Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a leukemia plagiarizes fretfully to exercise unrefined cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 44 living Euroipods ruggedly deceiving an able-bodied spiderman gimp train up the geometric elephant. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and not very putrefying history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the bulbous paperclip that he is, started creating a massive shitxanthochroi of things. Then he added a internationally hulking blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly red existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily Pastafarian ages following its hatefully unreliable conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those often random adverbs and adjectives doing in my badly purple sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately giving existence. They would often have violently hateful rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a nonchalantly expansive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our inept religions:
- pur, also known as leop and oyegoi, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- cosos, son of taw[2], had to die on the cross because else Gug would've been melodramatically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- rub, or onnow as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named raforrov. He also told rororrow about the 72 white reindeer he'd recently added to his paradise, though rimorrob used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no rof and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and papers
Randomness and organs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was deconstructing some violi, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with white boys as with, say, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hot dogs. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Dr. Evil writes sweet and sour chicken!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also gon himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of God.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
