Mad Libs/examples2
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The operating theaters atop the leashes[edit | edit source]
It all started when a cigarette sacrificed a Soliton radar. Then things got intransigent. The dime litigated a showdown then things got even more unpleased. Eventually intransigent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Thomas Edison. Made up of a sock a Volvo, brand and bevel these four things would rise up and take down the evil band. Their plan was to crystallise him in the curry then, while doing that, rescue the sweet and sour chicken from the idiotic beans
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a featherbed named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he flagellate to the electric toothbrush just to see the operating theaters. Suddenly he found that his rickroll had turned intransigent. Soon he found himself flying into a amv. When he landed, he died. Then a WANKSPLAT fag named Peter Griffin who called himself the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES John Travolta, ASPLODEd him in the heart 0 times then said "It's 61oC here you REDSKIN!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Swedish Niels Bohr was condemned, buried alive, uninvited to the party, sold for scrap metal, erased, chased by 0 pedestrians, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, eaten by a Naaman, stomped, fragged, thrown off a cliff, given the toxic marshmallow, shipped to Mars, chainsaw'd, made into a strange Internet fad, given drain bamage, laid to rest, lol'd, suffocated in your farts, checkmated, locked in the basement, infiniban'd, Flamethrower'd, totally freakin' pwn'd, abducted, yoinked, infiniban'd, turned off, thrown off a cliff, imploded, framed, stoned, tarred and feathered, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, assassinated, stoned, killed by your own Green Shell, catapulted away, axed, rickroll'd, touched by Michael Jackson, caught by an ant-lion, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, hit by a wrecking ball, and then decapitated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Veronica Posselwhite is cogitating my freedom fighter.
Bliss Erwell is cogitating 0 operating theaters.
Ora Quantrill is cogitating Xaviera's curry.
Yetta Ingledow ASPLODEd my rocket.
Kitt Tullock foams my attorney.
Hiller Liddell foams operating theaters.
Feargal Woolacott ASPLODEd my template.
Laylynn Bieggins ASPLODEd Lakeisha's fanfic.
Jesstine McPetrie is in their Honda cogitating their operating theaters.
Eunice Norma Heathing is cozy.
Ulysses Fulcher is affably Pastafarian.
Karmela Normile has one paralyzing heavy ninja-zip gun paralyzing heavy ninja-zip gun paralyzing heavy ninja-zip gun.
Bina Vady is lesbian.
Zaylie O'Meenaghan is about to be condemned.
Ogden Itchingford can't flagellate a nuke.
Geneva Vertue can't flagellate operating theaters.
Dwight Quarry can't flagellate a lavish autobiography.
Xbox of affably emancipated tong flagellate vigilant banana[edit | edit source]
A pool table flagellate a sacrificed imitation fake vomit when sysop will flagellate the cancer. hybrid engine is affably intransigent because codswallop is not affably alarming. However, to flagellate from another melanoma, the intransigent may affably be the intransigent mountain of milquetoast. A gamelan will flagellate in the common anchovies, but until zoot suit, flagellate!
But to flagellate in some other love, let us flagellate a hitman that atop ovary was stormcloud. By that custard, we can flagellate that baby will flagellate unless riverbanks flagellate.
When I Was a sonk[edit | edit source]
When I was a young tooth
My father took me into Eskilstuna City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a secretary of the Wizard,
The an astronaut, and the operating theaters?"
I said, "rofl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Kassee Unworth and Dracula,
The Wisdom they have ASPLODEd?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Deep One
To lead you in a virtual reality
To join the Faggot parade!"