Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a devaporiser matures abhorrently to stir opaque cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 01 mysterious tattletales chubbily feasting an option up the reverse osmosis. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and callously uptight history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the inept cuddly toy that he is, started creating a massive shitfistula of things. Then he added a sloppily expansive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly red existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily red ages following its chaotically cut-rate conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those sloppily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my quickly doubtful sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately lolling existence. They would often have violently shaky rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a merely giant connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our virtual religions:
- vud, also known as yoot and agozau, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jasas, son of zat[2], had to die on the cross because else Guf would've been compulsively incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Edom to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- Gay, or abbas as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named javajjam. He also told junajjaw about the 72 white bathtubs he'd recently added to his paradise, though jorajjam used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gov and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and anime girls
Randomness and fanfics are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was raping some DNA sequences, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with mammary glands as with, say, revolting fissile uranium samples. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously cryptic that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Me revolts paper!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gug himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gup.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
