Mad Libs/examples

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See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One arctangent against Blackfoot Empire

by Pervez Musharraf

All things considered, the bunny can spit the silly. One pile of flaming horse feces against a person with a shotgun assassinated a glue betwixt the scrolls. To cut a long story short, the oysters vomited starkly.

While absent Beverly Hills, Jack Daniels had employed it and said colloquially, "By all means, I can't enumerate the Suzuki. As often as not, ruthlessly I can."

Before you know it while sloppily substandard, Black Jesus athwart Pacifica had lolled the riotously uncivilized speaker. On the contrary and peevishly, Hokkaido had compulsively litigated the houseplants

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 79 air conditioners sanctify in a mitten That Is About To Be stoned

By George W. Bush

On the other hand, behind. "What!" Said Emperor Palpatine. Rupert Murdoch Sreamed "You meditated a Cadillac liger!". "Yeah" replied Paris Hilton, "At Gibeah". Then Dr. Evil baptized Meg Griffin's antibacterial. Mickey Mouse said "I'll get some spaghetti peperoncino. And Mao Zedong Can sadistically cogitate and throw cadavers at stupid old Darth Tater. Then Megatron Screamed "AAA! A a Warath!". Whatever That Thing Was, It expelled Bill Gates's arm and nipples. "Oh Man!" Said Link, "It's 50^oF Out Here!". Then Amy Rose was attacked by Angelina Jolie with a +1 broadsword, while Sephiroth got outsmarted by a 5th grader. The Cheat suddenly Jumped plus a barn that was coruscating and shoddily optimized. Arnold Schwarzenegger Said " My Favorite Color is orange!". "There's Nothing like meatloaf!" said Sal Fasano. King Boo interrupted "Whoopee, Get liberateing silly cats! Captain Obvious, you're a leukemia! And Paris Hilton You're a a Quylthulg!". Then Conan woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big lisp felt Your Mom's lungs. It was doubtful. "Help!" said Abu Hamza as he hardly deceived as a needle. Before anyone could stretch, Scooter Libby regurgitateed, grabbed a shotgun and said heartlessly, "1447!!," Before being burned by a Nathrezim

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a dictator like a pool

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that regurgitate

And cartilages that revolt like reindeer

I want a girl with the right skulls

Whos fast, and thorough, and oblivious as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the Euroipods, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short advert,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong band

I want a girl who gets up explosively

I want a girl who stays up obnoxiously

I want a girl with bloody prosperity

Who uses a home theater system to cut through sky blue hot dogs

With blenders that shine like operating systems

And a voice that is beloved like naked glass

She is fast, thorough, and dark as a tack

She's touring the brooms, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short attack page,

And a long, long feces

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Gibeon we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a lithium with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a paedophile that will get her there

She's changing her name from Kevin Federline to Strong Bad

She's trading her 20-hit combo for a white virus

I want a girl with a short Ford Pinto,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

babboon butt

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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