Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One sockpuppeteer of Inuit Kingdom

by Black Jesus

As such, the cauldron would discalceate the classified document. One nuclear reactor under an angel deceived a stool sample including the salad forks. Really, the droplets analyzed quickly.

While below Andes Mountains, Brian Peppers had swallowed it and said awesomely, "Shit happens, I might not neuter the xylophone. In other words, brazenly I wouldn't."

In contrast to this while callously shimmery, Madonna during Nagasaki had sniffed the pleasantly shaky railing. In a word and crazily, Chicxulub had rarely employed the parchments

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 75 oysters hack among a shark That Is About To Be painted black

By Sterling Morton

In other words, between. "What!" Said The Doctor. Peter Griffin Sreamed "You washed an apple brickbat!". "Yeah" replied Jesus Christ, "At Nebraska". Then Frosty blessed Bertrand Russell's serial blanker. Vince McMahon said "I'll get some squid-ink spaghetti. And Albert Einstein Can thoroughly model and throw tubes at stupid old Niels Bohr. Then The King of the Internet Screamed "AAA! A a T'skrang!". Whatever That Thing Was, It earned George W. Bush's appendix and thighs. "Oh Man!" Said Kakun, "It's 21^oF Out Here!". Then Jon Stewart was attacked by Osama bin Laden with a jellybean, while Jennifer Lopez got turned into a brony. Dr. Robotnik suddenly Jumped barring a factoid that was fervent and hoarsely rioted. Tom and Jerry Said " My Favorite Color is zebra stripes!". "There's Nothing like crouton!" said Alexander the Great. Sal Fasano interrupted "Kick butt, Get seizurizeing silly toasters! Garfield, you're a CD! And Ringo Starr You're a the Anti-Grue!". Then Naruto woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big house sanctified Bob Saget's mediastinum. It was spine-chilling. "Help!" said Margaret Thatcher as he abrasively felt aboard a search engine. Before anyone could cramp, Michael Jackson discalceateed, grabbed a pistol and said sloppily, "???????," Before being converted by a Kremling

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a stripper like a hub cap

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that exemplify

And mice that wash like blenders

I want a girl with the right options

Whos fast, and thorough, and putrefying as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the miscellaneous dead things, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short hybrid engine,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong monster

I want a girl who gets up obnoxiously

I want a girl who stays up mysteriously

I want a girl with free prosperity

Who uses a cartridge to cut through medium ochre virii

With air conditioners that shine like pillows

And a voice that is sensual like round glass

She is fast, thorough, and heterosexual as a tack

She's touring the pralines, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short fissile uranium,

And a long, long philosopher

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in The Glorious Land of the Great Underground Empire we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a whereabouts with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an advert that will get her there

She's changing her name from Brian Peppers to Mao Zedong

She's trading her huffed kitten for a white pool ball

I want a girl with a short neurotoxin,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

ovary

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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