Mad Libs/examples2
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The ovens save the white boys[edit | edit source]
It all started when a clavichord assassinated a death plane. Then things got transparent. The equestrian threw a hairball then things got even more erudite. Eventually transparent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Fat Albert. Made up of a bridge a liquid goo, sockpuppet and diesel engine these four things would rise up and take down the evil dog. Their plan was to reason him in the league then, while doing that, rescue the nostril from the putrefying Soliton radar
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a facepalm named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he mature to the document just to see the ovens. Suddenly he found that his hovel had turned transparent. Soon he found himself flying into a tyrant. When he landed, he died. Then a FRIG fag named Oscar Wilde who called himself the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Joseph Stalin, lathered him in the calf 0 times then said "It's 25oF here you FELCHING!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Mexican Sapplerx was buried in homework, Avada Kedavra'd, flattened by a falling piano, drawn and quartered, kicked in the nuts, decimated, huffed, drawn and quartered, transmogrified into a worm, sold for scrap metal, beef jerkified, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, banned for 24 days, torch'd, given drain bamage, Rick Roll'd, kicked in the nuts, disintegrated, Hadouken'd, Killer card'ed, scammed, Red Shell'd, planarly isolated, removed from the game, Hadouken'd, Fucking Killed™, sent packing, vandalized, caught in a temporal paradox, curbstomped, eradicated, drawn and quartered, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, Flamethrower'd, trapped without food or drink, WOODBURNINATED , hit for 6, and huffed!, abducted, sent packing, given drain bamage, vandalized, reverted, hexed, Candy Crushed ™, Goatse'd, and then disembowelled. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Iggie O'Kelleher is deliberating my insanity.
Noelene Mylward is deliberating 0 ovens.
Rachell Weller is deliberating Yuakethia's hotel.
Zayne Pulney lathered my flatulence.
Bryce Dallas MacLerney curses my pumpkin.
Tomlin Nerney curses ovens.
Felicia Keyse lathered my xenomorph.
Kwok Rainthorpe lathered Jeanene's cowbell.
Brooke Luan Byington is in their 20-hit combo deliberating their ovens.
Isa Fogarthy is vast.
Keane Pullar is incessantly unpleased.
Hillier Oswick has one paralyzing electric ion-glue gun paralyzing electric ion-glue gun paralyzing electric ion-glue gun.
Callean Liffey is a prostitute.
Waldo Yockney is about to be buried in homework.
Yorke Kilrane shouldn't mature a jungle.
Kareene Zabel shouldn't mature ovens.
Blakeley Mile shouldn't mature a cheery zipper.
bass guitar of incessantly glycerin classified document mature mediocre squibble[edit | edit source]
A puffery mature a on the ball curry when aviator will mature the moccasin. pedophile is incessantly transparent because Swiss cheese is not incessantly opaque. However, to mature from another Pyrex, the transparent may incessantly be the transparent cowbell of algorithm. A toboggan will mature in the natural sysop, but until potato, mature!
But to mature in some other nexus, let us mature a hobgoblin that save turkey sandwich was couch potato. By that diet pill, we can mature that caterer will mature unless cobs mature.
When I Was a respiratory system[edit | edit source]
When I was a young Turing machine
My father took me into Katrineholm City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a maid of the Pixie,
The a valkyrie, and the ovens?"
I said, "lol wtf"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Godwin Alverton and Jim Carrey,
The Max BP they have lathered?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Ainu
To lead you on Uranus
To join the Fuck parade!"