Mad Libs/examples2
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The hub caps across the air conditioners[edit | edit source]
It all started when a philosopher cogitated a prostitute. Then things got dubious. The orc blessed a God then things got even more moribund. Eventually dubious took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Michael Jordan. Made up of a answer a plastic, cartridge and classified document these four things would rise up and take down the evil booby. Their plan was to exorcise him in the DVD then, while doing that, rescue the dead flounder from the zany blah
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a fnurdle named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he shit to the stampede just to see the hub caps. Suddenly he found that his claptrap had turned dubious. Soon he found himself flying into a blocked user. When he landed, he died. Then a RANDY TRAVIS fag named Nelson Mandela who called himself the FUCKING Joseph Stalin, wanked him in the mustache 0 times then said "It's 92oF here you ASS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Finnish Khan Noonien Singh was thrown into the fire pit, Fucking Killed™, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, Ice Beamed, Goatse'd, eviscerated, killed in the sixth book, decapitated, executed by snu-snu, abducted, caught by an ant-lion, Raigeki'd, covered in tar and feathers, fired by your boss, sniped, cheated on, 999'd in the upside-down world, decapitated, stoned, totally freakin' pwn'd, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, infiniban'd, crushed by [Santa], capped, sent to Pluto, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, death trapped by JigSaw, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, owned, overthrown, evicted, overthrown, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, abducted, Bankrupted, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, sliced by a falling icicle, hexed, excluded from the future, smothered, finished, poned by a bade speeler, disembowelled, Eye Beam'd, and then Eye Beam'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Chucky Emmingham is deporting my beans.
Ammelie Northwick is deporting 0 hub caps.
Xerces Sworder is deporting Yulanda's operating system.
Joanne Catherine Jensen wanked my nexus.
Dwana Cusacke deceives my antidisestablishmentarianist.
Esperance Jennes deceives hub caps.
Xerces Woodington wanked my ostrich egg.
Fabian Pomfrey wanked Yetta's lava.
Farlee Yarrow is in their stormcloud deporting their hub caps.
Eric Gaunson is magma.
Laura-Beth Isgar is compulsively idiotic.
Viola Mearns has one paralyzing indestructible grenade-launcher paralyzing indestructible grenade-launcher paralyzing indestructible grenade-launcher.
Yorke Vendcott is sexually perverted.
Kevie Zala is about to be thrown into the fire pit.
Quincey Yeswell might not shit a Cadillac.
Malanie Zonneveld might not shit hub caps.
Frannie Nertney might not shit a vulgar gun.
bathing suit of compulsively Nobel prize-winning monoclonal antibody shit pricey stampede[edit | edit source]
A watermelon shit a vulgar cartilage when racket will shit the pantleg. banned banana is compulsively dubious because cellulite is not compulsively oblivious. However, to shit from another l33t h4x0r, the dubious may compulsively be the dubious icicle of armpit hair. A number will shit in the sexy keyboard, but until potato, shit!
But to shit in some other operating theater, let us shit a prostate that across memo was Texas toast. By that Goblin Glider, we can shit that thumbtack will shit unless Spartas shit.
When I Was a hybrid engine[edit | edit source]
When I was a young Wii
My father took me into Visby City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a game maker of the Shaman,
The a spaceman, and the hub caps?"
I said, "???????"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Peregrine Vass and Luigi,
The 1337ness they have wanked?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Pow
To lead you in the Forest That Nobody Cares About
To join the Titty parade!"