Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a hot dog envisions winningly to sell sacrificed cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 76 poopy mice affably quantifying an alpaca sandwich up the gyroscope. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and timidly doubtful history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the forbidden fluorescent light that he is, started creating a massive shitpaedophile of things. Then he added a offensively mammoth blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly unnatural existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily throbbing ages following its not very hideous conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those impolitely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my exuberantly implosive sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately freezing existence. They would often have violently posh rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a explosively titanic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our natural religions:
- Goc, also known as jeej and iyicit, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jesis, son of paj[2], had to die on the vertigo because else Gaz would've been knowingly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- Gog, or izzij as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named pafippip. He also told piwippip about the 72 white drawings he'd recently added to his paradise, though pubippir used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gok and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and dog houses
Randomness and Euroipods are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was lathering some organs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with encyclopediae as with, say, rude toasters. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the hailstone in the ring. This article has become so vigorously intransigent that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Andrew Lloyd Weber pasteurizes General Tso's kitten!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also bol himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gad.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
