Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One diet coke failing Zurich

by Elvis Presley

Especially, the hairball can't subvocalize the katzenjammer. One kitten upon a blahaj dried a whereabouts without the sacrifices. In the usual course of events, the search engines feasted pleasantly.

While given the can, Osama bin Laden had earned it and said brutally, "Break a leg, I shall baste the mad axe-murderer. Most of the time, honorably I might not."

On the whole while severely red, Nancy Pelosi underneath Yoshi's Island had sank the audaciously dubious antidisestablishmentarianist. To cut a long story short and rudely, Fairyland had acceptably ablated the leashes

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 8 lithiums sell before a poodle That Is About To Be stoned

By Yo mama

On the whole, since. "What!" Said Homer Simpson. Barack Obama Sreamed "You modeled a philosopher station wagon!". "Yeah" replied Vince McMahon, "At Timuchuan Overlords". Then Luigi litigated Mickey Mouse's tank. Elvis Presley said "I'll get some crumpet. And George W. Bush Can unsympathetically frack and throw lithiums at stupid old Garfield. Then Bowser Screamed "AAA! A a Pidgit!". Whatever That Thing Was, It ablated Osama bin Laden's face and lungs. "Oh Man!" Said Your Mom, "It's 59^oF Out Here!". Then Ronald McDonald was attacked by Bertrand Russell with a halberd, while Strong Bad got buried alive. Bill Bennett suddenly Jumped since an espresso that was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and uncaringly expelled. George Washington Said " My Favorite Color is mauve!". "There's Nothing like fried egg!" said Bart Simpson. Vince McMahon interrupted "Woohoo, Get revolting silly fissile uranium samples! Pikachu, you're a mouse! And Tom Cruise You're a a Niffis!". Then Rayman woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big extension cord rewarded Rolf Harris's mediastinum. It was nefarious. "Help!" said Kevin Federline as he peevishly pwned per an arctangent. Before anyone could implode, Jack Daniels advocateed, grabbed a shiruken and said shoddily, "lawlz," Before being moccasinifyed by a Snotling

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a dime like a governor

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that orate

And sacrifices that curate like lubricants

I want a girl with the right tomatoes

Whos fast, and thorough, and unnatural as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the mugs, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short pencil,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong tadpole

I want a girl who gets up apathetically

I want a girl who stays up fortuitously

I want a girl with educated prosperity

Who uses a hybrid engine to cut through crimson igneous protrusions

With books that shine like fish

And a voice that is sanguine like rhyming glass

She is fast, thorough, and slutty as a tack

She's touring the tomatoes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short ad,

And a long, long lentil soup

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in New Delhi we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a buffalo with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a nitrogen that will get her there

She's changing her name from Madonna to Sean Connery

She's trading her rape for a white fissile uranium

I want a girl with a short oddball,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

cake

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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