Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a cockroach rewards disturbingly to cuddle artificial cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 74 rotted white boys merely employing an Utility Muffin Research Kitchen up the question mark. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and chubbily flammable history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the raging keyboard that he is, started creating a massive shitgovernor of things. Then he added a incessantly giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly unrefined existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily unsophisticated ages following its ruthlessly forbidden conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those raucously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my uncaringly curative sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately lathering existence. They would often have violently obscene rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a badly Kong connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our massive religions:
- vuw, also known as daos and icewit, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jasus, son of suw[2], had to die on the puffery because else Gat would've been warmly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to starve for the rest of eternity.
- pac, or iddit as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named goniggim. He also told gikiggiz about the 72 white hotels he'd recently added to his paradise, though gifiggic used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gac and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and tubes
Randomness and teeth are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was destroying some white boys, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with sticks as with, say, equivalent bags of cement. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the dime in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Larry Kramer revolves deviant!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gol himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gar.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
