.”

– Leopold and Loeb on QUILz

"nude maroon goose egg!!!"

~ Mr. T on QUILz

“That's one small step for a QUILz, one giant leap for QUILzkind.”

– Neil Armstrong on QUILz

“Don't count on it.”

– Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz an article?

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Basic User Info

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male

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Youser boches
Score last week User:QUILz/score	UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX	JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW
♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	This user fears the clowns.	Fox This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too. Fox
This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.	This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.	This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
n00b This user is a n00b. n00b	NO This user doesn't care. NO	This user is a geek.
This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...	IP QUILz's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
This user loves pi	This user has been blocked 1 time.	This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.	Gu This user is easily tricked. Gu	This user is an evil clone of QUILz.
This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.	This user is ARR-some!	This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color	This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!	MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

Uncyclopedia:Babel
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.	en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N	uk 0 This user does not understand Correct English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). uk 0
fr 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français. fr 1	ja 0 This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ja 0	fur X This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers. fur X
do X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers. do X	ht 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht 2	css F This user got an F in .css and likes their native language better (if they have one). css F
MW F This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one). MW F	java G This user does not speak Java and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Java speakers. java G	perl 0 This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties). perl 0
php G This user does not speak PHP and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all PHP speakers. php G	mor 0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties). mor 0	pika X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers. pika X
vl G This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers. vl G	se F This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one). se F	rh F This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one). rh F
sa 4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level. sa 4	17 G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17 G	cpp 0 This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties). cpp 0
ns 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak. ns 3	lz E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school. lz E	enl X This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers. enl X
pe 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English. pe 3	re L Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp. re L	ru P This fucker speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ru P
sc E This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school. sc E	sl 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language. sl 1	us 0 This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). us 0
MS L Thith uther thpeakf therr mind wif an awfthully gay lithp. MS L	bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.	enr X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers. enr X

QUILz's alter ego

Basic User Info

APOCALYPSE MEOW When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

Stuff that has naught to do with you

Subpages / Other Pages

• score.
• My ASCII art.
• /usr/home/quilz/sandbox
• Awards.
• Articles I think need improvements.
• Articles I think are just dandy as they are.
• What I've done (or tried to do) in good faith to revert vandalism ruining perfectly good jokes.

History

THIS SPACE HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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Likes and Dislikes

Likes

The things QUILzy likes

• Alot
• Furries.
• Real, authentic UNIX operating systems.
• Kitchen toasters.
• Yiff!
• Yiff!
• Yiff!
• Yiff!
• Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News
• This Guy.
• These people.
• Blewe is a nice color. Do you know the Muffin Man?

Dislikes

• Dead links
• Articles that don't deserve to be featured.
• People who dislike things.
• Freaks.
• Yiff®
• Yiff?
• This Guy.
• These people.
• WikiFur.
• People

• who

• annoyingly

• misuse

• randomly

• indented

• lists

• just

• to

• piss

• me

• off.

Fourtune Cookie

Words of Wisdom and Advice

“A husband is a bachelor whose luck finally failed...”

– Richard M. Stallman

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

From their great moronic ruler

“This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of. ... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for. ... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.”

– Gorge W. Bush on war

“This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of. ... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for. ... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.”

– Gorge W. Bush on war

“This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of. ... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for. ... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.”

– Gorge W. Bush on war

Nobody Cares

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File:Impaled.jpg Somebody got impaled, but nobody cares. Except for that firefighter, and who cares about him?

Games

Coin Clone Experiment VS

Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS

• 75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
• 75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
• 50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
• Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

Round 1

Me		You
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS

Round 2

Me		You
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS

Round 3

Me		You
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS

^D

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See also

• Jimbo, Wales.
• Jimbo Whales
• Non-Jimbo
• Sockpuppet
• El Presidente
• Moron
• Adolf Hitler
• Wikipedia
• Jimbo Wales ... on Wheels!!!
• Someone to complain to

Rawr

 

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Profit!

 

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One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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