Mad Libs/examples2
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The blenders times the blenders[edit | edit source]
It all started when a peat moss feasted a l33t h4x0r. Then things got mediocre. The booby deceived a puffery then things got even more morbid. Eventually mediocre took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named David Beckham. Made up of a loser a Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, osteoporosis and cheese these four things would rise up and take down the evil eeble. Their plan was to subtract him in the dystopia then, while doing that, rescue the amplifier from the uninviting muff
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a vandalism named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he fuck to the railing just to see the blenders. Suddenly he found that his oxygen had turned mediocre. Soon he found himself flying into a zoot suit. When he landed, he died. Then a MILF fag named David Beckham who called himself the FAGGOT Pee-wee Herman, sniffed him in the armpit 0 times then said "It's 31oF here you WINDOWS VISTA!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Malian Slobodan Milošević was Green Shell'd, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, bombed out, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, disenchanted, h4xx0rd, Killer card'ed, shanked, zapped by infrared radiation, compressed into a single point, imploded, devoured by crocodiles, hit by a Care Bear Stare, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, infiniban'd, tackled, wasted by a big green semi truck, finished, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, sacrificed by the Aztecs, outsmarted by a 5th grader, Avada Kedavra'd, tasered for 0 minutes straight, de1337ed, Hadouken'd, capped, buried in homework, Avada Kedavra'd, burninated, killed half-to-death twice, trapped without food or drink, put in the dryer, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, compressed into a single point, hit by a Care Bear Stare, exterminated, Avada Kedavra'd, BENSONATED, trapped without food or drink, de1337ed, eaten by a Gorken, End Task'd, h4xx0rd, told to sit in the corner of a round room, and then Green Shell'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Oralia O'Mollarky is earning my antibody.
Zhanu Echyngham is earning 0 blenders.
Quinn Domerthane is earning Deanna's amplifier.
Dane Jewhurst sniffed my blocked user.
Pru Eardington analyzes my rickroll.
Jorja Yerworth analyzes blenders.
Basia Utten sniffed my sysop.
Gwen Margaret Pilling sniffed Cecelia's crystal.
Xanther Nowne is in their lockpick earning their blenders.
Delilah Zonneveld is intransigent.
Quin Arragan is ridiculously implosive.
Foster Upston has one paralyzing armour-piercing rough pirate-rocket-launcher paralyzing armour-piercing rough pirate-rocket-launcher paralyzing armour-piercing rough pirate-rocket-launcher.
Elisabeth Zebedee is a racist.
Tommie Whittington is about to be Green Shell'd.
Larita Jobe may not fuck a home theater system.
Yann Niven may not fuck blenders.
Zaveah Mullen may not fuck a erotic limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.
CD of ridiculously massive diet pill fuck pale kakistocracy[edit | edit source]
A cinderblock fuck a posh cellphone when peacock will fuck the grue. skull is ridiculously mediocre because xylophone is not ridiculously defenestratable. However, to fuck from another dephlogisticated air, the mediocre may ridiculously be the mediocre liquid goo of racket. A Cadillac will fuck in the ridiculous barn, but until US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet, fuck!
But to fuck in some other feces, let us fuck a killer whale that times businessman was linux. By that kakistocracy, we can fuck that pumpkin will fuck unless teabags fuck.
When I Was a garbage bin[edit | edit source]
When I was a young virus
My father took me into Sundsvall City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a game maker of the Prophet,
The a lawyer, and the blenders?"
I said, "OMFG!!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Britany Zuttah and Pablo Picasso,
The Axe Skill they have sniffed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Werewolf
To lead you on Pluto
To join the Motherfuck parade!"