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User:Bloopy on The Universe

When you're under 18, it's not called pornography, it's called an education.

User:Bloopy on Pornography

A "virgin minute" is one which hasn't happened yet, so I guess that means time travel is either paedophilia or necrophilia, depending on which direction you're going in.

User:Bloopy on Time Travel

Who is Bloopy?[edit]

Bloopy is a creature who has obtained a high level of spirituality via cosmological contemplation. Bloopy exists simultaneously in two physical forms: as a human on Earth, and as a cyan cartoon character in a galaxy far far far far away.

Bloopy can be consulted as an expert on any of the following topics: Cosmology, Metaphysics, Philosophy, Religion, The Meaning of Life.

Bloopy enjoys but is by no means an expert on: Art, Mathematics, Music, Physics.

A random image. Due to its lustrous appearance, the depleted uranium penetrator is one of the universe's most coveted prizes.

Articles started by Bloopy[edit]

A portrait of Bloopy as a cartoon character in a galaxy far far far far away.

Bloopy is (ir)responsible for starting the following Uncyclopedia articles:

The earliest known primitive drawing of Bloopy, from 1994.


Templates by Bloopy[edit]

All work and no play, Dangerous page, DUP award, Listen large, Mommy's medicine, Non-Wikipedian, Too many images, User Bloodhound Gang Fan, User Leon Fan, User Myers-Briggs, Userbox2.

Other contributions[edit]

Some other articles Bloopy has contributed to: Dinosaurs, Google (company), Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Mars, Martian, Mouse, The Matrix, Wellington, Worms, You have two cows.

History of Bloopy[edit]

New Zealand This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
New Zealand
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg This user hates people that think that their ass don't stink. One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg
Mikemyers.jpg This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, even when incredibly drunk. Mikemyers.jpg
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
Skullnbones.gif This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people. Skullnbones.gif
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

The story begins in 1994, when our powers were strong enough to telepathically connect. This is what has made it possible for the image of Bloopy's cartoon character form to arrive on Earth. At first the connection was quite weak and the image was inaccurate, but over time it has become perfected. From 1995 onwards, the spiritual presence of Bloopy has been seeping across the Internet, where the high digital locality of millions of souls allows for remarkable inspiration.

Some of Bloopy's favourite articles[edit]

cpp-E This user only speaks C++ because it was a required course in school. cpp-E
css-4 This user speaks CSS at a near-native level. css-4
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk-N
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML. ht-N
java-N This user is a native speaker of Java. java-N
php-N This user is a native speaker of PHP. php-N
sc-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble. sc-3

Praise the Almighty![edit]

They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them.
Do NOT click any links! — Bradaphraser

Thumbs up2.jpg This user created The Punisher, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! Thumbs up2.jpg

Bloopy Laughs An Evil Laugh (file info)
May possibly contain special effects.