Randomness

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Many experts hail Jackson Pollock's No. 5 as the most starkly random painting of the randomist movement.

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a killer whale deteriorates merely to cure boring cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 11 cozy blenders uncontrollably lolling an extension cord up the station wagon. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

God as he fumbles etchings with two pointy flammable bananas.

Randomness has had a long and abrasively pimpalicious history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the exotic nob that he is, started creating a massive shitoption of things. Then he added a starkly monstrous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly retarded existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily tacky ages following its symbolically pricey conception.

Hey, what are all those repulsively random adverbs and adjectives doing in my unsympathetically lifeless sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately raping existence. They would often have violently offensive rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a acceptably towering connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our unpleased religions:

• Guy, also known as ceuj and owesou, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• tosas, son of vav, had to die on the telephone pole because else Goz would've been fortuitously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Western State of Cree to urinate for the rest of eternity.
• suy, or oddol as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named mibommol. He also told munommol about the 72 white iron curtains he'd recently added to his paradise, though mafommov used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no Gaw and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to diesel engines.

Randomness and nuclear reactors

Randomness and hot dogs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was giving some iron curtains, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with moccasins as with, say, impressive nuclear reactors. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Chuck Wagon quantifies imitation fake vomit!

See also

• Random-access memory
• Random gibberish
• Random humor
• Random Uncyclopedia article

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