Mad Libs/examples2

exotic oil spill/sonk5

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The cats after the brooms

It all started when a lentil soup rewarded a muffin. Then things got exotic. The guacamole feasted a hostel then things got even more explosive. Eventually exotic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Mr. Peanut. Made up of a queen a lasagna, electron and daydream these four things would rise up and take down the evil fnord. Their plan was to insult him in the electrified mocha chinchilla then, while doing that, rescue the serial blanker from the shitty Doppelgänger

Flying Scots

There was once a bowling ball named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he steal to the racket just to see the cats. Suddenly he found that his peach had turned exotic. Soon he found himself flying into a huffed kitten. When he landed, he died. Then a ASSHOLE fag named Oscar Meyer who called himself the SUCK MY COCK Dr. Robotnik, absorbed him in the thigh 0 times then said "It's 48^oC here you BASTARD!"

death

One day Kuwaiti Nelson Mandela was framed, thwacked over the head with a broom, reverted, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Game Over'd, zapped by infrared radiation, banned from the internet, axed, hexed, vandalized, 999'd in the upside-down world, disintegrated, wasted by a big green semi truck, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, torn apart, disembowelled, feasted on Thanksgiving, bombed out, KO'd, hit by a car, recycled, extinguished, deleted, reverted, left behind while the world was ending, popped, SolarBeamed, erased, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, votekicked, extinguished, BENSONATED, sent to the Day of Lavos, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, retired, Blue Screen of Death'd, zapped by infrared radiation, totally freakin' pwn'd, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, sent packing, kicked to the curb, curbstomped, locked in the basement, deported, and then infiniban'd. The End.

people

Aloysia Rosewarne is swallowing my mitten.

Wayne Foss is swallowing 0 cats.

Clunie O'Murilly is swallowing Vivienne's Pyrex.

Fransisca Kennane absorbed my watermelon.

Quinton Gorbold rinses my polyethylene.

Quintin Yore rinses cats.

Rand Zebedee absorbed my hitman.

Alan Zorkin absorbed Gaill's watermelon.

Pascal Nyland is in their toaster swallowing their cats.

Gregory Zebedee is scanty.

Ora Aspital is ridiculously obscure.

Halley Ealam has one paralyzing shiny pirate-musket paralyzing shiny pirate-musket paralyzing shiny pirate-musket.

Brietta Blenkiron is lesbian.

Peninna Garrioch is about to be framed.

Xander Zuttah wouldn't steal a anvil.

Jools Wakeham wouldn't steal cats.

Grimes Bygrave wouldn't steal a doubtful bathing ape.

tong of ridiculously laughable neck steal emo Doppelgänger

A fluorescent light steal a revolting tire when bishop will steal the gork. bollocks is ridiculously exotic because Honda is not ridiculously XTREME. However, to steal from another squid, the exotic may ridiculously be the exotic freedom fighter of belt. A zyborg will steal in the uncivilized card game, but until jellybean, steal!

But to steal in some other oxygen, let us steal a garbage bin that after xylophone was Green Lantern ring. By that abba, we can steal that brisket will steal unless sea basss steal.

When I Was a giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone

When I was a young Volkswagen

My father took me into Orsa City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a gynecologist of the Man of God,

The a n00b, and the cats?"

I said, "STFU N00b!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Quintin Dwyre and Sonic the Hedgehog,

The Drunkenness they have absorbed?

Because one day, I'll leave you a grue zombie

To lead you in your grandmother's tomb

To join the Wanker parade!"

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