Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most hoarsely random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an arccosine suffocates hatefully to construct idiotic cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 09 senseless anime girls nearly optimizing a disaster up the peat moss. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he lolls diet pills with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and shoddily obscure history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the spine-chilling bluejay that he is, started creating a massive shitpresident-for-life of things. Then he added a bitterly very large blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly nonsensical existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily grisly ages following its noisily shiny conception.

Hey, what are all those compulsively random adverbs and adjectives doing in my easily moribund sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately agreeing existence. They would often have violently absorbent rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a verbosely immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our charming religions:

• rac, also known as veas and ulidui, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• gizuz, son of Gam, had to die on the telephone pole because else nob would've been totally incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Mushroom Kingdom to relax for the rest of eternity.
• Gad, or urruy as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named defuddut. He also told dacuddur about the 72 white bathtubs he'd recently added to his paradise, though dubuddup used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no Guf and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to diet pills.

Randomness and hotels

Randomness and grues are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was quantifying some tires, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with clones as with, say, sexy diet pills. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the lint in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Roger Clemens weazens leukemia!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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