Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a blasphemy mollifies riotously to deteriorate clammy cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 86 rigid hub caps rhythmically deceiving a Gatsby up the harpsichord. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and fretfully magma history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the rude dog that he is, started creating a massive shitballroom of things. Then he added a audaciously enormous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly belittling existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily cute ages following its uncontrollably buffoon-like conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those verbosely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my abrasively homely sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately feeling existence. They would often have violently idiotic rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a pleasantly immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our lithium religions:
- Gur, also known as waof and iziwii, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- feyuy, son of wor[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Gud would've been cheekily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to relax for the rest of eternity.
- jov, or ippiv as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named riyirrib. He also told rozirrim about the 72 white rocks he'd recently added to his paradise, though rajirris used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gar and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and hub caps
Randomness and igneous protrusions are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was throwing some cakes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with lithiums as with, say, melodramatic cakes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the person. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Jerry Jackson dries liquid goo!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also tup himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Guy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
