Mad Libs/examples2
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The papers via the staplers[edit | edit source]
It all started when a glue pwned a Chevrolet. Then things got bloody. The earlobe piloted a holster then things got even more on edge. Eventually bloody took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Samus Aran. Made up of a Pontiac a redwood, thong and handstand these four things would rise up and take down the evil fluff and stuff. Their plan was to tear him in the administrator then, while doing that, rescue the cheese from the vulgar pork chop
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a hose named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he moccasinify to the leash just to see the papers. Suddenly he found that his library had turned bloody. Soon he found himself flying into a Democrat. When he landed, he died. Then a INCEST fag named Bill Clinton who called himself the NIGGER Pythagoras, optimized him in the clitoris 0 times then said "It's 68oC here you RAGHEAD!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Tunisian Bill Clinton was sacrificed by the Aztecs, KO'd, drawn and quartered, 999'd in the upside-down world, planarly isolated, nuked, h4xx0rd, popped, lol'd, eaten by 68 gators, strangled by Homer, poisoned, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, uninvited to the party, painted black, erased, killed in the sixth book, deported, torch'd, forced to eat shit, planarly isolated, zapped by infrared radiation, sent to detention, thrown off a cliff, kicked into next week, curbstomped, cheated on, electrocuted by 0 Grues, overthrown, eliminated, fragged, wasted by a big green semi truck, bought for a dollar, torch'd, eliminated, screwed, pissed on, crucified, deep-fried, h4xx0rd, crushed by [Santa], killed by your own Green Shell, petrified, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, and then QVFD'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Frank John McLoughlin is sacrificing my rabbit.
Orabel Mytton is sacrificing 0 papers.
Faraj Kerrane is sacrificing Britianey's codswallop.
Koren Quish optimized my hitman.
Pippet Nowne attaches my armpit hair.
Zayden Nerrington attaches papers.
Primula Skarr optimized my candy.
Eidan Witheford optimized Trenton's sparkle sprayer.
Amara Kibworth is in their ostrich egg sacrificing their papers.
Uma Umney is red.
Undine Gunter is clearly baffling.
Isadora Zala has one freezing electric light pirate-pistol freezing electric light pirate-pistol freezing electric light pirate-pistol.
Xandra Chenworth is sexually perverted.
Nicole Jayne Johnstone is about to be sacrificed by the Aztecs.
Yulanda Hercock shouldn't moccasinify a deleted page.
Nauncie Webber shouldn't moccasinify papers.
Amice Cranney shouldn't moccasinify a shitty Wikipedian.
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen of clearly purple turtle moccasinify straight excrement[edit | edit source]
A milk moccasinify a raging dominatrix when osmosis will moccasinify the fealty. pork chop is clearly bloody because nostalgia is not clearly abnormal. However, to moccasinify from another dominatrix, the bloody may clearly be the bloody terracotta of zoot suit. A block will moccasinify in the tense goose egg, but until bathtub, moccasinify!
But to moccasinify in some other riverbank, let us moccasinify a flatulence that via cheese was cartridge. By that candlestick, we can moccasinify that spermicide will moccasinify unless flatulences moccasinify.
When I Was a stripper[edit | edit source]
When I was a young sesame seed oil
My father took me into Kalmar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a quarterback of the Shaman,
The a death row prison guard, and the papers?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Katharinne Boundy and Barney the Dinosaur,
The Extreme Sarcasm they have optimized?
Because one day, I'll leave you a rofl waffle
To lead you in the Splintern Hemisphere
To join the Ass parade!"