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| Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. | 
| bu-X | This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members. | 
| vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. | 
| NOV |  This user is a userbox novice. | 
| This user is a geek. | 
| This user is cooler than you. | 
| This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » | 
| This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers! | 
| sub | secret 2/20 the number is 7 | 
| n00b | This user is a n00b. | 
| This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way  too seriously over there. | 
| This user believes that admins  are control freaks. | 
| This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. | 
| NO | This user doesn't care. | 
This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
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|  | This user is addicted to video games. |  | 
 
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| This user's IQ is over more than yours. | 
| en A | Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. | 
| ac X | This user only speaks those African clicky noises enough to seduce native those African clicky noises speakers. | 
| al X | This user only speaks the Ancient Language enough to seduce native the Ancient Language speakers. | 
| au X | This user only speaks 'Straylyan enough to seduce native 'Straylyan speakers. | 
| vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. | 
| ARGH! | This user dislikes beson (notice the lower case) and thinks he deserves a ban, son. | 
| enl X | This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers. | 
| fig E | This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school. | 
| gbs X | This user only speaks Galactic Basic Standard enough to seduce native Galactic Basic Standard speakers. | 
| gee 4 | This user speaks Geek at a near-native level. | 
| fig A | Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fight whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. | 
| grc X | This user only speaks classical Greek enough to seduce native classical Greek speakers. | 
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| il X | This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay enough to seduce native Igpay Atinlay speakers. | 
| id X | This user only speaks Indonesian enough to seduce native Indonesian speakers. | 
| la 4 | This user speaks Latin at a near-native level. | 
| lz E | This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school. | 
| mor X | This user only speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .  enough to seduce native -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .  speakers. | 
| nq X | This user only speaks Nelly queen enough to seduce native Nelly queen speakers. | 
| vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. | 
| pe X | This user only speaks Plain English enough to seduce native Plain English speakers. | 
| re X | This user only speaks Recondite English enough to seduce native Recondite English speakers. | 
| rh X | This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers. | 
|  Zork | This user edits the Zork trilogy. | 
| rh N | This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. | 
| se X | This user only speaks Simple English enough to seduce native Simple English speakers. | 
| sl X | This user only speaks sign language enough to seduce native sign language speakers. | 
| us X | This user only speaks American English enough to seduce native American English speakers. | 
| uk X | This user only speaks Correct English enough to seduce native Correct English speakers. | 
| vl X | This user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers. | 
| wr X | This user only speaks Write-only enough to seduce native Write-only speakers. | 
| vb X | This user only speaks Visual Basic enough to seduce native Visual Basic speakers. | 
| ow 1 | This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. | 
| This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter. | 
| This user's IQ is over 179. | 
| This user is a fish,  or at least thinks so. | 
| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying.  No offence to pilots. | 
| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. | 
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| See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. | 
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| No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.  ← See? | 
| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama.  It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. | 
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| What, you don't believe me?  Fine, see for yourself.  Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. | 
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| + | This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. | 
| vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. | 
| This user is a mutant. | 
secret 4/20 the number is 3
| This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you.  Start over? | 
| This user is reading your thoughts! | 
| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. | 
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. | 
| Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. | 
| This user wants User:Killer 3.14 featured. | 
| — | This space for rent. | 
| RENT | This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. | 
| This user raises their own chickenbox. | 
| Temp | This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. | 
| vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. | 
| Color | This user likes random colored userboxes. | 
| This user can see what you don't! | 
|   | This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. | 
| WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead.  Proceed with caution!!! | 
| BK | This user is a Black Knight!! | 
| This user is a bad ass, so treat them wih respect. | 
| Gullible | This user is really gullible! | 
| 4524620205201629301589760310458793(and 3 quarters) | This user is 4524620205201629301589760310458793(and 3 quarters) years old. Woop-ti-doo. | 
| ∞ | This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. | 
secret 9/20 the number is 2
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. | 
| This user denies any involvement with the cabal.  There is no cabal. | 
| This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. | 
|   | Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. | 

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
secret 10/20 the number is 3
|   | This user, Killer 3.14/realUIBs, is a genuine Puppet Master. This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here. | 
 
| This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. | 
| This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! | 
| This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. | 
| This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it. | 
| This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate. | 
| This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of  your lover. | 
| This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all. | 
secret 11/20 the number is 6
| This user is a Christian 
(as long as they put a dollar in the box). | 
| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. | 
| This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger. | 
| This user has been purified. | 
| PEACE | This user is a naturalist, so they dance with the forest animals. | 
| This user is an authoritarian and was glad to sell every ounce of their dignity for security. Eat that, Franklin! | 
| LV-5 | This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live. | 
| DIFF E | This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves. | 
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. | 
| ABYSS | This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. | 
| ABYSS x?,??? | This user IS The Abyss. | 
| This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia. | 
|   | This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird. | 
| stuff u don't care about | This user's UIB section is a gold mine of secrets like secret 18/20 the number is 5. | 
| PS2 | This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3. | 
| X | This user plays the Xbox as their 360 is being repaired or they think the 360 isn't worth it. | 
| This user is a Nintendo fan. | 
secret 12/20 the number is 4
|   | This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of. | 
| This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer. | 
| This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger. | 
| vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. | 
| The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. | 
| This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money! | 
secret 13/20 the number is 8
| typo-4 | Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle. | 
| MS 4 | This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face! | 
| Killer_3.14 | This user made this userbox. | 
| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. | 
| This user has eye beams. | 
| This user has eye beams. | 
| Really | No really this User has eye beams. | 
| This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun. | 
| This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. | 
| This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia. | 
|   | This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. | 
|   | This user is a cereal killer. | 
| This user is not and has never been Napoleon. | 
| :o | Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I  mean?
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| This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. | 
| This user is easily tricked. | 
| This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM  Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. | 
| This user is not The Thinkerer. | 
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| usbx | This user likes to use userboxes. | 
| usbx | This user likes to use userboxes. | 
| Usb! | No, really! | 
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secret 14/20 the number is 5
| Usb! | No, really! | 
| Usb! | No, really! | 
| USB!!!!!11 | NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!  | 
| This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. | 
| BS | This userpage is bullshit. | 
| Color | This user likes random colored userboxes. | 
This user is invisible,  <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
| 1+ | This user has over 1 edit. Duh! | 
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. | 
| This user likes goats. Baaaahaahaahaahhh! | 
| This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. | 
| This user bought a parrot as it holds a better conversation than most people they know. | 
| This user is owned by one or more cats. | 
| This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers. | 
| This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem. | 
secret 15/20 the number is 1
| This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia. | 
| I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design.  I cannot go to hell because there is none. | 
| ?? | This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. | 
| WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci sequence and anything to do with it. | 
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! | 
| Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! | 
| Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! | 
| vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. | 
| Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! | 
| This user loves pi | 
secret 16/20 the number is 6
| Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! | 
| ? | Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. | 
| NOV |  This user is a userbox novice. | 
| This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way  too seriously over there. | 
| This user believes that admins  are control freaks. | 
secret 17/20 the number is 9
| hey! | The above wasn't my fault! | 
| NO | This user doesn't care. | 
| This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. | 
| vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. | 
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