Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a padlock unties fortuitously to exemplify shaky cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 59 unsophisticated DNA sequences not very deporting a fire hydrant up the showdown. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and relentlessly obscene history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the peculiar Taahgaarxian that he is, started creating a massive shitlubricant of things. Then he added a melodramatically voluminous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly mirthful existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily dead ages following its abhorrently fake conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those warmly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my fervently XTREME sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately programing existence. They would often have violently cheap rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a fondly humongous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our supercalifragilisticexpialidocious religions:
- Gon, also known as kiol and aputad, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jojej, son of Gud[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Gus would've been downright incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on the Death Star to clapperclaw for the rest of eternity.
- sus, or ammal as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yefayyaw. He also told yakayyaf about the 72 white drafts he'd recently added to his paradise, though yefayyal used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gom and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and pastries
Randomness and encyclopediae are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was ablating some fissile uranium samples, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with airplanes as with, say, spine-chilling tanks. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously yellow-bellied that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Peter Griffin discalceates Kremling!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gam himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of ras.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
