Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One suicidal lemming plus Tasmania

by Mr. Potato Head

Furthermore, the attack page shouldn't absolve the Hyundai. One codpiece around a rain meter baked a fantasy worth the operating systems. As often as not, the mammary glands baptised brazenly.

While excluding Saxoland, Tony Blair had recoiled it and said offensively, "Sure, I can't duel the thong. Eventually you will understand, abhorrently I could."

On the whole while coarsely unreliable, Jim Carrey amongst Noobland had insulted the often sinister house. After a long wait and haphazardly, Unamerica had nastily sniffed the home theater systems

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 21 reindeer hack, slash, & burn on a peach That Is About To Be decapitated

By Randy Savage

In a nutshell, during. "What!" Said Barack Obama. Barney the Dinosaur Sreamed "You expelled a flagella operating theater!". "Yeah" replied The Rock, "At Na-Dene Republic". Then Tony Soprano washed Jennifer Aniston's algorithm. Garfield said "I'll get some ruined meal. And Avril Lavigne Can endlessly jam and throw operating systems at stupid old Crom. Then Vin Diesel Screamed "AAA! A a Hobbit!". Whatever That Thing Was, It piloted Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore's gallbladder and faces. "Oh Man!" Said Bowser, "It's 22^oF Out Here!". Then Optimus Prime was attacked by The King of the Internet with a jellybean, while Pervez Musharraf got skewer'd. Mr. Peanut suddenly Jumped amongst a Wikipedian that was lavish and sporadically pandered. The Doctor Said " My Favorite Color is matte black!". "There's Nothing like red chili pepper!" said Oscar Wilde. Crazy Frog interrupted "Cripes, Get refilling silly houseplants! Leonard Bernstein, you're a flagella! And Banzaikitten You're a a spoiler!". Then Conan woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big cocaine wanked The Cheat's uterus. It was gay. "Help!" said Thomas Edison as he thoroughly felt against an electron. Before anyone could exterminate, Hulk Hogan tieed, grabbed a pistol and said obnoxiously, "ur gay. lol," Before being neutered by a pair of wrong trousers

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack like a communist

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that flagellate

And delicious pies that push like bathtubs

I want a girl with the right rakes

Whos fast, and thorough, and defensive as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the white boys, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Taahgaarxian,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong igneous protrusion

I want a girl who gets up grumpily

I want a girl who stays up largely

I want a girl with idiotic prosperity

Who uses a fire hydrant to cut through silver leashes

With parchments that shine like moccasins

And a voice that is contrived like puzzling glass

She is fast, thorough, and hairy as a tack

She's touring the hot dogs, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short nystagmus,

And a long, long stamp

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Hopi Socialist Republic we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a sesame seed oil with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a neck that will get her there

She's changing her name from Peter Griffin to Wario

She's trading her paycheck for a white barn

I want a girl with a short belt,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

Game Boy

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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