Mad Libs/examples2
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The iron curtains to the organs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a balloon employed a etching. Then things got egregious. The antibody deliberated a liquidation then things got even more rickety. Eventually egregious took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Dr. Phil. Made up of a reindeer a cream-filled donut, claptrap and website these four things would rise up and take down the evil gyroscope. Their plan was to fuck him in the earlobe then, while doing that, rescue the slightly-below-average man from the offensive MIDI controller
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a president-for-life named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he pwnify to the cob just to see the iron curtains. Suddenly he found that his businessman had turned egregious. Soon he found himself flying into a castle. When he landed, he died. Then a NIGGER fag named Black Jesus who called himself the DOT HEAD Paris Hilton, absorbed him in the ear 0 times then said "It's 26oC here you NIPPLES!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Nicaraguan Britney Spears was forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", banned for 24 days, given drain bamage, votekicked, bought for a dollar, tried as a witch, converted to Scientology, curbstomped, incinerated, sprayed with pesticides, given a sex change, crushed by [Santa], roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, stomped, moved to the bottom of the food chain, Nerf'd, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, given a sex change, Blue Screen of Death'd, executed by snu-snu, farted on for 0 centuries, sprayed with pesticides, kicked to the curb, eviscerated, executed by snu-snu, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, Candy Crushed ™, annihilated, SNAFU'd, bombed by terrorists, curbstomped, owned, transmogrified into a worm, laid to rest, tasered for 0 minutes straight, vandalized, Zidane'd, farted on for 0 centuries, Nerf'd, abducted, BENSONATED, pushed off the Empire State Building, ambushed by 0 n00bs, timeshifted to Sept. 31, and then poned by a bade speeler. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Kerri Querney is bamboozling my apple.
Jenna Geswell is bamboozling 0 iron curtains.
Robin Utten is bamboozling Yvonne Sarah's blow-up doll.
Ingers Hever absorbed my lemming.
Frankie Zorn attracts my bathing ape.
Collene Norwell attracts iron curtains.
Zebedee Pettengill absorbed my sysadmin.
Paulina Flyn absorbed Hamlet's Volvo.
Rich Retter is in their cartoon bamboozling their iron curtains.
Warton Nycolson is medieval.
Yaffa Ellen is chaotically shiny.
Anh Dancombe has one useless overpowered prototype pirate-minigun useless overpowered prototype pirate-minigun useless overpowered prototype pirate-minigun.
Xenia Kelf is anti-semitic.
Ogden Darling is about to be forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!".
Laurindellumintanya Johns shall not pwnify a television.
Hodge Chillensworth shall not pwnify iron curtains.
Bevvy Kinnarney shall not pwnify a opaque rock.
antibody of chaotically ugly bingo pwnify huge temple[edit | edit source]
A terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER pwnify a luminous paedophile when pie will pwnify the crab cake. ban is chaotically egregious because clitoris is not chaotically zany. However, to pwnify from another riverbank, the egregious may chaotically be the egregious PlayStation of contraband. A lumberjack will pwnify in the ridiculous dominatrix, but until dongle, pwnify!
But to pwnify in some other random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack, let us pwnify a kitten piccata that to read-only memory was jellybean. By that bass guitar, we can pwnify that fat will pwnify unless whereaboutss pwnify.
When I Was a eel[edit | edit source]
When I was a young helm
My father took me into Bollnäs City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a writer of the Witch Doctor,
The a quarterback, and the iron curtains?"
I said, "j00 got p4wn'd"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Burma Inkson and Elvis Presley,
The Hunting they have absorbed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Pitchin' Chuck
To lead you on Uranus
To join the Faggot parade!"