Mad Libs/examples2
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The home theater systems astride the hotels[edit | edit source]
It all started when a lithium baked a document. Then things got dazzling. The Wii humped a factoid then things got even more sizable. Eventually dazzling took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hugh Hefner. Made up of a keyboard a deity of personal preference, hotdog waffle and zipper these four things would rise up and take down the evil dongle. Their plan was to delay him in the waffle then, while doing that, rescue the cellulite from the cartilage alcohol
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a monkey named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he text to the limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi just to see the home theater systems. Suddenly he found that his newspaper had turned dazzling. Soon he found himself flying into a truffle. When he landed, he died. Then a BANGKOK fag named Homestar Runner who called himself the LOLCAT Arnold Schwarzenegger, analyzed him in the urethra 0 times then said "It's 31oC here you CAMEL JOCKEY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Albanian DWIII was lol'd, killed by your own Green Shell, checkmated, Red Shell'd, chainsaw'd, tarred and feathered, axed, votekicked, given a sex change, stomped, vandalized, ambushed by 0 n00bs, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, totally freakin' pwn'd, annihilated, feasted on Thanksgiving, SolarBeamed, lightsaber'd, retired, transfigured, bought for a dollar, Death Note'd, kicked into next week, forced to eat shit, suffocated in your farts, scammed, feasted on Thanksgiving, found out, caught in a tidal wave, banned for 24 days, zapped by infrared radiation, sent to sleep with the fishes, Rick Roll'd, sprayed with pesticides, SNAFU'd, disassembled, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, touched with a ten-foot pole, covered in tar and feathers, planarly isolated, timeshifted to Sept. 31, disassembled, crushed by [Santa], AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, and then yoinked. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Marget Quarington is mystifying my daffodil.
Zach Bulkeley is mystifying 0 home theater systems.
Elisha Dunkley is mystifying Xene's llama.
Dayner Goddard analyzed my rabbit.
Verlin Nicholl navigates my bollocks.
Larhonda Postle navigates home theater systems.
Ursula Ebrington analyzed my oil spill.
Israel Crowfoot analyzed Annie's fanfic.
Glody Stethney is in their bathing ape mystifying their home theater systems.
Xena Howman is educated.
Ursuline Easter is virtually on the ball.
Ursuline Jarney has one radioactive rocket-propelled ion-blaster radioactive rocket-propelled ion-blaster radioactive rocket-propelled ion-blaster.
Vel Walshe is bisexual.
Caryl Stace is about to be lol'd.
Zareen Ambridge might not text a helm.
Yonina Yeswell might not text home theater systems.
Lavetta Auscombe might not text a emo ice skate.
houseplant of virtually absorbent pea soup text unnatural tube[edit | edit source]
A banana text a inept barn when bomb will text the exhaust pipe. indefinite block is virtually dazzling because smelly pair of socks is not virtually nonsensical. However, to text from another pie, the dazzling may virtually be the dazzling anger of council of national reconstruction. A peacock will text in the hideous bank robbery, but until rocket, text!
But to text in some other alfalfa, let us text a ostrich egg that astride clitoris was ad. By that contradiction, we can text that pear will text unless archangels text.
When I Was a bridge[edit | edit source]
When I was a young gasoline
My father took me into Kalmar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the an actor of the Fairy,
The a gynecologist, and the home theater systems?"
I said, "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Howe Kirke and Hillary Clinton,
The Ice Resistance they have analyzed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Charged Creeper
To lead you on Planet Hollywood
To join the Goddamn parade!"