Mad Libs/examples2
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The gas tanks to the ricers[edit | edit source]
It all started when a library reduced a dot. Then things got fake. The copyist deliberated a station wagon then things got even more sanguine. Eventually fake took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bill Gates. Made up of a Pokémon a hallway, antibacterial and eye infection these four things would rise up and take down the evil monkey. Their plan was to problematize him in the Sparta then, while doing that, rescue the liquid goo from the remarkable Pokémon
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a furry named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he lick to the peacock just to see the gas tanks. Suddenly he found that his kitten had turned fake. Soon he found himself flying into a exhaust pipe. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCK fag named Albert Einstein who called himself the BLISTERING BARNACLES Bad Motherfucker, baptized him in the toenail 0 times then said "It's 17oC here you JACKASS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Prussian Vin Diesel was chainsaw'd, planarly isolated, moved to the bottom of the food chain, WOODBURNINATED , bombed out, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, finished, covered in tar and feathers, touched by Michael Jackson, lightsaber'd, Flamethrower'd, found out, framed, catapulted away, hit by a Care Bear Stare, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", turned into a brony, detonated, crushed into a cube, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Bankrupted, made into a strange Internet fad, trapped without food or drink, sent to sleep with the fishes, totally freakin' pwn'd, 20-hit combo'd, locked in the basement, suffocated in your farts, petrified, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, cheated on, Blue Screen of Death'd, eaten by a Monouga, Final Smash'd, transwikied, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, stomped, incinerated, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, feasted on Thanksgiving, incinerated, suffocated, killed half-to-death twice, Aeroblasted, and then downvoted. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Jennipher Jarvie is bamboozling my magma.
Pena Stanborough is bamboozling 0 gas tanks.
Glenna Messling is bamboozling Yves's lemming.
Felipe Hawford baptized my suicidal lemming.
Malkia Cruikshank arrests my deleted page.
Lemar Uffington arrests gas tanks.
Oral Mellon baptized my Pac-Man.
Heather Spillan baptized Steff's electrified mocha chinchilla.
Ed O'Phelan is in their nostalgia bamboozling their gas tanks.
James Newton Holman is ineffective.
Ruth Lurkins is unsympathetically fanatical.
Adabelle Tyre has one poisonous stupidly overelaborate prototype quantum-flamethrower poisonous stupidly overelaborate prototype quantum-flamethrower poisonous stupidly overelaborate prototype quantum-flamethrower.
Ruthlyn Kenningford is a prostitute.
Saffo Jagger is about to be chainsaw'd.
Kirsty O'Neill will lick a love.
Euna Goring will lick gas tanks.
Curtis Vegwell will lick a dazzling toaster.
fistula of unsympathetically rude Toyota lick huge devaporiser[edit | edit source]
A death plane lick a megalomaniacal clavicle when graffiti will lick the dog. lumberjack is unsympathetically fake because riverbank is not unsympathetically massive. However, to lick from another mongoose, the fake may unsympathetically be the fake animal of lockpick. A garbage bin will lick in the bloody queen bee, but until leash, lick!
But to lick in some other leukemia, let us lick a arcade that to homotopy was clock. By that house, we can lick that zipper will lick unless tuxedos lick.
When I Was a clever trick[edit | edit source]
When I was a young faceplant
My father took me into Avesta City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a valkyrie of the Man of God,
The a nurse, and the gas tanks?"
I said, "OMG!1!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Jodie Leanne Palsey and Courtney Love,
The Spamming they have baptized?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Kallikan
To lead you in Castle Greyskull
To join the Bum fuck parade!"