Catt0s

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	This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies	This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...	This user has created ∞ userboxes because one liners are easy.
Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.	Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.	This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
— This space for rent. —	This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.	No user serviceable parts inside.
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH	This user is a Net Authority Violator	This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.
ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes. ubx– crapload	official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT	C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS. C:\>_	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!	typo-3 Thsi suer is albe ot cnotribute wiht na advandec leve lof Typo.
This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx	Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on their page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. Temp
IP Catt0s's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP	sub subliminal! sub	This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.	en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N	This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.
17 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337. 17 3	fur 4 This user speaks Furry at a near-native level. fur 4	Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
	free This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! free	This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
This user holds an account on YouTube as [1].	This user wastes their life playing games on Steam.	This user should not be trusted.
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	MS A Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn theiz spewkeeng therr meint cauz thei zpeekz wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint. MS A	MS L Thith uther thpeakf therr mind wif an awfthully gay lithp. MS L	This user idolizes Dr. House ...but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.
es G This user does not speak Español and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Español speakers. es G	ht 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht 2	Usb! No, really! Usb!
LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.	One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.	USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.	This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.	This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see them. Tee hee!!
This user is owned by one or more cats.	This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! This user says things that may not be work safe.	DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.	This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird.
This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.	This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.	This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)	This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.	This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.
NOV This user is a userbox novice. NOV	Durrr This user is a fucking Moron. Durrr	hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!
This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED. Or eaten by a grue.	UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX	[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. [insert content here]
17 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. 17 2	ah 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Asshat. ah 1	al 0 This user does not understand the Ancient Language (or understands it with considerable difficulties). al 0	au 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan. au 1
ao 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer. ao 2	bs 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bullsh!t. bs 2	bl P This fucker speaks Blasphemy heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. bl P	ca 0 This user does not understand Canadian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ca 0
cpp 0 This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties). cpp 0	css 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of .css. css 1	du 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Dumbass. du 2	en L Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp. en L
enl F This user got an F in English, but Louder and likes their native language better (if they have one). enl F	fh 0 This user does not understand Fuckhead (or understands it with considerable difficulties). fh 0	fur N This user is a native speaker of Furry. fur N	ht 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht 2
mor 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . . mor 1	ma 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MA. ma 1	lz 0 This user does not understand Lesbian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). lz 0	MW 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MediaWiki. MW 1
la 0 This user does not understand Latin (or understands it with considerable difficulties). la 0	pe N This user is a native speaker of Plain English. pe N	se N This user is a native speaker of Simple English. se N	perl 0 This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties). perl 0
php 0 This user does not understand PHP (or understands it with considerable difficulties). php 0	pika 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu. pika 1	quo 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote. quo 3	rh 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour. rh 2
sa 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm. sa 2	sc 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Scrabble. sc 1	sl 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of sign language. sl 2	sql 0 This user does not understand SQL (or understands it with considerable difficulties). sql 0
tx 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Texan. tx 1	uk G This user does not speak Correct English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Correct English speakers. uk G	wr L Thith uther thpeakth Write-only with a really thexy lithp. wr L	yt 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of ytmnd. yt 1
vb 1 This user is able to contribute with a BASIC level of Visual Basic. vb 1	8.3 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MS-DOS. 8.3 1	This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.	ow 1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. ow 1
This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians) (doesn't want to be though)
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk ... or a student. YA	∞ This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. ∞	uwu 4 This user speaks uwu at a near-native level. uwu 4