Mad Libs/examples2

rapturous pine cone/entropy6

Important: If you revolt less than 66% satisfied with this ooze, you may be infectious for a hairless factory.

The tofus within the expletives

It all started when a treetop cured a attack page. Then things got rapturous. The blah expelled a quetzal then things got even more living. Eventually rapturous took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named George W. Bush. Made up of a hovel a centrifuge, stampede and VCR these four things would rise up and take down the evil mesothelioma. Their plan was to analyse him in the communist then, while doing that, rescue the chump from the repugnant bat

Flying Scots

There was once a ax murderer named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he plagiarise to the Pokémon just to see the tofus. Suddenly he found that his baseball bat had turned rapturous. Soon he found himself flying into a space. When he landed, he died. Then a GOAT DICK fag named Rob Liefeld who called himself the BASTARD Macbeth, ablated him in the nose 0 times then said "It's 65^oF here you MOTHERFUCKER!"

death

One day French Pablo Picasso was caught in a tidal wave, turned into a brony, tackled, deep-fried, Hadouken'd, crushed by Tetrominoes, eradicated, skewer'd, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, shanked, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, devoured by crocodiles, trapped without food or drink, Final Smash'd, removed from the game, eaten by 65 gators, capped, stoned, lightsaber'd, feasted on Thanksgiving, tasered for 0 minutes straight, poisoned, yoinked, Aeroblasted, crushed by [Santa], terminated, thwacked over the head with a broom, caught in a tidal wave, bought for a dollar, detonated, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, drawn and quartered, uninvited to the party, splattered all over the windshield, yoinked, Flamethrower'd, laid to rest, strangled by Homer, granted 72 virgins by Allah, erased, shot...by cancer, bombed, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, and then BALEETED. The End.

people

Kam Vinscombe is washing my coffee.

Uranus Odley is washing 0 tofus.

Delia Norington is washing Zoe's star.

July Fritzwell ablated my titty.

Ivory Guerney foams my buffalo.

West Chillingham foams tofus.

Stace Navin ablated my brick wall.

Unity Quayle ablated Ova's flightdeck.

Yasmin Elwin is in their memo washing their tofus.

Avery Ganderffolk is opaque.

Kaitlynn Daubeney is neurotically dark.

Anabella Boaden has one poisonous double-ultra super megaminigun poisonous double-ultra super megaminigun poisonous double-ultra super megaminigun.

Farlee Gillett is a paedophile.

Uma Quenby is about to be caught in a tidal wave.

Nathalee Sick wouldn't plagiarise a zombiebaron.

Jes Summerwell wouldn't plagiarise tofus.

Prunella Quinn wouldn't plagiarise a tacky cutting board.

bread knife of neurotically purple rabbit plagiarise dismal hose

A noseblower plagiarise a nail-biting antibody when mandate will plagiarise the applesauce. candy is neurotically rapturous because tofu is not neurotically tawdry. However, to plagiarise from another nexus, the rapturous may neurotically be the rapturous boardwalk of clitoris. A giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone will plagiarise in the depressed oxygen, but until microscope, plagiarise!

But to plagiarise in some other fiddle, let us plagiarise a zyborg that within serial blanker was holster. By that lens, we can plagiarise that US Navy aircraft carrier will plagiarise unless neverlands plagiarise.

When I Was a quickloader

When I was a young toothpick

My father took me into Helsingborg City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the an athlete of the Wizard,

The a gynecologist, and the tofus?"

I said, "Uncyclopedia is the worst!!1"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Jalan Youell and Ian Paisley,

The Agility they have ablated?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Reedshark

To lead you at Hogwarts

To join the Dick parade!"

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