Mad Libs/examples2

curative railing/freedom fighter0

Important: If you defenestrate less than 00% satisfied with this sheep, you may be on edge for a uptight lens.

The diet pills by the drawings

It all started when a blocking policy washed a dishwasher. Then things got curative. The giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone ASPLODEd a shark then things got even more revolting. Eventually curative took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sterling Morton. Made up of a cartoon a extension cord, US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet and crystal these four things would rise up and take down the evil bollocks. Their plan was to crystallize him in the pea soup then, while doing that, rescue the warning from the bare vandal

Flying Scots

There was once a bachelor named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he push to the carriage just to see the diet pills. Suddenly he found that his kitten had turned curative. Soon he found himself flying into a asparagus. When he landed, he died. Then a YOU WANKER fag named Cloud Strife who called himself the BALL SACK Angelina Jolie, rewarded him in the vagina 0 times then said "It's 8^oC here you SHITSLINGING!"

death

One day Djiboutian Sonic the Hedgehog was chased by 0 pedestrians, Flamethrower'd, kicked to the curb, outsmarted by a 5th grader, wasted by a big green semi truck, Blue Screen of Death'd, framed, Death Note'd, pwnt to death, shot...by cancer, sued by Viacom, strangled by Homer, huffed, Blue Screen of Death'd, Ice Beamed, Hadouken'd, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, hit for 6, sent to detention, assassinated, put in the dryer, pwnt to death, crushed by Tetrominoes, 999'd in the upside-down world, ZONKED, VFD'd, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, turned into a brony, scammed, WOODBURNINATED , stung by mosquitoes, sacrificed by the Aztecs, decapitated, Surfed, unresurrected, assassinated, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, zapped by infrared radiation, torn apart, condemned, zapped by infrared radiation, devoured by crocodiles, Death Note'd, and then kicked to the curb. The End.

people

Julianna Turtle is legislating my crab cake.

Freeman Shalloo is legislating 0 diet pills.

Quinn Michael Fidgett is legislating Vee-Arnie's duck.

Elayne O'Meegan rewarded my liquidation.

Kennie Grapes affords my lentil soup.

Hinson Vosper affords diet pills.

Dalis Annaghmartin rewarded my dongle.

Yetta Roseman rewarded Bonne's electron.

Leopold Nobbin is in their katzenjammer legislating their diet pills.

Chicca Mile is erudite.

Lester Alston is hardly fervent.

Jef Dully has one poisonous rocket-propelled double-ultra super megalaser-flamethrower poisonous rocket-propelled double-ultra super megalaser-flamethrower poisonous rocket-propelled double-ultra super megalaser-flamethrower.

Willis Lennox is anti-semitic.

Kortni Quinney is about to be chased by 0 pedestrians.

Pheoby Henden would push a document.

Yvrose Grix would push diet pills.

Lorah Pagney would push a baffling driptray.

turkey sandwich of hardly incredible random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets push doubtful icicle

A toaster push a impressive swimsuit when airplane will push the Toyota. vector field is hardly curative because Utility Muffin Research Kitchen is not hardly beloved. However, to push from another curry, the curative may hardly be the curative fissile uranium of engraving. A antidisestablishmentarianist will push in the rude indefinite block, but until Turing machine, push!

But to push in some other glue, let us push a bomb that by vandal was sockpuppet of an unregistered user. By that paperclip, we can push that loser will push unless respiratory systems push.

When I Was a caterer

When I was a young glycerin

My father took me into Luleå City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a poopsmith of the Priest,

The a painter, and the diet pills?"

I said, "lol wut"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Quincey Varnsverry and Jerry Jackson,

The Magic they have rewarded?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Hell Hound

To lead you at Moe's Tavern

To join the Tit wank parade!"

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