Mad Libs/examples2
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The cadavers alongside the boats[edit | edit source]
It all started when a airplane rioted a baseball bat. Then things got explosive. The nystagmus vomited a band then things got even more dark. Eventually explosive took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Chuck Norris. Made up of a muskrat a dollhouse, barn and soundboard these four things would rise up and take down the evil diamond. Their plan was to ablate him in the glue then, while doing that, rescue the apple from the obscene rucksack
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a pumpkin named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he bake to the Hitler just to see the cadavers. Suddenly he found that his gasoline had turned explosive. Soon he found himself flying into a nitrogen. When he landed, he died. Then a COCKSHITTER fag named Nancy Pelosi who called himself the POO POO BLOWJOB Queen Elizabeth II, programmed him in the foot 0 times then said "It's 28oC here you CONAN O'BRIAN!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Spartan Leonard Bernstein was slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, Flamethrower'd, derailed, put in the dishwasher, devoured by crocodiles, swallowed by Kirby, obliterated, Zidane'd, cheated on, Bankrupted, killed in the sixth book, Rick Roll'd, bought for a dollar, locked in the basement, timeshifted to Sept. 31, checkmated, Flamethrower'd, outsmarted by a 5th grader, yoinked, buried alive, condemned, executed by snu-snu, converted to Scientology, eradicated, regurgitated, executed by snu-snu, bought for a dollar, chainsaw'd, terminated, hanged, condemned, obliterated, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, de1337ed, 999'd in the upside-down world, drawn and quartered, banned from the internet, 20-hit combo'd, uninvited to the party, thwacked over the head with a broom, bombed, yoinked, recycled, hexed, and then fragged. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Rosemond Killingback is throwing my snake.
Rue Devally is throwing 0 cadavers.
Lauriendellumina Insella is throwing Xavier's heretic.
Quelton Cursley programmed my rainbow.
Fredy Umney argues my philosopher.
Lewie Vennicombe argues cadavers.
Indra Mohedy programmed my microscope.
Yolande Louise Woodill programmed Xavier's nexus.
Ganah Jempson is in their antidisestablishmentarianist throwing their cadavers.
Lucy Ann O'Neill is ridiculous.
Nichelle Youard is completely XTREME.
Helisa Ankers has one paralyzing stupidly overelaborate rough ion-revolver paralyzing stupidly overelaborate rough ion-revolver paralyzing stupidly overelaborate rough ion-revolver.
Deniece Isom is heterosexual.
Vinita Arnott is about to be slow-cooked in 100-degree weather.
Quintus Ethrington wouldn't bake a zygote.
Gordon Yuille wouldn't bake cadavers.
Salton Hincliffe wouldn't bake a mysterious Audi.
cucumber of completely controversial suicide bomber bake rigid random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack[edit | edit source]
A candlestick bake a overwrought Juffo-Wup when elephant will bake the broadsword. aviator is completely explosive because ooze is not completely ridiculous. However, to bake from another tempest, the explosive may completely be the explosive ice skate of curry. A cartoon will bake in the pocket-sized queer, but until Pokémon, bake!
But to bake in some other bottle, let us bake a death plane that alongside luggage was dollhouse. By that dystopia, we can bake that Holy Martian Empire will bake unless scrolls bake.
When I Was a Pac-Man[edit | edit source]
When I was a young nob
My father took me into Ängelholm City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a nurse of the Witch Doctor,
The a unemployed bum, and the cadavers?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Marianela Danwell and Walt Disney,
The Accuracy they have programmed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Gholam
To lead you in deep space
To join the Ass parade!"