Mad Libs/examples2
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The moccasins save the staplers[edit | edit source]
It all started when a castle deliberated a oil. Then things got charming. The Turing machine felt a riddle then things got even more eerie. Eventually charming took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Peyton Manning. Made up of a marshmallow a nostril, beans and Mazda these four things would rise up and take down the evil candy. Their plan was to devour him in the quickloader then, while doing that, rescue the homology from the luminous sockpuppet
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a rock named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he exterminate to the blocked user just to see the moccasins. Suddenly he found that his kitten piccata had turned charming. Soon he found himself flying into a hose. When he landed, he died. Then a PORCH MONKEY fag named Khan Noonien Singh who called himself the BULLSHIT Dave Chapelle, absolved him in the skull 0 times then said "It's 35oC here you PISS ARTIST!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Panamanian Fatty Arbuckle was banned from the internet, Death Note'd, Bob-omb'd, deep-fried, crapped on, executed by snu-snu, screwed, swallowed by Kirby, torch'd, QVFD'd, regurgitated, VFD'd, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, annihilated, made into a strange Internet fad, fired, laid to rest, tasered for 0 minutes straight, raped and killed, huffed, rickroll'd, caught in a landslide, sacrificed by the Aztecs, eliminated, mowed, tried as a witch, QVFD'd, flattened by a falling piano, Game Over'd, pushed off the Empire State Building, sniped, Bankrupted, excluded from the future, pwnt to death, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", sliced by a falling icicle, eviscerated, framed, Blue Screen of Death'd, BALEETED, ninja'd, Candy Crushed ™, gutted, and then tackled. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Georgiana Goodwood is destroying my featherbed.
Nollie MacQuey is destroying 0 moccasins.
Elliott Zouche is destroying Charlotte Elizabeth's lemming.
Ursuline Glennon absolved my potato masher.
Gordie Flackwell plagiarizes my indefinite block.
Tomas Cantington plagiarizes moccasins.
Frey Garthon absolved my giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone.
Yuakethia Kessidy absolved Dannielynn's LSD.
Vessa O'Smollan is in their governor destroying their moccasins.
Eldrich Yeaxlee is putrefying.
Caylah-Ann Unthanke is totally barbarous.
Stedman Mytton has one flaming exploding double-ultra super megaquantum-rocket-launcher flaming exploding double-ultra super megaquantum-rocket-launcher flaming exploding double-ultra super megaquantum-rocket-launcher.
Terese Adwart is homosexual.
Nanncie Ingram is about to be banned from the internet.
Frank Rowing couldn't exterminate a brand.
Young Vanner couldn't exterminate moccasins.
Bertine Yeo couldn't exterminate a boring cliff.
lipmusic of totally shaky tong exterminate emancipated nuclear reactor[edit | edit source]
A plastic exterminate a sacrificed Mitsubishi when egg will exterminate the Chevrolet. mad axe-murderer is totally charming because monster is not totally posh. However, to exterminate from another pie, the charming may totally be the charming plasma cannon of grue. A president-for-life will exterminate in the fat pool, but until bistro, exterminate!
But to exterminate in some other watermelon, let us exterminate a dogma that save automatic translator was insanity. By that monster, we can exterminate that excrement will exterminate unless serial blankers exterminate.
When I Was a Juffo-Wup[edit | edit source]
When I was a young plate
My father took me into Motala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a quarterback of the God,
The a maid, and the moccasins?"
I said, "STFU!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Phillis Muldowney and Angelina Jolie,
The Pizza-Eating Skills they have absolved?
Because one day, I'll leave you a brigade of Taahgaarxians
To lead you absolutely nowhere
To join the Bitch parade!"