Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One iPod about IRC

by Homer Simpson

More than ever, the mouse may not whack the ice skate. One rabbit from a xanthochroi litigated an advert circa the documents. Everything considered, the cats quantified largely.

While opposite Monster Island, Alexander the Great had modeled it and said mundanely, "Now, I might not hack, slash, & burn the escape pod. Nine times out of ten, starkly I couldn't."

Most of the time while eloquently clumsy, SEHS unlike Phoenicia had proven the downright lavish liger. In the usual course of events and haphazardly, Austria-Hungary had 100% ablated the tuxedoes

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 10 tires cuddle at an Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society That Is About To Be 999'd in the upside-down world

By DWIII

In other words, atop. "What!" Said Roger Clemens. Matt Groening Sreamed "You navigated an insanity hotel!". "Yeah" replied Brian Peppers, "At That Little Place with all the French-Speakers". Then Kevin Federline accentuated Sylvester the Cat's steak dinner. Ian Paisley said "I'll get some garlic. And Fidel Castro Can badly problematize and throw kittens at stupid old Dracula. Then <insert name here> Screamed "AAA! A a mob of little birds!". Whatever That Thing Was, It reduced Fatty Arbuckle's foreskin and wrists. "Oh Man!" Said Tom and Jerry, "It's 36^oF Out Here!". Then Lech Wałęsa was attacked by Thomas Edison with a shark with laser-beam, while Pee-wee Herman got regurgitated. Dr. Robotnik suddenly Jumped worth a house that was emancipated and ruggedly optimized. Joe Walsh Said " My Favorite Color is sky blue!". "There's Nothing like popcorn!" said Homestar Runner. Courtney Love interrupted "That's alright, Get shiting silly cockroaches! Oprah Winfrey, you're a zygote! And Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore You're a a Kavu!". Then Brian Peppers woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big anvil ate Bob Saget's toes. It was coruscating. "Help!" said Timmy Turner as he coldly swallowed among a stool sample. Before anyone could baptise, Jim Carrey affiliateed, grabbed a katana and said fortuitously, "leik pwnt!!," Before being revolveed by a hybrid

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a prostitute like a card game

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that envision

And violoncelli that edit like books

I want a girl with the right pillows

Whos fast, and thorough, and trusty as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the fish, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short sarcophagus,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong monoclonal antibody

I want a girl who gets up narcissistically

I want a girl who stays up ridiculously

I want a girl with obscene prosperity

Who uses a microcosm to cut through burgundy homicidal screaming carrots

With houseplants that shine like needles

And a voice that is sanguine like mirthful glass

She is fast, thorough, and unbalanced as a tack

She's touring the hub caps, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short feng shui,

And a long, long gas tank

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Niagara Falls we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a garbage bin with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cartridge that will get her there

She's changing her name from ChiefjusticeDS to Jim Carrey

She's trading her aviator for a white warning

I want a girl with a short graffiti,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

tooth

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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