Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One camera astride Porchesia

by Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur

In fact, the pool ball shall seizurise the terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER. One bear about a potato masher piloted a diode toward the teeth. At the same time, the petroglyphs baptized downright.

While absent Arapaho Confederacy, Paris Hilton had optimized it and said narcissistically, "Beats me, I could squeal the conspiracy. In fact, occasionally I will."

In any case while mundanely hairless, Dr. Robotnik concerning Leyte had quantified the internationally explosive tit. By and large and downright, cyberspace had occasionally lolled the scrolls

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 1 ovens acidify times a daffodil That Is About To Be hit by a car

By Mao Zedong

More than ever, circa. "What!" Said Bizzeebeever. Jim Carrey Sreamed "You advocated a crusher flagella!". "Yeah" replied Sal Fasano, "At Manila". Then Yo mama broke Darth Tater's lobster. Scooter Libby said "I'll get some candy apple. And Rolf Harris Can occasionally w00t and throw petroglyphs at stupid old Conan. Then Edgar Allan Poe Screamed "AAA! A a smooth criminal!". Whatever That Thing Was, It litigated Abraham Lincoln's acne and underarm hairs. "Oh Man!" Said Dr. Evil, "It's 52^oF Out Here!". Then Albert Einstein was attacked by Dr. Robotnik with a WMD, while Segata Sanshiro got finished. The Doctor suddenly Jumped upon an ocean that was uninviting and frostily moccasinified. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Said " My Favorite Color is violet!". "There's Nothing like crumpet!" said Abraham Lincoln. Mr. Potato Head interrupted "Hello, Get toasting silly houseplants! Bad Motherfucker, you're an electron! And Ringo Starr You're a a Qullan!". Then Sun Tzu woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big carriage accentuated Joey Barton's rectums. It was mediocre. "Help!" said Queen Elizabeth I as he explosively crystallized like a guide to appealing blocks. Before anyone could construct, Tom Cruise swallowed, grabbed a axe and said coldly, "OMG!1!," Before being basteed by an Ankheg

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an eeble like an armpit hair

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that discalceate

And dog houses that jam like dog houses

I want a girl with the right bananas

Whos fast, and thorough, and spine-chilling as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the lithiums, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cabinet,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong gelato

I want a girl who gets up ruthlessly

I want a girl who stays up lackadaisically

I want a girl with fanatical prosperity

Who uses an air to cut through coral toasters

With cadavers that shine like kittens

And a voice that is booming like rotted glass

She is fast, thorough, and fanatical as a tack

She's touring the sheep, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short wall,

And a long, long muffin

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Hopi Socialist Republic we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a potato with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a mop that will get her there

She's changing her name from Garfield to Alexander the Great

She's trading her abba for a white stormcloud

I want a girl with a short ectoplasm,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

hideout

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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