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User:Catt0s

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Catt0s is a:

  • e621 user.
  • ˘ω˘
  • Musketeer
  • dead inside
  • into Transfur
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
The only reason they use it is because they have to.
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
Userboxbox.png This user has created/stolen from Wikipedia userboxes as one liners are easy.
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly. Happysatan.jpg
TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
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FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. FA-22 Raptor.jpg
This space for rent.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside. High voltage warning.svg
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
NAV dark.gif This user is a
Net Authority Violator
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Envelope.gif This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes. ubx–
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official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS. C:\>_
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
typo-3 Thsi suer is albe ot cnotribute wiht na advandec leve lof Typo. typo-3
Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
IP Catt0s's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
sub subliminal! sub
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. Straight.jpg
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. 3dspork.png
en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight, and so is probably homophobic.
17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337. 17-3
fur-4 This user speaks Furry at a near-native level. fur-4
Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU! Bigbroeye.jpg
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
free This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! free
Chromelogo.png This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE. Chromelogo.png
Steam logo.png This user wastes their life playing games on Steam.
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted. Nuvola apps important orange.svg
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
MS-A Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn zhee iz spewkeeng heer meint cauz zhee zpeekz eet wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint.
MS-L Thith uther thpeakf hith mind wif an awfthul lithp. MS-L
DrHouse.jpg This user idolises Dr. House

but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.

es-G This user does not speak Español and believes Español to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Español speakers. es-G
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht-2
Usb! No, really! Usb!
LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life. LV-2
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. DramaticQuestionMark.png
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. You-have-failed.jpeg
Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats.
Cat03.jpg This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


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NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.
DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
TI-83.png This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird.
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex. Exquisite-kfm home.png
Small notebook gamer.jpg This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time). Antisensor.JPG
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Tux-thinkpad.png This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate. Tux-thinkpad.png
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron. Durrr
hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!
Tntasplode.png This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. [insert content here]
17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. 17-2
ah-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Asshat. ah-1
al-0 This user does not understand the Ancient Language (or understands it with considerable difficulties). al-0
au-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan. au-1
ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer. ao-2
bs-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bullsh!t. bs-2
bl-P This f****r speaks Blasphemy heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. bl-P
ca-0 This user does not understand Canadian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ca-0
cpp-0 This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties). cpp-0
css-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of CSS. css-1
du-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Dumbass. du-2
en-L Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp. en-L
enl-F This user got an F in English, but Louder and likes their native language better (if they have one). enl-F
fh-0 This user does not understand Fuckhead (or understands it with considerable difficulties). fh-0
fur-N This user is a native speaker of Furry. fur-N
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht-2
mor-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . . mor-1
ma-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MA. ma-1
lz-0 This user does not understand Lesbian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). lz-0
MW-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MediaWiki. MW-1
la-0 This user does not understand Latin (or understands it with considerable difficulties). la-0
pe-N This user is a native speaker of Plain English. pe-N
se-N This user is a native speaker of Simple English. se-N
perl-0 This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties). perl-0
php-0 This user does not understand PHP (or understands it with considerable difficulties). php-0
pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu. pika-1
quo-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote. quo-3
rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour. rh-2
sa-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm. sa-2
sc-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Scrabble. sc-1
sl-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of sign language. sl-2
sql-0 This user does not understand SQL (or understands it with considerable difficulties). sql-0
tx-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Texan. tx-1
uk-G This user does not speak Correct English and believes Correct English to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Correct English speakers. uk-G
wr-L Thith uther thpeakth Write-only with a really thexy lithp. wr-L
yt-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of ytmnd. yt-1
vb-1 This user is able to contribute with a BASIC level of Visual Basic. vb-1
8.3-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MS-DOS. 8.3-1
  This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.  
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)
(doesn't want to be though)
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student. YA
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
uwu-4 This user speaks uwu at a near-native level. uwu-4