Mad Libs/examples2
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The magmas at the pastries[edit | edit source]
It all started when a flap advocated a cheese. Then things got bad mannered. The high-powered laser rifle advocated a pill then things got even more morbid. Eventually bad mannered took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Pervez Musharraf. Made up of a Oldsmobile a ax murderer, evil secret Canadian mind-control device and milquetoast these four things would rise up and take down the evil arcade. Their plan was to edify him in the stick then, while doing that, rescue the Mitsubishi from the revolting flatulence
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a engraving named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he ejaculate to the Honda just to see the magmas. Suddenly he found that his God had turned bad mannered. Soon he found himself flying into a dictator. When he landed, he died. Then a PEEPEE fag named Rupert Murdoch who called himself the JUMPING JESUS!!! Bill Gates, deliberated him in the olfactory organs 0 times then said "It's 13oF here you BATHING SUIT AREA!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Portuguese Stephen Sondheim was bombed, granted 72 virgins by Allah, sold for scrap metal, Bankrupted, rickroll'd, disintegrated, ninja'd, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, pwnt to death, fired, yoinked, Blue Screen of Death'd, evicted, axed, suffocated, eradicated, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, caught stepping on the red zone, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, feasted on Thanksgiving, framed, tasered for 0 minutes straight, rickroll'd, executed by snu-snu, QVFD'd, Bankrupted, eaten by 13 gators, found out, sold for scrap metal, bombed, suffocated in your farts, Game Over'd, dipped in acid, pushed off the Empire State Building, smothered, compressed into a single point, Fucking Killed™, vandalized, possessed, vandalized, touched by Michael Jackson, retired, executed by snu-snu, and then ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Wilhelmine Jamieson is sacrificing my thong.
Tania Chaene Zorkin is sacrificing 0 magmas.
Chrystal Zouche is sacrificing Eamonn's rainbow.
Martyna Deck deliberated my lollipop.
Erle Nanney models my respiratory system.
Izzie Purglove models magmas.
Xander Newington deliberated my arcade.
Zola Dadswell deliberated Willard's jeans.
Garrard Foxwhelp is in their disaster sacrificing their magmas.
Cammilia Leath is puzzling.
Gaye Utting is barely shiny.
Xander Zabel has one useless rocket-propelled shiny laser-revolver useless rocket-propelled shiny laser-revolver useless rocket-propelled shiny laser-revolver.
Fannia O'Kneafsey is a racist.
Franklynn Quentin is about to be bombed.
Lorah Dunsford could ejaculate a ocean.
Heath Osbourne could ejaculate magmas.
Vancess Rainthorpe could ejaculate a retarded graffiti.
diode of barely emo terrorist ejaculate hairless glass orb[edit | edit source]
A muffinface ejaculate a artificial Chuck Norris impersonator when Mexican wave will ejaculate the hairball. US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet is barely bad mannered because mouth is not barely purple. However, to ejaculate from another boat, the bad mannered may barely be the bad mannered Volkswagen of alfalfa. A mouse will ejaculate in the vulgar street sign, but until guru, ejaculate!
But to ejaculate in some other dead flounder, let us ejaculate a Kremling that at arcade was bank robbery. By that nuke, we can ejaculate that Holy Martian Empire will ejaculate unless poodles ejaculate.
When I Was a virus[edit | edit source]
When I was a young guillotine
My father took me into Enköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a game maker of the Angel,
The a poopsmith, and the magmas?"
I said, "lol, jk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Jezabelle Dahill and Kyle Broflovski,
The Obesity they have deliberated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Yoshi
To lead you on Uranus
To join the Cock parade!"