Mad Libs/examples2
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The crania till the blenders[edit | edit source]
It all started when a stampede humped a toboggan. Then things got cheap. The zipper ASPLODEd a pea soup then things got even more folksy. Eventually cheap took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Stephen Sondheim. Made up of a swimsuit a kitten chow mein, nystagmus and Green Lantern ring these four things would rise up and take down the evil exit sign. Their plan was to cruise him in the riddle then, while doing that, rescue the bazooka from the vulgar xylem
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a chisel named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he reason to the arcade just to see the crania. Suddenly he found that his cuddly toy had turned cheap. Soon he found himself flying into a asparagus. When he landed, he died. Then a POMMIE fag named Your Mom who called himself the SCUMBAG Macbeth, owned him in the uterus 0 times then said "It's 86oF here you FUCKER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Panamanian Hillary Clinton was screwed, eaten by a Grue, drownded, gutted, capped, scammed, Ice Beamed, hexed, nuked, crushed by Tetrominoes, transwikied, killed half-to-death twice, suffocated in your farts, owned, given the toxic marshmallow, vandalized, kicked to the curb, disembowelled, defeated, voted off the island, cheated on, crushed by Tetrominoes, reverted, hit by a wrecking ball, sent to sleep with the fishes, SHOT, splattered all over the windshield, left behind while the world was ending, skewer'd, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, stomped, dipped in acid, wasted by a big green semi truck, dissected, erased, trapped without food or drink, executed by snu-snu, locked in the basement, disassembled, Bob-omb'd, eaten by 86 gators, given drain bamage, dissected, thwacked over the head with a broom, and then banned from the internet. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Millie Quidington is pandering my driptray.
Khristyn Liffey is pandering 0 crania.
Mittie Quincey is pandering Clinton's aeroplane.
Wellesley Rudden owned my Republican.
Vesta Tarrington earns my Suzuki.
Rosalia Julyan earns crania.
Xavier Quynn owned my dyslexia.
Genevieve Nielson owned Ariel's ooze.
Britney Inghang is in their home theater system pandering their crania.
Bevvy Whinchcombe is bloody.
Yvonne Cullingworth is internationally peculiar.
Xanthia Starke has one deadly rough quantum-glue gun deadly rough quantum-glue gun deadly rough quantum-glue gun.
Aneeta Joliffe is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Doretta Wake is about to be screwed.
Rollo Zender would reason a swimming pool.
Kenley Eatwell would reason crania.
Cyrnin Kilgannon would reason a malevolent juice.
treetop of internationally glycerin devaporiser reason bare sparkle sprayer[edit | edit source]
A LSD reason a boring lubricant when Texas toast will reason the booby. blasphemy is internationally cheap because Xbox is not internationally Pastafarian. However, to reason from another sock, the cheap may internationally be the cheap snake of amv. A alcohol will reason in the snug mammary gland, but until gas tank, reason!
But to reason in some other lobby, let us reason a meep that till slightly-below-average man was cartoon. By that mouth, we can reason that quetzal will reason unless electrons reason.
When I Was a skull[edit | edit source]
When I was a young hero
My father took me into Enköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a poopsmith of the Prophet,
The a barber, and the crania?"
I said, "lol"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Delmar Loiterton and This Guy,
The Staff Skill they have owned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Darkhound
To lead you on Big Thunder Mountain
To join the Fuck parade!"