Mad Libs/examples2
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The bags of cement times the parchments[edit | edit source]
It all started when a soundboard vomited a lens. Then things got colossal. The buddy cured a lumber then things got even more homosexual. Eventually colossal took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jerry Jackson. Made up of a diet pill a melanoma, potato and exhaust pipe these four things would rise up and take down the evil pizzle. Their plan was to alphabetize him in the alfalfa then, while doing that, rescue the xanthochroi from the big codpiece
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Sparta named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he negate to the nystagmus just to see the bags of cement. Suddenly he found that his nuclear reactor had turned colossal. Soon he found himself flying into a VCR. When he landed, he died. Then a ASSRAMMER fag named Bart Simpson who called himself the RAT'S COCK Condoleeza Rice, swallowed him in the clitoris 0 times then said "It's 52oC here you GENITALIA!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Malaysian George W. Bush was decapitated, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, caught stepping on the red zone, made into a strange Internet fad, sent packing, given a sex change, capped, told to sit in the corner of a round room, overthrown, made into a strange Internet fad, tackled, SNAFU'd, finished, crushed by [candy], made into a strange Internet fad, bombed out, touched with a ten-foot pole, bought for a dollar, caught in a tidal wave, SHOT, caught in a landslide, shipped to Mars, unresurrected, 20-hit combo'd, deep-fried, bombed, yoinked, petrified, dipped in acid, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, Fucking Killed™, catapulted away, skewer'd, caught in a temporal paradox, detonated, vindicated, lightsaber'd, sent to sleep with the fishes, planarly isolated, put in the dryer, fragged, cheated on, capped, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, and then sliced by a falling icicle. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Dalston Topcliffe is sniffing my melanoma.
Laurentella Duggan is sniffing 0 bags of cement.
Natosha Emmington is sniffing Story's shank.
Rider Havern swallowed my blah.
Stacia Alcombe appears my Weltschmerz.
Tavia Bason appears bags of cement.
Zhanu Person swallowed my couch potato.
Urban Gowty swallowed Jenell's mammary gland.
Kathrynne Cremfield is in their fiasco sniffing their bags of cement.
Ileana Nilan is fanatical.
Prosper Sherrington is neurotically incredible.
Bernice Sculpher has one freezing stupidly overelaborate prototype minigun freezing stupidly overelaborate prototype minigun freezing stupidly overelaborate prototype minigun.
Jif Youngman is a prostitute.
Yolande Louise Prettyjohn is about to be decapitated.
Tracee Pettus might not negate a dime.
Grenvile Folkard might not negate bags of cement.
Genevive Papes might not negate a dubious macaroon.
octopus of neurotically homely fealty negate puce broadsword[edit | edit source]
A mongoose negate a contented vulva when temple will negate the bat. Daewoo is neurotically colossal because equestrian is not neurotically sacrificed. However, to negate from another riddle, the colossal may neurotically be the colossal lemon of Green Lantern ring. A Holy Martian Empire will negate in the dead apple, but until copyist, negate!
But to negate in some other feces, let us negate a nob that times sea bass was Gatsby. By that limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi, we can negate that pizzle will negate unless apple sauces negate.
When I Was a cream-filled donut[edit | edit source]
When I was a young station wagon
My father took me into Hallstahammar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a maid of the White Witch,
The a conductor, and the bags of cement?"
I said, "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Dawna Athwood and Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third,
The Grue-Slaying they have swallowed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Gromnie
To lead you on Mars
To join the Tit wank parade!"