Mad Libs/examples2

artificial sock/flan3

Important: If you burn less than 11% satisfied with this fiasco, you may be ugly for a Nobel prize-winning pencil.

The blenders out the skulls

It all started when a dictator assassinated a fork. Then things got artificial. The squid proved a osteoporosis then things got even more pyrrhic. Eventually artificial took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Elvis Presley. Made up of a freedom fighter a sonk, teabag and oil these four things would rise up and take down the evil chisel. Their plan was to masturbate him in the monorail then, while doing that, rescue the airplane from the tacky boar

Flying Scots

There was once a pile of crap named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he employ to the mongoose just to see the blenders. Suddenly he found that his etching had turned artificial. Soon he found himself flying into a sock. When he landed, he died. Then a DICK IN A BOX fag named Chuck Norris who called himself the BUGGER Hugo Chávez, advocated him in the vagina 0 times then said "It's 84^oC here you ASSFACE!"

death

One day Eritrean Barney the Dinosaur was assassinated, incinerated, abducted, bought for a dollar, burninated, possessed, axed, electrocuted by 0 Grues, extinguished, Final Smash'd, End Task'd, turned off, huffed, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, Green Shell'd, strangled by Homer, sliced by a falling icicle, eradicated, farted on for 0 centuries, vindicated, stoned, burninated, suffocated, Eye Beam'd, drownded, and set to hang with Saddam Hussein!, Blue Screen of Death'd, bought for a dollar, sniped, 20-hit combo'd, tackled, beef jerkified, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, stomped, compressed into a single point, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, told to sit in the corner of a round room, and electric chair'd!, Ice Beamed, sent to sleep with the fishes, sold for scrap metal, hit by a Care Bear Stare, SHOT, found out, cancelled, disembowelled, and then caught stepping on the red zone. The End.

people

Brigida Kelleher is feasting my slightly-below-average man.

Cari Elderwell is feasting 0 blenders.

Eliott Elliott is feasting Khrystin's abba.

Nichole Kennion advocated my jelly.

Iesha Simington backs up my Honda.

Grahame Zuttah backs up blenders.

Heyer Yarr advocated my cliff.

Xenia Dalyell advocated Quinby's gymnasium.

Rick Zabel is in their arctangent feasting their blenders.

Vere Karswell is XTREME.

Kandyse Pywell is ruggedly hairy.

Uma Inglebys has one poisonous indestructible minigun poisonous indestructible minigun poisonous indestructible minigun.

Royce Goodrick is suffering from an oedipus complex.

Genni Eastgate is about to be assassinated.

Zaguirre Hollingworth should employ a Honda.

Cat Vesey should employ blenders.

Niles Rowson should employ a mysterious gasoline.

alpaca sandwich of ruggedly congruent homology employ raging loser

A Uncyclopedian employ a unnatural glass orb when zombie will employ the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. fluff and stuff is ruggedly artificial because diet coke is not ruggedly defensive. However, to employ from another question mark, the artificial may ruggedly be the artificial codswallop of dystopia. A administrator will employ in the Nobel prize-winning mandate, but until couch potato, employ!

But to employ in some other mug, let us employ a station wagon that out camera was period. By that tank, we can employ that Volvo will employ unless flatulences employ.

When I Was a hub cap

When I was a young sysadmin

My father took me into Oskarshamn City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a cameraman of the Wizard,

The a sound tecnician, and the blenders?"

I said, "furfag."

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Waddell Domgoole and Elton John,

The Muscle they have advocated?

Because one day, I'll leave you Jehovah

To lead you at the Indian ghost reservation

To join the Cockmongler parade!"

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