Mad Libs/examples2
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The tofus above the needles[edit | edit source]
It all started when a stampede admonished a dongle. Then things got slimy. The cockgoblin pandered a fealty then things got even more boring. Eventually slimy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Leonard Bernstein. Made up of a blender a blasphemy, magma and bistro these four things would rise up and take down the evil neck. Their plan was to burninate him in the death then, while doing that, rescue the lobster from the beloved number
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a dime named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he exercise to the codswallop just to see the tofus. Suddenly he found that his yellow submarine had turned slimy. Soon he found himself flying into a General Tso's kitten. When he landed, he died. Then a CUNTRAG fag named Cher who called himself the DAMN IT Sean Connery, suffocated him in the leg 0 times then said "It's 16oC here you BUTT-HOLE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Aztec Donald Duck was uninvited to the party, put in the dishwasher, torch'd, drownded, smothered, Avada Kedavra'd, QVFD'd, rickroll'd, disintegrated, vindicated, bombed, locked in the basement, thwacked over the head with a broom, voted off the island, spammed, smothered, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, h4xx0rd, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, fucked, fucked, Hadouken'd, splattered all over the windshield, eliminated, sold for scrap metal, retired, poisoned, disembowelled, swallowed by Kirby, crushed by Tetrominoes, buried in homework, hanged, nuked, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, cancelled, SHOT, obliterated, stoned, killed in the sixth book, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, transfigured, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, overthrown, wasted by a big green semi truck, and then fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Zaveah Kinagam is sniffing my journalist.
Zackes Ballings is sniffing 0 tofus.
Kellina Hammont is sniffing Vannie's cat.
Chep Jelper suffocated my ocean.
Denae Voaden pimps my lucky bastard.
Yana Yell pimps tofus.
Naomi Ann Myson suffocated my newspaper.
Quinny Inglis suffocated Rosalyn's lollipop.
Mirna Secker is in their madman sniffing their tofus.
Janet McDonald Yoxen is quivering.
Evanna Freebody is ruggedly petrifying.
Novella Zebedee has one flaming rocket-propelled photon-minigun flaming rocket-propelled photon-minigun flaming rocket-propelled photon-minigun.
Orna Quelch is sexually perverted.
Garnett Uckfield is about to be uninvited to the party.
Cleetus Varney shouldn't exercise a anvil.
Els Ingate shouldn't exercise tofus.
Vickie Armytage shouldn't exercise a XTREME antidisestablishmentarianist.
cat of ruggedly well-to-do Juffo-Wup exercise lavish indefinite block[edit | edit source]
A virus exercise a no-frills nexus when Toyota will exercise the warning. muskrat is ruggedly slimy because book is not ruggedly foreign. However, to exercise from another rucksack, the slimy may ruggedly be the slimy treehouse of guide to appealing blocks. A mongoose will exercise in the shiny CD, but until blasphemy, exercise!
But to exercise in some other cow, let us exercise a advert that above equestrian was stampede. By that raid, we can exercise that spork will exercise unless options exercise.
When I Was a vertigo[edit | edit source]
When I was a young leukemia
My father took me into Piteå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a coach of the Priest,
The an astronaut, and the tofus?"
I said, "FGSFDS"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Inglebert Lovely and This Guy,
The Spam Resistance they have suffocated?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Iksar
To lead you at Disneyland
To join the Dick parade!"