Mad Libs/examples2
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The delicious pies against the electrons[edit | edit source]
It all started when a imitation fake vomit moccasinified a yellow submarine. Then things got red. The cancer swallowed a love then things got even more boorish. Eventually red took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Cher. Made up of a dot a question mark, VCR and crocodile these four things would rise up and take down the evil Subaru. Their plan was to fling him in the blocked user then, while doing that, rescue the animal from the flaccid person
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a ectoplasm named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he swim to the roundhouse kick just to see the delicious pies. Suddenly he found that his cod had turned red. Soon he found himself flying into a tadpole. When he landed, he died. Then a BLUMPKIN fag named Vince McMahon who called himself the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Hugo Chávez, absolved him in the pelvis 0 times then said "It's 76oC here you DOT HEAD!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Lebanese The Doctor was caught stepping on the red zone, caught stepping on the red zone, lightsaber'd, cancelled, sent packing, catapulted away, pwnt to death, crapped on, Eye Beam'd, deep-fried, hexed, Avada Kedavra'd, thwomped, checkmated, kicked to the curb, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, downvoted, terminated, told to sit in the corner of a round room, decimated, Rick Roll'd, stung by mosquitoes, Flamethrower'd, VFD'd, owned, hexed, hit by a Care Bear Stare, Bob-omb'd, sliced by a falling icicle, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", dehydrated, zapped by infrared radiation, suffocated, wasted by a big green semi truck, suffocated, axed, given a sex change, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, unresurrected, beef jerkified, incinerated, disintegrated, put in the dishwasher, suffocated, and then feasted on Thanksgiving. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Jocelyn Clare Viniter is sanctifying my oxygen.
Chenault Illingworth is sanctifying 0 delicious pies.
Dustin Pells is sanctifying Dob's cauldron.
Xaviera Shepherd absolved my God.
Els Emmerton cures my server.
Philander Zala cures delicious pies.
India Hume absolved my liquid goo.
Neelima Skew absolved Cicely's nitrogen.
Laurintania Danscombe is in their suicidal lemming sanctifying their delicious pies.
Hally Uriell is no-frills.
Yasmin Upstone is rabidly slimy.
Tex Pemment has one freezing biological light ninja-crossbow freezing biological light ninja-crossbow freezing biological light ninja-crossbow.
Carolee Lyness is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Quintilian De Prendergast is about to be caught stepping on the red zone.
Kenleigh Quernley shouldn't swim a vortex.
Harriet Guissane shouldn't swim delicious pies.
Jerry Englington shouldn't swim a sexy algorithm.
needle of rabidly crazed card game swim fat memo[edit | edit source]
A suicide bomber swim a unsophisticated mountain when sheep will swim the booby. Aspergers is rabidly red because Pontiac is not rabidly rude. However, to swim from another ad, the red may rabidly be the red fanfic of bomb. A vandalism will swim in the foreign polyethylene, but until bridge, swim!
But to swim in some other mycobacterium, let us swim a keyboard that against sheep was rope. By that disaster, we can swim that spork will swim unless stool samples swim.
When I Was a sceptre[edit | edit source]
When I was a young cod
My father took me into Karlstad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a n00b of the God,
The a spaceman, and the delicious pies?"
I said, "1227!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yorke Eedy and Kyle Broflovski,
The Woodcutting they have absolved?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Nefane
To lead you at Disneyland
To join the Homo parade!"