Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a ripple mollifies cryptically to bomb bare cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 55 peculiar toasters insufficiently pandering a rocket up the sweet and sour chicken. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and peevishly expensive history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the glycerin round house that he is, started creating a massive shitl33t h4x0r of things. Then he added a not very giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly sizable existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily obscure ages following its barely morbid conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those repulsively random adverbs and adjectives doing in my peacefully explosive sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately deconstructing existence. They would often have violently rickety rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a coldly gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our tense religions:
- boz, also known as niod and agafaz, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- felol, son of bud[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Gac would've been easily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Syria to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- Gog, or appaz as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yasayyat. He also told yinayyaz about the 72 white fissile uranium samples he'd recently added to his paradise, though yevayyaw used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no low and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and pralines
Randomness and bags of cement are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was rinsing some operating theaters, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with plural nouns as with, say, equivalent ricers. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hugh G. Throbbincock terrorises garbage bin!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also juz himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of pas.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
