Mad Libs/examples2

quivering toboggan/round house9

Important: If you burn less than 99% satisfied with this brickbat, you may be expensive for a explosive alligator.

The glycerins beside the operating systems

It all started when a gyroscope optimized a idiot. Then things got quivering. The coffee wanked a hairball then things got even more contagious. Eventually quivering took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Courtney Love. Made up of a waffle a crab cake, television and sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack these four things would rise up and take down the evil pumpkin. Their plan was to analyse him in the devaporiser then, while doing that, rescue the Audi from the cheery arctangent

Flying Scots

There was once a Audi named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he sanctify to the lobby just to see the glycerins. Suddenly he found that his clavichord had turned quivering. Soon he found himself flying into a operating system. When he landed, he died. Then a I'LL RAPE YOU fag named The King of the Internet who called himself the SACRED Madonna, destroyed him in the acne 0 times then said "It's 60^oF here you SHITHEAD!"

death

One day Turkmen Peyton Manning was BALEETED, disenchanted, compressed into a single point, vandalized, sent to sleep with the fishes, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, killed by your own Green Shell, buried alive, removed from the game, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, Raigeki'd, sniped, disintegrated, sent to the Day of Lavos, fired by your boss, exterminated, BALEETED, granted 72 virgins by Allah, Blue Screen of Death'd, pushed off the Empire State Building, painted black, disintegrated, strangled by Homer, skewer'd, BALEETED, uninvited to the party, eaten by 60 gators, sent to detention, spammed, condemned, executed by snu-snu, detonated, suffocated in your farts, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, and thwacked over the head with a broom!, disembowelled, owned, pissed on, huffed, flattened by a falling piano, exterminated, Bob-omb'd, chased by 0 pedestrians, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, and then rickroll'd. The End.

people

Ursuline Phenix is washing my tit.

Roy Slenney is washing 0 glycerins.

Tawanna Clarkson is washing Heuter's deleted page.

Yahir Vincott destroyed my prostate.

Quinn Kenneally amuses my rollerblade.

Dulcey Reeder amuses glycerins.

Lyssa Dilnot destroyed my dime.

Veola Ibbott destroyed Young's mad axe-murderer.

Uma St. Lawrence is in their daffodil washing their glycerins.

Delafield Easthwaite is demoralizing.

Xander Mynoge is peacefully emancipated.

Gaye Yeats has one deadly electric heavy quantum-minigun deadly electric heavy quantum-minigun deadly electric heavy quantum-minigun.

Moran Ulf is asexual.

Tayten Rainbow is about to be BALEETED.

Serena Hallissey might sanctify a sysop.

Quinten Dewson might sanctify glycerins.

Nanette Irons might sanctify a mundane gas tank.

vandal of peacefully shiny nitrogen sanctify common Chuck Norris impersonator

A Volvo sanctify a opaque fish when communist will sanctify the sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack. swimming pool is peacefully quivering because Sparta is not peacefully unbalanced. However, to sanctify from another tuxedo, the quivering may peacefully be the quivering liger of computer. A Suzuki will sanctify in the foreign egg, but until lasagna, sanctify!

But to sanctify in some other galleon, let us sanctify a bachelor that beside suicide bomber was Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. By that diet mouthwash, we can sanctify that squibble will sanctify unless tuxedos sanctify.

When I Was a graffiti

When I was a young domino

My father took me into Ängelholm City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a doctor of the Paladin,

The a unemployed bum, and the glycerins?"

I said, "ur gay. lol"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Jack Leslie Veall and Kyle Broflovski,

The Will they have destroyed?

Because one day, I'll leave you a tasmanian devil on acid

To lead you on Venus

To join the Ass parade!"

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