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Sample Story[edit]

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One broom outside The Kingdom of Lower Navarre[edit]

by Darth Vader

Absolutely not, the riverbank should seizurize the nystagmus. One Gatsby outside a petroglyph discombobulated a sacrifice but the operating theaters. Most of the time, the tires felt noisily.

While until Rohan, Mr. T had given it and said starkly, "You're welcome, I won't ASPLODE the vomit. To sum up, grotesquely I will."

At the same time while starkly defective, Ronald McDonald than Pen Island had vomited the (in a good way) natural wall. On the contrary and peacefully, Bonny Scotland had insufficiently employed the dog houses

Story 2[edit]

=== This Is What Happens When 331,337 cockroaches bamboozle besides a cake That Is About To Be thrown off a cliff ===


By Paul Hindemith

In conclusion, by. "What!" Said Crom. Osama bin Laden Sreamed "You quantified a tooth cow!". "Yeah" replied Panty and Stocking, "At City States of Californians". Then Doogal blessed Fat Albert's pile of flaming horse feces. Condoleeza Rice said "I'll get some ice cream. And Peyton Manning Can relentlessly ASPLODE and throw hotels at stupid old Cloud Strife. Then Kyle Broflovski Screamed "AAA! A a rain of knives!". Whatever That Thing Was, It sanctified Jennifer Love Hewitt's zit and colons. "Oh Man!" Said Shaquille O'Neal, "It's 333oC Out Here!". Then Sonic the Hedgehog was attacked by Gordon Brown with a shark with laser-beam, while Tom Osborne got ASPLODE'd. Sun Tzu suddenly Jumped times an etching that was exotic and carefully absolved. Dracula Said " My Favorite Color is spruce!". "There's Nothing like cream pie!" said Bertrand Russell. Jack Daniels interrupted "Not in the slightest, Get anglicanizeing silly tubes! Ash Ketchum, you're a tire! And Hagrid You're a a Carrion Worm!". Then Homestar Runner woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big earlobe blessed Kyle Broflovski's legs. It was egregious. "Help!" said Queen Elizabeth II as he acceptably admonished athwart a document. Before anyone could delete, Oprah Winfrey deconstructed, grabbed a katana and said boorishly, "wtf??," Before being giveed by a Jabberwocky

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake[edit]

I want a girl with a scroll like a classified document

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that ameliorate

And classified documents that deteriorate like operating theaters

I want a girl with the right crania

Whos fast, and thorough, and coruscating as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the scrolls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short keyboard,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong boar

I want a girl who gets up insufficiently

I want a girl who stays up to a great degree

I want a girl with exotic prosperity

Who uses a salad fork to cut through cyan electrons

With operating systems that shine like toasters

And a voice that is nude like rotted glass

She is fast, thorough, and lifeless as a tack

She's touring the tires, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short fiasco,

And a long, long boo-ook

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Rome we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a neurotoxin with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a scroll that will get her there

She's changing her name from Stephen Hawking to Pablo Picasso

She's trading her stormcloud for a white corset

I want a girl with a short Pyrex,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

tit

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)[edit]

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes


Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too


Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'


lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair


Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.


Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home


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