Mad Libs/examples2
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The nails before the igneous protrusions[edit | edit source]
It all started when a praline suffocated a fib. Then things got nail-biting. The gun optimised a exhaust pipe then things got even more dark. Eventually nail-biting took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Donkey Kong. Made up of a monster a cadaver, cowbell and Volvo these four things would rise up and take down the evil warning template. Their plan was to delete him in the queen bee then, while doing that, rescue the random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack from the enormous cinderblock
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a steak dinner named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he insult to the mongoose just to see the nails. Suddenly he found that his scroll had turned nail-biting. Soon he found himself flying into a dictator. When he landed, he died. Then a TWISTY VAGINA fag named The Rock who called himself the CUNT Pervez Musharraf, constructed him in the vertebra 0 times then said "It's 16oC here you YUKY DOODY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day American Sean Connery was 999'd in the upside-down world, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, abducted, turned off, hit for 6, crucified, caught in a landslide, eaten by 16 gators, dipped in acid, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, moved to the bottom of the food chain, Hadouken'd, Avada Kedavra'd, tackled, Death Note'd, disenchanted, SolarBeamed, QVFD'd, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, finished, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, dehydrated, wasted by a big green semi truck, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, deported, moved to the bottom of the food chain, condemned, raped and killed, hit by a car, crapped on, mowed, tried as a witch, bombed by terrorists, Bob-omb'd, lol'd, de1337ed, banned from the internet, de1337ed, finished, catapulted away, VFD'd, put in the dryer, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, and then annihilated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Isadora Krisham is destroying my zombiebaron.
Sumner Ickles is destroying 0 nails.
Laurellinn Bladewell is destroying Estela's snowflake.
Nigel Connaway constructed my bum.
Warin Panney plagiarizes my beach ball.
Tim Joseph Hicklin plagiarizes nails.
Rob Leeder constructed my aerodynamics.
Watters Grier constructed Bernette's goose egg.
Cyro Quenborough is in their calculator destroying their nails.
Zacky Zuttah is flaccid.
Kirstynn Erlam is nervously pointless.
D'Arcy Upjohn has one freezing rocket-propelled heavy photon-crossbow freezing rocket-propelled heavy photon-crossbow freezing rocket-propelled heavy photon-crossbow.
Quinten Zebedee is a paedophile.
Joyner Winteringham is about to be 999'd in the upside-down world.
Paton Sworder shall not insult a rabbit.
Xanthia Ickford shall not insult nails.
India Ingledow shall not insult a dismal pillow.
quote of nervously cosmic watermelon insult universal soundboard[edit | edit source]
A sceptre insult a mediocre etching when cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal will insult the hairball. tank is nervously nail-biting because aviator is not nervously demoralizing. However, to insult from another rubber duck, the nail-biting may nervously be the nail-biting Doppelgänger of loser. A cockroach will insult in the bare apple juice, but until can opener, insult!
But to insult in some other Swiss cheese, let us insult a corset that before heretic was chromosome. By that elephant, we can insult that pill will insult unless keyboards insult.
When I Was a tyrant[edit | edit source]
When I was a young deleted page
My father took me into Eskilstuna City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a cameraman of the Warlock,
The a mailman, and the nails?"
I said, "lol wut"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Trixy Ellerington and Vince McMahon,
The Firemaking they have constructed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Megonta
To lead you on Mount Terror
To join the Motherfuck parade!"