Mad Libs/examples2
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The sheep astride the pastries[edit | edit source]
It all started when a bomb matured a etching. Then things got sacrificed. The t-shirt legislated a meep then things got even more lazy. Eventually sacrificed took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Oprah Winfrey. Made up of a Toyota a bluejay, operating system and chessboard these four things would rise up and take down the evil Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. Their plan was to inflate him in the cob then, while doing that, rescue the cartridge from the mirthful candy
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a ostrich egg named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he advocate to the zombiebaron just to see the sheep. Suddenly he found that his administrator had turned sacrificed. Soon he found himself flying into a bevel. When he landed, he died. Then a TITS fag named Sephiroth who called himself the BUNG-HOLE Jerry Jackson, crystallized him in the kidney 0 times then said "It's 92oC here you WANK!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Laotian Jerry Jackson was assassinated, devoured by crocodiles, wasted by a big green semi truck, banned from the internet, found out, touched with a ten-foot pole, Eye Beam'd, drownded, dehydrated, mowed, raped and killed, given drain bamage, lightsaber'd, Blue Shell'd, disintegrated, thrown into the fire pit, fragged, given a sex change, sent to Pluto, crucified, dehydrated, kicked into next week, End Task'd, scammed, trapped under a glass dome, fired by your boss, stomped, crushed by Tetrominoes, farted on for 0 centuries, Rick Roll'd, strangled by Homer, sent packing, touched with a ten-foot pole, dissected, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, unresurrected, eliminated, feasted on Thanksgiving, Avada Kedavra'd, thrown into the fire pit, abducted, defeated, Hadouken'd, owned, and then derailed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Elvira Zender is feasting my guitar.
Rosalynn Infield is feasting 0 sheep.
Uranus Stopper is feasting Oralee's railing.
Jefford Kenilworth crystallized my liquid goo.
Hew Loinsworth accepts my clitoris.
Vergie Vennicombe accepts sheep.
John Vach crystallized my broom.
Ulysses Jude crystallized Dibi's fissile uranium.
Travise Ebden is in their cob feasting their sheep.
Yuakethia Zabel is defensive.
Lil Iddison is distastefully posh.
Henry Bywell has one flaming electric heavy photon-rifle flaming electric heavy photon-rifle flaming electric heavy photon-rifle.
Clancy Cordishley is a racist.
Darrel Alfred Zorkin is about to be assassinated.
Vito Lockington might advocate a rabbit.
Janninah O'Roddy might advocate sheep.
Tarnia Clincher might advocate a belittling penis.
cartoon of distastefully erudite cauldron advocate oblivious toboggan[edit | edit source]
A block advocate a fake salad fork when statue will advocate the swimming pool. glue is distastefully sacrificed because prostitute is not distastefully colossal. However, to advocate from another liger, the sacrificed may distastefully be the sacrificed bathing suit of Furby. A pile of crap will advocate in the fervent cake, but until tuxedo, advocate!
But to advocate in some other handstand, let us advocate a nob that astride egg was person with a shotgun. By that fnurdle, we can advocate that juice will advocate unless pies advocate.
When I Was a Uncyclopedian[edit | edit source]
When I was a young advert
My father took me into Västerås City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a quarterback of the Man of God,
The a n00b, and the sheep?"
I said, "lol u suk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Otilie Rummer and Ronald Reagan,
The Spear Skill they have crystallized?
Because one day, I'll leave you a kitten that shoots fire from its eyes
To lead you on Mount Rushmore's backside
To join the Cock parade!"