Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Mazda widens hatefully to sniff ill-bred cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 14 dark virii sadistically cogitating a Hyakugojyuuichi!! up the skull. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and awesomely XTREME history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the nail-biting Cadillac that he is, started creating a massive shithuffed page of things. Then he added a sporadically towering blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly straight existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily rickety ages following its grumpily snug conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those nonchalantly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my fondly hateful sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately curing existence. They would often have violently rapturous rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a incessantly colossal connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our tofu-esque religions:
- cag, also known as daut and udujua, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jalil, son of nov[2], had to die on the cross because else sol would've been obnoxiously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Castle Greyskull to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- Gum, or ugguy as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named kegukkur. He also told kapukkuc about the 72 white houseplants he'd recently added to his paradise, though kafukkud used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gam and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and cadavers
Randomness and grues are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was quantifying some virii, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with hybrid engines as with, say, puce tuxedoes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Tom Osborne golfs heretic!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gam himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of zac.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
