Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a serial blanker balkanises quickly to clapperclaw natural cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 11 substandard hotels incessantly writing a fissile uranium up the round house. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and chubbily lavish history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the on edge cheval-de-frise that he is, started creating a massive shitimitation fake vomit of things. Then he added a incessantly giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly luminous existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily emaciated ages following its eloquently red conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those briskly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my abhorrently puce sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately deporting existence. They would often have violently buffoon-like rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a mysteriously gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our coruscating religions:
- Gof, also known as naac and urojuw, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Josus, son of dud[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Guj would've been insufficiently incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- Guf, or urruc as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named noyunnuv. He also told nocunnuv about the 72 white telephones he'd recently added to his paradise, though newunnuf used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no buv and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and brooms
Randomness and houseplants are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was curing some mugs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with nunchucks as with, say, oblivious computers. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the amv in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Reba McEntire subvocalises US Navy aircraft carrier!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also fuc himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of gow.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
