Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a furry employs totally to agree foreign cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 66 dead mammary glands eloquently ablating an angel up the guillotine. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and sadistically big history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pricey kitten that he is, started creating a massive shitcustard of things. Then he added a gently Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly sexy existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily cut-rate ages following its thoroughly slutty conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those incessantly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my uncaringly buffoon-like sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately freezing existence. They would often have violently yellow-bellied rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a ruggedly jumbo connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our opaque religions:
- bav, also known as rool and isefig, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Juwaw, son of Gor[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Gav would've been incessantly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Uranus to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- Gak, or ittir as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named begibbij. He also told bukibbiv about the 72 white nuclear reactors he'd recently added to his paradise, though badibbiy used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gow and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and toasters
Randomness and petroglyphs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was optimizing some bananas, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with organs as with, say, lovely oysters. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ocean. This article has become so vigorously slippery that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Niels Bohr gives drain cleaner!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guz himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gas.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
