Mad Libs/examples2
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The cows except the memos[edit | edit source]
It all started when a ribaldry admonished a wiki. Then things got dark. The lawnmower advocated a fnord then things got even more transparent. Eventually dark took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bizzeebeever. Made up of a feces a ectoplasm, dystopia and cigarette these four things would rise up and take down the evil league. Their plan was to hear him in the ice skate then, while doing that, rescue the tire from the poopy operating system
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a cellphone named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he castrate to the hose just to see the cows. Suddenly he found that his clavichord had turned dark. Soon he found himself flying into a icicle. When he landed, he died. Then a MOTHERFUCKER fag named Jerry Jackson who called himself the CRACKER Tom Cruise, ASPLODEd him in the duodenum 0 times then said "It's 69oC here you GOD DAMN!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Kyrgyz Scooter Libby was Rick Roll'd, uninvited to the party, wasted by a big green semi truck, turned off, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, vandalized, sold for scrap metal, petrified, death trapped by JigSaw, drawn and quartered, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, bombed by terrorists, gutted, farted on for 0 centuries, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, given a sex change, drownded, put in the dryer, sent packing, crucified, sacrificed by the Aztecs, converted to Scientology, voted off the island, condemned, Green Shell'd, sued by Viacom, rickroll'd, caught stepping on the red zone, SNAFU'd, BENSONATED, SHOT, screwed, Nerf'd, Bob-omb'd, QVFD'd, ambushed by 0 n00bs, caught in a temporal paradox, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, hit by a car, tasered for 0 minutes straight, fired, sliced by a falling icicle, recycled, Flamethrower'd, and then forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!". The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Odele O'Cormack is sanctifying my llama.
Bernete O'Nonane is sanctifying 0 cows.
Estelle Kittle is sanctifying Yeanella's stormcloud.
Odell Torfry ASPLODEd my serial blanker.
Brian Nasebie earns my nystagmus.
Zayne Lyall earns cows.
Leyton Torrance ASPLODEd my jelly.
Galentine Brycott ASPLODEd Tylene's anger.
Ingrid Passingham is in their amplifier sanctifying their cows.
Evelina Quirie is straight.
Talen Udall is poorly wobbly.
Ardelia Jefferies has one freezing ion-musket freezing ion-musket freezing ion-musket.
Betti Recraft is a paedophile.
Aimee O'Melican is about to be Rick Roll'd.
Zaguirre Vidler will castrate a barn.
Odelyn Instone will castrate cows.
Rube Unthanke will castrate a abnormal crab cake.
coffee of poorly puzzling gasoline castrate contagious cheese[edit | edit source]
A electron castrate a alarming yellow submarine when fountain will castrate the earlobe. brick wall is poorly dark because stampede is not poorly huge. However, to castrate from another watermelon, the dark may poorly be the dark Xbox of autobiography. A Swiss cheese will castrate in the sensual algorithm, but until cauldron, castrate!
But to castrate in some other air, let us castrate a block that except quetzal was pea soup. By that poodle, we can castrate that bottle will castrate unless jeanss castrate.
When I Was a asparagus[edit | edit source]
When I was a young madman
My father took me into Hallstahammar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a nurse of the Bishop,
The a n00b, and the cows?"
I said, "1447!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Margaux Vygus and John Kerry,
The Evasion they have ASPLODEd?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Mul
To lead you in the Future
To join the Cunt parade!"