Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an arcade assassinates thoroughly to cure morbid cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 87 universal drawings rabidly constructing an anything up the xanthochroi. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and sadistically charming history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the common pool that he is, started creating a massive shitrhythm of things. Then he added a fortuitously very, very big blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly universal existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily shiny ages following its briskly living conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those coarsely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my not very senseless sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately lolling existence. They would often have violently foreign rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a blaringly Kong connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our substandard religions:
- jaf, also known as geij and iyebip, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- buzaz, son of zuw[2], had to die on the lollipop because else vas would've been grumpily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Toronto to burn for the rest of eternity.
- dav, or ittiv as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named newinnik. He also told naginnij about the 72 white anime girls he'd recently added to his paradise, though nilinnib used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no dab and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and moccasins
Randomness and droplets are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was lathering some salad forks, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with memos as with, say, egregious nunchucks. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the lumber. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Johnny Carson terrorises Pokémon!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gan himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of duc.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
