Mad Libs/examples2
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The plagues toward the search engines[edit | edit source]
It all started when a stampede humped a Mazda. Then things got spine-chilling. The riverbank ablated a muffinface then things got even more white. Eventually spine-chilling took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Madonna. Made up of a thumbtack a lumber, neck and paper these four things would rise up and take down the evil sonk. Their plan was to enumerate him in the prostate then, while doing that, rescue the wiki from the lovely bowling ball
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a hairball named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he cure to the league just to see the plagues. Suddenly he found that his sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack had turned spine-chilling. Soon he found himself flying into a dime. When he landed, he died. Then a COCK fag named Peter Griffin who called himself the BIG FOOT Jerry Jackson, rioted him in the knee 0 times then said "It's 78oF here you WANK!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Irish Rob Liefeld was Green Shell'd, killed in the sixth book, Killer card'ed, Avada Kedavra'd, pushed off the Empire State Building, SolarBeamed, burninated, fired by your boss, incinerated, Hadouken'd, overthrown, splattered all over the windshield, caught in a temporal paradox, electrocuted by 0 Grues, sliced by a falling icicle, eviscerated, converted to Scientology, sent to Pluto, eaten by a Grue, compressed into a single point, Green Shell'd, vandalized, Surfed, ZONKED, farted on for 0 centuries, extinguished, deported, obliterated, kicked in the nuts, beef jerkified, defeated, flushed down, down, down, scammed, defeated, transwikied, catapulted away, terminated, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, yoinked, Bob-omb'd, popped, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, suffocated, h4xx0rd, and then dissected. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Ella Bleu Evatt is modelling my spermicide.
Montgomery O'Kelly is modelling 0 plagues.
Gael Curdin is modelling Shawuna's muff.
Laurynne Derrington rioted my belfry.
Pickett Postlett zooms my broom.
Jannina Usherwood zooms plagues.
Rosaria Wilmer rioted my question mark.
Thora Voyce rioted Motley's Cadillac.
Yulanda Inwood is in their cardboard box modelling their plagues.
Isuzu Vivian is megalomaniacal.
Iesha Quilkin is thoroughly emancipated.
Yvrose Goulter has one radioactive electric pirate-rocket-launcher radioactive electric pirate-rocket-launcher radioactive electric pirate-rocket-launcher.
Nicholas Ulf is asexual.
Yana Brumbley is about to be Green Shell'd.
Krystal Zala can cure a bumbleberry jam.
Fiona Anne Quince can cure plagues.
Gaenor Tingcombe can cure a emaciated DJ.
round house of thoroughly poopy pillow cure zany spork[edit | edit source]
A smelly pair of socks cure a flammable lithium when Wii will cure the sea bass. kitten pot pie is thoroughly spine-chilling because Tanner Thompson is not thoroughly melodramatic. However, to cure from another temple, the spine-chilling may thoroughly be the spine-chilling lobster of skyscraper. A juice will cure in the cut-rate road, but until homotopy, cure!
But to cure in some other blasphemy, let us cure a zombie that toward rocket was alcohol. By that lentil soup, we can cure that Hitler will cure unless viruss cure.
When I Was a sockpuppet[edit | edit source]
When I was a young rain meter
My father took me into Nybro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a chess player of the Man of God,
The a mailman, and the plagues?"
I said, "WAT?"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Farrah Newall and Mr. Freeze,
The Haiku Resistance they have rioted?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Olog-hai within an Eloi
To lead you inside the Black Hole of Calcutta
To join the Titty parade!"