Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a magma exemplifies acceptably to moccasinify unreliable cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 51 shitty beach balls rapidly maturing an airplane up the belt. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and brazenly massive history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the dubious potato that he is, started creating a massive shitfnurdle of things. Then he added a 100% jumbo blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly diseased existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily smelly ages following its ridiculously straight conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those fondly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my cryptically doubtful sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately pandering existence. They would often have violently mirthful rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a relentlessly voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our transparent religions:
- jad, also known as yeol and amavaj, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- yisus, son of gaj[2], had to die on the hose because else cac would've been verbosely incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to burn for the rest of eternity.
- Gad, or attam as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named finaffay. He also told ficaffan about the 72 white hot dogs he'd recently added to his paradise, though fasaffad used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no vuy and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and rocks
Randomness and cartilages are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was maturing some pillows, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cockroaches as with, say, controversial bikinis. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the baby in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Dick Hertz moccasinifies antidisestablishmentarianist!
See also
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 Oh my fucking God! An alien! Quick, <insert name here>, take a picture of it! Hurry, you fucking sloth! The camera is in your backpack you fat cunt-- Aww fuck, it crawled back into the Pyramid... Grrr! You've just wasted our only chance of ever proving that aliens exist on Earth, you frigging idiot! |
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also kuf himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of fan.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
