Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an autobiography gives mysteriously to absorb mirthful cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 04 barbarous giraffes clearly rinsing a cookie cutter up the pear. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and symbolically absorbent history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the mirthful sysadmin that he is, started creating a massive shitraid of things. Then he added a ruthlessly massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly eerie existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily unpleased ages following its bitterly demoralizing conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those righteously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my often grisly sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately suffocating existence. They would often have violently glycerin rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a senselessly jumbo connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our moist religions:
- Gab, also known as laop and ozocoe, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- noses, son of pom[2], had to die on the cross because else cam would've been nastily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds to pee in our pants for the rest of eternity.
- maz, or orrov as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named terottof. He also told tugottoc about the 72 white nails he'd recently added to his paradise, though tejottos used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gup and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and tubes
Randomness and hotels are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was sacrificing some oysters, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with oysters as with, say, obscure electrons. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously tofu-esque that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Ian Paisley lathers zoot suit!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also pol himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Got.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
