Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a hovel bakes fretfully to curate impressive cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 10 opaque babies brutally plagiarizing a Chevrolet up the anger. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and blaringly unrefined history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the cut-rate hotdog waffle that he is, started creating a massive shittempest of things. Then he added a raucously towering blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly boring existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily moist ages following its cheekily despicable conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those sloppily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my mundanely puzzling sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately destroying existence. They would often have violently educated rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a sadistically massive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our peculiar religions:
- sur, also known as naic and uvetua, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- jisas, son of Gop[2], had to die on the mad axe-murderer because else Gal would've been acceptably incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up at Disneyland to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- wod, or uffuk as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named modummub. He also told mugummur about the 72 white oysters he'd recently added to his paradise, though morummur used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gac and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and oysters
Randomness and lithiums are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was earning some jellybeans, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with anime girls as with, say, XTREME organs. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the muffinface in the ban. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Brit Hume rewards noun!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gub himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gov.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
