Mad Libs/examples2
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The cockroaches till the fanfics[edit | edit source]
It all started when a rocket deterred a feng shui. Then things got forbidden. The igloo beheaded a slightly-below-average man then things got even more inept. Eventually forbidden took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jacques Derrida. Made up of a cancer a cigarette, clock and Game Boy these four things would rise up and take down the evil guillotine. Their plan was to hack & slash him in the paperclip then, while doing that, rescue the aerodynamics from the posh brand
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a microscope named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he balkanise to the queer just to see the cockroaches. Suddenly he found that his cancer had turned forbidden. Soon he found himself flying into a geometric elephant. When he landed, he died. Then a SEX fag named Darth Tater who called himself the ARSEBADGERS Garfield, programmed him in the left buttock 0 times then said "It's 76oC here you BELGIUM!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Tajik Nancy Pelosi was kicked to the curb, Green Shell'd, infected with a computer virus, derailed, caught stepping on the red zone, End Task'd, told to sit in the corner of a round room, abducted, trapped without food or drink, chased by 0 pedestrians, put in the dryer, locked in the basement, QVFD'd, crushed by [Santa], killed by your own Green Shell, possessed, ASPLODE'd, swallowed by Kirby, BALEETED, Rick Roll'd, caught by an ant-lion, VFD'd, bombed out, voted off the island, moved to the bottom of the food chain, VFD'd, sent to the Day of Lavos, End Task'd, incinerated, lightning bolted, hit by a wrecking ball, strangled by Homer, wasted by a big green semi truck, sent to detention, turned into a brony, Final Smash'd, eviscerated, SHOT, fired by your boss, stoned, screwed, nuked, yoinked, detonated, and then petrified. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Jocelinn Vuncombe is cogitating my Geiger counter.
Fred Juler is cogitating 0 cockroaches.
Oceana Yelverton is cogitating Gawen's bottle.
Ginnie Rockcliff programmed my button.
Uma Neighbourway cruises my lockpick.
Bette-Anne Farrall cruises cockroaches.
Eleutherus Sinscott programmed my ectoplasm.
Jannina Yarner programmed Word's osmosis.
Xaviera Linnock is in their smelly pair of socks cogitating their cockroaches.
Savannah Yorke is nonsensical.
Ricarda Grisold is endlessly cheap.
Neil Reddaway has one poisonous electric extra-large quantum-blaster poisonous electric extra-large quantum-blaster poisonous electric extra-large quantum-blaster.
Ulysses Griffith is sexually perverted.
Spring Winckworth is about to be kicked to the curb.
Staceigh Etherington can't balkanise a apple.
Xanther Shirewell can't balkanise cockroaches.
Frankey Udny can't balkanise a defective blocking policy.
street sign of endlessly sheer zyborg balkanise controversial stapler[edit | edit source]
A brick wall balkanise a belittling zygote when danish will balkanise the cigarette. bachelor is endlessly forbidden because nitrogen is not endlessly nefarious. However, to balkanise from another driptray, the forbidden may endlessly be the forbidden cutlass of arccosine. A deviant will balkanise in the rickety sonk, but until queen bee, balkanise!
But to balkanise in some other Chuck Norris impersonator, let us balkanise a whereabouts that till road was kumquat. By that lowbrow, we can balkanise that lobster will balkanise unless options balkanise.
When I Was a curry[edit | edit source]
When I was a young animal
My father took me into Borlänge City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a president of the Warlock,
The a television writer, and the cockroaches?"
I said, "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Deannah O'Quirke and Mao Zedong,
The 1337ness they have programmed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Bangaa
To lead you at Arlington National Cemetery
To join the Titty parade!"