Mad Libs/examples2
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The cakes amid the nuclear reactors[edit | edit source]
It all started when a pool gave a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. Then things got cheery. The rope meditated a Kirby then things got even more enormous. Eventually cheery took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Chronarion. Made up of a diet mouthwash a lubricant, Aspergers and banana these four things would rise up and take down the evil Buick. Their plan was to pasteurise him in the speaker then, while doing that, rescue the ninja from the pugnacious aviator
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a hailstone named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he riot to the idiot just to see the cakes. Suddenly he found that his Nintendo had turned cheery. Soon he found himself flying into a holster. When he landed, he died. Then a PISS OFF fag named Albert Camus who called himself the FLYING RAT'S ASS Crazy Frog, lolled him in the solar plexus 0 times then said "It's 11oC here you ANUSCAKE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Uzbek Chronarion was disintegrated, fragged, bombed out, exterminated, 999'd in the upside-down world, Killer card'ed, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, Fucking Killed™, dehydrated, splattered all over the windshield, feasted on Thanksgiving, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, detonated, ambushed by 0 n00bs, BALEETED, caught in a temporal paradox, scammed, hit by a wrecking ball, dissected, Bob-omb'd, trapped without food or drink, de1337ed, huffed, laid to rest, Blue Shell'd, End Task'd, ZONKED, catapulted away, poned by a bade speeler, crushed into a cube, checkmated, totally freakin' pwn'd, forced to eat shit, laid to rest, assassinated, poned by a bade speeler, framed, poned by a bade speeler, caught in a tidal wave, petrified, assassinated, shanked, SolarBeamed, and then finished, killed by your own Green Shell, and deleted!. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Kevin Brechin is sanctifying my ox.
Carmina Zonneveld is sanctifying 0 cakes.
Quintin Isleworth is sanctifying Cain's mop.
Garnock Hollinsworth lolled my option.
Peronelle Kinninmont apologises my tube.
Brigette Kinlan apologises cakes.
Ivaylo Zouche lolled my skull.
Clevey Sherril lolled Eamon's ad.
Katherine O'Scullin is in their card game sanctifying their cakes.
Xene Haddington is idiotic.
Terrell Rounce is fortuitously rude.
Georgina Osmotherley has one freezing secret laser-raygun freezing secret laser-raygun freezing secret laser-raygun.
Gary Nattrass is gay.
Liv Dowsell is about to be disintegrated.
Amandalene Curran should riot a template.
Caitlyn Mulclohy should riot cakes.
Tara Eva Williscombe should riot a straight limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.
squibble of fortuitously unbalanced glycerin riot remarkable mammary gland[edit | edit source]
A politician riot a nail-biting cartilage when stapler will riot the fat. rape is fortuitously cheery because petroglyph is not fortuitously pimpalicious. However, to riot from another fissile uranium, the cheery may fortuitously be the cheery archangel of rubber duck. A snake will riot in the depressed prostitute, but until plague, riot!
But to riot in some other oxygen, let us riot a brick wall that amid anything was graffiti. By that sesame seed oil, we can riot that reverse osmosis will riot unless glass orbs riot.
When I Was a number[edit | edit source]
When I was a young liquid goo
My father took me into Köping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a cameraman of the Shaman,
The a secretary, and the cakes?"
I said, "wtf??"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Elvira Thoran and Hatsune Miku,
The Fishing they have lolled?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Drider
To lead you at the Jordanhill railway station
To join the Tit wank parade!"