Mad Libs/examples2

explosive tube/period8

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The drafts beneath the balloons

It all started when a bamboo expelled a diet coke. Then things got explosive. The copyist crystallised a duck then things got even more erect. Eventually explosive took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Margaret Thatcher. Made up of a bat a bishop, mongoose and ax murderer these four things would rise up and take down the evil rainbow. Their plan was to graphitise him in the zyborg then, while doing that, rescue the sacrifice from the senseless death

Flying Scots

There was once a fnurdle named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he lather to the igloo just to see the drafts. Suddenly he found that his neurotoxin had turned explosive. Soon he found himself flying into a sarcoma. When he landed, he died. Then a VENEREAL DISEASE fag named Bill Gates who called himself the BAD MOTHERFUCKER Bart Simpson, advocated him in the dead skin cell 0 times then said "It's 34^oF here you POWERSHIT!"

death

One day Kyrgyz Ringo Starr was vandalized, hit by a Care Bear Stare, flushed down, down, down, excluded from the future, finished, BENSONATED, raped and killed, 20-hit combo'd, thwacked over the head with a broom, Ice Beamed, wasted by a big green semi truck, Death Note'd, Avada Kedavra'd, transwikied, axed, sent to Pluto, bombed, killed by your own Green Shell, framed, given the toxic marshmallow, retired, told to sit in the corner of a round room, thwomped, pwnt, caught stepping on the red zone, obliterated, terminated, sent to detention, scammed, pushed off the Empire State Building, nuked, caught stepping on the red zone, deleted, given drain bamage, mowed, Red Shell'd, checkmated, crushed into a cube, timeshifted to Sept. 31, tarred and feathered, assassinated, Surfed, torn apart, chased by 0 pedestrians, and then bombed by terrorists. The End.

people

Antonia Kerin is legislating my Texas toast.

Adrienne Pearceyfolk is legislating 0 drafts.

Stef Kench is legislating Orel's duck.

Olyve Gollah advocated my kakistocracy.

Chiara Aggas shoots my cancer.

Xanthia Hoffman shoots drafts.

Flower Skoolin advocated my Kodak.

Bernadina Suckling advocated Cataya's furnace.

Urban Venegas is in their bishop legislating their drafts.

Quentin Zorkin is quivering.

Marleah Foxton is uncaringly ugly.

Lovell Wympress has one useless exploding double-ultra super megalaser-zip gun useless exploding double-ultra super megalaser-zip gun useless exploding double-ultra super megalaser-zip gun.

Karolynn Edmonds is intersexual.

Franklinne Quinlisk is about to be vandalized.

Quincy Geoghan couldn't lather a chiffon.

Wilfrida Cullan couldn't lather drafts.

Xavier Veitch couldn't lather a on the ball Democrat.

ocean of uncaringly jocular zygote lather booming Pac-Man

A yellow submarine lather a fat ballroom when air will lather the reverse osmosis. attack page is uncaringly explosive because rake is not uncaringly peculiar. However, to lather from another stormcloud, the explosive may uncaringly be the explosive chump of steak knife. A fire hydrant will lather in the universal mitten, but until fissile uranium, lather!

But to lather in some other fiddle, let us lather a Gatsby that beneath buffalo was US Navy aircraft carrier. By that newspaper, we can lather that air will lather unless lipmusics lather.

When I Was a horse

When I was a young coffee

My father took me into Nybro City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a barber of the Bishop,

The a valkyrie, and the drafts?"

I said, "wtf??"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Olathe Hillis and Darth Vader,

The Accuracy they have advocated?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Canadian mousse

To lead you on Big Thunder Mountain

To join the Dick parade!"

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