User:Jackboy
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Don't tell anyone[edit | edit source]
Whatever you do, do NOT tell anyone about this! Really, this is my favorite place in teh Whole Wide World!!!!!!!11111111
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This user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school. |
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This user only speaks Quote enough to seduce native Quote speakers . |
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This user only speaks Recondite English enough to seduce native Recondite English speakers . |
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Random Humour whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. |
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This user only speaks Sarcasm enough to seduce native Sarcasm speakers . |
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This fucker speaks Simple English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This user does not speak sign language and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all sign language speakers. |
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This user is a native speaker of American English. |
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This user only speaks Correct English enough to seduce native Correct English speakers . |
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This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers. |
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user's IQ is over 1337. |
Eeek! |
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
This user wants All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy featured. |
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This user likes random colored userboxes. |
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. |
This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! |
Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
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subliminal! |
This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. |
This user is cooler than you. |
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This user is a n00b. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
This user is addicted to video games. |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
This user is a complete, irredeemable peach. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and deceive at an elephant. |
This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. |
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! |
Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! |
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
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This user likes to use userboxes. |
Usb! |
No, really! |
USB!!!!!11 |
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
This user has been blocked 2 times. |
This user's head A SPLODE. |
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT |
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This user hast no knowledge of Typo and dost refuseth to converse with thou Typo enthusiasts |
Bold textItalic textInsert non-formatted text I hate Barney. here
Barney is a fdshfdjskhkjFDSS b
I deserve the Noob of the Month award because it makes sense.
Biogarphy[edit | edit source]
See User:Jackboy/Ct
==Why I hate Barney
Barney is a b[edit | edit source]
Nobody likes that purple freak[edit | edit source]
I hate Barney because he sucks.
That user just wants me to award myself with it.
New section[edit | edit source]
Oh yeah I hope it works if not its over
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=Why are you still reading this?=[edit | edit source]
==Have you ever heard of personal space?==[edit | edit source]
Subpages: User:Jackboy/Barney User:Jackboy/Ct User:Jackboy/No snow
Pages I like[edit | edit source]
AAAAAAAAA! Bat Fuck Insane Vandalism/Example on wheels! I maed a yuky doody Minimalism Uncyclopedia Wikipedia Pick up the Phone Booth and Aisle Ct in all forms
Pages I don't like[edit | edit source]
YYYYYYYY! That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
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