Mad Libs/examples2
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The ricers plus the documents[edit | edit source]
It all started when a clavicle vomited a tube. Then things got booming. The cod agreed a hobgoblin then things got even more fake. Eventually booming took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Stewie Griffin. Made up of a Oldsmobile a abba, Xbox and dime these four things would rise up and take down the evil huffed kitten. Their plan was to titivate him in the exit sign then, while doing that, rescue the crusher from the slutty bikini
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a ballroom named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he ameliorate to the liquidation just to see the ricers. Suddenly he found that his sacrifice had turned booming. Soon he found himself flying into a ectoplasm. When he landed, he died. Then a DILDO fag named Cher who called himself the DUMBASS Jimmy Hoffa, blessed him in the forefinger 0 times then said "It's 60oC here you CHING CHONG CHINK!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Costa Rican Kyle Broflovski was stoned, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, tackled, put in the dryer, deported, assassinated, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, and touched with a ten-foot pole!, de1337ed, shipped to Mars, hit for 6, retired, pwnt, crapped on, hit by a car, screwed, evicted, Blue Screen of Death'd, screwed, Zidane'd, farted on for 0 centuries, framed, sent to the Day of Lavos, caught by an ant-lion, Death Note'd, dipped in acid, fired by your boss, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, told to sit in the corner of a round room, killed half-to-death twice, and timeshifted to Sept. 31!, Candy Crushed ™, chainsaw'd, suffocated, annihilated, kicked in the nuts, overthrown, beef jerkified, WOODBURNINATED , timeshifted to Sept. 31, tackled, Nerf'd, touched with a ten-foot pole, Game Over'd, burninated, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, splattered all over the windshield, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), and then possessed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Marlon Rundle is giving my tomato.
Gayl Jeffries is giving 0 ricers.
Xandra Guggles is giving Royal's jungle.
Ulysses Prodham blessed my age.
Debborah Pallington suffocates my freedom fighter.
Xaviera Zabel suffocates ricers.
Phineas O'Shanny blessed my diet coke.
Ivory Nevin blessed Whitelaw's kitten.
Otto Ellyot is in their bikini giving their ricers.
Xander MacRuddery is smug.
Randie Follon is puzzlingly incredible.
Lashunda Edmonds has one paralyzing armour-piercing double-ultra super megaphoton-glue gun paralyzing armour-piercing double-ultra super megaphoton-glue gun paralyzing armour-piercing double-ultra super megaphoton-glue gun.
Morrley Righton is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Stu Went is about to be stoned.
Eddy Jacombe would ameliorate a peach.
Esperance Title would ameliorate ricers.
Hamlin Lauterton would ameliorate a bare fish.
cellulite of puzzlingly oblivious codswallop ameliorate dazzling electric toothbrush[edit | edit source]
A idiot ameliorate a ridiculous facepalm when asparagus will ameliorate the neck. bear is puzzlingly booming because sysop is not puzzlingly tofu-esque. However, to ameliorate from another raccoon, the booming may puzzlingly be the booming nostalgia of rock. A pervert will ameliorate in the overwrought Oldsmobile, but until zyborg, ameliorate!
But to ameliorate in some other okra, let us ameliorate a apple that plus tank was hadron. By that huffed kitten, we can ameliorate that ostrich egg will ameliorate unless antibodys ameliorate.
When I Was a waffle[edit | edit source]
When I was a young pool table
My father took me into Lund City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a barber of the Bishop,
The an athlete, and the ricers?"
I said, "i pwnd u lawl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Lee Kittlewell and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart,
The Dungeons & Dragons they have blessed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Tsaesci
To lead you in deep space
To join the Shit parade!"