Jerry Jackson
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omg sum1 is bein r8 hater-playr on mes cuz lik, dey ar jelous and r steeling mi cartons.
HELO! THIS IS A ARTUCLE OV ME JJERRY JACKSON I WULD LIKE TO XPRESS MY FANKS 2 UNSYCLOPEDEA 4 ALOWING ME TO CHER MY DISNE MUVES I AM RATE HAPPY AND, LMAO. THIS PAGE IS COPYRITE IT IS RLY BAD 2 STEEL YOU WILL BE ARESTED BY THE UNITED NASIONS AND BE PUT N A CELL WIV A CHOKOLAT MAN WHO WILL WANT DA SEXES AND DAT IS NOT GUD DO NOT STEEL OMG TY.
kopyrite violins[edit | edit source]
a adminnitrator cam 2 mi userpage n tuld me dat a images was stoeln and & wos like "jery der is a stoelds imige on ur page and dat is noughty" i sed that i no dat wos not me dis dis is
WELKOME 2 SUNSLCLOPEDIA,
& he sed "o sory jackson u r a gr33t anim8or und i love your car22ns so i will nom.. nomunate dis pege 4ur FETURED ARTCLE!" so i woz r8 hapy and beceme da most popolar pag on uncylopedea.
hyumor[edit | edit source]
my vedios are teh funy and i beleve humur is imporotent for ur audisence but srsly i do not makes da joeks all da time i am stil serius and believes in god & i spred caryty and helpes poeples if u needs teh heelp on maeking flash moives u can haev sum ghey bott secks me i wil shere my genyous wit yuu an u will be da best anemaytor on teh itiernets but not beta then me bcause i wil not share alll my epserties.
LOOLOLOLOL!!ROFL
wen i am not riting hummor i donaete to charety and i am cristean and my frened jon waz like "jerry u re 2 k00l 4 god. beecus he doys not exest" but hewas liying so i frew the bibel at him & god godupset and and was like "o jerry dat was noyt nece u thyrew da bible and u r going 2 hel now" and i wos upseit so i weent huem and lisened 2 my linkin parc cd's OMG!<3 and den the local church gots angrey and boicotted da Danish THA DANESH ARE C88L becous dey maek awesom pasterys whych my friend seid looked like paystle colololured dog shiet coz he iz a muzzlim &nd h8tes dem
ono i am not alouwed to sware on unckylopedia coz da contaent guydlines said so it siad THER IZZ NO REYSON 222 SWE@R LIKE DEM AMERKIAN SERJENT but i am nut a sargetn so it is ok
V0TE 44ME[edit | edit source]
coz i will b r8 hapy a&d da beest admyinstratar eva beta dan tom wilkins coz... he iz a turtel and tertels canot u5e comnputars soz i fink he will be uneficcient in dhe wurkplace.
I EM REALLY COOL[edit | edit source]
WOTCH ME ON DEZE INTERNETZ I AM LIEK RELLY GUD AT BEIN A GUD JORNOLIST!
I like am tha bezt at anahm8in on dee inturnet. I sur wuld like 2 go owt 2 da mall and dew sum shopin 4 ma mum becuz it iz hur b33 day and she wuld like a clahk raydeoh. I sed no mum i will not git u a clok raydeo. I will get u whateva i wunt to git u cuz i am in charj and i kneed sum siggys so i will get u a crahcadial a&d yu wull lik it uhlot.
Nu PURSONAL WebbSIGNTS[edit | edit source]
UH NU Evin dow Mr D.aved furff's has bein rate kind an gisen me spaec 4 da car2ns I dekydid 2 make's a neu sigte 4 my peronalites it iz cold hteirp:// www.jerryjackson.me lololbrb... I du keeps it updaytid wiv da nuist fings wot av happind in me liffe ye so cheuk it owt and i hoip dat u will lieik it if not den ur gai lol cuz i em da gratest;
