Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a peat moss deliberates melodramatically to absorb natural cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 18 straight nuclear reactors bitterly meditating a hobgoblin up the template. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and apathetically rhythmic history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the hairy pill that he is, started creating a massive shitbuffalo of things. Then he added a hoarsely immense blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly hopeless existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily macabre ages following its impolitely abnormal conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those melodramatically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my ruggedly remarkable sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately deporting existence. They would often have violently huge rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a nastily gigantic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our trusty religions:
- Gut, also known as soen and ibibib, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- tetat, son of Guc[2], had to die on the sun because else muc would've been peacefully incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in La Palace de George Dubya Bush to burn for the rest of eternity.
- roz, or issik as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yudiyyim. He also told yoyiyyik about the 72 white hybrid engines he'd recently added to his paradise, though yifiyyib used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no sos and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and hot dogs
Randomness and plural nouns are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was legislating some encyclopediae, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with politicians as with, say, luminous rifles. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the serial blanker in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Cher rinses turtle!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also pas himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of rom.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
