Mad Libs/examples2
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The clones athwart the skulls[edit | edit source]
It all started when a sweet and sour chicken discombobulated a glass orb. Then things got erect. The earlobe earned a nob then things got even more rotted. Eventually erect took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Albert Camus. Made up of a glucose a tit, hotdog waffle and Green Lantern ring these four things would rise up and take down the evil Democrat. Their plan was to sanctify him in the block then, while doing that, rescue the pea soup from the lazy furry
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a fire hydrant named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he reward to the octopus just to see the clones. Suddenly he found that his feng shui had turned erect. Soon he found himself flying into a cutting board. When he landed, he died. Then a NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! fag named Fat Albert who called himself the MARY WHITEHOUSE Colin "All your base" Heaney, baptized him in the funny bone 0 times then said "It's 38oC here you SUGARTITS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Puerto Rican Jessica Alba was pwnt to death, nuked, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, Killer card'ed, feasted on Thanksgiving, imploded, pissed on, SolarBeamed, banned from the internet, bombed out, hit by a car, extinguished, fired by your boss, decapitated, KO'd, fired by your boss, forced to eat shit, trapped without food or drink, scammed, decapitated, Green Shell'd, put in the dryer, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, touched with a ten-foot pole, poned by a bade speeler, ZONKED, shot...by cancer, suffocated in your farts, decapitated, zapped by infrared radiation, given a sex change, trapped under a glass dome, Ice Beamed, Surfed, extinguished, scammed, executed by snu-snu, Game Over'd, transmogrified into a worm, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, condemned, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, ASPLODE'd, electric chair'd, and then Flamethrower'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Petrona Snosswell is modelling my boat.
Lyleen Kilcran is modelling 0 clones.
Carrolynn Amies is modelling Julie's forest.
Darlene Batson baptized my lipmusic.
Pris Timpany bamboozles my rocket.
Dennis Samuel Ickford bamboozles clones.
Erly Cracklen baptized my flatulence.
Vitus Lakey baptized Hinton's diet mouthwash.
Tippy Fitzgibbon is in their toboggan modelling their clones.
Tylene Panneen is mirthful.
Vondale Postlewait is acceptably smelly.
Otti Isbister has one radioactive indestructible prototype photon-glue gun radioactive indestructible prototype photon-glue gun radioactive indestructible prototype photon-glue gun.
Xaviera Wheatley is a terrorist.
Alta Estelle Pye is about to be pwnt to death.
Boyd Ussher shall reward a bistro.
Quagmire Nugent shall reward clones.
Ileana Aherne shall reward a sumptuous reverse osmosis.
truffle of acceptably defective mongoose reward artificial Taahgaarxian[edit | edit source]
A hostel reward a rhythmic muffinface when bank robbery will reward the driptray. prostitute is acceptably erect because zyborg is not acceptably educated. However, to reward from another nitrogen, the erect may acceptably be the erect Xbox of nostalgia. A Nintendo will reward in the exotic rollerblade, but until attorney, reward!
But to reward in some other ice skate, let us reward a salad fork that athwart Zork was equestrian. By that waterfall, we can reward that cliff will reward unless Xboxs reward.
When I Was a ape[edit | edit source]
When I was a young beagle
My father took me into Uddevalla City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a milkman of the Bishop,
The an athlete, and the clones?"
I said, "1447!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Cara Usherwood and AAA,
The Self-esteem they have baptized?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Lugian
To lead you at the Indian ghost reservation
To join the Cock parade!"