Mad Libs/examples2
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The fissile uranium samples after the brooms[edit | edit source]
It all started when a snowflake optimised a broom. Then things got rhythmic. The boardwalk swallowed a roundhouse kick then things got even more loyal. Eventually rhythmic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sterling Morton. Made up of a Democrat a chisel, sarcoma and oven these four things would rise up and take down the evil hero. Their plan was to geld him in the curry then, while doing that, rescue the stool sample from the cute Democrat
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a lollipop named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he murder to the spoon just to see the fissile uranium samples. Suddenly he found that his guitar had turned rhythmic. Soon he found himself flying into a apple sauce. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKWIT fag named Donald Trump who called himself the GO HOME AND DIE Colin Powell, navigated him in the appendix 0 times then said "It's 98oC here you BITCH!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Irish Jacques Derrida was cheated on, Bob-omb'd, VFD'd, farted on for 0 centuries, killed by your own Green Shell, sent to Pluto, BALEETED, made into a strange Internet fad, Nerf'd, transfigured, beef jerkified, electrocuted by 0 Grues, terminated, Death Note'd, huffed, sent to the Day of Lavos, granted 72 virgins by Allah, torn apart, put in the dishwasher, sent to detention, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, Fucking Killed™, sent to the Day of Lavos, put in the dishwasher, bombed by terrorists, chainsaw'd, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, trapped under a glass dome, Eye Beam'd, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, de1337ed, sniped, cancelled, planarly isolated, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, terminated, extinguished, deleted, drownded, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, eradicated, abducted, swallowed by Kirby, and then vindicated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Nick Gerard Stubbins is modelling my quickloader.
Quintin Mintey is modelling 0 fissile uranium samples.
Francie Vaughn is modelling Jennifer Margaret's Texas toast.
Ptolemy McCoogan navigated my cowboy.
Dewey Isitt navigates my whip.
Xenia Hannavan navigates fissile uranium samples.
Quelton Jarvis navigated my penis.
Tommie Emmings navigated Emmitt's cellphone.
Zach Zuttah is in their xylophone modelling their fissile uranium samples.
Nicole Jayne Zabel is shimmery.
Mannie Bunton is ruthlessly tacky.
Murphy Zouche has one useless electric pirate-revolver useless electric pirate-revolver useless electric pirate-revolver.
Paulie Windsor is a terrorist.
Paton Heyhow is about to be cheated on.
Nance Easty shall not murder a wiki.
Carrolynn O'Hagane shall not murder fissile uranium samples.
Zosimus Irdington shall not murder a poopy option.
impetus of ruthlessly dubious fnord murder idiotic shank[edit | edit source]
A neurotoxin murder a dark bowling ball when plasma cannon will murder the memo. pine cone is ruthlessly rhythmic because cowboy is not ruthlessly defenestratable. However, to murder from another pedophile, the rhythmic may ruthlessly be the rhythmic cowbell of rubber duck. A Cadillac will murder in the macabre rocket, but until feng shui, murder!
But to murder in some other Texas toast, let us murder a cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal that after bevel was rock. By that llama, we can murder that codswallop will murder unless candys murder.
When I Was a leaking roof[edit | edit source]
When I was a young mountain
My father took me into Piteå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a secretary of the Angel,
The a nurse, and the fissile uranium samples?"
I said, "i pwnd u lawl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Xerces Umney and Rob Liefeld,
The Cuteness they have navigated?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Abishai
To lead you on Pluto
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"