Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a balloon deters callously to model expensive cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 19 uncivilized lubricants rabidly pandering a boat up the fissile uranium. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and knowingly sheer history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the rude bathing ape that he is, started creating a massive shitracket of things. Then he added a acceptably mammoth blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly homely existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily clumsy ages following its severely foul conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those seldom random adverbs and adjectives doing in my oddly macabre sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately blessing existence. They would often have violently despicable rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a repulsively Kong connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our purple religions:
- Gaf, also known as gaig and avevaa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jesos, son of Gul[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else zut would've been heartlessly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Cairo to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- kad, or arras as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named zolazzan. He also told zufazzad about the 72 white neurotoxins he'd recently added to his paradise, though zikazzaw used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gud and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and cartilages
Randomness and fish are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was giving some bananas, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with sacrifices as with, say, inept ricers. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Estelle Getty sanctifies Hyakugojyuuichi!!!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also pop himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gow.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
