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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » |
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers! |
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. |
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
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This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers. |
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This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school. |
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This user only speaks Galactic Basic Standard enough to seduce native Galactic Basic Standard speakers. |
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This user speaks Geek at a near-native level. |
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fight whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. |
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This user only speaks Indonesian enough to seduce native Indonesian speakers. |
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This user speaks Latin at a near-native level. |
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This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school. |
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This user edits the Zork trilogy. |
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This user only speaks Write-only enough to seduce native Write-only speakers. |
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This user only speaks Visual Basic enough to seduce native Visual Basic speakers. |
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This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. |
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter. |
This user's IQ is over 179. |
This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. |
This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. |
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See? |
Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. |
vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. |
This user is a mutant. |
secret 4/20 the number is 3
This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
This user is reading your thoughts! |
This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. |
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
This user wants User:Killer 3.14 featured. |
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This space for rent. |
RENT |
This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
This user raises their own chickenbox. |
Temp | This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. |
vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. |
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This user likes random colored userboxes. |
This user can see what you don't! |
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. |
WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!! |
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This user is a Black Knight!! |
This user is a bad ass, so treat them wih respect. |
Gullible |
This user is really gullible! |
4524620205201629301589760310458793(and 3 quarters) |
This user is 4524620205201629301589760310458793(and 3 quarters) years old. Woop-ti-doo. |
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. |
secret 9/20 the number is 2
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. |
This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
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Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
secret 10/20 the number is 3
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This user, Killer 3.14/realUIBs, is a genuine Puppet Master. This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here. |
This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! |
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. |
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it. |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all. |
secret 11/20 the number is 6
This user is a Christian
(as long as they put a dollar in the box). |
This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. |
This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger. |
This user has been purified. |
PEACE |
This user is a naturalist, so they think plants and animals should be treated ethically. |
LV-5 | This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live. |
DIFF E | This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves. |
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
ABYSS |
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. |
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This user IS The Abyss. |
This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia. |
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This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird. |
stuff u don't care about | This user's UIB section is a gold mine of secrets like secret 18/20 the number is 5. |
PS2 |
This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3. |
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This user plays the Xbox as their 360 is being repaired or they think the 360 isn't worth it. |
This user is a Nintendo fan. |
secret 12/20 the number is 4
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This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of. |
This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer. |
This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger. |
vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. |
The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. |
This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money! |
secret 13/20 the number is 8
typo-4 | Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle. |
MS-4 |
This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face! |
Killer_3.14 | This user made this userbox. |
This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. |
This user has eye beams. |
This user has eye beams. |
Really | No really this User has eye beams. |
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun. |
This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. |
This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia. |
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. |
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This user is a cereal killer. |
This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site. |
This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
This user is not The Thinkerer. |
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secret 14/20 the number is 5
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
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This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
This user likes goats. Baaaahaahaahaahhh! |
This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. |
This user bought a parrot as it holds a better conversation than most people they know. |
This user is owned by one or more cats. |
This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers. |
This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem. |
secret 15/20 the number is 1
This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia. |
I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none. |
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. |
WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it. |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! |
vu | This user gives people the feeling of deja vu. |
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This user loves pi |
secret 16/20 the number is 6
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. |
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This user is a userbox novice. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
secret 17/20 the number is 9
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
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