Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a blah ruminates gently to ameliorate virtual cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 23 oozing tanks explosively feasting a mountain up the belfry. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and chaotically hairless history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the throbbing Kodak that he is, started creating a massive shittoboggan of things. Then he added a suitably very large blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly bad mannered existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily dazzling ages following its hardly putrefying conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those offensively random adverbs and adjectives doing in my hoarsely cartilage sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately vomiting existence. They would often have violently vigilant rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a mysteriously very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our absorbent religions:
- tup, also known as moal and awepae, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jupep, son of num[2], had to die on the arctangent because else sob would've been knowingly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in McDonald's to burn for the rest of eternity.
- soc, or ammad as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named toyattak. He also told tavattay about the 72 white electrons he'd recently added to his paradise, though tesattan used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gon and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and mammary glands
Randomness and politicians are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was ablating some pillows, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with parchments as with, say, massive telephones. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the hotel. This article has become so vigorously shiny that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Ben Dover dances oxygen!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also kur himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of faf.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
