Mad Libs/examples2
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The zebras via the classified documents[edit | edit source]
It all started when a cake ate a warning template. Then things got shaky. The Turing machine threw a tennis racket then things got even more ridiculous. Eventually shaky took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Meg Griffin. Made up of a kakistocracy a Audi, bishop and Pokémon these four things would rise up and take down the evil sockpuppeteer. Their plan was to fart him in the bamboo then, while doing that, rescue the featherbed from the smug bathing ape
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a ad named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he derail to the lubricant just to see the zebras. Suddenly he found that his rifle had turned shaky. Soon he found himself flying into a prostitute. When he landed, he died. Then a DOT HEAD fag named Jack Phoenix who called himself the BEANER Fat Albert, lolled him in the pinky 0 times then said "It's 39oF here you PUSSY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Slovak Scooter Libby was QVFD'd, Rick Roll'd, eaten by a Grue, compressed into a single point, finished, tackled, bombed out, retired, Goatse'd, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), eaten by 39 gators, abducted, exterminated, executed by snu-snu, covered in tar and feathers, obliterated, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, Flamethrower'd, chainsaw'd, ASPLODE'd, kicked to the curb, dipped in acid, kicked to the curb, hit by a wrecking ball, tarred and feathered, deep-fried, told to sit in the corner of a round room, told to sit in the corner of a round room, infected with a computer virus, abducted, recycled, excluded from the future, laid to rest, assassinated, mowed, SolarBeamed, outsmarted by a 5th grader, crushed into a cube, curbstomped, sent to sleep with the fishes, chainsaw'd, Aeroblasted, fired, bombed, and then de1337ed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Langlee Inkson is sacrificing my rabbit.
Vergie Nipe is sacrificing 0 zebras.
Odoric Molsworth is sacrificing Tobe's clock.
Cyndi Zonneveld lolled my alfalfa.
Paulette Goldstraw amuses my ninja.
Quintilian Nutkins amuses zebras.
Stu O'Howen lolled my verb.
Orleans Bryant lolled Christian's Oldsmobile.
Ursula Yirrell is in their polyethylene sacrificing their zebras.
Kierran Alderton is obscure.
San Rudram is mercilessly homely.
Priscott Prendergras has one deadly biological prototype quantum-cannon deadly biological prototype quantum-cannon deadly biological prototype quantum-cannon.
Fionnula Loasby is sexually perverted.
Yvette Notcliffe is about to be QVFD'd.
Feltin Doel could derail a lowbrow.
Bettye Knebel could derail zebras.
Ches Juler could derail a natural cartridge.
can opener of mercilessly peculiar elephant derail clammy lumber[edit | edit source]
A kamikaze derail a substandard excrement when gas tank will derail the arcsine. neck is mercilessly shaky because rope is not mercilessly hopeless. However, to derail from another conspiracy, the shaky may mercilessly be the shaky Sparta of Democrat. A killer whale will derail in the emo xanthochroi, but until corndog, derail!
But to derail in some other truffle, let us derail a rabbit that via computer was truffle. By that encyclopedia, we can derail that plague will derail unless funerals derail.
When I Was a contradiction[edit | edit source]
When I was a young guide to appealing blocks
My father took me into Falköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a urologist of the Wizard,
The a plumber, and the zebras?"
I said, "lol u suk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Karmelita Harron and Bertrand Russell,
The Juggling Skill they have lolled?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Klackon
To lead you in Harvard University
To join the Titty parade!"