Mad Libs/examples2
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The cows concerning the cowbells[edit | edit source]
It all started when a lipmusic bamboozled a cookie cutter. Then things got emancipated. The tomato piloted a skull then things got even more fervent. Eventually emancipated took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Garfield. Made up of a zygote a squid, round house and dot these four things would rise up and take down the evil blanket. Their plan was to analyze him in the Audi then, while doing that, rescue the arthritis from the lovely monster
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a bingo named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he implode to the brick just to see the cows. Suddenly he found that his espresso had turned emancipated. Soon he found himself flying into a wall. When he landed, he died. Then a YUKY DOODY fag named Emperor Palpatine who called himself the SPIC King Boo, sacrificed him in the toenail 0 times then said "It's 37oC here you TIT DIRT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Hittite Ringo Starr was cheated on, Aeroblasted, scammed, Goatse'd, tarred and feathered, poned by a bade speeler, converted to Scientology, sprayed with pesticides, poned by a bade speeler, petrified, dehydrated, transfigured, laid to rest, flushed down, down, down, eviscerated, totally freakin' pwn'd, fucked, possessed, unresurrected, bombed out, drawn and quartered, caught in a landslide, burninated, Blue Screen of Death'd, abducted, caught in a tidal wave, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, caught in a landslide, devoured by crocodiles, lol'd, sent to Pluto, downvoted, pushed off the Empire State Building, stomped, petrified, crapped on, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, pwnt to death, caught by an ant-lion, recycled, pwnt to death, trapped without food or drink, bombed, eaten by a pack of wolves, and then hexed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Oz Hacon is deporting my hybrid engine.
Ephemia Quinn is deporting 0 cows.
Quinny Hinnells is deporting Jarrett's pool table.
Maddison Franckwell sacrificed my PINGA.
Candyce Breckitt huffs my shark.
Lennie Veare huffs cows.
Reynold Dible sacrificed my galleon.
Orel Neall sacrificed Erly's dyslexia.
Anh Mickleton is in their crystal deporting their cows.
Ileana Itchingham is coruscating.
Quin Fabb is timidly rude.
Velvet McCluskey has one poisonous armour-piercing photon-musket poisonous armour-piercing photon-musket poisonous armour-piercing photon-musket.
Octavius Ussher is homosexual.
Eva Teresa Dawdry is about to be cheated on.
Orla Glenn will implode a balloon.
Quinby Wilder will implode cows.
Sandey Isham will implode a megalomaniacal prostate.
pie of timidly nail-biting corset implode unbalanced stripper[edit | edit source]
A mongoose implode a oozing castle when quickloader will implode the ape. Hitler is timidly emancipated because blocking policy is not timidly pointless. However, to implode from another truffle, the emancipated may timidly be the emancipated ox of aviator. A sesame seed oil will implode in the erotic pen, but until clever trick, implode!
But to implode in some other turkey sandwich, let us implode a nuke that concerning hero was cable. By that titty, we can implode that katzenjammer will implode unless Weltschmerzs implode.
When I Was a archangel[edit | edit source]
When I was a young fiasco
My father took me into Köping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a conductor of the Fairy,
The a stripper, and the cows?"
I said, "lmao"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Forsyth O'Snee and Nelson Mandela,
The Imperviousnicity they have sacrificed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Behemoth
To lead you on Big Thunder Mountain
To join the Cunt parade!"