Mad Libs/examples2
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The cats with the crania[edit | edit source]
It all started when a marshmallow deliberated a roundhouse kick. Then things got melodramatic. The cutlass accentuated a muffinface then things got even more beloved. Eventually melodramatic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hugh Hefner. Made up of a love a kitten pot pie, ice skate and article these four things would rise up and take down the evil dishwasher. Their plan was to dance him in the orc then, while doing that, rescue the mad axe-murderer from the cartilage terracotta
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a plate named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he acidify to the lisp just to see the cats. Suddenly he found that his arthritis had turned melodramatic. Soon he found himself flying into a calculator. When he landed, he died. Then a DAMN fag named Margaret Thatcher who called himself the HELL Stephen Hawking, rewarded him in the testicle 0 times then said "It's 18oF here you CRAPPY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Persian Bob Barker was painted black, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", turned into a brony, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", detonated, sworded, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", deported, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, decimated, End Task'd, lol'd, sprayed with pesticides, crapped on, tried as a witch, overthrown, Blue Screen of Death'd, outsmarted by a 5th grader, fragged, vandalized, End Task'd, capped, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, BENSONATED, infiniban'd, dissected, buried in homework, thrown off a cliff, smothered, kicked in the nuts, chainsaw'd, huffed, decimated, SNAFU'd, stung by mosquitoes, cancelled, evicted, shot...by cancer, terminated, lightsaber'd, scammed, de1337ed, sent to the Day of Lavos, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, and then strangled by Homer. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Zephyr Emmott is maturing my guide to appealing blocks.
Undine Virgin is maturing 0 cats.
Noelene Margaret Speckwell is maturing Zosimus's hairball.
Susannah Sorahan rewarded my minefield.
Tamarla O'Tooher constructs my paper.
Seana Anguish constructs cats.
Laurianne Euridge rewarded my high-powered laser rifle.
Skielar Armington rewarded Zackes's banned banana.
Venetta West is in their paper maturing their cats.
Andrew Joel Zuttah is grisly.
Oriel Teevan is pleasantly wobbly.
Flossie Cussack has one radioactive electric prototype ninja-pistol radioactive electric prototype ninja-pistol radioactive electric prototype ninja-pistol.
Zephyr Neish is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Beda Quail is about to be painted black.
Ingram Ogilvie would acidify a nystagmus.
Mahalia Spens would acidify cats.
Xene Shackthwaite would acidify a rotted hitman.
Olula of pleasantly moist bread knife acidify bright Chuck Norris impersonator[edit | edit source]
A stampede acidify a cosmic microwave when Oldsmobile will acidify the railing. hotel is pleasantly melodramatic because cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal is not pleasantly equivalent. However, to acidify from another Gatsby, the melodramatic may pleasantly be the melodramatic mitten of balloon. A big top will acidify in the tacky council of national reconstruction, but until bum, acidify!
But to acidify in some other iPod, let us acidify a stool sample that with person with a shotgun was mouth. By that communist, we can acidify that Chuck Norris impersonator will acidify unless crystals acidify.
When I Was a CD[edit | edit source]
When I was a young iPod
My father took me into Skellefteå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a coach of the God,
The a button fastener, and the cats?"
I said, "FGSFDS"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Quinn Casety and Leonardo da Vinci,
The Defense they have rewarded?
Because one day, I'll leave you a double entendre
To lead you on Saturn
To join the Tit wank parade!"