Mad Libs/examples2
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The computers alongside the lubricants[edit | edit source]
It all started when a stamp gave a cutting board. Then things got mediocre. The Hyundai rewarded a fork then things got even more snug. Eventually mediocre took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Black Jesus. Made up of a lumberjack a orc, kakistocracy and air conditioner these four things would rise up and take down the evil madman. Their plan was to overthrow him in the Minolta then, while doing that, rescue the journalist from the idiotic adjective
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a poodle named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he shit to the stick just to see the computers. Suddenly he found that his electric toothbrush had turned mediocre. Soon he found himself flying into a stripper. When he landed, he died. Then a DOUCHE fag named The Doctor who called himself the CHIGGER Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, threw him in the uvula 0 times then said "It's 65oF here you D'OH!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Eritrean Johann Sebastian Bach was fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, cheated on, Ice Beamed, voted off the island, vandalized, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, hit for 6, sent to the Day of Lavos, told to sit in the corner of a round room, derailed, fragged, raped and killed, screwed, ninja'd, dipped in acid, Eye Beam'd, sliced by a falling icicle, scammed, finished, infected with a computer virus, bombed, poisoned, BENSONATED, made into a strange Internet fad, told to sit in the corner of a round room, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), gutted, checkmated, disembowelled, Red Shell'd, crushed by [Santa], bombed out, kicked in the nuts, flattened by a falling piano, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), dehydrated, QVFD'd, eliminated, Avada Kedavra'd, locked in the basement, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, suffocated, unresurrected, granted 72 virgins by Allah, and then ambushed by 0 n00bs. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Tabitha Hellington is deceiving my freedom fighter.
Otti Tuckington is deceiving 0 computers.
Quinn Michael Niscombe is deceiving Xena's critter.
Quintilian Swinnock threw my plasma cannon.
Trevor Yarworth alerts my Soliton radar.
Eliott Chalkley alerts computers.
Analiese Enoch threw my anything.
Vigil Dunscombe threw Edwina Frances</option< <option>Edwyn's speaker.
Orchid Zorn is in their idiot deceiving their computers.
Oedipus Tebbit is lazy.
Clay Bouckwell is insufficiently moist.
Sheridan Quinnelly has one flaming phaser-crossbow flaming phaser-crossbow flaming phaser-crossbow.
Lesha MacCarragher is intersexual.
Uma Blatchford is about to be fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed.
Wellby Isington should shit a marshmallow.
Pamala Jaggs should shit computers.
Breeana Sheree Facer should shit a trusty fantasy.
belfry of insufficiently fake Pokémon shit mysterious reverse osmosis[edit | edit source]
A bomb shit a tense can opener when titty will shit the advert. cowbell is insufficiently mediocre because lubricant is not insufficiently cheery. However, to shit from another kakistocracy, the mediocre may insufficiently be the mediocre cow of Tanner Thompson. A anything will shit in the grisly ooze, but until cellulite, shit!
But to shit in some other banned banana, let us shit a guacamole that alongside hostel was sock. By that tank, we can shit that fat will shit unless oceans shit.
When I Was a ribaldry[edit | edit source]
When I was a young fnord
My father took me into Motala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a doctor of the Fairy,
The a button fastener, and the computers?"
I said, "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Juliette Atmore and Benedict Arnold,
The Thieving they have threw?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Skrawl
To lead you in Hyrule
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"