User:TechieRefugee
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PUSSY[edit | edit source]
Hello, PUSSY'. How are you PUSSY doing today? Why are you PUSSY reading this piece of PUSSY'PUSSY? Why, PUSSY?!?!? Why would you want to PUSSY read this PUSSY'PUSSY'PUSSY, you PUSSY'PUSSY'PUSSY?
Holy PUSSY, Suicide![edit | edit source]
Again!
Again!
Again!
One More Time!
PUSSY[edit | edit source]
<insert witty catchprase here> ...coz I can't be bothered to. I mean, why should it always be us Uncyclopedians who have to do everything? Why should we have to finish off this damn article? Why do we have to make all the funny lines? You know what? I'm going on strike. BEWARE: If you don't like it, contact our complaint department.
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble. Help! |
This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. |
This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. |
This user is a mutant. |
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. |
See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. |
No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See? |
This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg. |
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. | id2 |
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Eeek! |
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
RENT |
This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
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This space for rent. |
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods
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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. |
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Color |
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(haha)
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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun. |
This user, TechieRefugee, is a genuine Puppet Master.
This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 – 3000 pseudonyms.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. |
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ego |
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This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
NO |
This user doesn't care. |
hey! |
The above wasn't my fault! |
This user is addicted to video games. |
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
This user has a Really Lame Password
. Seriously, you could probably guess it. |
I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer. |
This user joined the Folding@home Team
, because they give a damn & so should you. |
C:\>_ |
This user contributes using DOS
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This user supports free operating systems
because they are basically a cheapskate . |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
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Z |
This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. |
Z2 |
This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. |
Z3 |
This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master. |
Z4 |
This dreams of playing Zork 4: Escape From Darkness again. |
ABYSS |
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. |
ABYSS x?,??? |
This user IS The Abyss. |
Zork |
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Abyss |
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This user edits Grueslayer
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on Uncyclopedia. |
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This user is a vegan
and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein. |
This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money! |
This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/******* |
This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid. |
This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends. |
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! |
This user fears the clowns
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This user is homeless. |
This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
RAS |
This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. |
This user has tested positive for ESFP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really. |
This user is easily tricked. |
This user is a complete, irredeemable oil. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and abominate at a sheep. |
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This user is a pedophile
As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to. |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. |
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user likes to use userboxes. |
Usb! |
No, really! |
USB!!!!!11 |
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
BS |
This userpage is bullshit. |
BS |
This userpage is bullshit. |
This user is |
This user has been blocked -3.141592653589 times. |
The only reason they use it is because they have to.
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
MS-P |
This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******. |
This user's head A SPLODE. |
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT |
ETP |
Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
This user supports the genocide of crappy articles. |
This user has joined The Grue Army
to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today! |
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun
. |
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. |
Woohoo! |
This user thought that The Simpsons Movie
was better than eleven Super Bowls! |
This user's IQ is over 172. |
3.141592653589 |
This user has written 3.141592653589 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
al-4 |
This user speaks the Ancient Language at a near-native level. |
du-0 |
This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
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This user does not understand English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
enl-0 |
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fh-0 |
This user does not understand Fuckhead (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
gb-4 |
This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level. |
java-4 |
This user speaks Java at a near-native level. |
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This user speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . at a near-native level. |
rh-4 |
This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. |
sa-E |
This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school. |
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Scrabble whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. |
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This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level. |
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English. |
vb-N |
This user is a native speaker of Visual Basic. |
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This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level. |
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Getting my PUSSY on![edit | edit source]
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