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This fucker speaks Bullsh!t heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Blasphemy.

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This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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de-L

Thith uther thpeakth Deutsch with a really thexy lithp.

do-0

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du-L

Thith uther thpeakth Dumbass with a really thexy lithp.

en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

enl-E

This user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school.

es-G

This user does not speak Español and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Español speakers.

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This fucker speaks Fight heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

fh-P

This fucker speaks Fuckhead heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

gb-L

Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.

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This user does not understand HTML (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

it-L

Thith uther thpeakth Italiano with a really thexy lithp.

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This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MediaWiki.

nq-G

This user does not speak Nelly queen and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Nelly queen speakers.

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This user does not understand Newspeak (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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Thith uther thpeakth Ouroboros with a really thexy lithp.

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This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user does not understand PHP (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

pika-G

This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.

quo-X

This user only speaks Quote enough to seduce native Quote speakers .

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This user only speaks Recondite English enough to seduce native Recondite English speakers .

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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Random Humour whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

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This user only speaks Sarcasm enough to seduce native Sarcasm speakers .

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This user does not understand Scrabble (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

se-P

This fucker speaks Simple English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

sl-G

This user does not speak sign language and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all sign language speakers.

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This user does not understand SQL (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Texan.

uk-X

This user only speaks Correct English enough to seduce native Correct English speakers .

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This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.

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This user does not understand Visual Basic (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's IQ is over 1337.

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user wants All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy featured.

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This user likes random colored userboxes.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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subliminal!

Spellin Aword

This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote them ore bye tem sum spel-cheking softweare.

This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is cooler than you.

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This user is a n00b.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user believes that admins
are control freaks.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

The writer of this article is an American Liberal and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)