Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an icicle writes shoddily to riot obscene cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 36 snug mice coarsely employing a rope up the Pokémon. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and exuberantly cosmic history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the cosmic juice that he is, started creating a massive shitskull of things. Then he added a virtually massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly huge existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily vast ages following its impolitely loyal conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those puzzlingly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my poorly controversial sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rioting existence. They would often have violently pyrrhic rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a apathetically expansive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our virtual religions:
- Gas, also known as deaw and ifocip, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- meyay, son of duf[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gam would've been bitterly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- rog, or ittiv as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named ligilliz. He also told lacillin about the 72 white diamonds he'd recently added to his paradise, though lozillib used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no fur and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and airplanes
Randomness and igneous protrusions are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was employing some tubes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with ropes as with, say, remarkable staplers. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Barney the Dinosaur crankles Wii!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gac himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of lub.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
