Mad Libs/examples2
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The cockroaches to the kittens[edit | edit source]
It all started when a turkey sandwich baptized a tire. Then things got pyrrhic. The glycerin expelled a deviant then things got even more crazed. Eventually pyrrhic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Y. Made up of a administrator a peanut, cockroach and zipper these four things would rise up and take down the evil sonk. Their plan was to stink him in the plate then, while doing that, rescue the paedophile from the ill-bred Geiger counter
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a PINGA named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he model to the cardboard box just to see the cockroaches. Suddenly he found that his book had turned pyrrhic. Soon he found himself flying into a bazooka. When he landed, he died. Then a DOUGHNUT PUNCHER fag named MrX who called himself the COCKSHITTER WohMi, froze him in the vein 0 times then said "It's 28oF here you MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Hungarian Sylvester Stallone was found out, erased, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", hit by a car, dehydrated, Bob-omb'd, assassinated, Death Note'd, farted on for 0 centuries, End Task'd, caught in a temporal paradox, ninja'd, torn apart, thrown into the fire pit, Fucking Killed™, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, evicted, sold for scrap metal, catapulted away, retired, Aeroblasted, ZONKED, Candy Crushed ™, abducted, transmogrified into a worm, hexed, disembowelled, extinguished, beef jerkified, framed, tarred and feathered, crucified, shipped to Mars, removed from the game, excluded from the future, planarly isolated, overthrown, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, vindicated, screwed, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, tried as a witch, shipped to Mars, and then 999'd in the upside-down world. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Verona Overy is giving my tit.
Alarise Killoran is giving 0 cockroaches.
Jane O'Riney is giving Parris's Pokémon.
Wilhelmine Sheehy froze my caterer.
Garren Udall worships my hotel.
O'Bie Qualey worships cockroaches.
Josy Hewell froze my faceplant.
Oralie Nichol froze Thora's PINGA.
Ownah Janes is in their facepalm giving their cockroaches.
Jamill Shearling is congruent.
Nohemi Parr is virtually free.
Zhanu Louch has one radioactive biological heavy quantum-glue gun radioactive biological heavy quantum-glue gun radioactive biological heavy quantum-glue gun.
Jennipher Ambrose is sexually perverted.
Zaguirre Elseworth is about to be found out.
Ola Yearsley might model a knickknack.
Kandace Ussher might model cockroaches.
Jacky Paton might model a zany conspiracy.
leash of virtually dubious road model pointless plate[edit | edit source]
A dog model a huge kakistocracy when nexus will model the forest. caterer is virtually pyrrhic because insanity is not virtually unrefined. However, to model from another communist, the pyrrhic may virtually be the pyrrhic critter of codswallop. A snowflake will model in the homosexual jeans, but until osteoporosis, model!
But to model in some other cat, let us model a titty that to treetop was nuclear reactor. By that philosopher, we can model that cream-filled donut will model unless sporks model.
When I Was a stick[edit | edit source]
When I was a young zombiebaron
My father took me into Nybro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a steward of the Bishop,
The a unemployed bum, and the cockroaches?"
I said, "FGSFDS"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Hillier Chittleborough and Jim Carrey,
The Haiku Resistance they have froze?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Darkhound
To lead you in the Forest That Nobody Cares About
To join the Goddamn parade!"