Mad Libs/examples2

intransigent operating theater/REM2

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The t-shirts upon the papers

It all started when a league suffocated a homology. Then things got intransigent. The article meditated a pool table then things got even more hateful. Eventually intransigent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Wario. Made up of a Audi a idiot, virus and ten-foot pole these four things would rise up and take down the evil nuclear reactor. Their plan was to vegetate him in the lemming then, while doing that, rescue the critter from the living guru

Flying Scots

There was once a oxygen named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he hack & slash to the ricer just to see the t-shirts. Suddenly he found that his lentil soup had turned intransigent. Soon he found himself flying into a contraband. When he landed, he died. Then a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS fag named Khan Noonien Singh who called himself the INBRED King Boo, rinsed him in the olfactory organs 0 times then said "It's 72^oC here you KAFFIR!"

death

One day Kazakh Shaquille O'Neal was strangled by Homer, killed half-to-death twice, flushed down, down, down, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, Flamethrower'd, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, Final Smash'd, uninvited to the party, derailed, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, deleted, executed by snu-snu, thwomped, decimated, thrown into the fire pit, pwnt to death, obliterated, vindicated, disenchanted, Avada Kedavra'd, thwacked over the head with a broom, shanked, Avada Kedavra'd, suffocated, fragged, Surfed, told to sit in the corner of a round room, derailed, VFD'd, popped, Eye Beam'd, hit by a car, totally freakin' pwn'd, catapulted away, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, hit by a Care Bear Stare, tackled, banned for 24 days, fired by your boss, imploded, trapped without food or drink, eaten by a Grue, exterminated, torn apart, and then given a sex change. The End.

people

Mackee O'Lennaghan is sacrificing my asparagus.

Reba Zabel is sacrificing 0 t-shirts.

Novo McMorrey is sacrificing Jordy's shank.

Ivanka Eagan rinsed my killer whale.

Lorilee Godbolt freezes my guillotine.

Justine Ibsen freezes t-shirts.

Bart Easthwaite rinsed my muff.

Clark Vanstone rinsed Alyson's comma.

Isreal Ingate is in their ripple sacrificing their t-shirts.

Annelli Whittney is tawdry.

Eliza Quadwell is sloppily bright.

Andromeda Ratliff has one useless electric ion-grenade-launcher useless electric ion-grenade-launcher useless electric ion-grenade-launcher.

Wystan Hobart is bisexual.

Ophelia Stirman is about to be strangled by Homer.

Ulysses Filney couldn't hack & slash a street sign.

Higgin Neeson couldn't hack & slash t-shirts.

Tavey Uckfield couldn't hack & slash a offensive cellphone.

death of sloppily smug beach ball hack & slash cosmic pool table

A dominatrix hack & slash a oblivious snowflake when jellybean will hack & slash the lucky bastard. tong is sloppily intransigent because thong is not sloppily massive. However, to hack & slash from another handstand, the intransigent may sloppily be the intransigent furry of pork chop. A potato will hack & slash in the retarded dongle, but until dishrag, hack & slash!

But to hack & slash in some other serial blanker, let us hack & slash a castle that upon nob was claptrap. By that lasagna, we can hack & slash that bevel will hack & slash unless zyborgs hack & slash.

When I Was a queen

When I was a young claptrap

My father took me into Linköping City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a president of the Fairy,

The a gynecologist, and the t-shirts?"

I said, "lol"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Ursula Last and Hulk Hogan,

The Thieving they have rinsed?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Poppant

To lead you with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

To join the Bum fuck parade!"

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