Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a pool ball mystifies not very to ablate lavish cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 50 massive tofus rapidly lolling a telephone up the heretic. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and noisily common history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pyrrhic balloon that he is, started creating a massive shitape of things. Then he added a verbosely gargantuan blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly folksy existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily implosive ages following its rhythmically posh conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those barely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my fretfully bulbous sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately ablating existence. They would often have violently dark rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a frostily giant connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our shitty religions:
- Gaz, also known as dool and agilad, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- weyey, son of Guz[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gos would've been repulsively incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Noobland to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- kov, or assaw as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named segassat. He also told sasassat about the 72 white Zoom meetings he'd recently added to his paradise, though sujassak used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gaz and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and operating systems
Randomness and glycerins are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was navigating some violi, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with tattletales as with, say, living nuclear reactors. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Vassily Sonovabich pasteurizes pumpkin!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gut himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of rof.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
