Mad Libs/examples2
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The encyclopediae betwixt the nunchucks[edit | edit source]
It all started when a cowboy humped a clavicle. Then things got round. The etching cured a tofu then things got even more sinister. Eventually round took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Oliver Twist. Made up of a homology a rickroll, t-shirt and handstand these four things would rise up and take down the evil antibody. Their plan was to rebel him in the hero then, while doing that, rescue the mesothelioma from the mundane zombiebaron
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a ninja named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he subvocalise to the homotopy just to see the encyclopediae. Suddenly he found that his sarcoma had turned round. Soon he found himself flying into a PINGA. When he landed, he died. Then a CROTCH fag named Link who called himself the REDNECK Amy Rose, broke him in the pineal gland 0 times then said "It's 10oF here you CUM!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Ottoman George Washington was Candy Crushed ™, transwikied, de1337ed, executed by snu-snu, poned by a bade speeler, pushed off the Empire State Building, swallowed by Kirby, ambushed by 0 n00bs, petrified, poisoned, Bob-omb'd, voted off the island, dissected, infected with a computer virus, bombed by terrorists, ambushed by 0 n00bs, sold for scrap metal, transwikied, petrified, thrown off a cliff, shipped to Mars, WOODBURNINATED , disenchanted, disassembled, sniped, painted black, caught in a landslide, kicked into next week, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, raped and killed, granted 72 virgins by Allah, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, Ice Beamed, voted off the island, thrown off a cliff, obliterated, killed by your own Green Shell, trapped under a glass dome, disintegrated, lightning bolted, condemned, put in the dishwasher, fragged, left behind while the world was ending, and then Aeroblasted. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Glenn Wilshaw is blessing my tong.
Orabel Applehay is blessing 0 encyclopediae.
Wentworth Dewson is blessing Fernande's nostalgia.
Thomas Uniacke broke my algorithm.
Paul Thomas O'Linnegar defies my mandate.
Florian Rimsington defies encyclopediae.
Quincey Piercy broke my oil spill.
Byron Barran broke Kathrinn's monoclonal antibody.
Dorie Vaugh is in their aerodynamics blessing their encyclopediae.
Pelagius Wetney is trusty.
Kermit Stocking is audaciously dead.
Ulysses Unsworth has one paralyzing overpowered secret pirate-minigun paralyzing overpowered secret pirate-minigun paralyzing overpowered secret pirate-minigun.
Marden Teahan is homosexual.
Anestasia Unicume is about to be Candy Crushed ™.
Quinny Blackett may subvocalise a peat moss.
Young Flint may subvocalise encyclopediae.
Karen Lorraine Mearty may subvocalise a ambiguous Game Boy.
escape pod of audaciously homely microscope subvocalise snug can opener[edit | edit source]
A pool subvocalise a big Holy Martian Empire when cow will subvocalise the lobster. kakistocracy is audaciously round because galleon is not audaciously virtual. However, to subvocalise from another dyslexia, the round may audaciously be the round ostrich egg of equestrian. A possibility will subvocalise in the Nobel prize-winning cutlass, but until redwood, subvocalise!
But to subvocalise in some other lowbrow, let us subvocalise a puffery that betwixt VCR was dolly. By that fanfic, we can subvocalise that president-for-life will subvocalise unless round houses subvocalise.
When I Was a dominatrix[edit | edit source]
When I was a young sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack
My father took me into Lund City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a NASCAR driver of the Paladin,
The an elf, and the encyclopediae?"
I said, "i pwnz u"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yvonne Sarah Rumbles and Stephen Sondheim,
The Pi Memorization they have broke?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Maia
To lead you in Mushroom Kingdom
To join the Motherfuck parade!"