Mad Libs/examples2
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The teeth athwart the anvils[edit | edit source]
It all started when a rifle sniffed a hybrid engine. Then things got raging. The whip piloted a pear then things got even more artificial. Eventually raging took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Matt Groening. Made up of a temple a oxygen, potato and macaroon these four things would rise up and take down the evil mammary gland. Their plan was to orate him in the t-shirt then, while doing that, rescue the quickloader from the clammy PlayStation
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a dishrag named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he optimize to the devaporiser just to see the teeth. Suddenly he found that his Juffo-Wup had turned raging. Soon he found himself flying into a raccoon. When he landed, he died. Then a SHIT fag named Bad Motherfucker who called himself the BOOBS Vin Diesel, owned him in the pinky 0 times then said "It's 38oC here you DAMMIT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Chinese Stephen Hawking was dissected, 999'd in the upside-down world, crushed by [candy], vandalized, trapped under a glass dome, caught in a temporal paradox, buried alive, pushed off the Empire State Building, owned, annihilated, sent to Pluto, Flamethrower'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, End Task'd, dissected, cheated on, ZONKED, farted on for 0 centuries, condemned, granted 72 virgins by Allah, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, voted off the island, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", bombed by terrorists, Game Over'd, flushed down, down, down, Avada Kedavra'd, bombed by terrorists, deported, hit by a Care Bear Stare, Zidane'd, transwikied, told to sit in the corner of a round room, owned, devoured by crocodiles, sliced by a falling icicle, tackled, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, flushed down, down, down, given the toxic marshmallow, cancelled, 999'd in the upside-down world, kicked to the curb, and then forced to clear a minefield with a mallet. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Wallace Naulty is ablating my Subaru.
Vita Gainey is ablating 0 teeth.
Debbi Quinnelly is ablating Torrance's beach ball.
Conlen Adlin owned my ooze.
Garrod Mulhatton vomits my cream-filled donut.
Urban Gilbert vomits teeth.
Ursula Unsworth owned my glycerin.
Salina Jacobson owned Kammilla's station wagon.
Uranus Yonger is in their buffalo ablating their teeth.
Tippy Pluckrose is lithium.
Claudian O'Sullahan is riotously depressed.
Ursula Teheny has one radioactive double-ultra super megaphaser-raygun radioactive double-ultra super megaphaser-raygun radioactive double-ultra super megaphaser-raygun.
Doug Inwood is a terrorist.
Zebadiah De Umfraville is about to be dissected.
Zosimus Figwell can optimize a anchovies.
Ariana Hunniford can optimize teeth.
Reese Yescombe can optimize a demoralizing liquid goo.
ad of riotously Pastafarian potato masher optimize sacrificed Republican[edit | edit source]
A house optimize a ugly search engine when star will optimize the Swiss cheese. vector field is riotously raging because cowboy is not riotously Pastafarian. However, to optimize from another indefinite block, the raging may riotously be the raging block of fantasy. A Uncyclopedian will optimize in the intransigent asparagus, but until oil spill, optimize!
But to optimize in some other antibacterial, let us optimize a blocking policy that athwart plate was Zelda. By that bestiality, we can optimize that toboggan will optimize unless zebras optimize.
When I Was a dictator[edit | edit source]
When I was a young dime
My father took me into Jönköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a lawyer of the Angel,
The a sound tecnician, and the teeth?"
I said, "SAGE"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Cavanna Eve and Benito Mussolini,
The Intelligence they have owned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a bear holding a shark on wheels
To lead you in Heaven
To join the Cockmongler parade!"