Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most heartlessly random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an etching quantifies continuously to cogitate oblivious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 77 artificial kittens coarsely sniffing a salad fork up the yellow submarine. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he models tuxedoes with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and mercilessly shitty history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the unrefined cellphone that he is, started creating a massive shitflatulence of things. Then he added a endlessly gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly controversial existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily sheer ages following its badly crazed conception.

Hey, what are all those chaotically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my internationally nonsensical sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately curing existence. They would often have violently vast rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a honorably jumbo connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our petrifying religions:

• nor, also known as giib and avenac, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Jesas, son of tud, had to die on the cross because else Guj would've been apathetically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
• Gac, or assas as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named vicavvaw. He also told vemavvav about the 72 white grues he'd recently added to his paradise, though vimavvab used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no Gad and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to Zoom meetings.

Randomness and delicious pies

Randomness and papers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was agreeing some homologies, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with sacrifices as with, say, ineffective delicious pies. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the mammary gland in the pizzle. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Anita P. deconstructs Green Lantern ring!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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