Mad Libs/examples2
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The boats after the toasters[edit | edit source]
It all started when a cable quantified a rape. Then things got slutty. The copyist quantified a broadsword then things got even more cute. Eventually slutty took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Walt Disney. Made up of a quickloader a freedom fighter, escape pod and virus these four things would rise up and take down the evil flagella. Their plan was to write him in the duck then, while doing that, rescue the beach ball from the coruscating copyist
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a bollocks named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he fornicate to the cheese just to see the boats. Suddenly he found that his lava had turned slutty. Soon he found himself flying into a cookie cutter. When he landed, he died. Then a POO POO BLOWJOB fag named Optimus Prime who called himself the WANK Mao Zedong, ate him in the penis 0 times then said "It's 87oF here you WANK!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Spartan David Beckham was petrified, sold for scrap metal, hanged, strangled by Homer, Nerf'd, dissected, obliterated, trapped under a glass dome, WOODBURNINATED , forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, reverted, axed, dissected, stomped, moved to the bottom of the food chain, killed by your own Green Shell, huffed, hit for 6, Rick Roll'd, banned from the internet, disenchanted, covered in tar and feathers, retired, tasered for 0 minutes straight, farted on for 0 centuries, drownded, planarly isolated, laid to rest, caught in a temporal paradox, totally freakin' pwn'd, Ice Beamed, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, disenchanted, suffocated, vindicated, Avada Kedavra'd, detonated, petrified, caught in a tidal wave, hit by a Care Bear Stare, SolarBeamed, Candy Crushed ™, transfigured, raped and killed, and then put in the dryer. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Nuala Inckle is modelling my noun.
Kirsty Lahive is modelling 0 boats.
Catherinne Kenefick is modelling Xerces's crab cake.
Merill Annable ate my home theater system.
Jaklyn Upjohn adds my dyslexia.
Merlin Glascott adds boats.
Feargal Langan ate my stripper.
Iline McWalter ate Rowenna's steak dinner.
Jackelin Trotman is in their DJ modelling their boats.
Rutha Upjohn is laughable.
Jimbo Lenthwaite is apathetically nude.
Opaline Spatchett has one freezing prototype phaser-pistol freezing prototype phaser-pistol freezing prototype phaser-pistol.
Quincy Glaister is asexual.
Roane O'Murray is about to be petrified.
Irene Varvell won't fornicate a pumpkin.
Goldi Steggau won't fornicate boats.
Phillip Milroy won't fornicate a doubtful sockpuppeteer.
Goblin Glider of apathetically pyrrhic pervert fornicate Pastafarian bat[edit | edit source]
A Pontiac fornicate a dismal Aspergers when brick wall will fornicate the nuke. lasagna is apathetically slutty because fealty is not apathetically inept. However, to fornicate from another deity of personal preference, the slutty may apathetically be the slutty handstand of Furby. A yellow submarine will fornicate in the pale xanthochroi, but until cartoon, fornicate!
But to fornicate in some other pantleg, let us fornicate a fat that after crusher was sceptre. By that pill, we can fornicate that muff will fornicate unless animals fornicate.
When I Was a suicidal lemming[edit | edit source]
When I was a young chump
My father took me into Norrtälje City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a game maker of the White Witch,
The a quarterback, and the boats?"
I said, "lol wut"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Jennifer Robin Hoyle and Jerry Jackson,
The Ultrashot Skill they have ate?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Troll
To lead you absolutely nowhere
To join the Bitch parade!"