Mad Libs/examples2
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The cows betwixt the moccasins[edit | edit source]
It all started when a fountain rioted a automobile. Then things got poopy. The Pokémon washed a attorney then things got even more puzzling. Eventually poopy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sylvester the Cat. Made up of a broadsword a iPod, octopus and earlobe these four things would rise up and take down the evil grue. Their plan was to cramp him in the riddle then, while doing that, rescue the horse from the dark Oldsmobile
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a jelly named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he clapperclaw to the toothpick just to see the cows. Suddenly he found that his cartilage had turned poopy. Soon he found himself flying into a devaporiser. When he landed, he died. Then a SHIT fag named Peyton Manning who called himself the OH SHI– Mao Zedong, meditated him in the tonsil 0 times then said "It's 69oF here you BUKKAKE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Greek Slobodan Milošević was disembowelled, vindicated, KO'd, QVFD'd, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, raped and killed, screwed, raped and killed, disintegrated, torn apart, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, splattered all over the windshield, downvoted, incinerated, h4xx0rd, lightning bolted, hit by a car, suffocated in your farts, assassinated, catapulted away, stomped, excluded from the future, shipped to Mars, annihilated, overthrown, extinguished, feasted on Thanksgiving, hit by a wrecking ball, 999'd in the upside-down world, detonated, terminated, painted black, curbstomped, Eye Beam'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", h4xx0rd, timeshifted to Sept. 31, SNAFU'd, left behind while the world was ending, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", sued by Viacom, yoinked, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, and then timeshifted to Sept. 31. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Dottie Paddicombe is swallowing my bikini.
Riannon Unicombe is swallowing 0 cows.
Greta Killingham is swallowing Russell's needle.
Chia Pethridge meditated my rope.
Mandalin Handcock allows my muskrat.
Tarissa Aldington allows cows.
Crawford Jamswell meditated my fantasy.
Wenda Horthonthwaite meditated Elson's random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack.
Ena Upston is in their lucky bastard swallowing their cows.
Isadore Foulkes is wet.
Warton Kenne is gently intransigent.
Alfa Feak has one radioactive indestructible rough phaser-crossbow radioactive indestructible rough phaser-crossbow radioactive indestructible rough phaser-crossbow.
Zephyr Tuftes is asexual.
Ursula Kennick is about to be disembowelled.
Olyvia Rossell can clapperclaw a vortex.
Camma Harrowven can clapperclaw cows.
Ferris O'Sheenan can clapperclaw a emancipated microscope.
icicle of gently throbbing pork chop clapperclaw ambiguous egg[edit | edit source]
A warning template clapperclaw a beloved Zork when curry will clapperclaw the autobiography. can opener is gently poopy because bevel is not gently uninviting. However, to clapperclaw from another read-only memory, the poopy may gently be the poopy tit of glue. A oven will clapperclaw in the hideous lawnmower, but until loser, clapperclaw!
But to clapperclaw in some other claptrap, let us clapperclaw a sparkle sprayer that betwixt anvil was foible. By that homology, we can clapperclaw that cauldron will clapperclaw unless arctangents clapperclaw.
When I Was a sarcoma[edit | edit source]
When I was a young exhaust pipe
My father took me into Örnsköldsvik City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a lawyer of the Angel,
The a NASCAR driver, and the cows?"
I said, "lawlz"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Tondalea Vyse and Freddy Krueger,
The Drunkenness they have meditated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Hammer Bro
To lead you in Hyrule
To join the Cock parade!"