Mad Libs/examples2
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The diesel engines down the bathtubs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a attorney wrote a ocean. Then things got raging. The paper sacrificed a wiki then things got even more substandard. Eventually raging took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sean Connery. Made up of a sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack a operating theater, VCR and respiratory system these four things would rise up and take down the evil fish. Their plan was to vilify him in the jellybean then, while doing that, rescue the attack page from the uptight centrifuge
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a anchovies named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he castigate to the blocking policy just to see the diesel engines. Suddenly he found that his potato masher had turned raging. Soon he found himself flying into a crocodile. When he landed, he died. Then a FLYING FUCK fag named Oscar Meyer who called himself the FRITZ Kyle Broflovski, wrote him in the skull 0 times then said "It's 18oC here you ORGASM!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day British Joey Barton was tasered for 0 minutes straight, flushed down, down, down, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, deep-fried, End Task'd, left behind while the world was ending, curbstomped, deported, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, VFD'd, pushed off the Empire State Building, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, cancelled, popped, owned, finished, bombed out, hit by a Care Bear Stare, eradicated, bombed, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, shipped to Mars, Candy Crushed ™, suffocated, Raigeki'd, tried as a witch, sent to sleep with the fishes, covered in tar and feathers, fragged, eaten by a Shai Halud, Candy Crushed ™, ASPLODE'd, left behind while the world was ending, kicked to the curb, eradicated, bombed, sworded, Fucking Killed™, Red Shell'd, terminated, bombed by terrorists, found out, hit for 6, poned by a bade speeler, and then caught by an ant-lion. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Zackes Grubb is deceiving my Kirby.
Cherlyn Vaughn is deceiving 0 diesel engines.
Yulanda Dowbiggin is deceiving Rosalie's tire.
Zulema Wallas wrote my kamikaze.
Olyve Jacks fucks my codpiece.
Peggy Jane Aby fucks diesel engines.
Jackson Davis Warmsworth wrote my dogma.
Hallem Kettley wrote Nila's hotel.
Kester Zorn is in their vector field deceiving their diesel engines.
Worth Scurfield is defective.
Iline Jessup is callously uncivilized.
Elissa Jane Eggington has one ballistic exploding secret phaser-blaster ballistic exploding secret phaser-blaster ballistic exploding secret phaser-blaster.
Luana Heath is bisexual.
Yorke Tillney is about to be tasered for 0 minutes straight.
Osanna Hudworth couldn't castigate a microcosm.
Xanther Aglish couldn't castigate diesel engines.
Ursula Yeewell couldn't castigate a Pastafarian block.
devaporiser of callously nonsensical lasagna castigate scanty star[edit | edit source]
A round house castigate a enormous plasma cannon when muffin will castigate the riffraff. huffed kitten is callously raging because alligator is not callously cryptic. However, to castigate from another bathing ape, the raging may callously be the raging Chevrolet of suicide bomber. A ectoplasm will castigate in the folksy road, but until bluejay, castigate!
But to castigate in some other mountain, let us castigate a ocean that down Mexican wave was freedom fighter. By that kamikaze, we can castigate that reverse osmosis will castigate unless rainbows castigate.
When I Was a oil spill[edit | edit source]
When I was a young president-for-life
My father took me into Örebro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a n00b of the Wizard,
The an athlete, and the diesel engines?"
I said, "j00 got p4wn'd"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Ozella Yetwell and Arnold Schwarzenegger,
The Juggling Skill they have wrote?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Utraean
To lead you on a neutron star
To join the Cockmongler parade!"