Mad Libs/examples2
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The skulls upon the brooms[edit | edit source]
It all started when a adverb insulted a round house. Then things got slimy. The oddball crystallised a rickroll then things got even more hateful. Eventually slimy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Michael Moore. Made up of a adjective a centrifuge, fealty and glass orb these four things would rise up and take down the evil queer. Their plan was to oscillate him in the cod then, while doing that, rescue the faceplant from the macabre liger
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a fish named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he feel to the chisel just to see the skulls. Suddenly he found that his disaster had turned slimy. Soon he found himself flying into a DVD. When he landed, he died. Then a ASSHOLE fag named Angelina Jolie who called himself the P'KANG Shaquille O'Neal, optimized him in the zit 0 times then said "It's 23oC here you JUSTIN BIEBER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Cuban Abu Hamza was removed from the game, drownded, fucked, planarly isolated, crapped on, stoned, possessed, given the toxic marshmallow, petrified, Aeroblasted, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, eradicated, killed by your own Green Shell, thrown off a cliff, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, Killer card'ed, pissed on, sent to sleep with the fishes, and totally freakin' pwn'd!, crucified, incinerated, regurgitated, extinguished, tried as a witch, VFD'd, yoinked, transwikied, annihilated, crushed by Tetrominoes, curbstomped, feasted on Thanksgiving, crucified, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", totally freakin' pwn'd, sent packing, fired by your boss, zapped by infrared radiation, turned off, sold for scrap metal, hit by a car, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, Death Note'd, crucified, SolarBeamed, pwnt to death, and then eaten by a Grue. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Packston MacMoran is throwing my llama.
Larraine Kay Atterwell is throwing 0 skulls.
Gilligan Whitaker is throwing Micah's Xbox.
Ursuline Regan optimized my hose.
Hathaway Braddock riots my search engine.
Neysa Vowell riots skulls.
Roddy Eardington optimized my Mitsubishi.
Norma Ensor optimized Luminiangela's cable.
Wilborn MacAnulla is in their hadron throwing their skulls.
Porter Zender is dark.
Quinten Sowtham is quickly poopy.
Xandra Juby has one freezing armour-piercing laser-glue gun freezing armour-piercing laser-glue gun freezing armour-piercing laser-glue gun.
Alethea Worley is lesbian.
Frazier Olsson is about to be removed from the game.
HyeJun Dixie shall not feel a hobgoblin.
Peninna Jeeney shall not feel skulls.
Napoleon Brantingham shall not feel a emancipated blimp.
mop of quickly congruent cinderblock feel flammable lunch[edit | edit source]
A hadron feel a vast polyethylene when zygote will feel the couch. treetop is quickly slimy because guillotine is not quickly emancipated. However, to feel from another Kirby, the slimy may quickly be the slimy arcade of rain meter. A terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER will feel in the controversial rickroll, but until hose, feel!
But to feel in some other encyclopedia, let us feel a padlock that upon computer was stampede. By that iPod, we can feel that pool will feel unless jungles feel.
When I Was a airplane[edit | edit source]
When I was a young luggage
My father took me into Kalmar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a poopsmith of the Paladin,
The a conductor, and the skulls?"
I said, "WAT?"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Wilkin Newlands and Optimus Prime,
The Thieving they have optimized?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Zaurask
To lead you in Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters
To join the Cockmongler parade!"