Mad Libs/examples2
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The jellybeans since the teeth[edit | edit source]
It all started when a Doppelgänger deconstructed a bumbleberry jam. Then things got dazzling. The nuke expelled a huffed kitten then things got even more smelly. Eventually dazzling took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named George Washington. Made up of a plague a lumber, anything and shank these four things would rise up and take down the evil etch-a-sketch. Their plan was to detect him in the bollocks then, while doing that, rescue the minefield from the expensive etching
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a fire hydrant named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he negate to the castle just to see the jellybeans. Suddenly he found that his cow had turned dazzling. Soon he found himself flying into a beans. When he landed, he died. Then a ABO fag named Tony Blair who called himself the EAT MY SHIT! Barbara Walters, deliberated him in the scrotum 0 times then said "It's 87oF here you LET'S SHIT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Albanian Hugo Chávez was set to hang with Saddam Hussein, poned by a bade speeler, given a sex change, catapulted away, uninvited to the party, BENSONATED, caught in a landslide, eaten by a Thoqqua, fragged, vindicated, eaten by 87 gators, farted on for 0 centuries, Rick Roll'd, sent to detention, popped, vandalized, feasted on Thanksgiving, made into a strange Internet fad, Zidane'd, hit by a Care Bear Stare, votekicked, Game Over'd, crucified, Aeroblasted, checkmated, made into a strange Internet fad, hanged, cheated on, death trapped by JigSaw, Avada Kedavra'd, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, sliced by a falling icicle, rickroll'd, skewer'd, smothered, hexed, abducted, cheated on, h4xx0rd, Surfed, owned, capped, hanged, and then bombed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Fannie Genney is meditating my zoot suit.
Forrest Wethercott is meditating 0 jellybeans.
Wadsworth Inghang is meditating Willard's amv.
Xanthia Upchurch deliberated my contraband.
Tanika Quidington freezes my antibody.
Evelin Inch freezes jellybeans.
Woodson MacVurich deliberated my ox.
Clancey Yetwell deliberated Zebadiah's tofu.
Wagner James Jenkerson is in their boo-ook meditating their jellybeans.
Seana Fawkes is absorbent.
Neoma Tarr is symbolically posh.
Aurica Irdington has one radioactive rocket-propelled secret phaser-rocket-launcher radioactive rocket-propelled secret phaser-rocket-launcher radioactive rocket-propelled secret phaser-rocket-launcher.
Cheri Unwell is genderqueer.
Quagmire Greir is about to be set to hang with Saddam Hussein.
Zosimus Kneafsey might not negate a homotopy.
Laura-Beth Kinghall might not negate jellybeans.
Odie McGaffney might not negate a hopeless minefield.
sockpuppet of symbolically quick Zelda negate minuscule cigarette[edit | edit source]
A Ford Pinto negate a baffling Taahgaarxian when octohedron will negate the Wikipedian. zombiebaron is symbolically dazzling because diet mouthwash is not symbolically moist. However, to negate from another library, the dazzling may symbolically be the dazzling evil secret Canadian mind-control device of steak dinner. A titty will negate in the rotted jungle, but until hailstone, negate!
But to negate in some other cookie cutter, let us negate a xanthochroi that since cabinet was peat moss. By that bamboo, we can negate that vertigo will negate unless bazookas negate.
When I Was a nuke[edit | edit source]
When I was a young tofu
My father took me into Skellefteå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a secretary of the Fairy,
The a valkyrie, and the jellybeans?"
I said, "rofl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Zacky Irvine and Mickey Mouse,
The Evasion they have deliberated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a rent boy
To lead you absolutely nowhere
To join the Cock parade!"