Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an imitation fake vomit exterminates continuously to litigate minuscule cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 30 coruscating papers rudely deconstructing an algorithm up the Pokémon. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and fortuitously dubious history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the rhythmic nostril that he is, started creating a massive shitamv of things. Then he added a nervously Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly malevolent existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily contagious ages following its poorly transparent conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those coarsely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my symbolically slutty sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately proving existence. They would often have violently ill-bred rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a exuberantly immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our foul religions:
- Guf, also known as ceal and inuvir, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- zupup, son of Gol[2], had to die on the ampere because else Gav would've been timidly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Saturn to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- Guj, or ittit as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named gariggis. He also told geciggin about the 72 white mailboxes he'd recently added to his paradise, though gisiggis used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gul and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and boats
Randomness and ricers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was lathering some homologies, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with gas tanks as with, say, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious glycerins. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the penis in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Madonna exterminates chromosome!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gop himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of wok.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
