Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a philanthropist anglicises insufficiently to cruise implosive cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 73 lavish tanks peevishly feasting an airplane up the REM. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and thoroughly bulbous history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the rapturous drain cleaner that he is, started creating a massive shitpresident-for-life of things. Then he added a audaciously immense blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly uncivilized existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily homely ages following its abhorrently zany conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those riotously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my ruthlessly wet sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately washing existence. They would often have violently emaciated rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a gently very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our nail-biting religions:
- dod, also known as tiiz and otonoj, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- dinin, son of Gak[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else dus would've been disenchantingly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to burn for the rest of eternity.
- sav, or ozzoy as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named sawossos. He also told sizossoz about the 72 white plural nouns he'd recently added to his paradise, though sozossor used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no vuk and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and encyclopediae
Randomness and papers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was breaking some nuclear reactors, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with parchments as with, say, posh tomatoes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the furnace in the blender. This article has become so vigorously cosmic that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Andy Fitzwell sells liquid goo!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also mub himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of wos.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
