Mad Libs/examples2
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The staplers amidst the documents[edit | edit source]
It all started when a diet pill wrote a fnord. Then things got equivalent. The round house accentuated a buffalo then things got even more rhyming. Eventually equivalent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Benito Mussolini. Made up of a bollocks a arc welder, nitrogen and milquetoast these four things would rise up and take down the evil chisel. Their plan was to derail him in the thumbtack then, while doing that, rescue the abba from the fervent gelato
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a tong named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he subvocalize to the tadpole just to see the staplers. Suddenly he found that his toaster had turned equivalent. Soon he found himself flying into a newspaper. When he landed, he died. Then a HELL fag named George W. Bush who called himself the HELL Benedict Arnold, meditated him in the mouth 0 times then said "It's 27oC here you DICKHEAD!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Iranian Samus Aran was raped and killed, decapitated, Zidane'd, annihilated, turned into a brony, SHOT, checkmated, lightning bolted, VFD'd, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, wasted by a big green semi truck, bombed by terrorists, sacrificed by the Aztecs, sent to sleep with the fishes, tarred and feathered, owned, de1337ed, nuked, Eye Beam'd, converted to Scientology, Final Smash'd, bombed out, Killer card'ed, possessed, fucked, disassembled, crapped on, unresurrected, drawn and quartered, sent to the Day of Lavos, eliminated, compressed into a single point, Red Shell'd, electrocuted by 0 Grues, compressed into a single point, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, sold for scrap metal, removed from the game, cancelled, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, tried as a witch, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, WOODBURNINATED , terminated, and then covered in tar and feathers. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Ophra Nudds is lolling my Hyundai.
Detra Perring is lolling 0 staplers.
Verna Elwyn is lolling Hannon's vortex.
Young Roper meditated my leash.
Yana Quillenane h4x0rz my lemon.
Karlyna Freney h4x0rz staplers.
Smokie Pateshall meditated my fistula.
Staceigh Vach meditated Kendall's l33t h4x0r.
Callaghan Zorkin is in their read-only memory lolling their staplers.
Karoll Rawdon is petrifying.
Barbey O'Quinney is exuberantly idiotic.
Quinn Rowley has one poisonous biological light laser-zip gun poisonous biological light laser-zip gun poisonous biological light laser-zip gun.
Unity Crick is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Alicia Wickliff is about to be raped and killed.
Xavier Vowell couldn't subvocalize a Toyota.
Bertine Greenwade couldn't subvocalize staplers.
Tawny Stabbing couldn't subvocalize a erudite sea bass.
etch-a-sketch of exuberantly posh rope subvocalize retarded ostrich egg[edit | edit source]
A clever trick subvocalize a moribund extension cord when castle will subvocalize the star. arcsine is exuberantly equivalent because rucksack is not exuberantly nonsensical. However, to subvocalize from another nob, the equivalent may exuberantly be the equivalent coffee of apple. A prostate will subvocalize in the erudite clavicle, but until homotopy, subvocalize!
But to subvocalize in some other virus, let us subvocalize a adverb that amidst oddball was microscope. By that raid, we can subvocalize that queer will subvocalize unless nobs subvocalize.
When I Was a ribaldry[edit | edit source]
When I was a young DVD
My father took me into Uppsala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a maid of the Man of God,
The a computer programmer, and the staplers?"
I said, "i pwnz u"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Huw Hornscombe and Gottfried Leibniz,
The Fletching they have meditated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Gronn
To lead you on Venus
To join the Pussy parade!"