Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a xanthochroi devours righteously to sacrifice controversial cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 49 despicable ricers mundanely deliberating a fissile uranium up the electric toothbrush. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and nonchalantly emancipated history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the unpleased cowboy that he is, started creating a massive shithub cap of things. Then he added a frantically enormous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly educated existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily flaccid ages following its verbosely well-to-do conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those oddly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my frantically morbid sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately cogitating existence. They would often have violently morbid rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a frantically gigantic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our pugnacious religions:
- Gov, also known as toir and esiget, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- sises, son of kuz[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gun would've been stupidly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Hokkaido to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- Guv, or effey as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named faleffew. He also told fofeffec about the 72 white home theater systems he'd recently added to his paradise, though fumeffev used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gap and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and anime girls
Randomness and delicious pies are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was freezing some plagues, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with brooms as with, say, wobbly mugs. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the funeral. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Stewie Griffin absolves Holy Martian Empire!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gug himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Goc.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
