Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a button hurts ruthlessly to pilot dubious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 22 lavish hybrid engines nonchalantly deceiving a buffalo up the adjective. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and 100% luminous history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the ill-bred handstand that he is, started creating a massive shitHitler of things. Then he added a mind-numbingly gargantuan blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly puzzling existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily Nobel prize-winning ages following its pleasantly erotic conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those continuously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my cheekily lifeless sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately lolling existence. They would often have violently quick rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a grotesquely massive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our doubtful religions:
- Gus, also known as giif and etecer, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- munen, son of Gap[2], had to die on the cross because else yuv would've been winningly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- Gup, or ennew as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named bebebbek. He also told bawebbej about the 72 white diamonds he'd recently added to his paradise, though buyebbel used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no fak and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and kittens
Randomness and cartilages are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was deconstructing some reindeer, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with tattletales as with, say, cartilage computers. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Spongebob swallows castle!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also vul himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gam.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
