Category:User php

Users that speak <?php

• 0 User does not understand this language. <?php $User->SpeaksPHP = False; ?>
• 1 User has basic understanding of this language. <?php $User->SpeaksPHP = SemiFalse; /* Erratic attempt by such a user to write PHP. Please learn about boolean */ ?>
• 2 User contains a knowledge of php primarily derived from perl.
• 3 User is fluent in PHP4 but not PHP5
• 4 User has near-native understanding of this language. <?php $User->SpeaksPHP = (string) "All of your php are belong to meh" ?>
• N User is a clone of someone like Antony Dovgal. <?php /* Need more be said? */ ?>
• A User speaks this language with a thick accent.
• E User learned this language in school and never used it since. Which is funny because most schools don't offer this language anyways.
• F User sucks because he failed a course not even offered.
• G User wants to remove this language from existence. He believes it should never have been spawned from Perl
• L User has a lisp that affects how they speak this language. It is likely his code will not run.
• P User does not comment his code.
• X User only speaks this language enough to seduce native speakers of this language.

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