Mad Libs/examples2
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The bananas toward the plural nouns[edit | edit source]
It all started when a round house cured a zyborg. Then things got mundane. The hybrid engine lathered a raccoon then things got even more exotic. Eventually mundane took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Colin "All your base" Heaney. Made up of a home theater system a dyslexia, lockpick and Rick James these four things would rise up and take down the evil alfalfa. Their plan was to dehydrate him in the tofu then, while doing that, rescue the pie from the tacky answer
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a meep named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he loll to the hovel just to see the bananas. Suddenly he found that his Chuck Norris impersonator had turned mundane. Soon he found himself flying into a muff. When he landed, he died. Then a DAMN IT fag named Rayman who called himself the BAD MOTHERFUCKER Brian Peppers, deconstructed him in the heel 0 times then said "It's 56oC here you ASSFACE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Ukrainian Rob Liefeld was caught by an ant-lion, spammed, chased by 0 pedestrians, splattered all over the windshield, crushed by Tetrominoes, eaten by 56 gators, given drain bamage, regurgitated, SHOT, Bob-omb'd, poned by a bade speeler, de1337ed, bombed by terrorists, finished, yoinked, raped and killed, screwed, turned off, burninated, caught in a landslide, SolarBeamed, pwnt to death, given drain bamage, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, told to sit in the corner of a round room, told to sit in the corner of a round room, infected with a computer virus, gutted, farted on for 0 centuries, hit by a wrecking ball, possessed, erased, Bankrupted, terminated, totally freakin' pwn'd, Hadouken'd, disassembled, cancelled, crushed by Tetrominoes, crapped on, downvoted, detonated, axed, pwnt, and then fired by your boss. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Xenia Myland is cruising my sceptre.
Zulema Hogane is cruising 0 bananas.
Dalston O'Mehody is cruising Holless's chump.
Weld Hetworth deconstructed my God.
Kent Rappitt blesses my faceplant.
Yolande Louise Varnsverry blesses bananas.
Jada Addiwell deconstructed my apple.
Pria Press deconstructed Rosemary Ellen's gas tank.
Nani Hensball is in their pastry cruising their bananas.
Micken Dunlop is free.
Thompkins Utley is fretfully joyful.
Frederic Flipwell has one useless secret quantum-rocket-launcher useless secret quantum-rocket-launcher useless secret quantum-rocket-launcher.
Albertina O'Kervick is heterosexual.
Fionnula Alcroff is about to be caught by an ant-lion.
Marlea Sircott will loll a extension cord.
Angelique Quincey will loll bananas.
Violet Whitlam will loll a heterosexual nitrogen.
shank of fretfully exotic treetop loll poopy Kremling[edit | edit source]
A eye infection loll a spine-chilling airplane when lumber will loll the Pac-Man. lunch is fretfully mundane because block evading sockpuppet is not fretfully obscure. However, to loll from another anger, the mundane may fretfully be the mundane street sign of codswallop. A archangel will loll in the flaccid hovel, but until question mark, loll!
But to loll in some other calculator, let us loll a cockgoblin that toward Olula was vertigo. By that bathing suit, we can loll that Hitler will loll unless yellow submarines loll.
When I Was a hot dog[edit | edit source]
When I was a young Oldsmobile
My father took me into Köping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a television writer of the Pixie,
The an actor, and the bananas?"
I said, "lol wut"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Quincey Umphray and Madonna,
The Grue Resistance they have deconstructed?
Because one day, I'll leave you Guyigi
To lead you in Harvard University
To join the Ass parade!"