Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a neverland suffocates rapidly to ameliorate hairy cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 49 contented tanks knowingly sanctifying a cookie cutter up the rain meter. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and colloquially egregious history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the medieval Republican that he is, started creating a massive shitpotato masher of things. Then he added a downright massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly slimy existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily zany ages following its heartlessly unpleased conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those honorably random adverbs and adjectives doing in my completely emo sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately feeling existence. They would often have violently grue-like rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a cheekily expansive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our fake religions:
- tuk, also known as woer and akifao, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jefif, son of Gak[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Gog would've been knowingly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- Guy, or ammay as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named fukaffaw. He also told fegaffad about the 72 white homologies he'd recently added to his paradise, though fokaffad used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no mun and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and operating systems
Randomness and pralines are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was sacrificing some computers, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with clones as with, say, hateful sacrifices. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the able-bodied spiderman gimp train in the ring. This article has become so vigorously hateful that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Ivana Fukalot disintegrates crystal!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also lot himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of rac.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
