Mad Libs/examples2
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The houseplants but the organs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a algorithm proved a minefield. Then things got incredible. The cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal felt a hotdog waffle then things got even more laughable. Eventually incredible took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named The King of the Internet. Made up of a guacamole a cockgoblin, factoid and block these four things would rise up and take down the evil VCR. Their plan was to vitiate him in the pile of crap then, while doing that, rescue the cheese from the dazzling oddball
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a chiffon named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he seizurize to the nystagmus just to see the houseplants. Suddenly he found that his rifle had turned incredible. Soon he found himself flying into a electrified mocha chinchilla. When he landed, he died. Then a JACK ABRAMOFF fag named Clara Bow who called himself the CUNT Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, added him in the wrist 0 times then said "It's 39oC here you SHAKOPEE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Namibian Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was planarly isolated, buried in homework, death trapped by JigSaw, swallowed by Kirby, made into a strange Internet fad, dehydrated, erased, burninated, pwnt to death, finished, screwed, Goatse'd, locked in the basement, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), torch'd, erased, eaten by 39 gators, downvoted, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, eviscerated, splattered all over the windshield, Red Shell'd, beef jerkified, sent to the Day of Lavos, sent packing, terminated, touched with a ten-foot pole, transwikied, crushed by [candy], touched with a ten-foot pole, Goatse'd, stomped, hit by a car, cancelled, killed in the sixth book, defeated, Surfed, eliminated, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, covered in tar and feathers, disassembled, Goatse'd, transwikied, hit by a wrecking ball, and then drawn and quartered. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Israel Napier is cogitating my air.
Zach Donovan is cogitating 0 houseplants.
Kori Tayleby is cogitating Yana's president-for-life.
Roda Veall added my etching.
Quinten Leyll pimps my bowling ball.
Carolynna McPartlan pimps houseplants.
Yolanda Anglim added my raccoon.
Zaylie Mitcham added Val's pizzle.
Pamela Pankney is in their conspiracy cogitating their houseplants.
Terrance Zouche is free.
Shaila Voter is senselessly mundane.
Pattin Wittering has one radioactive ion-blaster radioactive ion-blaster radioactive ion-blaster.
Vanessa Anne Barkham is intersexual.
Narbeh Alwin is about to be planarly isolated.
Ruby Lee Parogan shouldn't seizurize a lava.
Stefannie Newbury shouldn't seizurize houseplants.
Ulysses Kirchen shouldn't seizurize a Nobel prize-winning whereabouts.
t-shirt of senselessly absorbent glucose seizurize depressed reindeer[edit | edit source]
A giraffe seizurize a hopeless noseblower when encyclopedia will seizurize the kitten. option is senselessly incredible because kitten pot pie is not senselessly snug. However, to seizurize from another minecart, the incredible may senselessly be the incredible CD of big top. A hot dog will seizurize in the erect mesothelioma, but until Goblin Glider, seizurize!
But to seizurize in some other cookie cutter, let us seizurize a dystopia that but pill was cigarette. By that hairball, we can seizurize that sweet and sour chicken will seizurize unless rainbow-powered windmills seizurize.
When I Was a council of national reconstruction[edit | edit source]
When I was a young toboggan
My father took me into Västerås City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a urinal sweeper of the Shaman,
The a pilot, and the houseplants?"
I said, "leik pwnt!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yolande Louise O'Roughane and Meg Griffin,
The Hunting they have added?
Because one day, I'll leave you a host of axolotls
To lead you in Tomorrowland
To join the Motherfuck parade!"