Mad Libs/examples
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Sample Story[edit | edit source]
Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.
One cancer save Davao[edit | edit source]
by Bozo
To cut a long story short, the juice should excruciate the Soliton radar. One star upon a search engine moccasinified a pantleg amongst the toasters. In contrast to this, the fissile uranium samples deceived often.
While towards Andes Mountains, Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur had navigated it and said boorishly, "OMG!, I shall riot the Republican. To come to the point, not very I couldn't."
By and large while rudely lithium, Queen Elizabeth I underneath Banville had rewarded the rabidly cartilage air conditioner. In a word and neurotically, the North Pole had poorly agreed the encyclopediae
Story 2[edit | edit source]
This Is What Happens When 62 sheep hack, slash, & burn under a caterer That Is About To Be yoinked[edit | edit source]
By Darth Tater
First and foremost, aside. "What!" Said JJPMaster. Mao Zedong Sreamed "You quantified an etch-a-sketch bingo!". "Yeah" replied Strong Bad, "At Gilgal". Then Luigi rinsed Edgar Allan Poe's memo. Niels Bohr said "I'll get some chocolate. And Clara Bow Can noisily subvocalize and throw mice at stupid old Bono. Then Pee-wee Herman Screamed "AAA! A a Qullan!". Whatever That Thing Was, It wanked Crazy Frog's nostril and noses. "Oh Man!" Said Sean Connery, "It's 60oC Out Here!". Then Donkey Kong was attacked by Albert Einstein with a Ass Cannon, while Stephen Colbert got exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica. Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur suddenly Jumped since a mop that was sinister and briskly ASPLODEd. Cloud Strife Said " My Favorite Color is coral!". "There's Nothing like goulash!" said Oscar Meyer. Condoleeza Rice interrupted "Fargin' iceholes, Get shaveing silly cobs! Bob Barker, you're a gasoline! And Courtney Love You're a a griefer!". Then Queen Elizabeth I woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big dime analyzed Hillary Clinton's stomach. It was erotic. "Help!" said Abraham Lincoln as he ruggedly deconstructed around a bomb. Before anyone could terrorize, Paul Hindemith BASHed, grabbed a shortbow and said noisily, "lol," Before being fumbleed by a Prootwaddle
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Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake[edit | edit source]
I want a girl with an octohedron like an evil secret Canadian mind-control device
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that bless
And operating theaters that cuddle like teeth
I want a girl with the right pastries
Whos fast, and thorough, and Nobel prize-winning as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the clones, and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short feces,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong flatulence
I want a girl who gets up winningly
I want a girl who stays up boorishly
I want a girl with magma prosperity
Who uses a council of national reconstruction to cut through maroon hub caps
With airplanes that shine like parchments
And a voice that is nefarious like unpleased glass
She is fast, thorough, and artificial as a tack
She's touring the lubricants, and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short octopus,
And a long, long Pac-Man
Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
Somewhere in Bangkok we will meet accidentally
Well start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a sonk with a cup-holder arm rest
She wants a crocodile that will get her there
She's changing her name from Tom Cruise to Jim Carrey
She's trading her whereabouts for a white stamp
I want a girl with a short mammary gland,
And a
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
hitman
Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)[edit | edit source]
Mama,
sold myself again
not miss brainy, nice, or cute
big tits and hair no one disputes
Mama, this is so much fun
they'll pay more
if i say that i'm 'bi' too
Mama, ooh ooh
Didn't mean to make you sigh
If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow
sell me on, the 'o' dot com
paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'
lets wait,
bids have begun
forget the geezers who don't care
to brush their teeth
or comb their hair
Goodbye, little hick town
i'm worth more than gold
to a couple who are rich and want me nude.
Mama, ooh ooh
my smile is bright,
clothes are too tight
i'll send a postcard home