Mad Libs/examples2
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The brooms until the lithiums[edit | edit source]
It all started when a newspaper deconstructed a MIDI controller. Then things got flammable. The pine cone employed a lava then things got even more ineffective. Eventually flammable took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Michael Jackson. Made up of a kitten piccata a philanthropist, dollhouse and book these four things would rise up and take down the evil homology. Their plan was to duel him in the toaster then, while doing that, rescue the rucksack from the spontaneous air conditioner
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Hitler named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he graphitize to the blasphemy just to see the brooms. Suddenly he found that his abba had turned flammable. Soon he found himself flying into a tomato. When he landed, he died. Then a ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS fag named Optimus Prime who called himself the I WILL END YOU! You, advocated him in the face 0 times then said "It's 17oC here you BIGNOSE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Mayan Clara Bow was put in the dryer, hexed, converted to Scientology, stoned, hit by a wrecking ball, eaten by a Grue, extinguished, excluded from the future, skewer'd, reverted, devoured by crocodiles, given a sex change, sacrificed by the Aztecs, Killer card'ed, sacrificed by the Aztecs, lightning bolted, Hadouken'd, strangled by Homer, evicted, deleted, Goatse'd, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, yoinked, moved to the bottom of the food chain, told to sit in the corner of a round room, flattened by a falling piano, sniped, cheated on, crushed by [Santa], bought for a dollar, eaten by a Paragloomba, told to sit in the corner of a round room, locked in the basement, VFD'd, disassembled, bombed by terrorists, sacrificed by the Aztecs, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, torch'd, dipped in acid, shanked, farted on for 0 centuries, End Task'd, deleted, and then decapitated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Foxy Nancy is sacrificing my Zelda.
Lorilee Yelland is sacrificing 0 brooms.
Tanney Ronahan is sacrificing Patte's castle.
Karolinna Veare advocated my copypasta.
Bobby MacLergain employs my cartoon.
Freedy Zorkin employs brooms.
Page Bunting advocated my peanut.
Yetta Callicott advocated Dodd's mad axe-murderer.
Nichole Ickford is in their tooth sacrificing their brooms.
Dillon O'Mongan is educated.
Veronique Tervey is virtually absorbent.
Jocelinn Zorn has one ballistic indestructible shiny pistol ballistic indestructible shiny pistol ballistic indestructible shiny pistol.
Sharette Inglesby is lesbian.
Witmer Stay is about to be put in the dryer.
Young Scullion shall not graphitize a neurotoxin.
Gail Catherine Ruderham shall not graphitize brooms.
Straw Charlish shall not graphitize a mirthful liquidation.
anger of virtually tofu-esque able-bodied spiderman gimp train graphitize sensual answer[edit | edit source]
A operating theater graphitize a slippery broom when macaroon will graphitize the bevel. bass guitar is virtually flammable because nob is not virtually retarded. However, to graphitize from another bimbo, the flammable may virtually be the flammable salad fork of fat. A rape will graphitize in the shitty rake, but until council of national reconstruction, graphitize!
But to graphitize in some other pear, let us graphitize a cliff that until book was fish. By that gas tank, we can graphitize that Hyakugojyuuichi!! will graphitize unless strippers graphitize.
When I Was a chiffon[edit | edit source]
When I was a young MIDI controller
My father took me into Kumla City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a conductor of the Pixie,
The a chess player, and the brooms?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Ellwood Elicott and Darth Vader,
The Firemaking they have advocated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a cookie monster
To lead you inside the Black Hole of Calcutta
To join the Bum fuck parade!"