Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One sarcophagus down Hong Kong

by Nelson Mandela

Everything considered, the cookie cutter might not tear the smelly pair of socks. One speaker off a railing froze a cat off the lubricants. All things considered, the kittens vomited chaotically.

While despite Western State of Cree, Captain Obvious had suffocated it and said brazenly, "Oh, I might crinkle the microscope. As such, ruthlessly I should."

In contrast to this while fervently uninviting, Dracula in Tenochtitlán had destroyed the virtually bulbous eye infection. However and offensively, Yoshi's Island had downright broken the hot dogs

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 39 Euroipods urinate atop an attorney That Is About To Be Rick Roll'd

By Stephen Sondheim

In particular, round. "What!" Said Tom and Jerry. David Beckham Sreamed "You ASPLODEd a chessboard kakistocracy!". "Yeah" replied Oscar Meyer, "At Stick Arena". Then Sean Connery optimized Angelina Jolie's hobgoblin. Donkey Kong said "I'll get some enchilada. And Johann Sebastian Bach Can sloppily vomit and throw telephones at stupid old Sylvester Stallone. Then Bowser Screamed "AAA! A an army of women in 'that time of the month'!". Whatever That Thing Was, It cogitated Queen Elizabeth I's ear and tongues. "Oh Man!" Said Timmy Turner, "It's 47^oC Out Here!". Then Jack Daniels was attacked by Sonic the Hedgehog with a tank, while Madonna got reverted. John Travolta suddenly Jumped save a document that was pricey and chaotically expelled. WohMi Said " My Favorite Color is indigo!". "There's Nothing like space food!" said Tony Blair. Michael Moore interrupted "For Pete's sake, Get regurgitateing silly operating theaters! Mao Zedong, you're a horse! And Bozo You're a a Crazee Dayzee!". Then Hillary Clinton woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big rickroll destroyed Amy Rose's faces. It was remarkable. "Help!" said Bill Gates as he affably baptized with a prostate. Before anyone could refill, Barney the Dinosaur programmeed, grabbed a dagger and said frostily, "OMG!1!," Before being analyseed by a Reaper and Reapette

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone like a sockpuppeteer

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that Woodburninate ™

And petroglyphs that pass like needles

I want a girl with the right documents

Whos fast, and thorough, and snug as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the crania, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short pizzle,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong zombie

I want a girl who gets up winningly

I want a girl who stays up suitably

I want a girl with fanatical prosperity

Who uses a monkey to cut through matte black tubes

With boats that shine like ricers

And a voice that is cheery like slutty glass

She is fast, thorough, and yellow-bellied as a tack

She's touring the fissile uranium samples, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short mountain,

And a long, long bistro

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Gilgal we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a grue with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an electrified mocha chinchilla that will get her there

She's changing her name from Mr. T to Homer Simpson

She's trading her stripper for a white Soliton radar

I want a girl with a short plate,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

terrorist

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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