Mad Libs/examples2
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The anime girls amongst the kittens[edit | edit source]
It all started when a vandalism crystallised a sarcoma. Then things got absorbent. The fistula expelled a LSD then things got even more glycerin. Eventually absorbent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Cher. Made up of a brick a guacamole, band and wiki these four things would rise up and take down the evil deviant. Their plan was to dehydrate him in the Democrat then, while doing that, rescue the cartilage from the depressed hotdog waffle
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a clavichord named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he zap to the buddy just to see the anime girls. Suddenly he found that his prostitute had turned absorbent. Soon he found himself flying into a bistro. When he landed, he died. Then a FROG fag named Bono who called himself the POMMIE Natalie Portman, optimised him in the middle finger 0 times then said "It's 17oC here you SHITFACE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Canadian Queen Elizabeth II was scammed, incinerated, crucified, given the toxic marshmallow, compressed into a single point, splattered all over the windshield, and pissed on!, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, evicted, Fucking Killed™, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, drawn and quartered, trapped under a glass dome, lol'd, given drain bamage, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, poned by a bade speeler, Hadouken'd, chased by 0 pedestrians, bombed, obliterated, hit for 6, reverted, drawn and quartered, sworded, hit by a Care Bear Stare, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, BALEETED, SolarBeamed, death trapped by JigSaw, sniped, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, burninated, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, skewer'd, disembowelled, drownded, Aeroblasted, flattened by a falling piano, turned into a brony, rickroll'd, strangled by Homer, evicted, obliterated, and then slow-cooked in 100-degree weather. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Isa Liddington is legislating my operating system.
Wanda Nevoy is legislating 0 anime girls.
Kennady Villiers is legislating Helier's vandal.
Vallentina Inward optimised my house.
Rosamond Ladle affords my liger.
Toni Fensome affords anime girls.
Vitalian Zouche optimised my lowbrow.
Jessica Amanda Pountney optimised Hayley Anna's microwave.
Mellani Voyce is in their raccoon legislating their anime girls.
Glenn Biggins is barbarous.
Evan O'Reagane is starkly rotted.
Kern Wardale has one paralyzing stupidly overelaborate quantum-glue gun paralyzing stupidly overelaborate quantum-glue gun paralyzing stupidly overelaborate quantum-glue gun.
Lucile Auchnieve is bisexual.
Quentin Millings is about to be scammed.
Cabe Goodall wouldn't zap a tooth.
India Everall wouldn't zap anime girls.
Vesper Jester wouldn't zap a universal airplane.
lumberjack of starkly emo cliff zap unbalanced cliff[edit | edit source]
A fanfic zap a hairless pool table when rollerblade will zap the button. ten-foot pole is starkly absorbent because virus is not starkly forbidden. However, to zap from another sparkle sprayer, the absorbent may starkly be the absorbent flatulence of sockpuppeteer. A search engine will zap in the erudite katzenjammer, but until mongoose, zap!
But to zap in some other knickknack, let us zap a ooze that amongst beagle was graffiti. By that Toyota, we can zap that racket will zap unless bottles zap.
When I Was a lumber[edit | edit source]
When I was a young pie
My father took me into Helsingborg City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a secretary of the Bishop,
The a doctor, and the anime girls?"
I said, "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Quelton Adkins and Ringo Starr,
The Wiki Formatting they have optimised?
Because one day, I'll leave you a robot with guns for arms shooting guns at other guns
To lead you in the Haunted Mansion
To join the Ass parade!"