User:Bloopy

“The universe is much bigger than you.”

~ User:Bloopy on The Universe

“When you're under 18, it's not called pornography, it's called an education.”

~ User:Bloopy on Pornography

“A "virgin minute" is one which hasn't happened yet, so I guess that means time travel is either paedophilia or necrophilia, depending on which direction you're going in.”

~ User:Bloopy on Time Travel

Who is Bloopy?

Bloopy is a creature who has obtained a high level of spirituality via cosmological contemplation. Bloopy exists simultaneously in two physical forms: as a human on Earth, and as a cyan cartoon character in a galaxy far far far far away.

Bloopy can be consulted as an expert on any of the following topics: Cosmology, Metaphysics, Philosophy, Religion, The Meaning of Life.

Bloopy enjoys but is by no means an expert on: Art, Mathematics, Music, Physics.

A random image. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good picture of a tree mulcher in action?

Articles started by Bloopy

A portrait of Bloopy as a cartoon character in a galaxy far far far far away.

Bloopy is (ir)responsible for starting the following Uncyclopedia articles:

• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• Bloodhound Gang
• Bloopy's Pirate Dictionary
• Clock Day
• HowTo:Play Pasketmaul
• Myers-Briggs
• Orange sherbet
• Pasketmheel
• Planet Google
• The Punisher

The earliest known primitive drawing of Bloopy, from 1994.

Sub-pages

• All work and no play makes Bloopy a dull boy
• Gallery
• The Bloopy Song

Templates by Bloopy

All work and no play, Dangerous page, DUP award, Listen large, Mommy's medicine, Non-Wikipedian, Too many images, User Bloodhound Gang Fan, User Leon Fan, User Myers-Briggs, Userbox2.

Other contributions

Some other articles Bloopy has contributed to: Dinosaurs, Google (company), Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Mars, Martian, Mouse, The Matrix, Wellington, Worms, You have two cows.

History of Bloopy

This user is a Kiwi …and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!

This user wore velour flares until the late eighties.

This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, even when incredibly drunk.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

This user is too pirate for your battleship.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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The story begins in 1994, when our powers were strong enough to telepathically connect. This is what has made it possible for the image of Bloopy's cartoon character form to arrive on Earth. At first the connection was quite weak and the image was inaccurate, but over time it has become perfected. From 1995 onwards, the spiritual presence of Bloopy has been seeping across the Internet, where the high digital locality of millions of souls allows for remarkable inspiration.

Some of Bloopy's favourite articles

• American-English Dictionary
• Cricket
• English-American Dictionary
• Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats
• Nintendo Puu
• Pasketmaul
• The Cold War
• Worms
• You have two cows

Bloopy will work for food.

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This user only speaks C++ because it was a required course in school.

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This user speaks .css at a near-native level.

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This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

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This user is a native speaker of HTML.

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This user is a native speaker of Java.

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This user is a native speaker of PHP.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble.

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Praise the Almighty!

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This user created The Punisher, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

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