User:Killer 3.14/realUIBs

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UIBs[edit]

Almond ub.jpg This user does not smell of almonds Almond ub.jpg
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
bu-X This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members. bu-X
vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
Geek.jpg This user is a geek. Geek.jpg
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here. Face-surprise.svg
Sergeant.PNG This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers! Sergeant.PNG
sub secret 2/20 the number is 7 sub
Nuvola apps important.svg This user loves you and everyone you care about.
n00b This user is a n00b. n00b
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
Screw It.png This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
Shh.jpg This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. Sex
NO This user doesn't care. NO
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
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This user is too damn sexy
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Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg
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This user is an adventurer.

Skyline Z-Tune.jpg This Uncyclopedian has
the Need for Speed.
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Dead This user is dead.Dead dead dead.

He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.


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Brain.gif This user's IQ is over more than yours. Brain.gif


sp-X This user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers. sp-X
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers. fr-X
cs-X This user only speaks Czech enough to seduce native Czech speakers. cs-X
de-X This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers. de-X
en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers. en-X
du-X This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers. du-X
en-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. en-A
17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers. 17-X
ac-X This user only speaks those African clicky noises enough to seduce native those African clicky noises speakers. ac-X
ah-X This user only speaks Asshat enough to seduce native Asshat speakers. ah-X
al-X This user only speaks the Ancient Language enough to seduce native the Ancient Language speakers. al-X
au-X This user only speaks 'Straylyan enough to seduce native 'Straylyan speakers. au-X
ao-X This user only speaks AOLer enough to seduce native AOLer speakers. ao-X
bs-P This f****r speaks Bullsh!t heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. bs-P
bs-X This user only speaks Bullsh!t enough to seduce native Bullsh!t speakers. bs-X
vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
ARGH! This user dislikes beson (notice the lower case) and thinks he deserves a ban, son.
bl-X This user only speaks Blasphemy enough to seduce native Blasphemy speakers. bl-X
cpp-X This user only speaks C++ enough to seduce native C++ speakers. cpp-X
css-X This user only speaks CSS enough to seduce native CSS speakers. css-X
da-X This user only speaks Danish enough to seduce native Danish speakers. da-X
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers. do-X
elv-X This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers. elv-X
enl-X This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers. enl-X
enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers. enr-X
eo-X This user only speaks Esperanto enough to seduce native Esperanto speakers. eo-X
es-X This user only speaks Español enough to seduce native Español speakers. es-X
et-X This user only speaks Estonian enough to seduce native Estonian speakers. et-X
fig-N This user is a native speaker of Fight. fig-N
fig-P This f****r speaks Fight heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. fig-P
fig-E This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school. fig-E
fig-X This user only speaks Fight enough to seduce native Fight speakers. fig-X
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers. fr-X
fh-X This user only speaks Fuckhead enough to seduce native Fuckhead speakers. fh-X
fur-X This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers. fur-X
gb-X This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers. gb-X
gbs-X This user only speaks Galactic Basic Standard enough to seduce native Galactic Basic Standard speakers. gbs-X
gee-4 This user speaks Geek at a near-native level. gee-4
fig-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fight whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. fig-A
gee-X This user only speaks Geek enough to seduce native Geek speakers. gee-X
grc-X This user only speaks classical Greek enough to seduce native classical Greek speakers. grc-X
hr-X This user only speaks Hrvatski enough to seduce native Hrvatski speakers. hr-X
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML. ht-N
ht-X This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers. ht-X

secret 3/20 the number is 2

il-X This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay enough to seduce native Igpay Atinlay speakers. il-X
id-X This user only speaks Indonesian enough to seduce native Indonesian speakers. id-X
it-X This user only speaks Italiano enough to seduce native Italiano speakers. it-X
java-N This user is a native speaker of Java. java-N
java-X This user only speaks Java enough to seduce native Java speakers. java-X
la-4 This user speaks Latin at a near-native level. la-4
la-X This user only speaks Latin enough to seduce native Latin speakers. la-X
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers. lz-X
lz-E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school. lz-E
mor-X This user only speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . enough to seduce native -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . speakers. mor-X
MW-X This user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki speakers. MW-X
nq-X This user only speaks Nelly queen enough to seduce native Nelly queen speakers. nq-X
ns-X This user only speaks Newspeak enough to seduce native Newspeak speakers. ns-X
vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
orb-X This user only speaks Ouroboros enough to seduce native Ouroboros speakers. orb-X
pe-X This user only speaks Plain English enough to seduce native Plain English speakers. pe-X
perl-X This user only speaks Perl enough to seduce native Perl speakers. perl-X
php-X This user only speaks PHP enough to seduce native PHP speakers. php-X
Pie-X This user only speaks Pie enough to seduce native Pie speakers. Pie-X
pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers. pika-X
pl-X This user only speaks Polish enough to seduce native Polish speakers. pl-X
pt-X This user only speaks Português enough to seduce native Português speakers. pt-X
quo-X This user only speaks Quote enough to seduce native Quote speakers. quo-X
re-X This user only speaks Recondite English enough to seduce native Recondite English speakers. re-X
rh-X This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers. rh-X
Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N
ru-X This user only speaks Русский enough to seduce native Русский speakers. ru-X
sa-X This user only speaks Sarcasm enough to seduce native Sarcasm speakers. sa-X
sc-X This user only speaks Scrabble enough to seduce native Scrabble speakers. sc-X
se-X This user only speaks Simple English enough to seduce native Simple English speakers. se-X
sl-X This user only speaks sign language enough to seduce native sign language speakers. sl-X
sp-X This user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers. sp-X
sql-X This user only speaks SQL enough to seduce native SQL speakers. sql-X
us-X This user only speaks American English enough to seduce native American English speakers. us-X
tlh-X This user only speaks Klingon enough to seduce native Klingon speakers. tlh-X
tx-X This user only speaks Texan enough to seduce native Texan speakers. tx-X
uk-X This user only speaks Correct English enough to seduce native Correct English speakers. uk-X
vg-X This user only speaks Vogon enough to seduce native Vogon speakers. vg-X
vl-X This user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers. vl-X
wr-X This user only speaks Write-only enough to seduce native Write-only speakers. wr-X
yt-X This user only speaks ytmnd enough to seduce native ytmnd speakers. yt-X
zh-X This user only speaks 中文 enough to seduce native 中文 speakers. zh-X
vb-X This user only speaks Visual Basic enough to seduce native Visual Basic speakers. vb-X
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Userboxbox.png This user has created/stolen from Wikipedia 5325961078 userboxes as one liners are easy.
Rabidanimal.jpg This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so give them some slack. Rabidanimal.jpg
Dexter.jpg
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 179. Brain.gif
CohoSalmon.png This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. Lemming.jpg
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. FA-22 Raptor.jpg
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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