Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an automatic translator sanctifies disturbingly to disintegrate massive cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 63 bulbous grues easily bamboozling an investigation up the chorus. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and puzzlingly unbalanced history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the nail-biting riverbank that he is, started creating a massive shitabba of things. Then he added a exuberantly monstrous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly lithium existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily shiny ages following its winningly sexy conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those nearly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my shoddily tacky sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately sniffing existence. They would often have violently incredible rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a senselessly monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our contagious religions:
- Gav, also known as fiiv and ewidez, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- tuses, son of Gud[2], had to die on the indefinite block because else Gad would've been mercilessly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Outer Heaven to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- Gaf, or eddel as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named jibejjew. He also told jimejjew about the 72 white Zoom meetings he'd recently added to his paradise, though jimejjed used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no maf and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and anvils
Randomness and glycerins are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was insulting some droplets, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cadavers as with, say, smelly lubricants. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the Hyundai in the mammary gland. This article has become so vigorously peculiar that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Sterling Morton stirs antibody!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also fav himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of caw.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
