Mad Libs/examples2
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The reindeer throughout the houseplants[edit | edit source]
It all started when a critter beheaded a blender. Then things got transparent. The curry froze a candy then things got even more moribund. Eventually transparent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sean Connery. Made up of a cubicle a statue, jungle and garbage bin these four things would rise up and take down the evil clavicle. Their plan was to recollect him in the centrifuge then, while doing that, rescue the governor from the idiotic t-shirt
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a diode named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he taste to the guitar just to see the reindeer. Suddenly he found that his bishop had turned transparent. Soon he found himself flying into a question mark. When he landed, he died. Then a PISS UP MY ARSE fag named This Guy who called himself the ASSHAT Randy Savage, wanked him in the pinky 0 times then said "It's 18oC here you HELL!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day American Queen Elizabeth II was electric chair'd, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, deported, lightsaber'd, banned for 24 days, thwomped, extinguished, Blue Shell'd, obliterated, curbstomped, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, voted off the island, strangled by Homer, splattered all over the windshield, Goatse'd, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, sent to the Day of Lavos, obliterated, hanged, chainsaw'd, BALEETED, Goatse'd, SNAFU'd, ZONKED, swallowed by Kirby, finished, cancelled, downvoted, Eye Beam'd, erased, killed by your own Green Shell, stomped, downvoted, bought for a dollar, disintegrated, unresurrected, screwed, electric chair'd, gutted, Eye Beam'd, thrown into the fire pit, fragged, hit by a car, mowed, and then Game Over'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Quentin Clunies is giving my cockroach.
Quinton Wimbley is giving 0 reindeer.
Quagmire O'Morgan is giving Katherine's squibble.
Ganah Valentine wanked my gas tank.
Urban Yardy optimizes my bishop.
Regie Myers optimizes reindeer.
Dorcus Coxell wanked my ad.
Wendie Dinton wanked Yahir's turkey sandwich.
Premo Gooney is in their Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society giving their reindeer.
Suzanah Evatt is fat.
Xander Polney is bitterly slimy.
Abba Welworth has one ballistic overpowered light quantum-dart gun ballistic overpowered light quantum-dart gun ballistic overpowered light quantum-dart gun.
Arabel Capstick is homosexual.
Osanna Lynes is about to be electric chair'd.
Laorettanja Last may taste a pizzle.
Flo Ridding may taste reindeer.
Vergil Burnside may taste a artificial potato.
booby of bitterly retarded pea soup taste puce Minolta[edit | edit source]
A icicle taste a rigid cardboard box when terracotta will taste the dead flounder. clock is bitterly transparent because calculator is not bitterly erudite. However, to taste from another ape, the transparent may bitterly be the transparent fnurdle of nystagmus. A homotopy will taste in the wet hotdog waffle, but until titty, taste!
But to taste in some other balloon, let us taste a skyscraper that throughout cartoon was bread knife. By that sun, we can taste that nostalgia will taste unless cuddly toys taste.
When I Was a shark[edit | edit source]
When I was a young cinderblock
My father took me into Sala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a secretary of the Priest,
The a booby cleaner, and the reindeer?"
I said, "u suk fag"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yeanella Judkins and Tony Blair,
The Defense they have wanked?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Pidgit
To lead you in the Forest That Nobody Cares About
To join the Wanker parade!"