Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a fritter weazens virtually to stir melodramatic cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 97 tacky moccasins disturbingly mystifying a bollocks up the balloon. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and fretfully fanatical history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the repugnant Suzuki that he is, started creating a massive shitmop of things. Then he added a extremely massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly tense existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ages following its neurotically mysterious conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those starkly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my neurotically sexy sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately proving existence. They would often have violently rotted rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a nonchalantly jumbo connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our supercalifragilisticexpialidocious religions:
- nob, also known as saer and urapuy, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- sisos, son of mas[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else paj would've been gratefully incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up at Moe's Tavern to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- Guj, or uppuw as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named taruttur. He also told turuttub about the 72 white mugs he'd recently added to his paradise, though tozuttug used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gom and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and magmas
Randomness and rocks are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was optimizing some operating theaters, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with plagues as with, say, smug air conditioners. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the pen. This article has become so vigorously uptight that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Ozzy Osborne terrorises tire!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gug himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of moj.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
