User:Jackboy

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Whatever you do, do NOT tell anyone about this! Really, this is my favorite place in teh Whole Wide World!!!!!!!11111111

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of AOLer.

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This fucker speaks Bullsh!t heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Blasphemy.

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This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user does not understand .css (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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Thith uther thpeakth Deutsch with a really thexy lithp.

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This user does not understand Dolphin (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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Thith uther thpeakth Dumbass with a really thexy lithp.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school.

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This user does not speak Español and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Español speakers.

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This fucker speaks Fight heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This fucker speaks Fuckhead heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Galactic Basic Standard.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Geek.

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This user does not understand HTML (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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Thith uther thpeakth Italiano with a really thexy lithp.

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This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lesbian.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MediaWiki.

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This user does not speak Nelly queen and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Nelly queen speakers.

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This user does not understand Newspeak (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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Thith uther thpeakth Ouroboros with a really thexy lithp.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.

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This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user does not understand PHP (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.

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This user only speaks Quote enough to seduce native Quote speakers .

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This user only speaks Recondite English enough to seduce native Recondite English speakers .

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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Random Humour whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

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This user does not understand Русский (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user only speaks Sarcasm enough to seduce native Sarcasm speakers .

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This user does not understand Scrabble (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This fucker speaks Simple English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This user does not speak sign language and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all sign language speakers.

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This user does not understand SQL (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

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This user does not understand Klingon (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Texan.

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This user only speaks Correct English enough to seduce native Correct English speakers .

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This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of ytmnd.

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This user does not understand Visual Basic (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's IQ is over 1337.

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Userboxes.

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user wants All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy featured.

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This user likes random colored userboxes.

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Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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subliminal!

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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is cooler than you.

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This user is a n00b.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

The writer of this article is an American Liberal and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)

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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This mathematical user loves pi

This user is a complete, irredeemable tempest. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and toast at a marshmallow.

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user does it - every night, every day, every possible way.

This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

This user was brought to you by the letters B, J and the number 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This user likes to use userboxes.

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No, really!

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NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user has been blocked 2 times.

This user's head A SPLODE.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

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This user hast no knowledge of Typo and dost refuseth to converse with thou Typo enthusiasts

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Bold textItalic text$Insertformulahere$Insert non-formatted text I hate Barney. here

Barney is a fdshfdjskhkjFDSS b

I deserve the Noob of the Month award because it makes sense.

Biogarphy

See User:Jackboy/Ct

==Why I hate Barney

Nobody likes that purple freak

I hate Barney because he sucks.

WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!

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That user just wants me to award myself with it.

$AllworkandnoplaymakesJackboydull.$

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Oh yeah I hope it works if not its over

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==Have you ever heard of personal space?==

Subpages: User:Jackboy/Barney User:Jackboy/Ct User:Jackboy/No snow

Pages I like

AAAAAAAAA! Bat Fuck Insane Vandalism/Example on wheels! I maed a yuky doody Minimalism Uncyclopedia Wikipedia Pick up the Phone Booth and Aisle Ct in all forms

Pages I don't like

YYYYYYYY! That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada