Mad Libs/examples2
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The bikinis through the home theater systems[edit | edit source]
It all started when a server deconstructed a ovary. Then things got transparent. The snowflake programmed a plague then things got even more malevolent. Eventually transparent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Dr. Robotnik. Made up of a clitoris a blocking policy, sonk and duck these four things would rise up and take down the evil age. Their plan was to balkanize him in the LSD then, while doing that, rescue the paper from the erect Gatsby
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a eel named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he mollify to the dolly just to see the bikinis. Suddenly he found that his blah had turned transparent. Soon he found himself flying into a shank. When he landed, he died. Then a LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS fag named Ronald Reagan who called himself the DICK Sylvester the Cat, advocated him in the left buttock 0 times then said "It's 39oC here you WANK!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Bulgarian Y was banned from the internet, lightning bolted, annihilated, Red Shell'd, vindicated, SolarBeamed, gutted, burninated, SHOT, electrocuted by 0 Grues, Zidane'd, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, defeated, caught in a temporal paradox, hit by a Care Bear Stare, ZONKED, banned from the internet, killed half-to-death twice, shipped to Mars, torch'd, stomped, dissected, derailed, timeshifted to Sept. 31, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, transwikied, SHOT, bombed by terrorists, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, electric chair'd, eaten by a Hibi, found out, Goatse'd, sworded, bombed by terrorists, drawn and quartered, gutted, put in the dishwasher, sacrificed by the Aztecs, crushed by Tetrominoes, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, transfigured, planarly isolated, fragged, and then Flamethrower'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Irving Haverthwaite is feasting my cellphone.
Angelica Gotherington is feasting 0 bikinis.
Urban Yockney is feasting Emmeline's cowbell.
Ellyn Esmonde advocated my madman.
Amellia Byron argues my bingo.
Arista Zender argues bikinis.
Eamon Landon advocated my guru.
Pol O'Shanahan advocated Bette-Anne's stampede.
Vel Nagle is in their memo feasting their bikinis.
Creight High is pugnacious.
Caryl Kinkead is mysteriously naked.
Anne Margaret Isleworth has one poisonous armour-piercing heavy phaser-pistol poisonous armour-piercing heavy phaser-pistol poisonous armour-piercing heavy phaser-pistol.
Laril Vady is suffering from MASTURBATION Tourette's.
Wilmer Villiers is about to be banned from the internet.
Gennie Riminell would mollify a furry.
Farly Varvill would mollify bikinis.
Teresa Faux would mollify a rude respiratory system.
Volkswagen of mysteriously alarming blasphemy mollify furry library[edit | edit source]
A VCR mollify a melodramatic ramen noodle when bildungsroman will mollify the orc. ox is mysteriously transparent because smelly pair of socks is not mysteriously booming. However, to mollify from another autobiography, the transparent may mysteriously be the transparent jungle of possibility. A igloo will mollify in the uptight corset, but until lubricant, mollify!
But to mollify in some other belt, let us mollify a riddle that through bazooka was fnurdle. By that hadron, we can mollify that advert will mollify unless sockpuppets mollify.
When I Was a cardboard box[edit | edit source]
When I was a young sceptre
My father took me into Skövde City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a booby cleaner of the Witch Doctor,
The a secretary, and the bikinis?"
I said, "OMFG!!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Vincentia Yoxon and Jennifer Lopez,
The Luck they have advocated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Naaman
To lead you on Mount Doom
To join the Pussy parade!"