Mad Libs/examples2
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The Euroipods past the face masks[edit | edit source]
It all started when a lint rewarded a flightdeck. Then things got spontaneous. The lobster moccasinified a killer whale then things got even more shimmery. Eventually spontaneous took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Elvis Presley. Made up of a crystal a lasagna, clever trick and copyist these four things would rise up and take down the evil politician. Their plan was to lather him in the Nintendo then, while doing that, rescue the imitation fake vomit from the lifeless houseplant
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Swiss cheese named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he zap to the Hyundai just to see the Euroipods. Suddenly he found that his pizzle had turned spontaneous. Soon he found himself flying into a linux. When he landed, he died. Then a INBRED fag named Dracula who called himself the SUITCASE PENIS Luigi, discombobulated him in the penis 0 times then said "It's 54oF here you BEAVER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Zairean Ronald McDonald was sent to the Day of Lavos, Rick Roll'd, Eye Beam'd, derailed, pwnt to death, checkmated, outsmarted by a 5th grader, Flamethrower'd, catapulted away, terminated, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, hit for 6, compressed into a single point, turned into a brony, Final Smash'd, ZONKED, drownded, compressed into a single point, voted off the island, stoned, sworded, electric chair'd, devoured by crocodiles, buried alive, devoured by crocodiles, vandalized, compressed into a single point, caught stepping on the red zone, incinerated, mowed, possessed, fired by your boss, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), imploded, touched by Michael Jackson, electric chair'd, Killer card'ed, sprayed with pesticides, deep-fried, put in the dryer, put in the dishwasher, gutted, splattered all over the windshield, owned, and then bombed by terrorists. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Flower Vach is constructing my cabinet.
York Roxburgh is constructing 0 Euroipods.
Odella Quantrill is constructing Rena's ooze.
Florrie Schwiesow discombobulated my corset.
Welle Zebedee sanctifies my cockgoblin.
Viqar Jeynes sanctifies Euroipods.
Bertrand Yerworth discombobulated my madman.
Omarosa Zorn discombobulated Bettine's Ford Pinto.
Rowena Jehu is in their MIDI controller constructing their Euroipods.
Dane Simmington is shitty.
Karroll Mossley is mundanely alarming.
Annegret Wordsworth has one flaming rocket-propelled double-ultra super megaphaser-musket flaming rocket-propelled double-ultra super megaphaser-musket flaming rocket-propelled double-ultra super megaphaser-musket.
Anabelle Leman is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Layton Zebedee is about to be sent to the Day of Lavos.
Trudy Ratlidge can zap a gasoline.
Ida Feenan can zap Euroipods.
Bobby Jo Westness can zap a oblivious monoclonal antibody.
stampede of mundanely slutty ocean zap posh faceplant[edit | edit source]
A etching zap a fervent deleted page when tong will zap the scroll. philanthropist is mundanely spontaneous because evil secret Canadian mind-control device is not mundanely hairy. However, to zap from another monster, the spontaneous may mundanely be the spontaneous needle of brisket. A balloon will zap in the shimmery couch, but until titty, zap!
But to zap in some other earlobe, let us zap a cheval-de-frise that past fluff and stuff was terracotta. By that computer, we can zap that candlestick will zap unless cameras zap.
When I Was a ripple[edit | edit source]
When I was a young philosopher
My father took me into Arvika City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a spaceman of the Witch Doctor,
The a computer programmer, and the Euroipods?"
I said, "STFU N00b!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Caroline Luckcuck and Bowser,
The Prayer they have discombobulated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Reaper and Reapette
To lead you on the Moon
To join the Cunt parade!"