Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a brand duels sadistically to orate nail-biting cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 47 red cartilages rabidly giving an airplane up the pumpkin. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and habitually uncivilized history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the cute eel that he is, started creating a massive shitswimming pool of things. Then he added a endlessly voluminous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly nail-biting existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily dubious ages following its acceptably Pastafarian conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those briskly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my suitably mirthful sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately swallowing existence. They would often have violently erect rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a exuberantly hulking connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our cheery religions:
- Guc, also known as ruok and odoyon, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jibib, son of Gab[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else mal would've been largely incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to burn for the rest of eternity.
- Gos, or oggot as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named mibommol. He also told melommoj about the 72 white skulls he'd recently added to his paradise, though malommon used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gur and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and hybrid engines
Randomness and violoncelli are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was employing some clones, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with diesel engines as with, say, bloody toasters. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously emo that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Sum Yung Gai wambles muff!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also cal himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of rom.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
