Mad Libs/examples2

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The cows down the telephones

It all started when a attorney rioted a queer. Then things got beloved. The gamelan recollected a glucose then things got even more uptight. Eventually beloved took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named L10nM4st3r. Made up of a dolly a squibble, peat moss and steak dinner these four things would rise up and take down the evil noseblower. Their plan was to calcify him in the cowboy then, while doing that, rescue the snake from the malevolent facepalm

Flying Scots

There was once a contraband named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he insult to the jellybean just to see the cows. Suddenly he found that his can opener had turned beloved. Soon he found himself flying into a houseplant. When he landed, he died. Then a POTTYMOUTH fag named Rupert Murdoch who called himself the CLIT Segata Sanshiro, employed him in the middle finger 0 times then said "It's 66^oF here you SHITSKIN!"

death

One day Laotian Mel Gibson was tarred and feathered, lightning bolted, forced to eat shit, BALEETED, scammed, suffocated, excluded from the future, eaten by 66 gators, Bankrupted, stung by mosquitoes, and Avada Kedavra'd!, granted 72 virgins by Allah, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, turned off, deep-fried, splattered all over the windshield, Surfed, lightsaber'd, Avada Kedavra'd, finished, infected with a computer virus, compressed into a single point, turned off, eaten by a Wizzrobe, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, scammed, uninvited to the party, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, owned, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", beef jerkified, killed half-to-death twice, downvoted, assassinated, tasered for 0 minutes straight, spammed, assassinated, incinerated, caught in a temporal paradox, turned into a brony, executed by snu-snu, pwnt, stoned, lol'd, popped, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, and then dehydrated. The End.

people

Darynn Wickenden is cruising my flap.

Omega Cochrane is cruising 0 cows.

Ammelia Offington is cruising Gene's sacrifice.

Lewis O'Leane employed my funeral.

Zack Burrows applauds my politician.

Bamby Whitelaw applauds cows.

Madisen Liddel employed my journalist.

Judy Riddlesden employed Vicki Elizabeth's handstand.

Heenan Starke is in their mongoose cruising their cows.

Tallie Sefton is defective.

Bernadine Dune is unsympathetically cut-rate.

Quinny Brack has one flaming indestructible shiny phaser-revolver flaming indestructible shiny phaser-revolver flaming indestructible shiny phaser-revolver.

Rosey Inverity is heterosexual.

Imogene Isbister is about to be tarred and feathered.

Wilkens Ridlesworth shall insult a treehouse.

Undine Aylsworth shall insult cows.

Tiger Runey shall insult a lazy rhythm.

Utility Muffin Research Kitchen of unsympathetically grue-like electric toothbrush insult Pastafarian CD

A warning template insult a homosexual pedophile when Buick will insult the exit sign. turkey sandwich is unsympathetically beloved because lipmusic is not unsympathetically rude. However, to insult from another sceptre, the beloved may unsympathetically be the beloved bistro of etching. A idiot will insult in the egregious penis, but until council of national reconstruction, insult!

But to insult in some other pastry, let us insult a cadaver that down zoot suit was Furby. By that loser, we can insult that league will insult unless fnords insult.

When I Was a dime

When I was a young dollhouse

My father took me into Norrköping City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a booby cleaner of the White Witch,

The a professional, and the cows?"

I said, "leik pwnt!!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Clunie Poppelwell and Pervez Musharraf,

The Cooking Skill they have employed?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Chittick

To lead you in deep space

To join the Tit wank parade!"

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