Mad Libs/examples2
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The t-shirts worth the sacrifices[edit | edit source]
It all started when a kakistocracy deconstructed a stripper. Then things got zany. The lava admonished a toothpick then things got even more fat. Eventually zany took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Cloud Strife. Made up of a cliff a pie, Turing machine and warning these four things would rise up and take down the evil cardboard box. Their plan was to litigate him in the crocodile then, while doing that, rescue the automatic translator from the bloody bingo
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a alpaca sandwich named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he baptise to the Mexican wave just to see the t-shirts. Suddenly he found that his tadpole had turned zany. Soon he found himself flying into a deleted page. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCK YOU fag named Nancy Pelosi who called himself the SHITSKIN Courtney Love, destroyed him in the large intestine 0 times then said "It's 58oC here you ANUSCAKE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day English Spongebob Squarepants was uninvited to the party, capped, Zidane'd, lightning bolted, bombed by terrorists, cancelled, suffocated in your farts, Red Shell'd, thwacked over the head with a broom, imploded, granted 72 virgins by Allah, Raigeki'd, abducted, compressed into a single point, covered in tar and feathers, deleted, left behind while the world was ending, shot...by cancer, caught in a temporal paradox, found out, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, Bob-omb'd, tackled, crapped on, dissected, Goatse'd, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, transwikied, outsmarted by a 5th grader, exterminated, sent to Pluto, eaten by that thing in the back of the fridge that you thought was leftover meatloaf, 20-hit combo'd, scammed, burninated, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, popped, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, bombed by terrorists, Surfed, dipped in acid, sent to sleep with the fishes, flattened by a falling piano, votekicked, and then axed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Xaviera Queally is navigating my devaporiser.
Solomon Jeffery is navigating 0 t-shirts.
Offofon Eade is navigating Zac's meep.
Ulysses Noble destroyed my titty.
Tripp Gillan adds my spork.
Ulysses Myles adds t-shirts.
Luann Taa destroyed my pervert.
Fifi Pinchin destroyed Bonnie's chorus.
Jannine Bunton is in their nob navigating their t-shirts.
Claiborne Kamber is sensual.
Billy Jean Hurt is audaciously buffoon-like.
Xaviera Britten has one useless electric prototype revolver useless electric prototype revolver useless electric prototype revolver.
Xena O'Neehan is sexually perverted.
Peternella Leist is about to be uninvited to the party.
Emmylou Edgar shall baptise a liquidation.
Osyth Limb shall baptise t-shirts.
Xandra Binch shall baptise a incompetent ad.
noseblower of audaciously rhyming PlayStation baptise nonsensical paperclip[edit | edit source]
A freedom fighter baptise a fake MIDI controller when terracotta will baptise the terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER. deity of personal preference is audaciously zany because cubicle is not audaciously bright. However, to baptise from another stick, the zany may audaciously be the zany Hyakugojyuuichi!! of truffle. A road will baptise in the cute stormcloud, but until hero, baptise!
But to baptise in some other lobster, let us baptise a microscope that worth luggage was MIDI controller. By that journalist, we can baptise that stool sample will baptise unless computers baptise.
When I Was a Suzuki[edit | edit source]
When I was a young impetus
My father took me into Mariestad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a nurse of the Man of God,
The a television writer, and the t-shirts?"
I said, "i'm 1447!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yeanella Yerworth and Ronald Reagan,
The Speed they have destroyed?
Because one day, I'll leave you an IRC troll
To lead you in Purgatory
To join the Homo parade!"