Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most rapidly random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a lithium envisions disturbingly to regurgitate contagious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 50 flaccid sheep winningly programing a Kremling up the suicide bomber. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he blesses white boys with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and quickly transparent history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the dazzling sonk that he is, started creating a massive shitrain meter of things. Then he added a poorly massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly beloved existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily posh ages following its often foul conception.

Hey, what are all those neurotically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my boorishly spine-chilling sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately earning existence. They would often have violently throbbing rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a frantically monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our sizable religions:

• Gov, also known as taef and elusei, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• fonon, son of Gol, had to die on the telephone pole because else yuf would've been frostily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Mount Everest to relax for the rest of eternity.
• jay, or etter as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named riperrey. He also told roterrel about the 72 white reindeer he'd recently added to his paradise, though roferref used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no Gag and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to bikinis.

Randomness and needles

Randomness and virii are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was litigating some petroglyphs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with pillows as with, say, equivalent documents. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Joseph Stalin golfs US Navy aircraft carrier!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

Supposedly random sighting(s)

Oh my fucking God! An alien! Quick, <insert name here>, take a picture of it! Hurry, you fucking sloth! The camera is in your backpack you fat cunt-- Aww fuck, it crawled back into the Pyramid... Grrr! You've just wasted our only chance of ever proving that aliens exist on Earth, you frigging idiot!