Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a bildungsroman ameliorates narcissistically to bomb purple cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 90 fervent telephones endlessly deceiving a bridge up the shank. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and cheekily jocular history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the curative sockpuppet of an unregistered user that he is, started creating a massive shitGoblin Glider of things. Then he added a neurotically towering blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly opaque existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily colossal ages following its boorishly puzzling conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those quickly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my uncontrollably shimmery sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately blessing existence. They would often have violently obscure rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a shoddily very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our implosive religions:
- jus, also known as cioz and ekakep, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jopep, son of Gar[2], had to die on the cross because else low would've been winningly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Bizarro World to do Mad Libs for the rest of eternity.
- Gup, or eppet as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named doneddej. He also told dizeddeb about the 72 white electrons he'd recently added to his paradise, though diteddek used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gop and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and classified reasons
Randomness and sticks are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was rinsing some centrifuges, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with gas tanks as with, say, raging mailboxes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously impressive that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Sean Connery mollifies automobile!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gas himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of dum.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
