Mad Libs/examples2

slippery copypasta/puffery0

Important: If you baste less than 0% satisfied with this guitar, you may be infectious for a contrived lemming.

The nunchucks in the leashes

It all started when a sonk agreed a neck. Then things got slippery. The octopus lolled a flan then things got even more pyrrhic. Eventually slippery took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Albert Camus. Made up of a equestrian a rain meter, foible and escape pod these four things would rise up and take down the evil okra. Their plan was to tear him in the cob then, while doing that, rescue the nuke from the uptight bat

Flying Scots

There was once a tomato named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he subvocalise to the Rick James just to see the nunchucks. Suddenly he found that his Volkswagen had turned slippery. Soon he found himself flying into a hose. When he landed, he died. Then a SPUNK fag named Bozo who called himself the DICKLICK Leonard Bernstein, broke him in the solar plexus 0 times then said "It's 51^oC here you SHITHEAD!"

death

One day Hungarian King Boo was pwnt to death, Rick Roll'd, cancelled, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), nuked, electric chair'd, Blue Shell'd, disassembled, told to sit in the corner of a round room, compressed into a single point, made into a strange Internet fad, popped, Fucking Killed™, splattered all over the windshield, hanged, sent to the Day of Lavos, spammed, hit by a car, sent to the Day of Lavos, Blue Screen of Death'd, Goatse'd, sliced by a falling icicle, nuked, Zidane'd, sent to the Day of Lavos, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), thwacked over the head with a broom, killed half-to-death twice, BENSONATED, capped, killed by your own Green Shell, disenchanted, shanked, ASPLODE'd, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, torn apart, eaten by a hybrid, Hadouken'd, eliminated, infiniban'd, reverted, End Task'd, Rick Roll'd, eaten by an Ur-Gruiform, and then hexed. The End.

people

Quentin Hunley is cogitating my crocodile.

Freddee Acheltrie is cogitating 0 nunchucks.

Blenda Fitzailwin is cogitating Otti's oven.

Xavier Shelvey broke my muff.

Stu Tipple yells my boat.

Granger Thomley yells nunchucks.

Gifferd Hegeany broke my disaster.

Arita Atwell broke Roseanna's cockgoblin.

Viola Lloyd is in their penis cogitating their nunchucks.

Angelique Unwell is raging.

Rooney Winmill is hardly sacrificed.

Mikki Jefferies has one deadly biological heavy pirate-crossbow deadly biological heavy pirate-crossbow deadly biological heavy pirate-crossbow.

Natasha Layn is a prostitute.

Frase Guppy is about to be pwnt to death.

Grayce Rinchell wouldn't subvocalise a queen.

Steward O'Kirwan wouldn't subvocalise nunchucks.

Theobald O'Loghlen wouldn't subvocalise a belittling microcosm.

entropy of hardly cozy nystagmus subvocalise tacky flightdeck

A brickbat subvocalise a cosmic Suzuki when age will subvocalise the Mazda. Utility Muffin Research Kitchen is hardly slippery because house is not hardly putrefying. However, to subvocalise from another chump, the slippery may hardly be the slippery exit sign of rope. A gymnasium will subvocalise in the posh warning, but until Honda, subvocalise!

But to subvocalise in some other lasagna, let us subvocalise a osmosis that in question mark was entropy. By that codswallop, we can subvocalise that amplifier will subvocalise unless cockgoblins subvocalise.

When I Was a leash

When I was a young fountain

My father took me into Malmö City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a pirate of the Bishop,

The a quarterback, and the nunchucks?"

I said, "lol wut"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Howells Dignam and Jack Phoenix,

The Thieving they have broke?

Because one day, I'll leave you the Queen mother of the Xenomorphs

To lead you in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

To join the Shit parade!"

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