Mad Libs/examples2
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The fish to the miscellaneous dead things[edit | edit source]
It all started when a turkey sandwich assassinated a beans. Then things got demoralizing. The person with a shotgun broke a bathtub then things got even more glycerin. Eventually demoralizing took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Lech Wałęsa. Made up of a bikini a bestiality, crocodile and PINGA these four things would rise up and take down the evil diamond. Their plan was to rickroll him in the spoon then, while doing that, rescue the thumbtack from the smug dogma
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a egg named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he negate to the home theater system just to see the fish. Suddenly he found that his paedophile had turned demoralizing. Soon he found himself flying into a caterer. When he landed, he died. Then a ASSCRACK fag named Emperor Palpatine who called himself the GENITALIA Spongebob Squarepants, wanked him in the colon 0 times then said "It's 0oF here you BASTARD!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Nicaraguan Donald Trump was exterminated, eliminated, bombed by terrorists, Blue Screen of Death'd, Final Smash'd, given drain bamage, gutted, put in the dryer, sent packing, disenchanted, Eye Beam'd, obliterated, terminated, electric chair'd, Red Shell'd, hit by a wrecking ball, sold for scrap metal, reverted, dipped in acid, locked in the basement, SolarBeamed, skewer'd, obliterated, torch'd, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, rickroll'd, killed by your own Green Shell, zapped by infrared radiation, buried in homework, KO'd, defeated, put in the dishwasher, Fucking Killed™, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, suffocated in your farts, sent packing, Red Shell'd, feasted on Thanksgiving, thwomped, death trapped by JigSaw, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, detonated, trapped under a glass dome, pissed on, and then squashed by a 0 ton block of lead. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
France Ethrington is breaking my arctangent.
Khristyn Law is breaking 0 fish.
Brunhild Job is breaking Keirran Dawn's wall.
Steffa Crowther wanked my cutlass.
Maudy Hughson bamboozles my beach ball.
Israel Tarrant bamboozles fish.
Pearline Joliffe wanked my nuclear reactor.
Gibb Craib wanked Sloan's airplane.
Anabella Rumbelow is in their bachelor breaking their fish.
Stephanee Irons is hopeless.
Harwell Bloodsworth is crazily supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Regina Trimworth has one ballistic ninja-musket ballistic ninja-musket ballistic ninja-musket.
Judas Kybird is sexually perverted.
Bina Tillings is about to be exterminated.
Galaxy Nowne can't negate a apple sauce.
Crickit Innsbruck can't negate fish.
Winter Dickworth can't negate a jocular chorus.
vector field of crazily egregious server negate tofu-esque mouth[edit | edit source]
A melanoma negate a ugly sweet and sour chicken when age will negate the Wikipedian. boat is crazily demoralizing because tire is not crazily complaining. However, to negate from another Zork, the demoralizing may crazily be the demoralizing can opener of attorney. A ocean will negate in the booming smelly pair of socks, but until cartoon, negate!
But to negate in some other alpaca sandwich, let us negate a amplifier that to Zork was person. By that frying pan, we can negate that kitten pot pie will negate unless wikis negate.
When I Was a chorus[edit | edit source]
When I was a young random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets
My father took me into Mariestad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a coach of the Warlock,
The a quarterback, and the fish?"
I said, "wtf??"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Zhanu Losewell and Clara Bow,
The Lightning Resistance they have wanked?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Skuttler Cannoneer
To lead you on Isle of Man
To join the Homo parade!"