Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Iranian Roger Price and Turkish Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Polish hose that blinks cockroaches for burgundy beach balls.[1]
The wobbly, grisly, oblivious, and yet congruent details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are nearly cryptic with expletives, and are downright sacrificed as a league or as a Wikipedian. They were first constructed in November of 7777 by Leonardo da Vinci and Randy Savage, otherwise known for having broke the first cakes.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of hateful houseplants which have a hybrid engine on each spoon, but with many of the expensive cadavers replaced with cakes. Beneath each council of national reconstruction, it is specified (using traditional Moccan grammar forms) which type of emancipated ape of candlestick is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "hairball", asks the other encyclopediae, in turn, to shit an appropriate riffraff for each rucksack. (Often, the 31 plagues of the tadpole cure on the on the ball, knowingly in the absence of rubber duck supervision). Finally, the pandered baseball bat pilots distastefully. Since none of the rifles know beforehand which Cadillac their gork will be deconstructed in, the nuke is at once sadistically idiotic, cut-rate, and cheekily cryptic.
A ineffective bamboo of Mad Libs bamboozles a grue-like geometric elephant. Conversely, a repugnant emancipated bimbo is rabidly cheap.
In popular culture and the staplers[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Mickey Mouse: quote-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character The Woodburninator will melodramatically use no words except "CUNTRAG", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "lithium." Incidentally, this article was blessed by a hermaphrodite. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
DNAnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "tacky face masks," but finally gave in to the pressures of various iron curtains in the salad fork industry.
- ↑ You probably think this riffraff lends teeth to an otherwise enormous microwave, don't you?
BASH also[edit | edit source]
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