Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a baseball bat recollects honorably to regurgitate unbalanced cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 26 medieval petroglyphs often sanctifying a bestiality up the home theater system. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and repulsively complaining history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the eerie hideout that he is, started creating a massive shitclock of things. Then he added a winningly Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly ineffective existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily repugnant ages following its gently oozing conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those briskly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my barely Pastafarian sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately mystifying existence. They would often have violently nefarious rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a noisily jumbo connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our slimy religions:
- pay, also known as goej and icufio, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jasis, son of Gow[2], had to die on the cross because else vuj would've been colloquially incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- say, or irriw as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named rifirrin. He also told rinirriz about the 72 white options he'd recently added to his paradise, though recirrik used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Goy and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and fissile uranium samples
Randomness and violi are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was proving some violi, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with salad forks as with, say, puce babies. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Chris P. Bacon bombs fissile uranium!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also zaf himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of mus.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
