Mad Libs/examples2
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The beach balls including the lubricants[edit | edit source]
It all started when a diamond employed a thumbtack. Then things got sumptuous. The warning template ablated a danish then things got even more pale. Eventually sumptuous took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Abraham Lincoln. Made up of a stripper a rock, calculator and brisket these four things would rise up and take down the evil waterfall. Their plan was to give him in the Cadillac then, while doing that, rescue the lobster from the zany diet pill
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Tanner Thompson named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he liberate to the clavicle just to see the beach balls. Suddenly he found that his cliff had turned sumptuous. Soon he found himself flying into a kitten chow mein. When he landed, he died. Then a CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON fag named Link who called himself the HOLY DUMB FUCK Yo mama, rewarded him in the nostril 0 times then said "It's 69oC here you DOG SHIT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Serbian Mr. Freeze was sliced by a falling icicle, transfigured, condemned, touched by Michael Jackson, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, turned off, beef jerkified, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, regurgitated, tried as a witch, curbstomped, sworded, Aeroblasted, moved to the bottom of the food chain, beef jerkified, huffed, sacrificed by the Aztecs, WOODBURNINATED , touched by Michael Jackson, turned off, End Task'd, moved to the bottom of the food chain, Death Note'd, Bankrupted, hit by a car, BENSONATED, annihilated, burninated, h4xx0rd, screwed, sniped, bombed out, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, covered in tar and feathers, killed by your own Green Shell, abducted, killed by your own Green Shell, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, sent to the Day of Lavos, catapulted away, caught in a landslide, caught in a landslide, crushed by [candy], kicked to the curb, and then sworded. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Ioana Trooney is rioting my salad fork.
Yolanda Wayman is rioting 0 beach balls.
Verona Deakin is rioting Opaline's question mark.
Mary Frances Risbrough rewarded my Suzuki.
Zola O'Kenedy annoys my oddball.
Omega Quelch annoys beach balls.
Samella Neave rewarded my cartilage.
Zac Binington rewarded Yolanda's arc welder.
Zoe Unwell is in their autobiography rioting their beach balls.
Vicki Wiltson is white.
Yates Firney is peevishly infectious.
Blanca Duck has one useless light laser-grenade-launcher useless light laser-grenade-launcher useless light laser-grenade-launcher.
Ken Esther is sexually perverted.
Yuhua Zebedee is about to be sliced by a falling icicle.
Tarnia Yeats shall liberate a oil spill.
Blakelee Goshawk shall liberate beach balls.
Xavier Englethwaite shall liberate a hideous gyroscope.
rickroll of peevishly flaccid blimp liberate clumsy beach ball[edit | edit source]
A ostrich egg liberate a explosive codswallop when leukemia will liberate the freedom fighter. tit is peevishly sumptuous because hairball is not peevishly rickety. However, to liberate from another helm, the sumptuous may peevishly be the sumptuous bistro of blasphemy. A sysop will liberate in the gay vomit, but until clavichord, liberate!
But to liberate in some other imitation fake vomit, let us liberate a fissile uranium that including rainbow-powered windmill was plasma cannon. By that kitten pot pie, we can liberate that ax murderer will liberate unless perverts liberate.
When I Was a frying pan[edit | edit source]
When I was a young grue
My father took me into Malmö City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a plumber of the Paladin,
The a barber, and the beach balls?"
I said, "1227!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Remy Wolstencroft and This Guy,
The Farming they have rewarded?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Bony Beetle
To lead you inside a chocolate-covered black hole
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"