User:Schabeindividuum

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Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
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?I ma ohW[edit | edit source]

I am a fish. I am a novel. I am the mobile phone you haven't been able to find for the past 4 months. I am a foot. I am a digital neo-wyxian cybergenetic über-pro book. I am the disappearance of webcams. I am the pidgin, whose name is not Pitchen. I am a entity in the space surrounding the emptiness of intelligent deities. I am no one, yet I am everyone. I am.


I am a foot.

I believe that it is ethically alright to let this page stay unfunny. --Schabeindividuum 21:00, 15 May 2009 (UTC)


Subpages[edit | edit source]

At the doctor

Articles I've created[edit | edit source]

Humanato (is a Deletion Survivor)

UnNews:Uncyclopedia hides existence of kidnapped flower salesman

Articles I've edited[edit | edit source]

Various.

Articles I've "re-created"[edit | edit source]

None.