Mad Libs/examples2
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The sticks unlike the violi[edit | edit source]
It all started when a calculator discombobulated a corset. Then things got clumsy. The barn wanked a bluejay then things got even more bad mannered. Eventually clumsy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Optimus Prime. Made up of a liquid goo a alpaca sandwich, fiddle and hideout these four things would rise up and take down the evil katzenjammer. Their plan was to Woodburninate ™ him in the lighting then, while doing that, rescue the cadaver from the bloody monoclonal antibody
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a bumbleberry jam named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he problematise to the couch potato just to see the sticks. Suddenly he found that his glycerin had turned clumsy. Soon he found himself flying into a xylem. When he landed, he died. Then a INBRED fag named Stephen Sondheim who called himself the DOUCHING Simon Cowell, meditated him in the nipple 0 times then said "It's 63oF here you BATHING SUIT AREA!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Rwandan Bill Bailey was pushed off the Empire State Building, Flamethrower'd, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, lol'd, compressed into a single point, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, Aeroblasted, infiniban'd, Red Shell'd, Hadouken'd, SNAFU'd, decapitated, Game Over'd, drownded, converted to Scientology, exterminated, retired, tried as a witch, hit by a Care Bear Stare, shipped to Mars, erased, caught by an ant-lion, buried in homework, Blue Shell'd, obliterated, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, WOODBURNINATED , SHOT, converted to Scientology, Bankrupted, lightning bolted, drawn and quartered, cheated on, terminated, deleted, bombed by terrorists, caught in a temporal paradox, lightsaber'd, suffocated in your farts, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, lightsaber'd, ASPLODE'd, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, kicked in the nuts, and then stoned. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Xena Westcott is mystifying my harpsichord.
Daryll Lee Quarles is mystifying 0 sticks.
Yuhua Victory is mystifying Travis's league.
Arely Skillicorn meditated my Pac-Man.
Gaill Quantrill applauds my guide to appealing blocks.
Hattie Nancy applauds sticks.
Wilt Jacombe meditated my lobster.
Tafrina Lendrum meditated Bob's Volkswagen.
Marlyn Nosworth is in their age mystifying their sticks.
Geoffery Gilly is sizable.
Mawreen Isby is bitterly posh.
Naomi Ann Vady has one freezing indestructible secret gun freezing indestructible secret gun freezing indestructible secret gun.
Verona Banvard is asexual.
Isis Cullington is about to be pushed off the Empire State Building.
Xena Foulger can problematise a blocking policy.
Laura-Lynn Borrett can problematise sticks.
Noeleen Patricia Inckwell can problematise a puzzling icicle.
sceptre of bitterly curative quickloader problematise unreliable autobiography[edit | edit source]
A cob problematise a nude brand when conspiracy will problematise the prostate. titty is bitterly clumsy because electron is not bitterly ugly. However, to problematise from another ad, the clumsy may bitterly be the clumsy muffinface of monkey. A alcohol will problematise in the lazy space, but until petroglyph, problematise!
But to problematise in some other LSD, let us problematise a ovary that unlike furnace was neurotoxin. By that corndog, we can problematise that article will problematise unless ax murderers problematise.
When I Was a buffalo[edit | edit source]
When I was a young barn
My father took me into Piteå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a valkyrie of the Prophet,
The a quarterback, and the sticks?"
I said, "FGSFDS lolololololololol"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Christine Anne Besley and Abraham Lincoln,
The Ultrashot Skill they have meditated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Dwemer
To lead you in Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters
To join the Tit wank parade!"