Mad Libs/examples2
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The anvils given the mailboxes[edit | edit source]
It all started when a bluejay rewarded a automobile. Then things got fanatical. The prostate matured a Swiss cheese then things got even more bare. Eventually fanatical took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named The Doctor. Made up of a CD a Dunmer, Chuck Norris impersonator and General Tso's kitten these four things would rise up and take down the evil crystal. Their plan was to defibrillate him in the Pyrex then, while doing that, rescue the Geiger counter from the cheap jungle
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a verb named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he cogitate to the impetus just to see the anvils. Suddenly he found that his guru had turned fanatical. Soon he found himself flying into a racket. When he landed, he died. Then a GO COUNT YOUR DICK fag named Lech Wałęsa who called himself the BOYCOTT VIACOM! Sylvester Stallone, swallowed him in the stomach 0 times then said "It's 98oC here you PENIS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Croatian Garfield was moved to the bottom of the food chain, deep-fried, disassembled, bombed by terrorists, turned into a brony, nuked, vandalized, axed, pushed off the Empire State Building, Eye Beam'd, Fucking Killed™, put in the dishwasher, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, shipped to Mars, owned, caught stepping on the red zone, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, sent packing, Goatse'd, crushed by [Santa], crushed by [Santa], stoned, Game Over'd, fucked, forced to eat shit, turned off, condemned, wasted by a big green semi truck, tackled, compressed into a single point, vindicated, splattered all over the windshield, electric chair'd, huffed, possessed, tried as a witch, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, yoinked, hexed, devoured by crocodiles, imploded, transfigured, voted off the island, SolarBeamed, and then sent packing. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Kamina Bowen is programing my goose egg.
Yvonne Leveritt is programing 0 anvils.
Pam Killybegs is programing Ollie's pile of crap.
Sibyl Paswell swallowed my fluorescent light.
Tanya Ursula Foye blinks my pizzle.
Zoe Woolner blinks anvils.
Tamzin Freer swallowed my document.
Bobby Inchcape swallowed Garron's tire.
Edera Tuffy is in their Pokémon programing their anvils.
Dison Harmon is nail-biting.
Rosey Pothecary is apathetically mediocre.
Hadley Kilcran has one poisonous armour-piercing photon-grenade-launcher poisonous armour-piercing photon-grenade-launcher poisonous armour-piercing photon-grenade-launcher.
Ursuline Zouche is a racist.
Ondine Philip is about to be moved to the bottom of the food chain.
Unity Ilingworth will cogitate a REM.
Joan Eyre will cogitate anvils.
Ulysses Issac will cogitate a on edge petroglyph.
corndog of apathetically mediocre excrement cogitate infectious indefinite block[edit | edit source]
A caterer cogitate a rickety fantasy when nuclear reactor will cogitate the rape. disaster is apathetically fanatical because clitoris is not apathetically joyful. However, to cogitate from another crab cake, the fanatical may apathetically be the fanatical warning template of quote. A deity of personal preference will cogitate in the pimpalicious insanity, but until spoon, cogitate!
But to cogitate in some other flan, let us cogitate a tong that given fluorescent light was alfalfa. By that mesothelioma, we can cogitate that ax murderer will cogitate unless ducks cogitate.
When I Was a sarcoma[edit | edit source]
When I was a young mug
My father took me into Lysekil City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a mailman of the Bishop,
The a valkyrie, and the anvils?"
I said, "i pwnz u"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Nicola Yielding and Bart Simpson,
The Ice Resistance they have swallowed?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Uruk-hai
To lead you at Hogwarts
To join the Pussy parade!"