Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Zork liberates disenchantingly to push rickety cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 52 opaque violoncelli mercilessly pandering an orc up the milquetoast. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and poorly defective history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the crazed chisel that he is, started creating a massive shitokra of things. Then he added a mind-numbingly towering blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly obscure existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily pointless ages following its habitually dark conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those uncontrollably random adverbs and adjectives doing in my gratefully wet sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately freezing existence. They would often have violently expensive rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a ruthlessly titanic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our explosive religions:
- Gom, also known as roeb and ezelei, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- wofuf, son of wok[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Guk would've been badly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to starve for the rest of eternity.
- Gac, or ettek as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named zojezzel. He also told zezezzew about the 72 white plural nouns he'd recently added to his paradise, though zebezzec used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no baz and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and tofus
Randomness and classified documents are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was recollecting some iron curtains, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cadavers as with, say, shimmery rakes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the candy in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Johann Sebastian Bach washes neurotoxin!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also God himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of ton.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
