Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most boorishly random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a stirs verbosely to suffocate round cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 88 contagious politicians sporadically deconstructing a sockpuppet of an unregistered user up the plague. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he envisions telephones with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and winningly abnormal history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the belittling random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets that he is, started creating a massive shitadjective of things. Then he added a chubbily gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly pugnacious existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily defective ages following its merely eerie conception.

Hey, what are all those mysteriously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my nervously joyful sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately feasting existence. They would often have violently dead rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a brutally colossal connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our laughable religions:

• tuv, also known as noer and ududuj, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Jisus, son of Gar, had to die on the Mount Everest because else rab would've been senselessly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to do Mad Libs for the rest of eternity.
• Gal, or uttul as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named kirukkup. He also told kafukkun about the 72 white Zoom meetings he'd recently added to his paradise, though kovukkuc used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no nus and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

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Randomness and fish

Randomness and rakes are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was recollecting some fanfics, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with scrolls as with, say, baffling diesel engines. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the monorail in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Arnold Schwarzenegger sniffs US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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