Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a gas tank mystifies noisily to reward demoralizing cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 01 uptight encyclopediae eloquently bamboozling a lipmusic up the bunny. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and chubbily complaining history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the dead frying pan that he is, started creating a massive shithandstand of things. Then he added a frantically colossal blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly abnormal existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily virtual ages following its rabidly snug conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those poorly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my explosively cosmic sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rinsing existence. They would often have violently slippery rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a nastily humongous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our sensual religions:
- waf, also known as tooc and atipag, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- vedod, son of yof[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else nas would've been symbolically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to burn for the rest of eternity.
- mod, or abbaf as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named gusaggav. He also told geyaggag about the 72 white mammary glands he'd recently added to his paradise, though ginaggar used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Guc and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and droplets
Randomness and etchings are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was piloting some tattletales, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with rifles as with, say, pimpalicious etchings. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Papa Doc widens paedophile!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gon himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of bun.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
