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This user does not smell of almonds
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.
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vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
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This user is a userbox novice.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!
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secret 2/20 the number is 7
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Nuvola apps important.svg This user loves you and everyone you care about.
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This user is a n00b.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
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This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
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This user is too damn sexy
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The above wasn't my fault!
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This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.
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Dead This user is dead.Dead dead dead.

He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.


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This user's IQ is over more than yours.
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This user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers .
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This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers .
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This user only speaks Czech enough to seduce native Czech speakers .
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This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers .
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This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .
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This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers .
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers .
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This user only speaks Asshat enough to seduce native Asshat speakers .
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This user only speaks 'Straylyan enough to seduce native 'Straylyan speakers .
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This user only speaks AOLer enough to seduce native AOLer speakers .
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This fucker speaks Bullsh!t heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user only speaks Bullsh!t enough to seduce native Bullsh!t speakers .
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ARGH! This user dislikes beson (notice the lower case) and thinks he deserves a ban, son.
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This user only speaks Blasphemy enough to seduce native Blasphemy speakers .
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This user only speaks C++ enough to seduce native C++ speakers .
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This user only speaks .css enough to seduce native .css speakers .
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This user only speaks Danish enough to seduce native Danish speakers .
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This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers .
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This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers .
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This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers .
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This user only speaks Esperanto enough to seduce native Esperanto speakers .
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This user only speaks Español enough to seduce native Español speakers .
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This user only speaks Estonian enough to seduce native Estonian speakers .
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This user is a native speaker of Fight.
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This fucker speaks Fight heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school.
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This user only speaks Fight enough to seduce native Fight speakers .
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This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers .
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This user only speaks Fuckhead enough to seduce native Fuckhead speakers .
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This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers .
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This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers .
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This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fight whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user only speaks Geek enough to seduce native Geek speakers .
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This user only speaks Hrvatski enough to seduce native Hrvatski speakers .
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This user is a native speaker of HTML.
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This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers .
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secret 3/20 the number is 2

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This user only speaks Indonesian enough to seduce native Indonesian speakers .
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This user only speaks Italiano enough to seduce native Italiano speakers .
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This user is a native speaker of Java.
This user only speaks Java enough to seduce native Java speakers .
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This user speaks Latin at a near-native level.
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This user only speaks Latin enough to seduce native Latin speakers .
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This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers .
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This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.
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This user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki speakers .
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This user only speaks Plain English enough to seduce native Plain English speakers .
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This user only speaks Polish enough to seduce native Polish speakers .
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This user only speaks Português enough to seduce native Português speakers .
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This user only speaks Quote enough to seduce native Quote speakers .
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This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers .
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Zork
This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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This user only speaks Русский enough to seduce native Русский speakers .
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This user only speaks Simple English enough to seduce native Simple English speakers .
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This user only speaks sign language enough to seduce native sign language speakers .
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This user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers .
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This user only speaks SQL enough to seduce native SQL speakers .
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This user only speaks Klingon enough to seduce native Klingon speakers .
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This user only speaks 中文 enough to seduce native 中文 speakers .
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This user only speaks Visual Basic enough to seduce native Visual Basic speakers .
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United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
United States
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This user has created 5325961078 userboxes because one liners are easy.
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This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so cut them some slack.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user's IQ is over 179.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is a mutant.
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secret 4/20 the number is 3

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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is an evil clone of [[User:<insert name here>|<insert name here>]].
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to your mom.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user wants User:Killer 3.14 featured.
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This space for rent.
RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user raises their own chickenbox.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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This user is a zombie, and wants to eat your brains.
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This user is a Black Knight!!
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This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person. They take comfort in the fact that you are too.
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This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.
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Gullible
This user is really gullible!
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This user is 4524620205201629301589760310458793(and 3 quarters) years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.

secret 9/20 the number is 2

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.
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This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
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This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful…
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This user is actually not Batman. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
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Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
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This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
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secret 10/20 the number is 3

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This user, Killer 3.14/realUIBs, is a genuine Puppet Master.

This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 3000 pseudonyms.


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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
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This user is a New Yorker
The Patriots rule suck!!
(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)
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secret 11/20 the number is 6

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This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.
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This user is pilfering ye booty!
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This user has been purified.
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PEACE
This user is a naturalist, so they prefer to live in treehouses.
PEACE
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This user is an authoritarian
and was glad to sell every ounce of their dignity for security. Eat that, Franklin!
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This user is a Democrat and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. They're probably also a communist. Quick! Inform HUAC!)


LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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ABYSS
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
ABYSS
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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
A x2
ABYSS x?,???
This user IS The Abyss.
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This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
RSRS
This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality.
RSRS
TI-83.png This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird.
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
stuff u don't care about This user's UIB section is a gold mine of secrets like secret 18/20 the number is 5.
Nintendo ds.png This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
342px-Psp45.svg.png This user owns a slick lookin'
Sony PSP
Woop-ti-doo...
PSP.jpg This user has both the PSP and the DS because they are greedy. 656px-NintendoDS Warm.jpg

PS2

This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3.

PS2

X

This user plays the Xbox as their 360 is being repaired or they think the 360 isn't worth it.
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This user is a Nintendo fan.
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secret 12/20 the number is 4

Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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This user owns a Neopet and is strictly using it for raping purposes.
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This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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This user is pilfering ye booty!
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vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.
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This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!
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This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
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secret 13/20 the number is 8

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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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Htis user sepaks typO at a naer0native levle.
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This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face!
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Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
1818 years, 2 months and 23 days.


Killer_3.14 This user made this userbox.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user has eye beams.
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Really No really this User has eye beams.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.
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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
RSRS
This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality.
RSRS
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user is not The Thinkerer.
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This user likes apples.
Or they are one already.
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This user likes to eat anything orange.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
Usb!
No, really!
Usb!

secret 14/20 the number is 5

Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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BS
This userpage is bullshit.
BS
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
1+
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user likes goats.
Baaaahaahaahaahhh!
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user bought a parrot as it holds a better conversation than most people they know.
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This user is owned by one or more cats.
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This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
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This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers.
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This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
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secret 15/20 the number is 1

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This user is interested in Fossils. Some people call this a form of necrophilia.
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I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none.
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This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
Bottlenose dolphin
Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.

secret 16/20 the number is 6

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user does not know how to shot web.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user was brought to you by the letters J, K and the number 13.
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user is a magic ninja!
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NOV
This user is a userbox novice.
NOV
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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secret 17/20 the number is 9

hey!
The above wasn't my fault!
hey!
NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
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This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.