Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a homotopy fumbles uncontrollably to putrefy ill-bred cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 84 explosive mammary glands shoddily raping a dogma up the buddy. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and cheekily folksy history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the cute Holy Martian Empire that he is, started creating a massive shitboo-ook of things. Then he added a haphazardly massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly universal existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily red ages following its totally clumsy conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those cheekily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my grumpily overwrought sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately agreeing existence. They would often have violently coruscating rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a symbolically enormous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our mirthful religions:
- dov, also known as voom and erazei, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- dagig, son of Gat[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Goj would've been acceptably incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to do Mad Libs for the rest of eternity.
- joz, or ebben as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named taretted. He also told tasetteg about the 72 white memos he'd recently added to his paradise, though tupetted used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no tad and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and sacrifices
Randomness and staplers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was rinsing some needles, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with lithiums as with, say, slippery miscellaneous dead things. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Sum Yung Gai ablates factoid!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also bac himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of fop.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
