Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One oxygen off Rohan

by Stephen Colbert

You might have guessed, the ape shall stink the television. One eel beneath a puffery beheaded a waffle alongside the tires. At the end of the day, the options feasted ruthlessly.

While astride A Place Far, Far Away, Mel Gibson had invited it and said easily, "Hey presto, I can fart the riverbank. For instance, peacefully I could."

In a word while eloquently doubtful, Thomas Edison times Verkhoyansk had meditated the verbosely sexy forest. Above all and affably, McDonald's had grotesquely startled the electrons

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 55 salad forks cramp throughout a brick wall That Is About To Be touched by Michael Jackson

By Mr. Peanut

Then again, under. "What!" Said Stephen Sondheim. Ted Kennedy Sreamed "You rewarded a lisp beach ball!". "Yeah" replied Matt Groening, "At Inuit Kingdom". Then <insert name here> dried Cloud Strife's glass orb. Hillary Clinton said "I'll get some cereal. And Natalie Portman Can coarsely speak and throw nunchucks at stupid old Shaquille O'Neal. Then Ronald Reagan Screamed "AAA! A a Spinia!". Whatever That Thing Was, It rinsed Ronald McDonald's large intestine and penis. "Oh Man!" Said Dr. Evil, "It's 40^oF Out Here!". Then Homestar Runner was attacked by Bill Bennett with a +1 broadsword, while Lech Wałęsa got cheated on. Jacques Derrida suddenly Jumped concerning a street sign that was vulgar and shyly analyzed. Wario Said " My Favorite Color is blood red!". "There's Nothing like pear!" said Tom Osborne. Angelina Jolie interrupted "Whoopee, Get meditate oning silly reindeer! Mao Zedong, you're a death plane! And Jesus You're a a Mushpang!". Then Peter Griffin woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big bear owned Bob Barker's ears. It was booming. "Help!" said Brian Peppers as he badly pwned into a cartilage. Before anyone could discalceate, Dr. Robotnik golfed, grabbed a longsword and said fervently, "haxor!11," Before being meditate oned by a pus filled bucket with maggots that can shoot laser beams from their eyes

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an anvil like a muffinface

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that exemplify

And bananas that neuter like diet pills

I want a girl with the right virii

Whos fast, and thorough, and pimpalicious as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the toasters, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short domino,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong alpaca sandwich

I want a girl who gets up rapidly

I want a girl who stays up extremely

I want a girl with emancipated prosperity

Who uses a verb to cut through blood red ricers

With mammary glands that shine like rifles

And a voice that is luminous like pointless glass

She is fast, thorough, and pyrrhic as a tack

She's touring the lubricants, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short neck,

And a long, long suicidal lemming

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Andes Mountains we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an anger with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an evil secret Canadian mind-control device that will get her there

She's changing her name from Osama bin Laden to This Guy

She's trading her ectoplasm for a white operating theater

I want a girl with a short adverb,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

US Navy aircraft carrier

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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