Mad Libs/examples2
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The diamonds since the sheep[edit | edit source]
It all started when a diet pill deceived a dyslexia. Then things got straight. The queen bee sanctified a lunch then things got even more ugly. Eventually straight took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jerry Fallwell. Made up of a horse a Wikipedian, abba and DVD these four things would rise up and take down the evil telephone. Their plan was to sacrifice him in the microwave then, while doing that, rescue the lava from the white dominatrix
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a poodle named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he riot to the dishwasher just to see the diamonds. Suddenly he found that his random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack had turned straight. Soon he found himself flying into a raid. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK fag named Aunt Jemima who called himself the INBRED Chairman Mao, dried him in the calf 0 times then said "It's 61oC here you ASSHOLE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Icelandic Jerry Jackson was Surfed, killed in the sixth book, covered in tar and feathers, buried alive, yoinked, condemned, SNAFU'd, h4xx0rd, drawn and quartered, electric chair'd, hanged, touched by Michael Jackson, detonated, transmogrified into a worm, Bob-omb'd, disembowelled, detonated, spammed, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, pwnt, nuked, lightning bolted, suffocated in your farts, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, turned into a brony, tasered for 0 minutes straight, Final Smash'd, Aeroblasted, Flamethrower'd, crushed by Tetrominoes, Rick Roll'd, dipped in acid, eviscerated, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, nuked, disintegrated, put in the dryer, put in the dryer, Goatse'd, ASPLODE'd, timeshifted to Sept. 31, Blue Shell'd, fragged, disenchanted, and then huffed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Kaleigh Voter is navigating my zombiebaron.
Zosimus Lasty is navigating 0 diamonds.
Solly Renney is navigating Orenda's lollipop.
Yasmin Yardy dried my lumberjack.
Vander Trasy swallows my pumpkin.
Dorcas Jobling swallows diamonds.
Aretha Goulter dried my fluff and stuff.
Zeeter Shaw dried Brit's belt.
Yorke Quinnell is in their hybrid engine navigating their diamonds.
Yaffa Leveridge is loyal.
Unity Zorn is apathetically lovely.
Isuzu Eggett has one radioactive exploding light ion-minigun radioactive exploding light ion-minigun radioactive exploding light ion-minigun.
Bo Verling is anti-semitic.
Blakelee Admington is about to be Surfed.
Fern Daton may not riot a macaroon.
Dougherty Hamwell may not riot diamonds.
Quinny Sully may not riot a lifeless pen.
squid of apathetically common lumberjack riot unsophisticated Utility Muffin Research Kitchen[edit | edit source]
A Chuck Norris impersonator riot a universal caterer when foible will riot the copyist. cob is apathetically straight because cutting board is not apathetically cryptic. However, to riot from another Chevrolet, the straight may apathetically be the straight bimbo of octopus. A knickknack will riot in the quivering lemon, but until quetzal, riot!
But to riot in some other Tanner Thompson, let us riot a terrorist that since cauldron was quickloader. By that clock, we can riot that card game will riot unless bread knifes riot.
When I Was a sesame seed oil[edit | edit source]
When I was a young diet pill
My father took me into Sala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a cameraman of the Priest,
The an actor, and the diamonds?"
I said, "???????"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Hardin Claypool and Hugh Hefner,
The Evasion they have dried?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Iridescent Glint Beetle
To lead you behind you
To join the Wanker parade!"