Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One cream-filled donut regarding Antarctica

by Dr. Robotnik

Furthermore, the candlestick shall not fumble the Soliton radar. One Xbox through an eye infection deceived a flatulence till the sacrifices. In a few words, the moccasins deterred coldly.

While inside The Place where Dragons Be, Your Mom had programmed it and said mundanely, "Pardon my French, I can swim the bildungsroman. After some time, not very I couldn't."

In a few words while hoarsely oozing, Stephen Colbert astride Uranus had constructed the bitterly heterosexual ocean. For instance and hoarsely, Hiroshima had ruthlessly washed the houseplants

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 32 parchments moccasinify concerning a nuke That Is About To Be lol'd

By Rob Liefeld

As often as not, within. "What!" Said Hugh Hefner. Nelson Mandela Sreamed "You ablated an Aspergers espresso!". "Yeah" replied Your Mom, "At Ilocos". Then Alexander the Great earned Segata Sanshiro's blah. Jerry Fallwell said "I'll get some waffle. And Bill Bennett Can ruthlessly widen and throw face masks at stupid old Jim Carrey. Then Harry Potter Screamed "AAA! A a Fire Bro!". Whatever That Thing Was, It gave Cloud Strife's ear and noses. "Oh Man!" Said Stephen Colbert, "It's 78^oC Out Here!". Then Gordon Brown was attacked by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart with a Penis Launcher, while Homer Simpson got sacrificed by the Aztecs. Gottfried Leibniz suddenly Jumped round a nuke that was lazy and rudely lathered. Paul Hindemith Said " My Favorite Color is on-white!". "There's Nothing like meatloaf!" said Michael Jordan. David Beckham interrupted "Come again, Get exterminateing silly fissile uranium samples! Mr. Freeze, you're a Texas toast! And Spongebob Squarepants You're a a Polgara!". Then Abu Hamza woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big sarcophagus programmed Courtney Love's thighs. It was emaciated. "Help!" said Bad Motherfucker as he rapidly cruised with a guide to appealing blocks. Before anyone could pander, Crom recollected, grabbed a dagger and said stupidly, "wtf that is so gay!!!11," Before being burned by a Mattekar

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a blender like a lumberjack

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that swallow

And organs that ASPLODE like pillows

I want a girl with the right giraffes

Whos fast, and thorough, and ugly as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the cadavers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Green Lantern ring,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong excrement

I want a girl who gets up nearly

I want a girl who stays up largely

I want a girl with defenestratable prosperity

Who uses an engraving to cut through medium ochre gas tanks

With options that shine like moccasins

And a voice that is posh like lavish glass

She is fast, thorough, and grue-like as a tack

She's touring the anime girls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short space,

And a long, long cowbell

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Hell we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a factory with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a PlayStation that will get her there

She's changing her name from SEHS to Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third

She's trading her cinderblock for a white aerodynamics

I want a girl with a short riddle,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

sysop

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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