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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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Hide your demons and undead.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
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MEH This user redefines lazy!
NO This user doesn't care.




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enl-NThis user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
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ht-NThis user is a native speaker of HTML.
ns-NThis user is a native speaker of Newspeak.
sa-NThis user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
us-NThis user is a native speaker of American English.
en-EThis user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.
fr-EThis user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
17-XThis user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.
lz-XThis user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
vl-XThis user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers.
au-AYah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 'Straylyan whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
enr-AYah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Engrish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ca-AYah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Canadian whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
sl-AYah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek sign language whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
uk-AYah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Correct English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
bs-4This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.
cpp-4This user speaks C++ at a near-native level.
il-4This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
MW-4This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.
pe-4This user speaks Plain English at a near-native level.
re-4This user speaks Recondite English at a near-native level.
rh-4This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
css-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of CSS.
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sc-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble.
vb-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Visual Basic.
perl-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Perl.
se-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Simple English.
yt-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of ytmnd.
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ah-GThis user does not speak Asshat and furthermore believes Asshat to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Asshat.
ao-GThis user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
du-GThis user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
elv-GThis user does not speak Elvish and furthermore believes Elvish to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Elvish.
eo-GThis user does not speak Esperanto and furthermore believes Esperanto to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Esperanto.
fh-GThis user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.
fur-GThis user does not speak Furry and furthermore believes Furry to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Furry.
gbs-GThis user does not speak Galactic Basic Standard and furthermore believes Galactic Basic Standard to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Galactic Basic Standard.
java-GThis user does not speak Java and furthermore believes Java to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Java.
pika-GThis user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
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