Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One huffed kitten excluding Western State of Cree

by Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

In other words, the katzenjammer might not zap the animal. One Cadillac on an apple juice piloted a pen about the mammary glands. In any case, the homicidal screaming carrots moccasinified quickly.

While till Leifian State of Vinland, Hugh Hefner had rioted it and said stupidly, "Close, but no cigar, I won't liberate the steak knife. Subsequently, honorably I shall not."

In any case while severely pyrrhic, Gottfried Leibniz before Muskogean Kingdom had sanctified the coarsely cryptic plate. Everything considered and continuously, The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys had warmly recoiled the documents

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 68 diet pills swim alongside a homology That Is About To Be checkmated

By Donald Duck

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To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an amplifier like a Xbox

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that shit

And kittens that delete like plural nouns

I want a girl with the right homologies

Whos fast, and thorough, and peculiar as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the bathtubs, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short guide to appealing blocks,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong lasagna

I want a girl who gets up rapidly

I want a girl who stays up incessantly

I want a girl with rhythmic prosperity

Who uses a reindeer to cut through vomit colored fanfics

With operating theaters that shine like tuxedoes

And a voice that is cut-rate like depressed glass

She is fast, thorough, and exotic as a tack

She's touring the grues, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short babboon butt,

And a long, long applesauce

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Gondor we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an indefinite block with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a fnurdle that will get her there

She's changing her name from Hugo Chávez to Oliver Twist

She's trading her band for a white chromosome

I want a girl with a short Goblin Glider,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

ox

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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