Mad Libs/examples2
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The oysters to the miscellaneous dead things[edit | edit source]
It all started when a Republican wrote a ice skate. Then things got emancipated. The impetus absorbed a fistula then things got even more posh. Eventually emancipated took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Stewie Griffin. Made up of a card game a funeral, claptrap and period these four things would rise up and take down the evil Aspergers. Their plan was to whack him in the Sparta then, while doing that, rescue the bimbo from the heterosexual kitten pot pie
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a treetop named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he advocate to the cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal just to see the oysters. Suddenly he found that his cockgoblin had turned emancipated. Soon he found himself flying into a nostril. When he landed, he died. Then a JAP fag named Spongebob Squarepants who called himself the HELL Mao Zedong, rewarded him in the pupil 0 times then said "It's 10oF here you WIKIPEDIA!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day English Slobodan Milošević was compressed into a single point, cheated on, huffed, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, Nerf'd, hit by a Care Bear Stare, banned for 24 days, bombed, caught in a tidal wave, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, laid to rest, BALEETED, converted to Scientology, ZONKED, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, deleted, End Task'd, eradicated, sprayed with pesticides, caught in a tidal wave, smothered, condemned, fragged, sworded, deep-fried, deleted, kicked into next week, finished, crushed by Tetrominoes, shanked, trapped under a glass dome, sent packing, and turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better)!, sniped, lightsaber'd, framed, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, touched with a ten-foot pole, death trapped by JigSaw, curbstomped, Final Smash'd, 999'd in the upside-down world, turned into a brony, sent to the Day of Lavos, strangled by Homer, locked in the basement, and then laid to rest. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Feltin Birwell is maturing my escape pod.
Norbert Ralston is maturing 0 oysters.
Isadore Bones is maturing Britany's US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet.
Shaila Minnis rewarded my rainbow-powered windmill.
Yuhua Charlish attempts my octopus.
Gema Jacka attempts oysters.
Proctor Ilingworth rewarded my cellulite.
Undine Ickford rewarded Khrysten's Mitsubishi.
Suzane Eves is in their mountain maturing their oysters.
Wainwright Kirkpatrick is foreign.
Xanthia McCaba is ruthlessly universal.
Ericka Feddlethwaite has one radioactive photon-glue gun radioactive photon-glue gun radioactive photon-glue gun.
Tereasa O'Riordane is suffering from WANK Tourette's.
Ulysses Yearsley is about to be compressed into a single point.
Hillyer Tolling shall advocate a babboon butt.
Pris Whiskard shall advocate oysters.
Zola Joblin shall advocate a lazy sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack.
bachelor of ruthlessly clammy Mitsubishi advocate emo high-powered laser rifle[edit | edit source]
A Republican advocate a doubtful block evading sockpuppet when gasoline will advocate the devaporiser. archangel is ruthlessly emancipated because hot dog is not ruthlessly bulbous. However, to advocate from another bachelor, the emancipated may ruthlessly be the emancipated random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack of flap. A diet coke will advocate in the raging DJ, but until bazooka, advocate!
But to advocate in some other codswallop, let us advocate a imitation fake vomit that to babboon butt was engraving. By that Hyakugojyuuichi!!, we can advocate that autobiography will advocate unless lenss advocate.
When I Was a penis[edit | edit source]
When I was a young bingo
My father took me into Karlskoga City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a pornstar of the Pixie,
The a mailwoman, and the oysters?"
I said, "lmao"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Kathlena Hedgicombe and Lech Wałęsa,
The Cuteness they have rewarded?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Bugbear
To lead you on Pluto
To join the Shit parade!"