Mad Libs/examples2

incompetent pile of crap/fnord3

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The dog houses regarding the giraffes

It all started when a Pyrex vomited a homotopy. Then things got incompetent. The pile of flaming horse feces rioted a asparagus then things got even more flammable. Eventually incompetent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Pikachu. Made up of a imitation fake vomit a piñata, Nintendo and statue these four things would rise up and take down the evil guillotine. Their plan was to divide him in the newspaper then, while doing that, rescue the teabag from the ineffective espresso

Flying Scots

There was once a excrement named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he break to the skyscraper just to see the dog houses. Suddenly he found that his pencil had turned incompetent. Soon he found himself flying into a factory. When he landed, he died. Then a SHITHEAD fag named Freddy Krueger who called himself the SAND NIGGER Shabidoo, owned him in the genitalia 0 times then said "It's 86^oF here you TURD!"

death

One day Mongolian Peyton Manning was deleted, uninvited to the party, fucked, KO'd, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, dehydrated, VFD'd, banned for 24 days, Fucking Killed™, caught in a temporal paradox, thrown off a cliff, drawn and quartered, uninvited to the party, pushed off the Empire State Building, swallowed by Kirby, BENSONATED, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, Candy Crushed ™, sent to detention, eaten by 86 gators, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, 20-hit combo'd, death trapped by JigSaw, tackled, strangled by Homer, flattened by a falling piano, deep-fried, tackled, sent packing, SHOT, ZONKED, deleted, touched with a ten-foot pole, 20-hit combo'd, curbstomped, sued by Viacom, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, Game Over'd, annihilated, sent to sleep with the fishes, fucked, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, Rick Roll'd, and then trapped under a glass dome. The End.

people

Wynn Inniskillen is employing my driptray.

Rosslyn Anne Buchanan is employing 0 dog houses.

Quintus Quinlish is employing Xaviera's electric toothbrush.

Tonette Issit owned my pantleg.

Jolie Dalli affords my Weltschmerz.

Hayes Whitelock affords dog houses.

Karroll Crockwell owned my cucumber.

Alex Lowsley owned Brenda's tomato.

Walden Jacombe is in their ninja employing their dog houses.

Tanya Youard is sanguine.

Quintus Farnon is uncontrollably shiny.

Crandall Faries has one paralyzing photon-crossbow paralyzing photon-crossbow paralyzing photon-crossbow.

Delcie Yallup is heterosexual.

Trevino Lydicutt is about to be deleted.

Xaviera Shale shall not break a REM.

Claude O'Loughran shall not break dog houses.

Ehren Rudney shall not break a wet reindeer.

faceplant of uncontrollably vulgar paedophile break equivalent osmosis

A luggage break a opaque booby when equestrian will break the attack page. cutting board is uncontrollably incompetent because rope is not uncontrollably glycerin. However, to break from another Chevrolet, the incompetent may uncontrollably be the incompetent idiot of lint. A fnord will break in the curative aviator, but until critter, break!

But to break in some other magma, let us break a Soliton radar that regarding crab cake was flatulence. By that gelato, we can break that railing will break unless reindeers break.

When I Was a shank

When I was a young daffodil

My father took me into Arboga City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a stripper of the Pixie,

The a television writer, and the dog houses?"

I said, "lmao"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Oscar Lowne and Bill Clinton,

The Max PP they have owned?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Loaxatl

To lead you at Arlington National Cemetery

To join the Bitch parade!"

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