User:QUILz

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Wow. Game Boy
All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the cereal Revolution!
Oh, QUILz will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)

Mommy Fortuna on QUILz

"furry cyan Game Boy!!!"

~ Yo mama on QUILz
O, my luve's like a red, red QUILz.

Robert Burns on QUILz

It is certain.

Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz a petroglyph?


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Basic User Info[edit]

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male


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Score last week
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UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
Thehappiestclownhead.jpg This user fears the clowns. Thehappiestclownhead.jpg
Fox This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too. Fox
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. Boredkid.jpg
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
n00b This user is a n00b. n00b
NO This user doesn't care. NO
Geek.jpg This user is a geek. Geek.jpg
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
IP QUILz's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg This user has been blocked
1 time.
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Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. Hiding kitty.jpg
Gu This user holds a degree from Uncycloversity. Gu
Sign2.png This user is an evil clone of QUILz. Sign2.png
Tux-thinkpad.png This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window. Tux-thinkpad.png
Skullnbones.gif This user is pilfering ye booty! Skullnbones.gif
Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire. Bleh! Dracula1.jpg
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
Uncyclopedia:Babel
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers. typo-X
en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N
uk-0 This user does not understand Correct English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). uk-0
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français. fr-1
ja-0 This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ja-0
fur-X This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers. fur-X
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers. do-X
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht-2
css-F This user got an F in CSS and likes their native language better (if they have one). css-F
MW-F This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one). MW-F
java-G This user does not speak Java and believes Java to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Java speakers. java-G
perl-0 This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties). perl-0
php-G This user does not speak PHP and believes PHP to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all PHP speakers. php-G
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties). mor-0
pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers. pika-X
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Valley girl speakers. vl-G
se-F This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one). se-F
rh-F This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one). rh-F
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level. sa-4
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G
cpp-0 This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties). cpp-0
ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak. ns-3
lz-E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school. lz-E
enl-X This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers. enl-X
pe-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English. pe-3
re-L Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp. re-L
ru-P This f****r speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ru-P
sc-E This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school. sc-E
sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language. sl-1
us-0 This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). us-0
MS-L Thith uther thpeakf her mind wif an awfthul lithp.
bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination. bu-A
enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers. enr-X


QUILz's alter ego[edit]

Basic User Info[edit]

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APOCALYPSE MEOW

When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault



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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

Stuff that has naught to do with you[edit]

Subpages / Other Pages[edit]

History[edit]

THIS SPACE HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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Likes and Dislikes[edit]

Likes[edit]

The things QUILzy likes

    

Dislikes[edit]

The things QUILzy hates
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You | Your mom | Linux | Jimbo Wales | Wookieepedia | Microsoft

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  • just
  • to
  • piss
  • off.

Fourtune Cookie[edit]

Words of Wisdom and Advice[edit]

“Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.”

Richard M. Stallman

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

From their great moronic ruler[edit]

I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.

Gorge W. Bush on visiting Denmark

I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.

Gorge W. Bush on visiting Denmark

I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.

Gorge W. Bush on visiting Denmark


Nobody Cares[edit]


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Artist's impression of everyone who cares.

Games[edit]

Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit]

Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit]

  • 75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
  • 75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
  • 50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
  • Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

Round 1[edit]

Me You
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Round 2[edit]

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Round 3[edit]

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See also[edit]

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Profit![edit]

 

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