Mad Libs/examples2

cute teabag/operating theater1

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The classified reasons across the bikinis

It all started when a dead flounder baptised a ocean. Then things got cute. The riddle proved a lemon then things got even more gay. Eventually cute took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Conan. Made up of a gun a liger, warning template and brand these four things would rise up and take down the evil neurotoxin. Their plan was to bake him in the loser then, while doing that, rescue the attorney from the dark sceptre

Flying Scots

There was once a journalist named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he acidify to the cabinet just to see the classified reasons. Suddenly he found that his flagella had turned cute. Soon he found himself flying into a nostalgia. When he landed, he died. Then a YOU WANKER fag named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart who called himself the MOTHERFUCKER Tony Soprano, deterred him in the mouth 0 times then said "It's 71^oC here you RUSKIE!"

death

One day Latvian Britney Spears was terminated, feasted on Thanksgiving, terminated, buried alive, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, Fucking Killed™, turned off, caught in a temporal paradox, skewer'd, farted on for 0 centuries, Bob-omb'd, rickroll'd, sacrificed by the Aztecs, screwed, compressed into a single point, disembowelled, Ice Beamed, stoned, sent packing, caught stepping on the red zone, spammed, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, sniped, electric chair'd, VFD'd, downvoted, finished, sent packing, caught in a landslide, spammed, strangled by Homer, killed in the sixth book, uninvited to the party, exterminated, and fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed!, Raigeki'd, framed, bombed by terrorists, BENSONATED, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, drawn and quartered, found out, and then Flamethrower'd. The End.

people

Wyrick Leverett is curing my vulva.

Janette Kirkcaldy is curing 0 classified reasons.

Yolande James is curing Zulema's temple.

Akasha Yorath deterred my couch.

Allis Berwell lolls my hose.

Zack Lawter lolls classified reasons.

Wilber Nares deterred my buffalo.

Mary Theresa O'Morroe deterred Unity's riverbank.

Holley Recraft is in their cardboard box curing their classified reasons.

Sheelagh Yallmer is crazed.

Thomas Davis Vicars is crazily opaque.

Ginnie Eddy has one useless armour-piercing shiny photon-pistol useless armour-piercing shiny photon-pistol useless armour-piercing shiny photon-pistol.

Quintin Popham is bisexual.

Florida O'Morroghow is about to be terminated.

Quinton Zonneveld shall not acidify a cellphone.

Eden Laburn shall not acidify classified reasons.

Fania Ireson shall not acidify a fanatical disaster.

bestiality of crazily lazy riverbank acidify huge claptrap

A tooth acidify a bad mannered claptrap when arcsine will acidify the Xbox. skull is crazily cute because airplane is not crazily contrived. However, to acidify from another band, the cute may crazily be the cute vortex of chromosome. A Cadillac will acidify in the emo glycerin, but until queen bee, acidify!

But to acidify in some other bat, let us acidify a lint that across chisel was operating system. By that octohedron, we can acidify that beans will acidify unless eebles acidify.

When I Was a kitten piccata

When I was a young blimp

My father took me into Luleå City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a nurse of the Warlock,

The an actor, and the classified reasons?"

I said, "WAT?"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Esmeralda Peregrine and Lech Wałęsa,

The Noob Resistance they have deterred?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Dry Bones

To lead you on Mount Rushmore

To join the Pussy parade!"

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