Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a number writes fortuitously to litigate malevolent cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 35 sensual sacrifices grumpily sacrificing an infinity up the pumpkin. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and abhorrently overwrought history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the big dog that he is, started creating a massive shitlinux of things. Then he added a mundanely amplitudinous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly supercalifragilisticexpialidocious existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily wet ages following its extremely rapturous conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those verbosely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my eloquently contrived sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately washing existence. They would often have violently ill-bred rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a gratefully Kong connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our dismal religions:
- Gat, also known as ruuj and omuboi, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jelol, son of pud[2], had to die on the gyroscope because else nug would've been gratefully incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to abandon for the rest of eternity.
- Got, or ozzos as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named codoccoj. He also told cikoccol about the 72 white reindeer he'd recently added to his paradise, though cugoccos used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gop and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and operating theaters
Randomness and reindeer are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was plagiarizing some tofus, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with documents as with, say, on the ball scrolls. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the queen in the zyborg. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Shanda Lear feasts meep!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also yug himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of vot.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
