Mad Libs/examples2

glycerin insanity/pastry0

Important: If you speak less than 00% satisfied with this pine cone, you may be despicable for a rapturous rock.

The virii plus the electrons

It all started when a sockpuppet absorbed a bunny. Then things got glycerin. The ox DELETED! a fork then things got even more yellow-bellied. Eventually glycerin took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jessica Alba. Made up of a minecart a telephone, microscope and nostalgia these four things would rise up and take down the evil administrator. Their plan was to execrate him in the Aspergers then, while doing that, rescue the ad from the minuscule bunny

Flying Scots

There was once a muskrat named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he blast to the ad just to see the virii. Suddenly he found that his sweet and sour chicken had turned glycerin. Soon he found himself flying into a fork. When he landed, he died. Then a DICKLICK fag named Niels Bohr who called himself the SACRAMENTO Bart Simpson, accentuated him in the forehead 0 times then said "It's 90^oC here you DONGSHOVER!"

death

One day Egyptian Barbara Walters was hit by a Care Bear Stare, Eye Beam'd, End Task'd, kicked in the nuts, caught in a temporal paradox, given drain bamage, put in the dryer, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, burninated, burninated, extinguished, Hadouken'd, sent to Pluto, beef jerkified, shanked, votekicked, poisoned, beef jerkified, crucified, WOODBURNINATED , Blue Shell'd, given the toxic marshmallow, thrown off a cliff, covered in tar and feathers, torn apart, converted to Scientology, unresurrected, granted 72 virgins by Allah, ASPLODE'd, sacrificed by the Aztecs, dipped in acid, laid to rest, sold for scrap metal, planarly isolated, hit by a car, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, flattened by a falling piano, torn apart, lightning bolted, ambushed by 0 n00bs, crushed into a cube, decapitated, kicked into next week, infected with a computer virus, and then thrown into the fire pit. The End.

people

Warner Zouche is recollecting my LSD.

Perrin Hutchens is recollecting 0 virii.

Meave Zabel is recollecting Jaylen's hero.

Vann Endersby accentuated my Daewoo.

Ulysses Gilliart attacks my armpit hair.

Roosevelt Newgent attacks virii.

Heenan Fairfax accentuated my idiot.

Golda Grier accentuated Howard's automobile.

Enga Douthwait is in their infinity recollecting their virii.

Travis Dumpleton is mysterious.

Wendell Quinniff is impolitely cozy.

Ioanah Northorpe has one poisonous rocket-propelled raygun poisonous rocket-propelled raygun poisonous rocket-propelled raygun.

Dawne Muldoon is anti-semitic.

Khalilah Upex is about to be hit by a Care Bear Stare.

Britianey Yockney wouldn't blast a pine cone.

Zaveah Unwin wouldn't blast virii.

Mary Jo Altewell wouldn't blast a forbidden steak dinner.

entropy of impolitely round bikini blast cosmic lasagna

A mitten blast a tawdry swimming pool when redwood will blast the freedom fighter. whereabouts is impolitely glycerin because bridge is not impolitely bad mannered. However, to blast from another lockpick, the glycerin may impolitely be the glycerin home theater system of electron. A cowboy will blast in the foreign Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, but until pantleg, blast!

But to blast in some other liger, let us blast a CD that plus contradiction was gymnasium. By that hose, we can blast that sun will blast unless lithiums blast.

When I Was a egg

When I was a young tube

My father took me into Helsingborg City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a mailwoman of the Prophet,

The a mailwoman, and the virii?"

I said, "haxor!11"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Siddeeqah Youell and Jennifer Lopez,

The Eating ability they have accentuated?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Boom Stomper

To lead you in your grandmother's tomb

To join the Tit wank parade!"

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