Mad Libs/examples2
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The sticks failing the books[edit | edit source]
It all started when a fiddle dried a algorithm. Then things got ineffective. The oil spill broke a slightly-below-average man then things got even more cute. Eventually ineffective took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hillary Clinton. Made up of a liger a bat, huffed kitten and arc welder these four things would rise up and take down the evil zipper. Their plan was to w00t him in the peach then, while doing that, rescue the alpaca sandwich from the lavish lithium
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a home theater system named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he weazen to the pine cone just to see the sticks. Suddenly he found that his t-shirt had turned ineffective. Soon he found himself flying into a nob. When he landed, he died. Then a REBECCA BLACK fag named The Cheat who called himself the CHICKEN SHIT Sapplerx, admonished him in the gallbladder 0 times then said "It's 31oC here you TITS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Korean Crazy Frog was kicked to the curb, sacrificed by the Aztecs, crushed into a cube, beef jerkified, drownded, poisoned, strangled by Homer, caught in a landslide, Raigeki'd, shanked, killed in the sixth book, chainsaw'd, unresurrected, splattered all over the windshield, buried in homework, derailed, transfigured, h4xx0rd, ZONKED, Bankrupted, banned from the internet, totally freakin' pwn'd, Bankrupted, caught in a landslide, sworded, caught stepping on the red zone, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, unresurrected, overthrown, popped, mowed, hit for 6, curbstomped, BENSONATED, deported, infiniban'd, moved to the bottom of the food chain, converted to Scientology, 20-hit combo'd, ninja'd, covered in tar and feathers, left behind while the world was ending, Raigeki'd, sent to the Day of Lavos, and then forced to clear a minefield with a mallet. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Mariann Duke-elder is curing my etch-a-sketch.
Moorley Neef is curing 0 sticks.
Xaviera Nowne is curing Orel's leaking roof.
Debra Ann Clansy admonished my dime.
Finn Morissy attacks my lunch.
Meda Yoll attacks sticks.
Zackes Quibell admonished my paper.
Tilly Vout admonished Arthur's mongoose.
River Jewson is in their xylem curing their sticks.
Tevinn Eaves is complaining.
Venus Ampleford is boorishly shaky.
Tevinn Gagen has one flaming light ninja-glue gun flaming light ninja-glue gun flaming light ninja-glue gun.
Ford Utley is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Uranus Inchcape is about to be kicked to the curb.
Twiggy Kilmarnock might weazen a featherbed.
Ruthe Crittall might weazen sticks.
Shelly Hooks might weazen a idiotic bear.
ampere of boorishly unpleased kitten chow mein weazen contagious mouse[edit | edit source]
A espresso weazen a cheery ripple when lowbrow will weazen the lemming. camera is boorishly ineffective because homotopy is not boorishly retarded. However, to weazen from another automobile, the ineffective may boorishly be the ineffective Goblin Glider of jungle. A lava will weazen in the pimpalicious aerodynamics, but until sysop, weazen!
But to weazen in some other fish, let us weazen a Democrat that failing freedom fighter was mouth. By that tank, we can weazen that blocked user will weazen unless Suzukis weazen.
When I Was a tractor[edit | edit source]
When I was a young guillotine
My father took me into Örebro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a mailman of the Wizard,
The a urinal sweeper, and the sticks?"
I said, "lol"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Verly Thornsmith and Shakespeare,
The Extreme Sarcasm they have admonished?
Because one day, I'll leave you a quantum mechanic
To lead you on a neutron star
To join the Pussy parade!"