Mad Libs/examples2
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The pillows upon the drafts[edit | edit source]
It all started when a bottle moccasinified a chump. Then things got nude. The polyethylene expelled a server then things got even more rickety. Eventually nude took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Aunt Jemima. Made up of a imitation fake vomit a lowbrow, apple and virus these four things would rise up and take down the evil rickroll. Their plan was to employ him in the gas tank then, while doing that, rescue the diamond from the fanatical featherbed
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Swiss cheese named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he inflate to the swimming pool just to see the pillows. Suddenly he found that his dot had turned nude. Soon he found himself flying into a ovary. When he landed, he died. Then a WOP fag named PIGGY who called himself the BITCH PF4Eva, recollected him in the belly button 0 times then said "It's 67oF here you LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Belorussian Macbeth was outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, Ice Beamed, Candy Crushed ™, outsmarted by a 5th grader, popped, Final Smash'd, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, thwomped, Death Note'd, converted to Scientology, lightsaber'd, planarly isolated, feasted on Thanksgiving, hexed, executed by snu-snu, 999'd in the upside-down world, thrown into the fire pit, Nerf'd, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, caught in a landslide, possessed, electric chair'd, poisoned, left behind while the world was ending, deleted, crushed into a cube, buried alive, QVFD'd, ASPLODE'd, put in the dishwasher, Green Shell'd, shipped to Mars, transwikied, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, Death Note'd, KO'd, torn apart, put in the dishwasher, fired, pissed on, outsmarted by a 5th grader, sliced by a falling icicle, crushed into a cube, BALEETED, and then soaked in gasoline and set on fire. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Ruthlyn Quenborough is pandering my read-only memory.
Uma Yetts is pandering 0 pillows.
Verity Quinliven is pandering Briana's microwave.
Nicki Christine Ilett recollected my mycobacterium.
Laurinashley Mordey agrees my airplane.
Nicole Freshney agrees pillows.
Talbert Utber recollected my Pontiac.
Galloway Gawsworth recollected Rosabel's dystopia.
Felicia Inverclyde is in their stormcloud pandering their pillows.
John Wynn Hestin is clumsy.
Tari Viccars is winningly cheap.
[insert given name here] Colgrave has one freezing overpowered double-ultra super megaquantum-cannon freezing overpowered double-ultra super megaquantum-cannon freezing overpowered double-ultra super megaquantum-cannon.
Uma Ithell is intersexual.
Cary Herald is about to be outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed.
Gracey Etterington shall inflate a sesame seed oil.
Andrea Prendergass shall inflate pillows.
Dawkin Scally shall inflate a XTREME hitman.
chiffon of winningly vulgar rope inflate substandard beagle[edit | edit source]
A sweet and sour chicken inflate a sheer ballroom when engraving will inflate the waffle. arctangent is winningly nude because Aspergers is not winningly equivalent. However, to inflate from another indefinite block, the nude may winningly be the nude spoon of cake. A glycerin will inflate in the mediocre mouse, but until coffee, inflate!
But to inflate in some other diamond, let us inflate a lighting that upon 20-hit combo was peat moss. By that rape, we can inflate that dolly will inflate unless bathing suits inflate.
When I Was a booby[edit | edit source]
When I was a young poodle
My father took me into Skövde City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a nurse of the Prophet,
The a rock god, and the pillows?"
I said, "i pwnd u lawl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Franklin Enscombe and Gordon Brown,
The Self-esteem they have recollected?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Bugbear
To lead you in the Haunted Mansion
To join the Titty parade!"