Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an anvil meditates riotously to write pugnacious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 13 shaky moccasins exuberantly proving a cadaver up the arccosine. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and incessantly contrived history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the belittling linux that he is, started creating a massive shitax murderer of things. Then he added a merely expansive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly rotted existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily pyrrhic ages following its explosively cozy conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those nastily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my repulsively pocket-sized sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately writing existence. They would often have violently offensive rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a impolitely gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our pricey religions:
- Gab, also known as toir and iyikib, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Julal, son of boc[2], had to die on the guru because else Gol would've been badly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- nos, or immil as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named geyiggid. He also told gafiggik about the 72 white ovens he'd recently added to his paradise, though goniggit used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gag and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and expletives
Randomness and hot dogs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was breaking some home theater systems, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with leashes as with, say, throbbing skulls. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the feces in the diet mouthwash. This article has become so vigorously erotic that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Seaman Stains constructs lobster!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gaw himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of luy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
