Mad Libs/examples

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See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One camera onto Toronto

by Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third

In particular, the critter may crinkle the rock. One bingo minus a clitoris legislated a hideout despite the hybrid engines. On the contrary, the cockroaches baptized boorishly.

While aboard Leyte, Tom Osborne had navigated it and said narcissistically, "Beats me, I can't vilify the ten-foot pole. To sum up, sadistically I shall not."

To sum up while obnoxiously depressed, Hulk Hogan by McDonald's' Corporate Minions' Fun-and-Safe Happy Land had wafted the gratefully yellow PlayStation. To cut a long story short and totally, Saxe-Coburg and Gotha had totally rioted the teeth

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 56 hybrid engines spit under a cartridge That Is About To Be derailed

By Kyle Broflovski

Nine times out of ten, until. "What!" Said Amy Rose. Jim Carrey Sreamed "You humped a scroll equestrian!". "Yeah" replied Cassie, "At Ghettoistan". Then Bertrand Russell discombobulated Khan Noonien Singh's spork. Samus Aran said "I'll get some quesadilla. And Ted Kennedy Can chaotically fuck and throw bananas at stupid old Mr. Potato Head. Then Slobodan Milošević Screamed "AAA! A an army of women in 'that time of the month'!". Whatever That Thing Was, It modeled Gottfried Leibniz's testes and thighs. "Oh Man!" Said Queen Elizabeth II, "It's 10^oC Out Here!". Then Scooter Libby was attacked by MrX with a tofu, while Rob Liefeld got smothered. Bono suddenly Jumped besides an arccosine that was inept and often proved. Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur Said " My Favorite Color is gray!". "There's Nothing like garlic!" said Dave Chapelle. Aunt Jemima interrupted "Don't mention it, Get seizurizeing silly operating theaters! Sun Tzu, you're a dogma! And Sonic the Hedgehog You're a an Archomental!". Then Tom and Jerry woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big thong assassinated Aunt Jemima's gastrointestinal sphincters. It was boorish. "Help!" said Donkey Kong as he suitably legislated into an article. Before anyone could glug, Dr. Phil hurted, grabbed a machine-gun and said verbosely, "leik pwnt!!," Before being burned by an ur-gerbil

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a milk like a block evading sockpuppet

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that refill

And pens that tear like face masks

I want a girl with the right needles

Whos fast, and thorough, and intransigent as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the papers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cat,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Texas toast

I want a girl who gets up largely

I want a girl who stays up compulsively

I want a girl with explosive prosperity

Who uses an idiot to cut through medium ochre anime girls

With cows that shine like sacrifices

And a voice that is dubious like red glass

She is fast, thorough, and demoralizing as a tack

She's touring the needles, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cabinet,

And a long, long pumpkin

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Lesotho we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a polyethylene with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an able-bodied spiderman gimp train that will get her there

She's changing her name from Black Jesus to Dr. Phil

She's trading her sonk for a white zoot suit

I want a girl with a short crab cake,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

fish

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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