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English[edit | edit source]
A[edit | edit source]
- Abaft
- On or to the aft.
- Ahoy
- A call used in hailing or greeting people.
- Arrr
- An interjection used by pirates. Also: Yarrr.
- Athwartships
- Across the ship, at right angles to the keel or centreline of the boat.
- Avast
- Stop, halt.
- Aye
- Yes.
B[edit | edit source]
- Be
- Used instead of "am" or "are", ex. "They be", "I be", "You be", etc.
- Belay
- To delay or stop doing something, used as a command.
- Belay pin
- A large pin used to secure running rigging on a ship and also useful as a club for fighting.
- Bilge Rat
- Rats found in the often filthy bottom of a ship, also used as an insult.
- Binnacle
- A box or case which houses the compass upon the deck.
- Bitter End
- The last part of a rope or last link in a chain.
- Blackjack
- A black and white Jolly Roger flag.
- Black Jack
- Large drinking cups made of leather and stiffened with tar.
- Black Spot
- A death threat.
- Boo Box
- Chest where pirates that make mistakes get sent.
- Booty
- Goods or treasure seized from victims or the enemy. Also loot, plunder, spoils.
- Boucan
- A knife used by buccaneers, mainly for hunting.
- Bounty
- The reward offered for the capture of a pirate or criminal.
- Buccaneer
- Pirates based in the Caribbean.
- Bumboo
- A drink of the West Indies made with watered rum and flavored with sugar and nutmeg.
- By the Powers!
- An exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island.
C[edit | edit source]
- Cackle Fruit
- Chicken eggs.
- Captain Of The Head
- The person who gets toilet cleaning duty.
- Careen
- To turn a ship on its side (possibly on a beach) for cleaning or repairs.
- Cat O' Nine Tails
- A whip with nine knotted cords attached to a handle. It got its name from the scratch-like marks which it left on one's back.
- Chain Shot
- Two cannonballs connected by a chain and fired.
- Clap Of Thunder
- A strong drink.
- Commandeer
- To steal or take command of a ship.
- Commission
- A government's payment to a privateer for attacking and plundering an opposing country's ships.
- Corsair
- A privateer who operated in the Mediterranean.
- Crows' nest
- A small platform at or near the top of a mast. Used by a look out for land or other ships and flags carried on a ship.
- Crusadoes
- Portuguese coin.
- Cutlass
- A short sword used for cutting not just enemies, but also ropes and so on.
- Cutthroat
- A ruthless pirate with few loyalties.
D[edit | edit source]
- Daalder
- Dutch coin.
- Davy Jones
- Said to be an evil fiend who presides over all evil spirits of the deep.
- Davy Jones' Locker
- The bottom of the ocean, where dead pirates go.
- Deniers
- French coin.
- Derelict
- An abandonded ship at sea.
- Doubloons
- Spanish coin.
- Dredgie
- A ghost of a pirate, dead by betrayal.
- Drivelswigger
- Someone who speaks too many nautical terms.
- Ducat
- Danish coin.
- Dungbie
- Rear end.
F[edit | edit source]
- Fiddler's Green
- The sailor heaven where pirates be goin' when they die.
- Filibuster
- Another name for a buccaneer.
- Flotsam
- Floating remnants of a shipwreck.
- Freebooter
- Another name for a pirate or buccaneer.
- Furner
- A ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an' plunder.
G[edit | edit source]
- Gibbet
- Public gallows used for displaying hanged criminals, including pirates.
- Gilguy
- A term used to describe an object for which the correct name has been forgotten.
- Glory Hole
- Steward's Quarters.
- Grog
- Used to describe any beverage, usually alcoholic, but often one made from rum, water, and perhaps lime juice.
- Guineas
- English coin.
- Gully
- A big knife with numerous uses on board a ship, and often handy during mutinies.
H[edit | edit source]
- Hang The Jib
- To look ill-tempered or annoyed.
- Hardtack
- A hard, stale biscuit eaten onboard ships.
- Head
- A ship's toilet or washroom.
- Hempen Halter
- A noose used to hang someone.
- Hogshead
- A large barrel or cask, usually holding some alcoholic drink.
- Holy Stone
- A sandstone used to scrub the deck.
- Hornswoggle
- To cheat or defraud. Sometimes spelt Hornswaggle.
I[edit | edit source]
- Ilanun Pirates
- Pirates of the Philippines.
J[edit | edit source]
- Jack
- A flag or a sailor
- Jack O' Coins
- The paymaster or quartermaster.
- Jack O' Cups
- The first mate.
- Jack O' Staves
- The first lieutenant.
- Jack O' Swords
- The bosun (boatswain).
- Jacob's Ladder
- A rope ladder hung down the side of a ship.
