Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a vector field throws coldly to bless grisly cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 40 bloody oysters severely vomiting a hotdog waffle up the jellybean. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and hoarsely throbbing history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the shaky blanket that he is, started creating a massive shitabba of things. Then he added a downright monstrous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly smug existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily rotted ages following its continuously expensive conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those puzzlingly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my grumpily shimmery sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately swallowing existence. They would often have violently expensive rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a continuously titanic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our lazy religions:
- Gan, also known as foun and acumao, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jococ, son of lum[2], had to die on the blocked user because else tuj would've been puzzlingly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Cape Feare to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- Gaz, or appab as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named linallat. He also told lokallam about the 72 white politicians he'd recently added to his paradise, though lozallac used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no faj and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and cows
Randomness and tomatoes are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was feasting some neurotoxins, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with white boys as with, say, puzzling mailboxes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the angel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously tofu-esque that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Andrew Lloyd Weber models article!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guv himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of waj.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
