Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most extremely random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an option ameliorates brutally to ablate impressive cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 75 puce needles clearly suffocating a card game up the archangel. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he crankles papers with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and impolitely unpleased history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the glycerin drain cleaner that he is, started creating a massive shitgork of things. Then he added a incessantly enormous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly foreign existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily dismal ages following its completely uninviting conception.

Hey, what are all those timidly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my gratefully wet sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately blessing existence. They would often have violently alarming rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a puzzlingly monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our trusty religions:

• Gap, also known as tuev and ucefuo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Jisas, son of Gap, had to die on the telephone pole because else Gap would've been oddly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Mexico City to starve for the rest of eternity.
• Gap, or unnuz as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named noninnig. He also told noninnig about the 72 white salad forks he'd recently added to his paradise, though noninnig used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no Gap and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to bikinis.

Randomness and Euroipods

Randomness and Euroipods are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was programing some Euroipods, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with Euroipods as with, say, incredible bananas. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Oliver Twist subvocalises tofu!

The random number 109007732774081

This number is really random. There's no useful information stored in it. But now I define it to mean "content-free". You can try to convert it into hexadecimal, but there will still be no information at all. It's just random. However, if you somehow manage to get anything meaningful and full of content with it, then you are probably stupid.

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• User:Pugsleyfan69420/The Jong Invades Notepad
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

Supposedly random sighting(s)

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