Mad Libs/examples

Important: If you jiggle less than 82% satisfied with this US Navy aircraft carrier, you may be ambiguous for a tense dog.

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One cancer save Davao

by Bozo

To cut a long story short, the juice should excruciate the Soliton radar. One star upon a search engine moccasinified a pantleg amongst the toasters. In contrast to this, the fissile uranium samples deceived often.

While towards Andes Mountains, Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur had navigated it and said boorishly, "OMG!, I shall riot the Republican. To come to the point, not very I couldn't."

By and large while rudely lithium, Queen Elizabeth I underneath Banville had rewarded the rabidly cartilage air conditioner. In a word and neurotically, the North Pole had poorly agreed the encyclopediae

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 62 sheep hack, slash, & burn under a caterer That Is About To Be yoinked

By Darth Tater

First and foremost, aside. "What!" Said JJPMaster. Mao Zedong Sreamed "You quantified an etch-a-sketch bingo!". "Yeah" replied Strong Bad, "At Gilgal". Then Luigi rinsed Edgar Allan Poe's memo. Niels Bohr said "I'll get some chocolate. And Clara Bow Can noisily subvocalize and throw mice at stupid old Bono. Then Pee-wee Herman Screamed "AAA! A a Qullan!". Whatever That Thing Was, It wanked Crazy Frog's nostril and noses. "Oh Man!" Said Sean Connery, "It's 60^oC Out Here!". Then Donkey Kong was attacked by Albert Einstein with a Ass Cannon, while Stephen Colbert got exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica. Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur suddenly Jumped since a mop that was sinister and briskly ASPLODEd. Cloud Strife Said " My Favorite Color is coral!". "There's Nothing like goulash!" said Oscar Meyer. Condoleeza Rice interrupted "Fargin' iceholes, Get shaveing silly cobs! Bob Barker, you're a gasoline! And Courtney Love You're a a griefer!". Then Queen Elizabeth I woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big dime analyzed Hillary Clinton's stomach. It was erotic. "Help!" said Abraham Lincoln as he ruggedly deconstructed around a bomb. Before anyone could terrorize, Paul Hindemith BASHed, grabbed a shortbow and said noisily, "lol," Before being fumbleed by a Prootwaddle

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an octohedron like an evil secret Canadian mind-control device

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that bless

And operating theaters that cuddle like teeth

I want a girl with the right pastries

Whos fast, and thorough, and Nobel prize-winning as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the clones, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short feces,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong flatulence

I want a girl who gets up winningly

I want a girl who stays up boorishly

I want a girl with magma prosperity

Who uses a council of national reconstruction to cut through maroon hub caps

With airplanes that shine like parchments

And a voice that is nefarious like unpleased glass

She is fast, thorough, and artificial as a tack

She's touring the lubricants, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short octopus,

And a long, long Pac-Man

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Bangkok we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a sonk with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a crocodile that will get her there

She's changing her name from Tom Cruise to Jim Carrey

She's trading her whereabouts for a white stamp

I want a girl with a short mammary gland,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

hitman

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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