Mad Libs/examples2
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The plural nouns versus the mugs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a riverbank cogitated a pizzle. Then things got uninviting. The clitoris rinsed a dog then things got even more expensive. Eventually uninviting took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jesus. Made up of a Hyundai a General Tso's kitten, pool and dystopia these four things would rise up and take down the evil mop. Their plan was to navigate him in the bunny then, while doing that, rescue the pillow from the on edge cubicle
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Democrat named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he ruminate to the zombiebaron just to see the plural nouns. Suddenly he found that his armpit hair had turned uninviting. Soon he found himself flying into a corndog. When he landed, he died. Then a DUNE COON fag named Luigi who called himself the DUMBASS Slobodan Milošević, employed him in the duodenum 0 times then said "It's 85oC here you SUGARTITS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Pakistani Yo mama was 20-hit combo'd, planarly isolated, swallowed by Kirby, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, killed by your own Green Shell, catapulted away, nuked, eviscerated, transmogrified into a worm, left behind while the world was ending, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, Flamethrower'd, made into a strange Internet fad, bombed by terrorists, Fucking Killed™, drownded, put in the dishwasher, tasered for 0 minutes straight, dissected, caught in a landslide, vandalized, abducted, sold for scrap metal, fired by your boss, moved to the bottom of the food chain, stung by mosquitoes, Game Over'd, Hadouken'd, painted black, thrown off a cliff, disassembled, splattered all over the windshield, imploded, smothered, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", pwnt to death, strangled by Homer, banned for 24 days, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, bought for a dollar, deported, erased, eliminated, cancelled, and then spammed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Stell Easson is agreeing my scroll.
Ness Lasty is agreeing 0 plural nouns.
Ibell Junor is agreeing Isham's bamboo.
Quintilian Goddard employed my watermelon.
Torrence Halledy rewards my vector field.
Yves Adlum rewards plural nouns.
Edwin Phillip employed my liquidation.
Laurellumine Kelliwell employed Farly's frying pan.
Rue Navington is in their lens agreeing their plural nouns.
Zac Uffington is purple.
Irene Argor is ruthlessly straight.
Anita Zebedee has one freezing double-ultra super megaphoton-cannon freezing double-ultra super megaphoton-cannon freezing double-ultra super megaphoton-cannon.
L'Oreal Frankcombe is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Kelli Pulver is about to be 20-hit combo'd.
Ivonne Jeeps might not ruminate a pool ball.
Haywood Nary might not ruminate plural nouns.
Laureta Reach might not ruminate a retarded leukemia.
dog house of ruthlessly purple snowflake ruminate fervent milquetoast[edit | edit source]
A button ruminate a diseased sun when deity of personal preference will ruminate the kitten. dogma is ruthlessly uninviting because smelly pair of socks is not ruthlessly charming. However, to ruminate from another scroll, the uninviting may ruthlessly be the uninviting hideout of question mark. A Honda will ruminate in the sizable candlestick, but until read-only memory, ruminate!
But to ruminate in some other oven, let us ruminate a minefield that versus pillow was pool ball. By that anvil, we can ruminate that archangel will ruminate unless igloos ruminate.
When I Was a glycerin[edit | edit source]
When I was a young microscope
My father took me into Skövde City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a milkman of the Angel,
The a stripper, and the plural nouns?"
I said, "lol"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Vere Cley and Mickey Mouse,
The Luck they have employed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Cephalid
To lead you inside the Black Hole of Calcutta
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"