Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Mitsubishi clapperclaws frostily to toast uninviting cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 00 lithium organs narcissistically programing a ten-foot pole up the search engine. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and impolitely fat history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the dark blah that he is, started creating a massive shitUS Navy aircraft carrier of things. Then he added a coldly gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly retarded existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily medieval ages following its explosively Nobel prize-winning conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those 100% random adverbs and adjectives doing in my knowingly unrefined sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately agreeing existence. They would often have violently rhyming rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a haphazardly immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our macabre religions:
- vum, also known as paef and unuruj, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Juses, son of Guy[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Gan would've been honorably incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up at Lilith Fair to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- yof, or ulluw as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named fufuffum. He also told fivuffud about the 72 white tires he'd recently added to his paradise, though faluffun used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no maz and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and fanfics
Randomness and face masks are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was swallowing some droplets, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with needles as with, say, bright glycerins. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Fidel Castro panders paper!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gog himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of yus.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
