Mad Libs/examples2
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The nuclear reactors without the glycerins[edit | edit source]
It all started when a bathtub advocated a bikini. Then things got defective. The squid crystallised a library then things got even more moist. Eventually defective took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Pervez Musharraf. Made up of a jelly a clitoris, queen bee and Mazda these four things would rise up and take down the evil pastry. Their plan was to orate him in the Wikipedian then, while doing that, rescue the US Navy aircraft carrier from the Nobel prize-winning ectoplasm
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a able-bodied spiderman gimp train named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he crystallize to the asparagus just to see the nuclear reactors. Suddenly he found that his telephone had turned defective. Soon he found himself flying into a bank robbery. When he landed, he died. Then a MOLDY TITS fag named Meg Griffin who called himself the BORDER HOPPER Ronald Reagan, analyzed him in the hair 0 times then said "It's 72oF here you ASSHAT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Senegalese Jerry Jackson was flattened by a falling piano, planarly isolated, regurgitated, vindicated, votekicked, sent to sleep with the fishes, tackled, ZONKED, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, gutted, Hadouken'd, Final Smash'd, owned, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, 999'd in the upside-down world, evicted, drownded, sent to sleep with the fishes, put in the dishwasher, farted on for 0 centuries, kicked in the nuts, derailed, retired, compressed into a single point, wasted by a big green semi truck, hanged, dipped in acid, covered in tar and feathers, fired by your boss, hit by a wrecking ball, framed, Green Shell'd, ambushed by 0 n00bs, tasered for 0 minutes straight, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, bought for a dollar, ambushed by 0 n00bs, sent to Pluto, popped, votekicked, shot...by cancer, crushed by [Santa], hit for 6, sacrificed by the Aztecs, and then given a sex change. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Velvet Zebedee is insulting my Zelda.
Davis Shalvey is insulting 0 nuclear reactors.
Yvonne Sarah Shelford is insulting Bunny's Texas toast.
Ann Patricia Myall analyzed my dolly.
Powell Newey argues my engraving.
Bette-Anne Tempest argues nuclear reactors.
Quelton Syridan analyzed my zyborg.
Hap Jex analyzed Uranus's administrator.
Xaviera Freeman is in their sarcoma insulting their nuclear reactors.
Nanncie Rysse is retarded.
Ericka Naulty is exuberantly on the ball.
Wilberforce Keegan has one flaming biological light bow flaming biological light bow flaming biological light bow.
Terrilyn Gilgunn is sexually perverted.
Henson Yearsley is about to be flattened by a falling piano.
Trent Quee may crystallize a Juffo-Wup.
Mab Mythen may crystallize nuclear reactors.
Vallentina Renehan may crystallize a pointless lunch.
sarcoma of exuberantly idiotic nuke crystallize puzzling danish[edit | edit source]
A custard crystallize a booming lens when babboon butt will crystallize the smelly pair of socks. yellow submarine is exuberantly defective because apple sauce is not exuberantly inept. However, to crystallize from another clavicle, the defective may exuberantly be the defective Olula of hobgoblin. A television will crystallize in the moist archangel, but until copyist, crystallize!
But to crystallize in some other rucksack, let us crystallize a magma that without Pontiac was Volvo. By that fnurdle, we can crystallize that template will crystallize unless ninjas crystallize.
When I Was a mongoose[edit | edit source]
When I was a young journalist
My father took me into Luleå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a gynecologist of the Priest,
The a NASCAR driver, and the nuclear reactors?"
I said, "fagget"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yolanda Zala and Avril Lavigne,
The Crafting they have analyzed?
Because one day, I'll leave you the muffin man
To lead you in Hyrule
To join the Shit parade!"