Mad Libs/examples2
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The babies including the glycerins[edit | edit source]
It all started when a octopus destroyed a beans. Then things got ill-bred. The rape earned a padlock then things got even more hideous. Eventually ill-bred took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Abraham Lincoln. Made up of a broadsword a Oldsmobile, diesel engine and aerodynamics these four things would rise up and take down the evil hose. Their plan was to crystallise him in the flap then, while doing that, rescue the forest from the absorbent possibility
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a whip named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he BASH to the buffalo just to see the babies. Suddenly he found that his fanfic had turned ill-bred. Soon he found himself flying into a PINGA. When he landed, he died. Then a KRAUT fag named Sylvester the Cat who called himself the SHITTY This Guy, threw him in the retina 0 times then said "It's 95oC here you FUCKSTAIN!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Hungarian Avril Lavigne was disembowelled, Blue Screen of Death'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", touched by Michael Jackson, executed by snu-snu, laid to rest, shot...by cancer, devoured by crocodiles, touched by Michael Jackson, imploded, SolarBeamed, sniped, screwed, converted to Scientology, drownded, left behind while the world was ending, Fucking Killed™, sent to the Day of Lavos, caught in a temporal paradox, caught by an ant-lion, Fucking Killed™, WOODBURNINATED , Ice Beamed, SolarBeamed, 999'd in the upside-down world, mowed, sent to sleep with the fishes, electric chair'd, eradicated, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, 20-hit combo'd, crushed by Tetrominoes, h4xx0rd, kicked to the curb, made into a strange Internet fad, capped, extinguished, swallowed by Kirby, tried as a witch, given the toxic marshmallow, Eye Beam'd, banned from the internet, Killer card'ed, Ice Beamed, and then screwed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Natosha Yielding is litigating my search engine.
Ophra Nugent is litigating 0 babies.
Winthrop McKeever is litigating Creight's oil.
Quinton Elcombe threw my steak knife.
Yvonne Deevy wriggles my clock.
Humbert Elyard wriggles babies.
Novo Wickstead threw my pedophile.
Pearly Ingram threw Zebulon's nitrogen.
Zackes Erswell is in their classified document litigating their babies.
Lindsy Rolfe is hideous.
Halsey Northington is pleasantly retarded.
Bulah Unicume has one flaming indestructible rough quantum-gun flaming indestructible rough quantum-gun flaming indestructible rough quantum-gun.
Hanley Clewlow is genderqueer.
Welby Talkner is about to be disembowelled.
Yolande Wacey may BASH a sesame seed oil.
Vancess Skivington may BASH babies.
Oceana Elgie may BASH a idiotic gymnasium.
whereabouts of pleasantly unnatural ox BASH hairy oil spill[edit | edit source]
A puffery BASH a nude kamikaze when random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets will BASH the osteoporosis. Dunmer is pleasantly ill-bred because tong is not pleasantly sensual. However, to BASH from another glue, the ill-bred may pleasantly be the ill-bred faceplant of bazooka. A plastic will BASH in the universal wiki, but until hitman, BASH!
But to BASH in some other antidisestablishmentarianist, let us BASH a high-powered laser rifle that including sysop was leash. By that pile of crap, we can BASH that politician will BASH unless Pontiacs BASH.
When I Was a rucksack[edit | edit source]
When I was a young nuclear reactor
My father took me into Borlänge City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a urinal sweeper of the Witch Doctor,
The a pirate, and the babies?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Frase Growcott and Fidel Castro,
The Popularity they have threw?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Gollum golem
To lead you at the Arctic Circle
To join the Ass parade!"