Mad Libs/examples2
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The hot dogs between the pralines[edit | edit source]
It all started when a kumquat suffocated a peach. Then things got eerie. The eye infection assassinated a Xbox then things got even more uninviting. Eventually eerie took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bill Gates. Made up of a Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society a geometric elephant, faceplant and hybrid engine these four things would rise up and take down the evil anger. Their plan was to remix him in the baseball bat then, while doing that, rescue the alligator from the folksy ooze
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a warning named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he speak to the lisp just to see the hot dogs. Suddenly he found that his apple had turned eerie. Soon he found himself flying into a babboon butt. When he landed, he died. Then a GOD DAMMIT fag named SEHS who called himself the DYKE Stephen Colbert, sniffed him in the duodenum 0 times then said "It's 70oC here you FUCKER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Prussian Donkey Kong was compressed into a single point, torch'd, made into a strange Internet fad, checkmated, Bankrupted, mowed, spammed, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, suffocated in your farts, assassinated, killed in the sixth book, bombed out, Fucking Killed™, sent to sleep with the fishes, sent to Pluto, stung by mosquitoes, hit by a Care Bear Stare, imploded, transwikied, sent packing, screwed, eradicated, given a sex change, KO'd, crucified, evicted, mowed, timeshifted to Sept. 31, hit by a car, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, swallowed by Kirby, covered in tar and feathers, WOODBURNINATED , regurgitated, tackled, bombed, hexed, deported, eaten by a Grue, shipped to Mars, banned from the internet, Aeroblasted, flattened by a falling piano, and then defeated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Nigel Uckfield is feeling my indefinite block.
Madie Urmston is feeling 0 hot dogs.
Shonda Wimblington is feeling Cherish's meep.
Fan Quinlish sniffed my bestiality.
Hedrick Kethercliff litigates my sock.
Kristjan Warns litigates hot dogs.
Verity Fewings sniffed my cutting board.
Finnigan Blyth sniffed Chenault's infinity.
Undine Sothcott is in their hot dog feeling their hot dogs.
Xander Bevins is emancipated.
Jocelyn Toohy is warmly on the ball.
Uranus Dowding has one flaming overpowered secret rifle flaming overpowered secret rifle flaming overpowered secret rifle.
Kurt Quine is sexually perverted.
Rosemary Poland is about to be compressed into a single point.
Antoinett Vanney couldn't speak a bathing suit.
Travise Cunyngham couldn't speak hot dogs.
Kerrigan Uprichard couldn't speak a rapturous bum.
president-for-life of warmly pocket-sized riffraff speak heterosexual dogma[edit | edit source]
A muffin speak a cryptic lisp when lubricant will speak the wall. bum is warmly eerie because moccasin is not warmly rotted. However, to speak from another copypasta, the eerie may warmly be the eerie teabag of piñata. A glass orb will speak in the educated ricer, but until neck, speak!
But to speak in some other glass orb, let us speak a ban that between snake was juice. By that linux, we can speak that sceptre will speak unless bread knifes speak.
When I Was a fnurdle[edit | edit source]
When I was a young toboggan
My father took me into Arvika City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a unemployed bum of the Wizard,
The a pilot, and the hot dogs?"
I said, "leik pwnt!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Hap Zouche and You,
The Pooping they have sniffed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Bangaa
To lead you in Mushroom Kingdom
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"