Mad Libs/examples2
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The beach balls since the mammary glands[edit | edit source]
It all started when a juice cruised a waterfall. Then things got foreign. The needle programmed a chessboard then things got even more clammy. Eventually foreign took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Link. Made up of a peach a pizzle, vandal and road these four things would rise up and take down the evil disaster. Their plan was to reduce him in the insanity then, while doing that, rescue the fork from the spontaneous animal
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a chessboard named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he problematize to the homotopy just to see the beach balls. Suddenly he found that his queer had turned foreign. Soon he found himself flying into a puffery. When he landed, he died. Then a DOUCHE fag named Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third who called himself the BIRD SHIT Albert Einstein, earned him in the vertebra 0 times then said "It's 96oC here you JUNGLE BUNNY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Swedish Shakespeare was electrocuted by 0 Grues, bombed by terrorists, killed by your own Green Shell, deported, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, told to sit in the corner of a round room, transmogrified into a worm, timeshifted to Sept. 31, voted off the island, feasted on Thanksgiving, SNAFU'd, excluded from the future, dissected, transwikied, fired by your boss, WOODBURNINATED , wasted by a big green semi truck, torn apart, Final Smash'd, kicked to the curb, told to sit in the corner of a round room, checkmated, crushed by Tetrominoes, Eye Beam'd, unresurrected, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, curbstomped, scammed, pissed on, exterminated, ninja'd, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, flattened by a falling piano, deleted, death trapped by JigSaw, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, caught in a tidal wave, exterminated, touched with a ten-foot pole, recycled, gutted, 999'd in the upside-down world, bombed, and then hung, drawn and quartered by Grues. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Huw Roskilly is throwing my dishrag.
Nora Lauchlan is throwing 0 beach balls.
Susi Jarmey is throwing Murray's lucky bastard.
Euan Joseph Zuttah earned my fountain.
Ila Pont arrests my baby.
Kaydan Uniacke arrests beach balls.
Duane Nornabell earned my xanthochroi.
Unity Damant earned Mirjam's Geiger counter.
Xandra Goldby is in their journalist throwing their beach balls.
Vick Bleney is moist.
York Horne is bitterly defenestratable.
Claire Nicole Veitch has one radioactive rough pirate-crossbow radioactive rough pirate-crossbow radioactive rough pirate-crossbow.
Isa Duigen is homosexual.
Binnie Dulen is about to be electrocuted by 0 Grues.
Luana Nonington will problematize a Cadillac.
Zola Waterfielde will problematize beach balls.
Latina Ladkin will problematize a unbalanced fnord.
diet coke of bitterly homely cod problematize cute stamp[edit | edit source]
A diode problematize a defective thong when road will problematize the pine cone. ox is bitterly foreign because giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone is not bitterly yellow-bellied. However, to problematize from another Honda, the foreign may bitterly be the foreign temple of CD. A swimsuit will problematize in the zany lollipop, but until gamelan, problematize!
But to problematize in some other cubicle, let us problematize a US Navy aircraft carrier that since sun was statue. By that apple juice, we can problematize that boo-ook will problematize unless octopuss problematize.
When I Was a sparkle sprayer[edit | edit source]
When I was a young spoon
My father took me into Kumla City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a game maker of the Bishop,
The a urinal sweeper, and the beach balls?"
I said, "haxor!11"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Peach Rennley and Oliver Twist,
The Extreme Sarcasm they have earned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Hell Hound
To lead you in Harvard University
To join the Titty parade!"