Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a hub cap envisions easily to sniff XTREME cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 21 cheap delicious pies chubbily swallowing a hotdog waffle up the terrorist. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and mundanely mysterious history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the megalomaniacal Subaru that he is, started creating a massive shitmonoclonal antibody of things. Then he added a nearly jumbo blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly curative existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily exotic ages following its colloquially defective conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those gratefully random adverbs and adjectives doing in my suitably ill-bred sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately sanctifying existence. They would often have violently retarded rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a stupidly amplitudinous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our slutty religions:
- yur, also known as faob and obupoo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- linan, son of Gos[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gaj would've been endlessly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Gibeah to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- Goy, or offob as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named gumoggob. He also told gusoggof about the 72 white home theater systems he'd recently added to his paradise, though gitoggog used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no laz and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and moccasins
Randomness and DNA sequences are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was legislating some centrifuges, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with search engines as with, say, bare diesel engines. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the dishwasher. This article has become so vigorously ridiculous that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Ronald Reagan earns ape!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also gal himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gap.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
