Mad Libs/examples2
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The hotels plus the cobs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a fish destroyed a street sign. Then things got common. The steak knife sacrificed a belt then things got even more purple. Eventually common took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Fatty Arbuckle. Made up of a melanoma a cigarette, alpaca sandwich and option these four things would rise up and take down the evil muff. Their plan was to shit him in the algorithm then, while doing that, rescue the politician from the doubtful critter
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Volvo named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he disintegrate to the glass orb just to see the hotels. Suddenly he found that his bamboo had turned common. Soon he found himself flying into a turtle. When he landed, he died. Then a DICK IN A BOX fag named Mr. Freeze who called himself the PIGFUCKER Peter Griffin, employed him in the zit 0 times then said "It's 29oC here you I RAPE WALRUSES!!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Malaysian Lech Wałęsa was Rick Roll'd, fired by your boss, painted black, transmogrified into a worm, torch'd, sacrificed by the Aztecs, drownded, screwed, thwomped, eaten by 29 gators, told to sit in the corner of a round room, poisoned, Killer card'ed, left behind while the world was ending, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, tarred and feathered, crushed by [Santa], nuked, thwomped, transfigured, torch'd, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, and AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!!, imploded, transwikied, KO'd, eliminated, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, bombed out, converted to Scientology, kicked into next week, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, Killer card'ed, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, totally freakin' pwn'd, excluded from the future, forced to eat shit, drawn and quartered, swallowed by Kirby, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, uninvited to the party, derailed, dehydrated, downvoted, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, spammed, and then lightsaber'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Stephanie Zonneveld is optimizing my computer.
Daniel Paul Abell is optimizing 0 hotels.
Perrel Deffew is optimizing Halward's Xbox.
Kathee Tytler employed my Chuck Norris impersonator.
Dennis Russell Bourn beeps my lens.
Fidelia Gee beeps hotels.
Mingwei Vesey employed my horse.
Finegan Quearney employed Sherill's hobgoblin.
Feher Kevil is in their castle optimizing their hotels.
Nan Lucey is fake.
Victoria Irene Jerram is nonchalantly peculiar.
Jocelinn Leckney has one ballistic biological shiny bow ballistic biological shiny bow ballistic biological shiny bow.
Larmelita Archdekin is a prostitute.
Quagmire Queally is about to be Rick Roll'd.
Ayala Vawserner should disintegrate a huffed page.
Carren Padine should disintegrate hotels.
Priscott Tullingworth should disintegrate a ugly Suzuki.
geometric elephant of nonchalantly puzzling street sign disintegrate grisly puffery[edit | edit source]
A bikini disintegrate a shimmery carriage when businessman will disintegrate the Chevrolet. facepalm is nonchalantly common because peanut is not nonchalantly emancipated. However, to disintegrate from another Wii, the common may nonchalantly be the common brick wall of Sparta. A fluff and stuff will disintegrate in the uptight nystagmus, but until macaroon, disintegrate!
But to disintegrate in some other spoon, let us disintegrate a etching that plus noseblower was website. By that armpit hair, we can disintegrate that facepalm will disintegrate unless dongles disintegrate.
When I Was a blanket[edit | edit source]
When I was a young terrorist
My father took me into Halmstad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a gynecologist of the Paladin,
The a steward, and the hotels?"
I said, "ur gay. lol"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Alexanda Yeo and Pythagoras,
The Stalking they have employed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Game Over elemental
To lead you in the Haunted Mansion
To join the Bitch parade!"