Mad Libs/examples2
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The pens since the white boys[edit | edit source]
It all started when a madman pandered a age. Then things got buffoon-like. The bestiality quantified a needle then things got even more naked. Eventually buffoon-like took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Mao Zedong. Made up of a helm a danish, huffed kitten and tube these four things would rise up and take down the evil glue. Their plan was to feast him in the person with a shotgun then, while doing that, rescue the death plane from the rigid rope
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a blocking policy named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he moccasinify to the random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets just to see the pens. Suddenly he found that his sceptre had turned buffoon-like. Soon he found himself flying into a cellphone. When he landed, he died. Then a BOYCOTT VIACOM! fag named Captain Obvious who called himself the DILDO King Boo, cured him in the tail 0 times then said "It's 56oF here you ASSHAT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Swedish Sephiroth was disembowelled, thrown off a cliff, caught stepping on the red zone, Goatse'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, transfigured, Eye Beam'd, devoured by crocodiles, popped, buried in homework, extinguished, tasered for 0 minutes straight, votekicked, suffocated, Aeroblasted, disassembled, sliced by a falling icicle, rickroll'd, thwomped, smothered, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", derailed, deported, touched with a ten-foot pole, annihilated, put in the dishwasher, Fucking Killed™, sent packing, drawn and quartered, popped, Surfed, vandalized, sworded, Fucking Killed™, forced to eat shit, outsmarted by a 5th grader, WOODBURNINATED , de1337ed, poned by a bade speeler, outsmarted by a 5th grader, infected with a computer virus, BALEETED, smothered, eaten by an Eli, and then dehydrated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Novo Tofield is feeling my able-bodied spiderman gimp train.
Holyss Loran is feeling 0 pens.
Ignatius Quarington is feeling Meloa's gun.
LaTivia Littlejohn cured my advert.
Tab Allcock asks my glass orb.
Kano Chisholm asks pens.
Verona Tammas cured my leash.
Irving Akeman cured Iggie's DJ.
Elvia Zabel is in their bistro feeling their pens.
Taylah Ansney is round.
Gerkin Vegwell is obnoxiously sexy.
Emily Susan Luby has one freezing biological double-ultra super megacrossbow freezing biological double-ultra super megacrossbow freezing biological double-ultra super megacrossbow.
Telma Isham is bisexual.
Hunt Zuttah is about to be disembowelled.
Ness Killpatrick can't moccasinify a hairball.
Xandra Lindsay can't moccasinify pens.
Ivaylo MacCalden can't moccasinify a colossal factoid.
bottle of obnoxiously sheer search engine moccasinify emaciated amplifier[edit | edit source]
A exhaust pipe moccasinify a ineffective whip when juice will moccasinify the mad axe-murderer. arc welder is obnoxiously buffoon-like because number is not obnoxiously dark. However, to moccasinify from another pool, the buffoon-like may obnoxiously be the buffoon-like tuxedo of answer. A toboggan will moccasinify in the revolting possibility, but until fissile uranium, moccasinify!
But to moccasinify in some other tempest, let us moccasinify a lentil soup that since tube was balloon. By that tube, we can moccasinify that Democrat will moccasinify unless bombs moccasinify.
When I Was a rake[edit | edit source]
When I was a young home theater system
My father took me into Jönköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a judge of the Fairy,
The a mailman, and the pens?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Netty Fretwell and Kermit the Frog,
The Moxie they have cured?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Bandersnatch
To lead you in Castle Greyskull
To join the Cockmongler parade!"