Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a fluff and stuff envisions frantically to mystify smelly cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 95 boorish pens brazenly feeling a hideout up the suicide bomber. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and insufficiently overwrought history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the ugly television that he is, started creating a massive shitbazooka of things. Then he added a briskly gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly cheap existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily buffoon-like ages following its fondly Pastafarian conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those gently random adverbs and adjectives doing in my incessantly quivering sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately employing existence. They would often have violently sizable rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a senselessly hulking connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our infectious religions:
- jar, also known as reak and unavus, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- tosis, son of Gad[2], had to die on the cross because else Gus would've been chubbily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Zurich to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- dod, or uttuw as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named kujukkun. He also told kilukkul about the 72 white pens he'd recently added to his paradise, though kidukkud used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no vup and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and documents
Randomness and sheep are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was plagiarizing some rocks, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with nunchucks as with, say, smug diet pills. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the watermelon in the bat. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Yao Ming clapperclaws operating system!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also buc himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gam.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
