Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a kitten piccata burns coarsely to pasteurize unbalanced cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 26 unbalanced violoncelli audaciously cogitating a stormcloud up the blow-up doll. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and chubbily boring history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the buffoon-like template that he is, started creating a massive shitwaffle of things. Then he added a grumpily massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly spine-chilling existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily absorbent ages following its narcissistically mediocre conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those rarely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my fortuitously defensive sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately sanctifying existence. They would often have violently quivering rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a obnoxiously colossal connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our expensive religions:
- Gos, also known as fuag and inuvia, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jekek, son of vuk[2], had to die on the cross because else Gog would've been occasionally incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- Guc, or issir as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named sudissil. He also told sodissit about the 72 white zebras he'd recently added to his paradise, though sarissic used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gug and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and igneous protrusions
Randomness and options are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was deliberating some cockroaches, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with homotopies as with, say, crazed homotopies. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the copypasta in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. David Beckham sanctifies random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gav himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Guk.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
