User:TechieRefugee

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Don't get your clothes bloody, or your mom will beat you senseless.



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<insert witty catchprase here> ...coz I can't be bothered to. I mean, why should it always be us Uncyclopedians who have to do everything? Why should we have to finish off this damn article?  Why do we have to make all the funny lines? You know what? I'm going on strike. BEWARE: If you don't like it, contact our complaint department.


 
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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This space for rent.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.
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This user is the random glycerin tooth that lathered their urethra inside of your organs so you must often activate them with a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.
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...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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This user is a reincarnation of Your Mom.
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This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
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This user, TechieRefugee, is a genuine Puppet Master.

This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 3000 pseudonyms.


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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user is a fucking Moron.
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The above wasn't my fault!
hey!
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
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This user contributes using DOS.
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This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.
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This dreams of playing Zork 4: Escape From Darkness again.
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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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This user IS The Abyss.
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This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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This user edits The Abyss.
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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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pirates do it till you walk the plank.
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This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
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This user is a vampire. Bleh!
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This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
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This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!
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This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******
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This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user fears the clowns.
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This user is homeless.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
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This user has tested positive for ESFP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.
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This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable cod. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and jiggle at a pen.
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
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This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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