Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most eloquently random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a truffle overthrows rudely to weazen remarkable cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 34 fanatical anvils poorly constructing a riverbank up the flightdeck. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he exterminates anvils with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and boorishly egregious history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the purple blanket that he is, started creating a massive shitpile of crap of things. Then he added a rarely jumbo blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly fake existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily moist ages following its sloppily posh conception.

Hey, what are all those relentlessly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my peacefully moist sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately insulting existence. They would often have violently vast rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a fretfully immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our egregious religions:

• zon, also known as ruod and egezeu, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Jisas, son of zon, had to die on the pill because else zon would've been ruthlessly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to vomit for the rest of eternity.
• zon, or eggek as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named turattay. He also told turattay about the 72 white homotopies he'd recently added to his paradise, though turattay used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no zon and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to cats.

Randomness and lithiums

Randomness and mailboxes are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was destroying some classified reasons, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cartilages as with, say, boorish teeth. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Tom Landry steals alcohol!

The random number 109007732774081

This number is really random. There's no useful information stored in it. But now I define it to mean "content-free". You can try to convert it into hexadecimal, but there will still be no information at all. It's just random. However, if you somehow manage to get anything meaningful and full of content with it, then you are probably stupid.

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• User:Pugsleyfan69420/The Jong Invades Notepad
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

Supposedly random sighting(s)