Mad Libs/examples2
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The crania until the neurotoxins[edit | edit source]
It all started when a space recollected a ballroom. Then things got sinister. The centrifuge accentuated a mop then things got even more malevolent. Eventually sinister took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sun Tzu. Made up of a disaster a chump, curry and sacrifice these four things would rise up and take down the evil mongoose. Their plan was to stink him in the disaster then, while doing that, rescue the imitation fake vomit from the expensive kitten piccata
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a forest named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he castrate to the amv just to see the crania. Suddenly he found that his sceptre had turned sinister. Soon he found himself flying into a keyboard. When he landed, he died. Then a WOODPECKERSHIT fag named Vin Diesel who called himself the GYPSY Roger Clemens, deconstructed him in the armpit 0 times then said "It's 76oF here you ASS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Ugandan Rolf Harris was unresurrected, flattened by a falling piano, compressed into a single point, lightning bolted, given a sex change, Rick Roll'd, bombed by terrorists, kicked to the curb, touched with a ten-foot pole, shanked, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, eaten by a Grue, given drain bamage, cancelled, Blue Screen of Death'd, lightsaber'd, suffocated, disassembled, rickroll'd, flattened by a falling piano, fired by your boss, crucified, shipped to Mars, swallowed by Kirby, caught in a temporal paradox, BALEETED, pissed on, eaten by a Grue, Avada Kedavra'd, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, hit by a Care Bear Stare, lightsaber'd, cheated on, exterminated, hit by a car, downvoted, torch'd, sold for scrap metal, thrown into the fire pit, ninja'd, compressed into a single point, Goatse'd, ASPLODE'd, Hadouken'd, and then feasted on Thanksgiving. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Estelle Elingham is plagiarizing my oil.
Lavonna Lebel is plagiarizing 0 crania.
Alexandrea Utley is plagiarizing Jacqueline's deity of personal preference.
Zaguirre Halley deconstructed my riddle.
Stace Venables zooms my Texas toast.
Noemi Wrafter zooms crania.
Oakley Bye deconstructed my limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.
Quinn Michael Tangey deconstructed Remy's rickroll.
Franks Pottenger is in their melanoma plagiarizing their crania.
John Augustus Jacks is throbbing.
Quinten Searington is starkly quick.
Zaylie Zorn has one paralyzing overpowered prototype ninja-zip gun paralyzing overpowered prototype ninja-zip gun paralyzing overpowered prototype ninja-zip gun.
Marlin Northway is unfunny.
Jasper Atterton is about to be unresurrected.
Zeeter Oyler should castrate a nob.
Dorit Huntingford should castrate crania.
Fortune Younge should castrate a no-frills nuke.
factory of starkly sinister kitten pot pie castrate booming pen[edit | edit source]
A bamboo castrate a opaque truffle when contradiction will castrate the excrement. Mazda is starkly sinister because verb is not starkly pricey. However, to castrate from another alligator, the sinister may starkly be the sinister geometric elephant of igloo. A apple juice will castrate in the rickety quetzal, but until tube, castrate!
But to castrate in some other arthritis, let us castrate a option that until Mexican wave was contraband. By that marshmallow, we can castrate that leaking roof will castrate unless rocks castrate.
When I Was a home theater system[edit | edit source]
When I was a young soundboard
My father took me into Malmö City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a quarterback of the Bishop,
The a television writer, and the crania?"
I said, "u suk fag"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Tompkin Goll and John Travolta,
The Moxie they have deconstructed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a mob of little birds
To lead you elsewhere
To join the Shit parade!"