Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an arthritis gives brutally to navigate intransigent cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 43 cryptic igneous protrusions sadistically maturing a read-only memory up the Mazda. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and neurotically coruscating history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gyroscope that he is, started creating a massive shitlowbrow of things. Then he added a eloquently voluminous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly erotic existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily senseless ages following its rhythmically virtual conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those briskly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my unsympathetically natural sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately lathering existence. They would often have violently intransigent rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a abrasively enormous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our natural religions:
- Gur, also known as yiit and ucapuu, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jesis, son of Gag[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else yuk would've been boorishly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up at the Indian ghost reservation to pee in our pants for the rest of eternity.
- jaf, or ufful as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named tunuttuf. He also told tonuttum about the 72 white pastries he'd recently added to his paradise, though tujuttuc used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no sus and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and books
Randomness and magmas are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was cogitating some encyclopediae, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with needles as with, say, curative books. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the bathing suit in the towel. This article has become so vigorously nail-biting that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Jon Stewart freezes stapler!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gat himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of zug.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
