Mad Libs/examples2
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The airplanes out the skulls[edit | edit source]
It all started when a Green Lantern ring bamboozled a lockpick. Then things got senseless. The lumber optimised a castle then things got even more slippery. Eventually senseless took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Roger Clemens. Made up of a sockpuppet of an unregistered user a cuddly toy, God and amv these four things would rise up and take down the evil padlock. Their plan was to adhere him in the mountain then, while doing that, rescue the comma from the expensive gelato
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a paedophile named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he ruffle to the cinderblock just to see the airplanes. Suddenly he found that his operating theater had turned senseless. Soon he found himself flying into a mouse. When he landed, he died. Then a ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA fag named Paul Hindemith who called himself the DICKFACE Natalie Portman, analysed him in the cheek 0 times then said "It's 26oF here you ARSEBADGERS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Sumerian John Travolta was curbstomped, shot...by cancer, touched by Michael Jackson, tasered for 0 minutes straight, pissed on, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, imploded, smothered, swallowed by Kirby, infected with a computer virus, erased, touched by Michael Jackson, crapped on, evicted, annihilated, 999'd in the upside-down world, death trapped by JigSaw, zapped by infrared radiation, catapulted away, zapped by infrared radiation, evicted, dissected, Green Shell'd, sent to detention, trapped without food or drink, crushed by [candy], slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, drownded, Green Shell'd, pwnt, chainsaw'd, fucked, decimated, mowed, devoured by crocodiles, banned from the internet, put in the dishwasher, farted on for 0 centuries, timeshifted to Sept. 31, sued by Viacom, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, VFD'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", covered in tar and feathers, and then painted black. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Glen Illsley is deconstructing my facepalm.
Lil Borworth is deconstructing 0 airplanes.
Pearly Reason is deconstructing Oria's octohedron.
Quinton Rowin analysed my toboggan.
Marella Unsworth arranges my library.
Jess Knolan arranges airplanes.
Fitzgerald Perkings analysed my blow-up doll.
Uma O'Kyne analysed Jared's minecart.
Annabelle Hescott is in their attack page deconstructing their airplanes.
Faraj Alcombe is fat.
Candyce Bretherton is continuously grisly.
Xaviera Rierdane has one flaming overpowered shiny ninja-gun flaming overpowered shiny ninja-gun flaming overpowered shiny ninja-gun.
Talitha Howverson is a racist.
Nathaniel Hannavan is about to be curbstomped.
Call Parlone may ruffle a banana.
Trista Vineycombe may ruffle airplanes.
Isa Melton may ruffle a idiotic Oldsmobile.
boar of continuously nude Chuck Norris impersonator ruffle unreliable infinity[edit | edit source]
A foible ruffle a yellow alligator when buffalo will ruffle the adverb. dyslexia is continuously senseless because LSD is not continuously wet. However, to ruffle from another hideout, the senseless may continuously be the senseless cookie cutter of diet coke. A mad axe-murderer will ruffle in the mundane evil secret Canadian mind-control device, but until stick, ruffle!
But to ruffle in some other crystal, let us ruffle a factoid that out lumberjack was furry. By that tank, we can ruffle that nostril will ruffle unless sockpuppet of an unregistered users ruffle.
When I Was a Ford Pinto[edit | edit source]
When I was a young nostalgia
My father took me into Bollnäs City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a professional of the Paladin,
The a booby cleaner, and the airplanes?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Uranus Glendinning and Tom Osborne,
The Sexiness they have analysed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Behemoth
To lead you at Moe's Tavern
To join the Pussy parade!"