Mad Libs/examples2
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The sticks amidst the hotels[edit | edit source]
It all started when a virus ASPLODEd a steak dinner. Then things got melodramatic. The mongoose sanctified a snowflake then things got even more Pastafarian. Eventually melodramatic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Dave Chapelle. Made up of a hadron a bottle, devaporiser and stool sample these four things would rise up and take down the evil statue. Their plan was to die him in the PINGA then, while doing that, rescue the terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER
from the artificial vertigo
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a automatic translator named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he revolve to the neverland just to see the sticks. Suddenly he found that his watermelon had turned melodramatic. Soon he found himself flying into a hotel. When he landed, he died. Then a DICKHEAD fag named John Kerry who called himself the SMEG Kevin Federline, constructed him in the eyeball 0 times then said "It's 59oC here you HADJI!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Samoan Osama bin Laden was fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, killed by your own Green Shell, nuked, fired by your boss, granted 72 virgins by Allah, drownded, Blue Shell'd, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, overthrown, put in the dishwasher, flushed down, down, down, crushed by [candy], removed from the game, Red Shell'd, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, laid to rest, infiniban'd, feasted on Thanksgiving, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, given a sex change, axed, caught in a temporal paradox, finished, possessed, pwnt to death, killed half-to-death twice, fired by your boss, SNAFU'd, tarred and feathered, assassinated, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, Game Over'd, killed half-to-death twice, feasted on Thanksgiving, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, yoinked, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, crushed by [Santa], transfigured, splattered all over the windshield, mowed, pwnt, obliterated, and then finished. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Deloyce Mullowny is bamboozling my prostate.
Ophra Finworth is bamboozling 0 sticks.
Suzi Foxwhelp is bamboozling Delphine's mountain.
Urban Weatherall constructed my giraffe.
Fidela Prowney wriggles my minecart.
Zacky Yanworth wriggles sticks.
Blaire Fisk constructed my treetop.
Sheree O'Toner constructed Gisela's love.
Anthony Redwell is in their homology bamboozling their sticks.
Quinn Michael Feddutt is shitty.
Ciby Nevell is suitably morbid.
Finnigan Vady has one paralyzing indestructible prototype rifle paralyzing indestructible prototype rifle paralyzing indestructible prototype rifle.
Quinby Elsden-rolfe is intersexual.
Wayland Skeoch is about to be fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed.
Zackes Monck will revolve a Geiger counter.
Marella Herne will revolve sticks.
Ceporah Vout will revolve a glycerin council of national reconstruction.
sea bass of suitably revolting homotopy revolve obscene glue[edit | edit source]
A chump revolve a sumptuous reverse osmosis when lockpick will revolve the LSD. factoid is suitably melodramatic because huffed page is not suitably fervent. However, to revolve from another dead flounder, the melodramatic may suitably be the melodramatic feng shui of claptrap. A camera will revolve in the heterosexual plasma cannon, but until fritter, revolve!
But to revolve in some other salad fork, let us revolve a domino that amidst guillotine was pedophile. By that cheese, we can revolve that dog will revolve unless Uncyclopedians revolve.
When I Was a able-bodied spiderman gimp train[edit | edit source]
When I was a young automobile
My father took me into Mora City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a coach of the God,
The a quarterback, and the sticks?"
I said, "FGSFDS lolololololololol"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Annalise Usher and Barack Obama,
The Agility they have constructed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Virindi
To lead you elsewhere
To join the Bum fuck parade!"