Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most nastily random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an antibacterial litigates gratefully to assassinate lithium cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 99 shaky bikinis barely deliberating a cheese up the possibility. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he washes lubricants with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and crazily tofu-esque history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the naked nitrogen that he is, started creating a massive shitostrich egg of things. Then he added a relentlessly amplitudinous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly rude existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily tofu-esque ages following its fondly intransigent conception.

Hey, what are all those acceptably random adverbs and adjectives doing in my incessantly obscure sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately mystifying existence. They would often have violently unrefined rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a symbolically expansive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our uptight religions:

• Gus, also known as waab and ogocov, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• tococ, son of Gus, had to die on the air because else Gus would've been cheekily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in your grandmother's tomb to relax for the rest of eternity.
• Gus, or ossoy as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named dakeddey. He also told dakeddey about the 72 white violi he'd recently added to his paradise, though dakeddey used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no Gus and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to pastries.

Randomness and computers

Randomness and computers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was deconstructing some computers, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with computers as with, say, folksy neurotoxins. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the forest. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hugh Hefner blesses Doppelgänger!

The random number 109007732774081

This number is really random. There's no useful information stored in it. But now I define it to mean "content-free". You can try to convert it into hexadecimal, but there will still be no information at all. It's just random. However, if you somehow manage to get anything meaningful and full of content with it, then you are probably stupid.

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• User:Pugsleyfan69420/The Jong Invades Notepad
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

Supposedly random sighting(s)