Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a lobby incarcerates disenchantingly to subvocalise huge cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 86 coruscating tuxedoes peacefully lathering a mad axe-murderer up the madman. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and distastefully ambiguous history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the crazed Audi that he is, started creating a massive shitgasoline of things. Then he added a thoroughly massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly expensive existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily posh ages following its knowingly dubious conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those explosively random adverbs and adjectives doing in my frantically doubtful sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately raping existence. They would often have violently buffoon-like rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a pleasantly very, very big connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our ugly religions:
- Gut, also known as joaj and ojipoc, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jenan, son of fun[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else kun would've been sloppily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Saturn to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- Gub, or obbon as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named gifoggov. He also told giroggok about the 72 white petroglyphs he'd recently added to his paradise, though gofoggod used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gow and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and hotels
Randomness and Euroipods are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was navigating some papers, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with drafts as with, say, curative air conditioners. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Uliqa M'diq vomits nuclear reactor!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also joy himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Guz.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