- Jetsam
- Objects thrown overboard to lighten a ship when it is in trouble.
- Jettison
- To throw goods overboard.
- Jolly Roger
- A pirate flag with a skeleton or skull and cross-bones.
- Jub
- Short for landlubber.
K[edit | edit source]
- Kaper
- A Dutch pirate.
- Keelhaul
- A form of punishment where the victim was attached to a rope and hauled under the keel of a ship, dragging them down under one side and up the other.
L[edit | edit source]
- Landlubber
- Someone who is clumsy and awkward at sea and prefers staying on land.
- Lass
- A woman, usually a young or fair woman.
- Lily Livered
- A coward.
- Limeys
- A derogatory or humourous term used to describe sailors, because they drank lime juice to prevent scurvy.
- Loot
- Stolen goods or treasure.
- Louis D'or
- French coin.
M[edit | edit source]
- Marlinspike
- A tool similar to an ice pick and used to separate strands of rope. Also a popular weapon among mutineers.
- Maroon
- To leave someone stranded, usually on a desert island.
- Matey
- A shipmate or a friend.
- Me
- My.
- Me hearty
- A friend or shipmate.
- Messdeck Lawyer
- A know-it-all.
- Moidore
- A Portuguese coin.
- Monkey
- A small cannon.
- Mutiny
- When the crew rises up against the authority onboard a ship and takes control.
P[edit | edit source]
- Picaroon
- A rascal, or humourous name for a pirate.
- Piece Of Eight
- A type of Spanish coin.
- Pillage
- To seize goods, usually from a merchant ship.
- Pirate
- Someone who raids a merchant ship, or the act of doing so.
- Plunder
- The act of stealing goods from a merchant ship, or the actual goods stolen.
- Powder Monkey
- The boy who brings the gunpowder to the gunner.
- Privateer
- A pirate or ship endorsed by a particular country's government.
- Prize
- An enemy ship captured in battle.
Q[edit | edit source]
- Quarter
- Mercy granted on condition of surrender.
S[edit | edit source]
- Salmagundi
- A meal made from whatever meats, fish, vegetables, spices, etc. are available.
- Scallywag
- A deceitful or unreliable person.
- Scurvy
- A disease caused by a deficiency of vitamin C, often due to long trips at sea. Also used to describe someone in an insulting or humourous way.
- Scuttle
- To sink a ship on purpose.
- Scuttle Butt
- A far-fetched or untrue story.
- Sea Dog
- An old sailor.
- Sea Lawyer
- A seaman who is prone to argue a lot.
- Shanghaied
- Kidnapped and usually forced to work on a ship. Named after people's experiences of waking up and finding themselves in Shanghai.
- Six-pounders
- Cannons.
- Smartly
- Quickly.
- Sprogs
- Untrained recruits or children.
- Squiffy
- A buffoon, drunk, or idiot.
- Swabbie
- A person who mops the decks using a swab (a mop made from rope threads).
- Swashbuckle
- To act as a swashbuckler, or to have a sword fight.
- Swashbuckler
- A sword-wielding ruffian or bully, named for the sound of swords clashing.
T[edit | edit source]
- Thar
- There.
- The Flying Dutchman
- A legendary ghost ship said to be doomed to sail the seven seas forever.
- Turn turtle
- To capsize.
W[edit | edit source]
- Walk the plank
- To be forced, usually by pirates, to walk out along a plank extended from the side of a ship, until falling in the sea.
- Wench
- A woman of ill repute, a woman of no use or a disagreeable woman.
- Wi' a wannion
- With a curse, or with a vengeance.
Y[edit | edit source]
- Ye
- You.
- Yellow Jack
- A flag used to indicate an illness aboard a ship.
- Yo-ho-ho
- Meaningless saying used by pirates, most likely when singing or drunk.
Phrases[edit | edit source]
- Dance the hempen jig.
- To be hanged.
- Dead men tell no tales.
- Killing someone is the best way to keep secrets.
- I'll see you to Davy Jones.
- A threat to kill someone.
- Loaded to the gunwales. (pron. gunnels)
- Drunk.
- Shiver me timbers!
- An expression of shock or disbelief.
- Splice the mainbrace.
- To have a drink or three.
- Swing the lead.
- To be slacking off or lazy.
- To be in Davy's Grip.
- To be close to death or frightened.
- To be on the account/to go on the account.
- To be a pirate.
- To dance with Jack Ketch.
- To be executed.
- To have the Davys (or the Joneseys).
- To be frightened.
- To take a caulk.
- To take a nap.
- With a will.
- To perform a task with urgency.
German[edit | edit source]
L[edit | edit source]
- Landratten
- Landlubbers, land rats.
Spanish[edit | edit source]
Phrases[edit | edit source]
- No hay Moros a la costa.
- The coast is clear.
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