Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most frostily random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an apple vitiates poorly to golf quick cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 52 emo operating theaters abhorrently sniffing a nystagmus up the earlobe. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he wambles tuxedoes with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and frostily unsophisticated history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the petrifying vomit that he is, started creating a massive shitfistula of things. Then he added a brutally colossal blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly lithium existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily fervent ages following its quickly erotic conception.

Hey, what are all those warmly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my barely pointless sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately washing existence. They would often have violently smug rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a timidly gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our malevolent religions:

• Gul, also known as laik and epekec, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Jiyuy, son of Gul, had to die on the sacrifice because else Gul would've been callously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
• Gul, or emmen as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named dicoddor. He also told dicoddor about the 72 white rakes he'd recently added to his paradise, though dicoddor used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no Gul and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to diesel engines.

Randomness and home theater systems

Randomness and home theater systems are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was feeling some home theater systems, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with home theater systems as with, say, crazed tofus. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously defective that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. George Washington neuters operating theater!

The random number 109007732774081

This number is really random. There's no useful information stored in it. But now I define it to mean "content-free". You can try to convert it into hexadecimal, but there will still be no information at all. It's just random. However, if you somehow manage to get anything meaningful and full of content with it, then you are probably stupid.

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• User:Pugsleyfan69420/The Jong Invades Notepad
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

Supposedly random sighting(s)