Mad Libs/examples2

spine-chilling possibility/age9

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The delicious pies circa the electrons

It all started when a brickbat swallowed a Subaru. Then things got spine-chilling. The liquid goo deliberated a cookie cutter then things got even more shiny. Eventually spine-chilling took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bill Gates. Made up of a salad fork a dishwasher, abba and blah these four things would rise up and take down the evil milk. Their plan was to abominate him in the able-bodied spiderman gimp train then, while doing that, rescue the tit from the bright lava

Flying Scots

There was once a nob named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he discalceate to the Tanner Thompson just to see the delicious pies. Suddenly he found that his library had turned spine-chilling. Soon he found himself flying into a egg. When he landed, he died. Then a CHICKEN SHIT fag named Bill Bailey who called himself the ARSE Darth Vader, sacrificed him in the thumb 0 times then said "It's 0^oF here you BONER!"

death

One day Iraqi Bill Clinton was downvoted, yoinked, 999'd in the upside-down world, sniped, ninja'd, voted off the island, turned into a brony, Eye Beam'd, 20-hit combo'd, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, decimated, removed from the game, Flamethrower'd, electric chair'd, abducted, dipped in acid, killed by your own Green Shell, nuked, Game Over'd, Zidane'd, banned for 24 days, sliced by a falling icicle, vindicated, planarly isolated, tarred and feathered, put in the dishwasher, disembowelled, Bankrupted, caught by an ant-lion, SNAFU'd, deported, moved to the bottom of the food chain, bombed, dissected, uninvited to the party, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, Game Over'd, obliterated, KO'd, Game Over'd, curbstomped, catapulted away, Red Shell'd, terminated, and then Blue Screen of Death'd. The End.

people

Valorie Underhay is throwing my brick wall.

Xavier O'Slattery is throwing 0 delicious pies.

Grent Pettengill is throwing Ioanah's spermicide.

Verina MacKusker sacrificed my buddy.

Yves Grisham approves my hobgoblin.

Oliana Taulty approves delicious pies.

Vincentia Vorley sacrificed my chump.

Bel Hale sacrificed Garrett's nitrogen.

Dallen Bloomsberry is in their jellybean throwing their delicious pies.

Zhanu Utting is homosexual.

Tracey Hilwell is incessantly expensive.

Powers Quinnelly has one flaming biological extra-large phaser-musket flaming biological extra-large phaser-musket flaming biological extra-large phaser-musket.

Pearlie Nethercoat is suffering from an oedipus complex.

Virge Crombie is about to be downvoted.

Kevie Quinniff should discalceate a sysop.

Malory Tyrell should discalceate delicious pies.

Britany Lain should discalceate a sizable lint.

Goblin Glider of incessantly remarkable amplifier discalceate demoralizing communist

A stick discalceate a crazed applesauce when cutlass will discalceate the apple. pine cone is incessantly spine-chilling because titty is not incessantly big. However, to discalceate from another bunny, the spine-chilling may incessantly be the spine-chilling nuclear reactor of alligator. A journalist will discalceate in the yellow pork chop, but until mouse, discalceate!

But to discalceate in some other microscope, let us discalceate a eye infection that circa snake was dollhouse. By that neurotoxin, we can discalceate that diet pill will discalceate unless cowboys discalceate.

When I Was a fork

When I was a young arcade

My father took me into Västerås City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the an athlete of the Shaman,

The an astronaut, and the delicious pies?"

I said, "1447!!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Virgil Elyard and Rayman,

The Age they have sacrificed?

Because one day, I'll leave you a quantum mechanic

To lead you on a neutron star

To join the Faggot parade!"

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