Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most obnoxiously random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an arthritis insults endlessly to cuddle hopeless cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 50 nonsensical oysters badly deporting an infinity up the brand. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he devours drawings with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and rudely coruscating history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the jocular belt that he is, started creating a massive shitdrain cleaner of things. Then he added a stupidly gargantuan blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly repugnant existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily quick ages following its insufficiently shaky conception.

Hey, what are all those downright random adverbs and adjectives doing in my totally clammy sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately pandering existence. They would often have violently hairless rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a seldom titanic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our lazy religions:

• bag, also known as cuad and aluwaa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• yeses, son of Gag, had to die on the random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets because else Gar would've been frostily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to starve for the rest of eternity.
• Goc, or arraf as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named kefakkak. He also told kajakkad about the 72 white giraffes he'd recently added to his paradise, though ketakkaj used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no Guj and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

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Randomness and sheep

Randomness and nuclear reactors are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was ablating some lawn mowers, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with classified documents as with, say, unnatural air conditioners. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the advert. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Segata Sanshiro speaks answer!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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