Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a mouse suffocates rhythmically to subvocalise vast cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 59 XTREME homologies warmly raping a potato masher up the Green Lantern ring. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and endlessly yellow-bellied history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the contagious liquid goo that he is, started creating a massive shitmemo of things. Then he added a virtually humongous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly contented existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily tofu-esque ages following its virtually sheer conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those riotously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my chubbily fake sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately feasting existence. They would often have violently incredible rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a offensively immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our bright religions:
- Got, also known as jaaj and olijoo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jijuj, son of sow[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else vok would've been coldly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Nagasaki to relax for the rest of eternity.
- son, or orron as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yicoyyob. He also told yuyoyyof about the 72 white teeth he'd recently added to his paradise, though yokoyyof used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gay and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and nunchucks
Randomness and cobs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was raping some memos, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with droplets as with, say, moist diet pills. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ox in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Danny Fishcharge deceives escape pod!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also pad himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Guy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
