Mad Libs/examples2

trusty Pokémon/dishrag8

Important: If you cramp less than 16% satisfied with this baby, you may be shiny for a clumsy stamp.

The bikinis across the tuxedoes

It all started when a hose pandered a mouse. Then things got trusty. The fountain DELETED! a alpaca sandwich then things got even more red. Eventually trusty took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Garfield. Made up of a cake a ten-foot pole, ten-foot pole and deleted page these four things would rise up and take down the evil pork chop. Their plan was to blast him in the slightly-below-average man then, while doing that, rescue the bamboo from the repugnant stripper

Flying Scots

There was once a sarcophagus named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he baptize to the dominatrix just to see the bikinis. Suddenly he found that his serial blanker had turned trusty. Soon he found himself flying into a rifle. When he landed, he died. Then a LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT fag named Roger Clemens who called himself the SON OF A BITCH Walt Disney, froze him in the vagina 0 times then said "It's 65^oF here you INCEST!"

death

One day Chadian Segata Sanshiro was put in the dishwasher, possessed, voted off the island, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", annihilated, Flamethrower'd, tackled, infected with a computer virus, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, h4xx0rd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, banned from the internet, Hadouken'd, h4xx0rd, Red Shell'd, petrified, excluded from the future, SolarBeamed, thrown into the fire pit, spammed, detonated, fired, tarred and feathered, and sacrificed by the Aztecs!, told to sit in the corner of a round room, Bob-omb'd, sacrificed by the Aztecs, votekicked, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, finished, reverted, crushed by [Santa], abducted, uninvited to the party, beef jerkified, thrown off a cliff, QVFD'd, caught stepping on the red zone, Blue Shell'd, sent to sleep with the fishes, Surfed, lightsaber'd, and QVFD'd!, detonated, poisoned, tried as a witch, and then assassinated. The End.

people

Quinten Lother is meditating my able-bodied spiderman gimp train.

Quintin Frith is meditating 0 bikinis.

Chas Jeffares is meditating Elfrieda's bumbleberry jam.

Ingrit Aldford froze my furnace.

Rushing Linagh attempts my bistro.

Gaby Youl attempts bikinis.

Rita Mae Huntley froze my baseball bat.

Yaffa Issac froze D'Arby's clavicle.

Caplan Toply is in their snowflake meditating their bikinis.

Orson Scott Hockington is minuscule.

Pip Umfraville is sadistically contented.

Janetta Kerin has one ballistic indestructible prototype ion-pistol ballistic indestructible prototype ion-pistol ballistic indestructible prototype ion-pistol.

Patricia Rowe is sexually perverted.

Ulysses Lurg is about to be put in the dishwasher.

Alarice Wenkley might baptize a cat.

Odelia Yarner might baptize bikinis.

Roan Tunmore might baptize a bright osteoporosis.

blasphemy of sadistically loyal jelly baptize pricey corset

A rabbit baptize a trusty nitrogen when kakistocracy will baptize the flap. arthritis is sadistically trusty because random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack is not sadistically unnatural. However, to baptize from another lollipop, the trusty may sadistically be the trusty Rick James of kitten pot pie. A sockpuppet will baptize in the free sacrifice, but until ramen noodle, baptize!

But to baptize in some other cutting board, let us baptize a newspaper that across piñata was squibble. By that excrement, we can baptize that teabag will baptize unless Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Societys baptize.

When I Was a ox

When I was a young dog house

My father took me into Sandviken City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the an actor of the Man of God,

The a urologist, and the bikinis?"

I said, "fagget"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Gavin Kellet and Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur,

The Max HP they have froze?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Warath

To lead you in the Forest That Nobody Cares About

To join the Cunt parade!"

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