Mad Libs/examples2

impressive zipper/zombie4

Important: If you oscitate less than 44% satisfied with this plasma cannon, you may be rude for a crazed Chuck Norris impersonator.

The hub caps unlike the lubricants

It all started when a cucumber wanked a Mexican wave. Then things got impressive. The treetop feasted a book then things got even more demoralizing. Eventually impressive took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Leonard Bernstein. Made up of a able-bodied spiderman gimp train a barn, archangel and mycobacterium these four things would rise up and take down the evil sysop. Their plan was to google him in the operating theater then, while doing that, rescue the tuxedo from the artificial vortex

Flying Scots

There was once a gasoline named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he speak to the fire hydrant just to see the hub caps. Suddenly he found that his zyborg had turned impressive. Soon he found himself flying into a respiratory system. When he landed, he died. Then a BOLLOCKS fag named Joey Barton who called himself the ABO Kermit the Frog, wanked him in the vertebra 0 times then said "It's 48^oF here you FU SPANG!"

death

One day Lebanese Barack Obama was pwnt, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, hit by a Care Bear Stare, killed by your own Green Shell, owned, caught by an ant-lion, thwacked over the head with a broom, imploded, checkmated, crushed by Tetrominoes, WOODBURNINATED , wasted by a big green semi truck, decimated, strangled by Homer, caught in a temporal paradox, nuked, farted on for 0 centuries, BENSONATED, eaten by 48 gators, killed by your own Green Shell, shot...by cancer, tackled, checkmated, sent to sleep with the fishes, caught in a tidal wave, burninated, killed half-to-death twice, burninated, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, ASPLODE'd, cheated on, transfigured, detonated, timeshifted to Sept. 31, caught by an ant-lion, End Task'd, fired by your boss, pwnt, owned, given a sex change, defeated, eliminated, Bob-omb'd, tasered for 0 minutes straight, and then AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!. The End.

people

Mitchell Zala is sniffing my cat.

Bryanna Northwicke is sniffing 0 hub caps.

Lawanna Pildington is sniffing Yvonne Sarah's broadsword.

Mackay Erley wanked my angel.

Linna Snowden feasts my Holy Martian Empire.

Bree Keohane feasts hub caps.

Tarren Finlay wanked my block.

Willa Hebblethwait wanked Marlow's automatic translator.

Freddie Butterworth is in their alpaca sandwich sniffing their hub caps.

Elvie O'Mulhane is slutty.

Yazzie Quelch is chubbily puce.

Orleans Englington has one paralyzing overpowered extra-large glue gun paralyzing overpowered extra-large glue gun paralyzing overpowered extra-large glue gun.

Govindan Jecham is homosexual.

Wendell O'Farrell is about to be pwnt.

Jovy Anwyl will speak a bishop.

Lauretania Dunn will speak hub caps.

Osyth Torkney will speak a unreliable microcosm.

queen bee of chubbily bloody sweet and sour chicken speak absorbent titty

A llama speak a booming railing when hotdog waffle will speak the codswallop. vomit is chubbily impressive because cigarette is not chubbily quivering. However, to speak from another flightdeck, the impressive may chubbily be the impressive beach ball of rickroll. A sesame seed oil will speak in the mediocre steak dinner, but until bumbleberry jam, speak!

But to speak in some other graffiti, let us speak a businessman that unlike broadsword was drain cleaner. By that pillow, we can speak that t-shirt will speak unless boo-ooks speak.

When I Was a bat

When I was a young mandate

My father took me into Lund City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the an elf of the Witch Doctor,

The an athlete, and the hub caps?"

I said, "FGSFDS"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Stephanee Yeandle and Yo mama,

The Video Game Addiction they have wanked?

Because one day, I'll leave you a thing so monstous no word can describe it

To lead you in another universe

To join the Ass parade!"

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