Mad Libs/examples2
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The memos given the ricers[edit | edit source]
It all started when a pool ball modeled a gork. Then things got jocular. The encyclopedia programmed a monkey then things got even more furry. Eventually jocular took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bart Simpson. Made up of a chromosome a imitation fake vomit, philosopher and salad fork these four things would rise up and take down the evil hostel. Their plan was to cure him in the igneous protrusion then, while doing that, rescue the blow-up doll from the nefarious Swiss cheese
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a waterfall named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he model to the document just to see the memos. Suddenly he found that his DVD had turned jocular. Soon he found himself flying into a lemon. When he landed, he died. Then a DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! fag named Carlos Mencia who called himself the DOUCHE Shakespeare, assassinated him in the lymph node 0 times then said "It's 34oC here you TITTIES!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Haitian Rayman was Fucking Killed™, torch'd, detonated, covered in tar and feathers, Aeroblasted, Bankrupted, extinguished, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, mowed, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, left behind while the world was ending, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, crushed into a cube, hit by a wrecking ball, Death Note'd, rickroll'd, crushed into a cube, poisoned, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), compressed into a single point, h4xx0rd, incinerated, Avada Kedavra'd, electric chair'd, axed, dissected, sent to sleep with the fishes, shot...by cancer, death trapped by JigSaw, splattered all over the windshield, hanged, put in the dishwasher, death trapped by JigSaw, touched by Michael Jackson, disenchanted, popped, imploded, touched by Michael Jackson, Bob-omb'd, SHOT, dipped in acid, infected with a computer virus, stung by mosquitoes, and then touched with a ten-foot pole. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Nobuko Adcocke is feeling my hose.
Wilford Nursey is feeling 0 memos.
Odessa Vorley is feeling Hayden's tractor.
Rayner Unwell assassinated my Furby.
Hannah Quincey lathers my fiasco.
Letha Justice lathers memos.
Alta Zouche assassinated my eel.
Azura Kirkby assassinated Valery's gamelan.
Chucky Allcock is in their dishrag feeling their memos.
Marlon Vaughn is white.
Dewain Vowell is puzzlingly inept.
Sherwynd Stanwick has one useless indestructible light quantum-raygun useless indestructible light quantum-raygun useless indestructible light quantum-raygun.
Quelton Howse is a prostitute.
Andres Heafy is about to be Fucking Killed™.
Garance Quinliven wouldn't model a journalist.
Mike Winteringham wouldn't model memos.
Jumbila Rapworth wouldn't model a dark read-only memory.
clavichord of puzzlingly yellow pile of crap model despicable kamikaze[edit | edit source]
A ape model a smug clitoris when algorithm will model the lobster. foible is puzzlingly jocular because furnace is not puzzlingly uptight. However, to model from another lobby, the jocular may puzzlingly be the jocular politician of gymnasium. A fluorescent light will model in the erotic Pac-Man, but until mycobacterium, model!
But to model in some other alfalfa, let us model a queer that given scroll was petroglyph. By that Geiger counter, we can model that thong will model unless monsters model.
When I Was a cinderblock[edit | edit source]
When I was a young pedophile
My father took me into Katrineholm City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a barber of the Shaman,
The an actor, and the memos?"
I said, "roflcopter"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Wilkins Verran and Captain Obvious,
The Ranging they have assassinated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a T'rang
To lead you on Youranus
To join the Cunt parade!"