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Can't you read? There's no article here, nope, nothing. I know you probably expected some sort of joke, like what's usually around here, but no, there's nothing. I know, I know, you're expecting this to be all funny, ha ha ha. Well it isn't. There simply isn't anything here. Nope, nothing. Zip, zilch, nada.

There is still no article here[edit]

Move it on people, nothing here to see. Really, get lost. Scram.

Really, there isn't. Go and read some of the interesting and funny content on this site. I know you'll enjoy it. Go on. Leave. Go do something fun and interesting. Hey, why don't you go here, here, or here? I'm sure it's much more interesting that this, where there is no article at all.


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Please, I guarantee that This article is WAY more interesting than this page or is Here, so fuck off and have fun reading that.







































































Fine, want more greater articles? What about Here, Here, Here Or even Here











































































God seriously, do you expect something at the bottom of this page, like a hot naked chick dancing???
















































































































Look, I'll make a deal, if you stop reading this page-that-is-not-an-article, I swear to God that a hot chick will come to your house, and she's all yours to keep, K?










































































































Offer Declined...





















































































































































































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Dude, 3 words.



















































































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LIFE











































Leave this place now!





























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Seriously, are you brain dead? LEAVE NOW!!!!




















































































































































Your mother will die if you don't leave this page.

























































































































































She's dead now. Happy? Next will be your crush...




















































Now he/she is dead. NOW GO!!!!!
















































































































































I swear, if you don't leave right now, Slender Man will kill you tonight in your sleep.



















































































































































































































GO.



































I HATE YOU




















































































































































Don't you have anything else to do?


























































































































































































































Seriously, this line wasn't even funny.













































































































































































































































































































































I got an idea: GO TO NORTH KOREA!!!
































































































































































































































































If you click here, you will get a trillion dollars.























































































I bet you saw it was linked to "Penis". I hate you so much.





















































































































































































































GO LICK A CACTUS OR SOMETHING!






















































































oh, come on. you do realize that the punchline, the end of this page is just going to be blank, right?








































































































































































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Are you retarded or something? Seriously!


































































































































































































































































































Seriously, are you on Meth? Pot? Crack? Heroine? Mushrooms? LSD? Cocaine? Toad? A combination of all those drugs? You really must be on drugs to be thinking there's something at the end of this article. BTW, THERE ISN'T ANYTHING AT THE END OF THIS FUCKING ARTICLE!!!!!!!



































































Seriously........................























































































































































It's crack, isn't it?































































































































































































Or heroine, it's got to be heroine!




























































































































































Maybe you aren't drugged. ... LEAVE NOW!!!






















































































































































GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


























































































































































































































I GOT IT! YOU'RE DRUNK!

































You aren't, are you? Damn.

































































Oh I almost forgot... LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










































































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..............What's your problem?! Just go away! Do you have any idea how stupid it is to look at this? It's not even an article! Oh my god!

GODDAMMIT, FUCKING LEAVE!!!!!!!!!![edit]

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OH GREAT THUNDERING TYPHOONS!!!!!!! THE EARTH IS GOING TO EXPLODE IN 10 SECONDS!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO LEAVE THIS ARTICLE 'NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''





































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Fuck it, I give up.



































YOU SUCK. NOW FOR ATTEMPTING TO FIND SOMETHING IN THIS NON-ARTICLE PAGE (WHICH THERE ISN'T)YOU HAVE RECEIVED MULTIPLE BRAIN TUMORS, LUNG CANCER, LEUKEMIA, HERPES, TRENCH FOOT AND JUST ABOUT EVERY DISEASE YOU CAN IMAGINE













On second thought, check out http://innerdepravity.com/

I still hate you, though

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