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gwax

Knight Commander of the Order

Major

MIT Alumnus

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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user joined the Folding@home Team

, because they give

a damn & so should you.

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This user's IQ is over 170.

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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.

This user

is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

.

…

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

\m/

I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user supports free operating systems

because they are basically a cheapskate

.

 C:\>_

This user contributes using DOS
.

ow-1

This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

This user is a mutant.

No user serviceable parts inside.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

NO

This user doesn't care.

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enl-N

This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.

gb-N

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ht-N

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ns-N

This user is a native speaker of Newspeak.

sa-N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

us-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

en-E

This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.

fr-E

This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

17-X

This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers .

lz-X

This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers .

vl-X

This user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers .

au-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 'Straylyan whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

enr-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Engrish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

ca-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Canadian whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

sl-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek sign language whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

uk-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Correct English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

bs-4

This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.

cpp-4

This user speaks C++ at a near-native level.

il-4

This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.

MW-4

This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.

pe-4

This user speaks Plain English at a near-native level.

re-4

This user speaks Recondite English at a near-native level.

rh-4

This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

css-3

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sc-3

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vb-3

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perl-2

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se-2

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yt-2

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mor-1

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ju-1

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ru-1

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tlh-1

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vg-1

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wr-1

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ac-0

This user does not understand those African clicky noises (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

da-0

This user does not understand Danish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

de-0

This user does not understand Deutsch (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

do-0

This user does not understand Dolphin (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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et-0

This user does not understand Estonian (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

grc-0

This user does not understand classical Greek (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

hr-0

This user does not understand Hrvatski (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

it-0

This user does not understand Italiano (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

ja-0

This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

ko-0

This user does not understand 한국어 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

la-0

This user does not understand Latin (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

og-0

This user does not understand Ogopogan (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

nl-0

This user does not understand Dutch (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

nq-0

This user does not understand Nelly queen (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

Pie-0

This user does not understand Pie (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

pl-0

This user does not understand Polish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

pt-0

This user does not understand Português (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

sp-0

This user does not understand Spanglish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

sv-0

This user does not understand Swedish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

zh-0

This user does not understand 中文 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

ah-G

This user does not speak Asshat and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Asshat speakers.

ao-G

This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.

du-G

This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.

elv-G

This user does not speak Elvish and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Elvish speakers.

eo-G

This user does not speak Esperanto and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Esperanto speakers.

fh-G

This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers.

fur-G

This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers.

gbs-G

This user does not speak Galactic Basic Standard and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Galactic Basic Standard speakers.

java-G

This user does not speak Java and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Java speakers.

pika-G

This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.

tx-G

This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers.

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