Don't click here!
...geez... Look, I told you not to click here, like Do not click any links except this is no game. I give you one simple instruction DO NOT CLICK THERE and you break it.
Hey, I suppose I should tell you this is all part of some complex psychology experiment. Congratulations, you fail and have told volumes about the belligerence of the human race. You do the exact damn opposite. And look at this, for all the shit I give you here you could've just kept to yourself and avoided the emotional pain. Guess not now, nosy Ned.
It's just a joke, right?[edit | edit source]
You could say that, you COULD. But, what if it wasn't? If by defying one simple direction you could have sentenced yourself to 100 years of non-stop pain? What would you say then? Oh, the irony would be sickeningly sweet. The fact that the only page that links here is some crumby forum topic makes your pathetic curiosity even worse. What sort of page can a page called "DON'T CLICK HERE!" be? Is it really that good sounding that you have to take a gander at it? Just leave the damn thing alone people!
And next time someone tells you not to do something...[edit | edit source]
DON'T DO IT!
See also[edit | edit source]
If you came here from Zork...[edit | edit source]
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