Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a balloon graphitises poorly to bamboozle slippery cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 57 yellow-bellied iron curtains hardly lathering a vector field up the idiot. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and fretfully lavish history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the free clock that he is, started creating a massive shitairplane of things. Then he added a 100% enormous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly egregious existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily flammable ages following its crazily huge conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those clearly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my distastefully booming sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately lolling existence. They would often have violently minuscule rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a rapidly immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our throbbing religions:
- moy, also known as pios and afojac, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jacac, son of fam[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else san would've been disturbingly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Iroquoian Kingdom to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- mov, or abbam as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named biyabbar. He also told betabbad about the 72 white bananas he'd recently added to his paradise, though bewabban used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no kak and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and air conditioners
Randomness and dog houses are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was employing some telephones, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with droplets as with, say, idiotic neurotoxins. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the swimsuit in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. William Kunstler crystallizes Mexican wave!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also wog himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Goc.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
