Mad Libs/examples2

peculiar rainbow/age8

Important: If you cure less than 86% satisfied with this dead flounder, you may be nail-biting for a idiotic Gatsby.

The bananas given the bananas

It all started when a ban dried a sock. Then things got peculiar. The devaporiser lathered a prostitute then things got even more cut-rate. Eventually peculiar took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bill Clinton. Made up of a indefinite block a applesauce, lunch and brand these four things would rise up and take down the evil pencil. Their plan was to give him in the iPod then, while doing that, rescue the tennis racket from the contented katzenjammer

Flying Scots

There was once a dystopia named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he pwn to the diode just to see the bananas. Suddenly he found that his can opener had turned peculiar. Soon he found himself flying into a toothpick. When he landed, he died. Then a GOD DAMMIT fag named Oprah Winfrey who called himself the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Sun Tzu, assassinated him in the small intestine 0 times then said "It's 74^oC here you PIGS MIGHT FLY!"

death

One day Lebanese Jack Daniels was bought for a dollar, given the toxic marshmallow, zapped by infrared radiation, planarly isolated, terminated, forced to eat shit, Game Over'd, lightning bolted, petrified, electric chair'd, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, evicted, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, thrown off a cliff, sued by Viacom, framed, converted to Scientology, removed from the game, fired, thrown off a cliff, sued by Viacom, zapped by infrared radiation, sent to the Day of Lavos, owned, zapped by infrared radiation, sent to the Day of Lavos, excluded from the future, wasted by a big green semi truck, overthrown, deleted, owned, poisoned, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, unresurrected, huffed, deleted, eaten by 74 gators, chainsaw'd, banned from the internet, regurgitated, lightning bolted, pwnt to death, thwacked over the head with a broom, reverted, and then Bob-omb'd. The End.

people

Wake Weighell is bamboozling my milquetoast.

Nuala Vass is bamboozling 0 bananas.

Peter Luke Zouche is bamboozling Margert's terrorist.

Iggie Bonnington assassinated my God.

Yann Pratt admires my period.

Derreck Ravens admires bananas.

Rosemary Joy O'Lowry assassinated my imitation fake vomit.

Jeremy Stallworth assassinated Hunter's server.

Tracey Lyndercombe is in their babboon butt bamboozling their bananas.

Tripp Killingley is tense.

Kesley Nowne is disenchantingly puce.

Melinda Slowe has one radioactive biological secret laser-raygun radioactive biological secret laser-raygun radioactive biological secret laser-raygun.

Eaton Youard is a terrorist.

Hatcher Inglis is about to be bought for a dollar.

Tybert Inchcombe shall not pwn a Doppelgänger.

Lynde Ercott shall not pwn bananas.

Harden Irvine shall not pwn a controversial swimming pool.

lemming of disenchantingly puzzling lobster pwn melodramatic racket

A Ford Pinto pwn a folksy Volvo when egg will pwn the street sign. toaster is disenchantingly peculiar because rucksack is not disenchantingly repugnant. However, to pwn from another comma, the peculiar may disenchantingly be the peculiar chisel of wiki. A politician will pwn in the educated cancer, but until etching, pwn!

But to pwn in some other airplane, let us pwn a pervert that given mycobacterium was arcsine. By that arcade, we can pwn that street sign will pwn unless chessboards pwn.

When I Was a aerodynamics

When I was a young cigarette

My father took me into Söderhamn City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a television writer of the Prophet,

The a nurse, and the bananas?"

I said, "OMGSTFUROFL!111!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Xandra Norwich and Pythagoras,

The Fisticuffs Skill they have assassinated?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Daemon

To lead you in your grandmother's tomb

To join the Shit parade!"

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