Randomness

Fyspyfprpy

Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most chubbily random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an eel balkanizes melodramatically to derail slutty cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 65 alarming miscellanious dead things ridiculously mystifying a skyscraper up the anchovies. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he tastes mice with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and disenchantingly belittling history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the curative businessman that he is, started creating a massive shitantidisestablishmentarianist of things. Then he added a colloquially monstrous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly educated existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily flammable ages following its sloppily vast conception.

Hey, what are all those relentlessly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my badly dazzling sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately litigating existence. They would often have violently laughable rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a frantically amplitudinous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our oozing religions:

• Guf, also known as seep and imayir, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• bafof, son of rov, had to die on the fealty because else God would've been nervously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to baptise for the rest of eternity.
• Gof, or illif as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named ciyiccir. He also told cuzicciz about the 72 white hub caps he'd recently added to his paradise, though caciccik used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no ruk and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to lithiums.

Randomness and computers

Randomness and computers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was freezing some encyclopediae, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with crania as with, say, shaky politicians. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the communist. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Maozilla rapes oil spill!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

Supposedly random sighting(s)

Random Elvis Sighting In accordance to the August 20th celebration of International Random Elvis Sighting in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Elvis has been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article. Please report this on this page's talk page. Thanks for the reporting.Template:A/RThe King has left the building.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Seriously, who'd expect a template like this to pop up randomly?

Random Loch Ness Monster Sighting In accordance with International Random Loch Ness Monster Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, the Loch Ness monster has been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article. Please report this on this page's talk page. Thanks for the reporting. Time to get a new camera.