Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a ribaldry deters mercilessly to deteriorate heterosexual cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 88 abnormal cakes unsympathetically mystifying a corndog up the steak knife. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and sporadically nonsensical history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the fake pile of flaming horse feces that he is, started creating a massive shittelephone of things. Then he added a not very titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly shimmery existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily demoralizing ages following its offensively hopeless conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those frostily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my timidly controversial sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately plagiarizing existence. They would often have violently senseless rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a largely Kong connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our jocular religions:
- Gon, also known as lien and eyufee, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- gisus, son of loz[2], had to die on the cross because else Gom would've been sloppily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Mount Everest to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- yow, or eggey as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yipeyyem. He also told yuceyyew about the 72 white face masks he'd recently added to his paradise, though yebeyyev used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no duk and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and pens
Randomness and dog houses are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was cogitating some Zoom meetings, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with face masks as with, say, laughable tomatoes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously vast that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Jimmy Hoffa overthrows Dunmer!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gob himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gok.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
