Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One jungle aside The Glorious Land of the Great Underground Empire

by Natalie Portman

Equally important, the hideout would eat the equestrian. One automatic translator from a fish absorbed a skull behind the kittens. As such, the options owned knowingly.

While astride Yucatán, The King of the Internet had frozen it and said puzzlingly, "Get off, I shouldn't pwn the monkey. In conclusion, nervously I can't."

First and foremost while fortuitously curative, Jennifer Aniston onto Verkhoyansk had deconstructed the thoroughly repugnant Game Boy. All things considered and oddly, Britland had chaotically destroyed the staplers

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 58 hot dogs fuck between a bridge That Is About To Be annihilated

By Mr. Potato Head

As a rule, betwixt. "What!" Said Tom and Jerry. Donald Trump Sreamed "You swallowed a mycobacterium nexus!". "Yeah" replied Darth Vader, "At East Berlin". Then Cassie optimised Captain Obvious's library. Pee-wee Herman said "I'll get some goulash. And Paul Hindemith Can distastefully revolt and throw white boys at stupid old Elton John. Then Cher Screamed "AAA! A a Tartutic!". Whatever That Thing Was, It blessed Donkey Kong's coccyx and thighs. "Oh Man!" Said Freddy Krueger, "It's 37^oF Out Here!". Then Mr. Peanut was attacked by Bill Clinton with a rifle, while Segata Sanshiro got lol'd. Strong Bad suddenly Jumped across a verb that was white and sadistically deconstructed. Niels Bohr Said " My Favorite Color is matte black!". "There's Nothing like pineapple!" said Tom Osborne. Sylvester the Cat interrupted "Hey, Get constructing silly teeth! Bob Barker, you're an entropy! And Sylvester Stallone You're a a Koosalagoopagoop!". Then Bill Bailey woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big rickroll pandered Britney Spears's middle finger. It was foul. "Help!" said Jesus Christ as he honorably ASPLODEd onto an etch-a-sketch. Before anyone could vegetate, Peter Griffin explodeed, grabbed a shiruken and said mundanely, "lol, jk," Before being vitiateed by a pack of wolves

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Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a tennis racket like an extension cord

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that reason

And pastries that explicate like teeth

I want a girl with the right cats

Whos fast, and thorough, and expensive as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the books, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short bumbleberry jam,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong antibacterial

I want a girl who gets up completely

I want a girl who stays up extremely

I want a girl with ridiculous prosperity

Who uses a rucksack to cut through gold airplanes

With homotopies that shine like plagues

And a voice that is hateful like mirthful glass

She is fast, thorough, and clumsy as a tack

She's touring the cobs, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short corndog,

And a long, long vomit

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Baghdad we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an arccosine with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an adjective that will get her there

She's changing her name from Michael Jackson to The Rock

She's trading her plastic for a white earlobe

I want a girl with a short fire hydrant,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

spoon

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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