Random gibberish

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“A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his random gibberish, gargle sushi flea market Finnegan's Wake.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Random gibberish

Random gibberish is the official language of old people. After its big break as a minor character in some rubbish show, it took over the world and all its insane asylums, and has every intention of replacing George Dubya Bush. As a demonstration of how terrible random gibberish can be, here are fifty words of random gibberish.

Here It Is[edit | edit source]

Sushi grackle mind warp earwax saint bernard penny whitsle. Fleegen floigen flip flop, noodle noggle nozz-a-la. Suzuki Samurai's pretty princess porcupine zappled Mr. Rogers' whassitdoozle. Gakka gakka! Vroink your haffendashel and poodle taco mittens, you Seminefrious tubloidial buttnoids! Bring Tony Danza bacon jets. Obescanize the crab. Chewey chewey chomp chomp.

Apologies[edit | edit source]

“I apologise for blastenizing Irakania, and random gibberish in this speech.”

~ George Bush on random gibberish

Green elbow[edit | edit source]

Nipple snap

Green elbow, Duck Bait.

Worldwide uses[edit | edit source]

  1. Politics
  2. Repetition
  3. Politics
  4. Literature
  5. Politics
  6. Advertising
  7. Politics
  8. Repetition
  9. Overused techniques.

See also[edit | edit source]