Mad Libs/examples2
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The sticks behind the diet pills[edit | edit source]
It all started when a bottle lathered a gamelan. Then things got big. The brick wall lolled a exit sign then things got even more unpleased. Eventually big took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Darth Vader. Made up of a flap a Zork, ovary and fish these four things would rise up and take down the evil bunny. Their plan was to reward him in the zombie then, while doing that, rescue the equestrian from the homosexual igneous protrusion
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a beach ball named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he burn to the mop just to see the sticks. Suddenly he found that his toboggan had turned big. Soon he found himself flying into a madman. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCK fag named Oprah Winfrey who called himself the POLESMOKER Madonna, analyzed him in the utopia 0 times then said "It's 75oC here you PISS ARTIST!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Macedonian Clara Bow was sent to the Day of Lavos, hit for 6, condemned, yoinked, fired, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, kicked to the curb, reverted, infected with a computer virus, deep-fried, VFD'd, outsmarted by a 5th grader, kicked in the nuts, KO'd, curbstomped, gutted, huffed, outsmarted by a 5th grader, bombed, Goatse'd, popped, Green Shell'd, put in the dryer, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, crushed by Tetrominoes, eradicated, terminated, possessed, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", trapped without food or drink, thrown off a cliff, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, torn apart, beef jerkified, disassembled, Blue Screen of Death'd, Raigeki'd, sent to detention, scammed, hit by a car, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, owned, Avada Kedavra'd, eaten by 75 gators, and then wasted by a big green semi truck. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Vander Uppington is meditating my eeble.
Jhenna Kelly Hoyle is meditating 0 sticks.
Quinby Loveland is meditating Ellie's cookie cutter.
Ulysses Tidswell analyzed my pedophile.
Ursuline Trorey annoys my peach.
Xena Dowly annoys sticks.
Judson Doblemanton analyzed my fistula.
Paulina Aitkin analyzed Dawne's General Tso's kitten.
Suzanah Egglington is in their earlobe meditating their sticks.
Fernanda Quinniff is spine-chilling.
Ellrad Ruby is compulsively rigid.
Zackes Kidwell has one deadly armour-piercing heavy photon-dart gun deadly armour-piercing heavy photon-dart gun deadly armour-piercing heavy photon-dart gun.
Monique Kellie is gay.
Ulysses Ishwell is about to be sent to the Day of Lavos.
[insert given name here] Neish might not burn a cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal.
Xena Kildeaa might not burn sticks.
Amy Duigen might not burn a fat queen.
lobster of compulsively pyrrhic diesel engine burn rhyming attack page[edit | edit source]
A house burn a huge possibility when Oldsmobile will burn the silly. octohedron is compulsively big because boardwalk is not compulsively Nobel prize-winning. However, to burn from another pen, the big may compulsively be the big adjective of impetus. A furnace will burn in the cosmic Republican, but until Ford Pinto, burn!
But to burn in some other noseblower, let us burn a macaroon that behind sockpuppet of an unregistered user was sysop. By that apple, we can burn that stick will burn unless treetops burn.
When I Was a ape[edit | edit source]
When I was a young Pontiac
My father took me into Gothenburg City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a lawyer of the God,
The a button fastener, and the sticks?"
I said, "i pwnz u"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
McGuffin O'Mulgrew and Rob Liefeld,
The Bow Skill they have analyzed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a killer refrigerator
To lead you in the Haunted Mansion
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"