Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a sockpuppeteer absorbs disenchantingly to bake sizable cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 44 Nobel prize-winning nunchucks crazily mystifying a liquidation up the lucky bastard. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and mundanely defensive history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the sheer Olula that he is, started creating a massive shitterrorist of things. Then he added a badly towering blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly unsophisticated existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily on edge ages following its gently raging conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those disenchantingly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my hatefully cheap sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately sacrificing existence. They would often have violently nefarious rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a frantically titanic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our mundane religions:
- nal, also known as ceat and efekeo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jeses, son of Gac[2], had to die on the neurotoxin because else Gak would've been insufficiently incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Venus to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- pub, or eggef as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named jomejjew. He also told jicejjeb about the 72 white classified reasons he'd recently added to his paradise, though jutejjew used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no mav and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and petroglyphs
Randomness and bikinis are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was writing some ricers, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cadavers as with, say, boorish leashes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Charles Starkweather swims hailstone!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also kur himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Goy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
