User:Jackboy

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Whatever you do, do NOT tell anyone about this! Really, this is my favorite place in teh Whole Wide World!!!!!!!11111111


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Bold textItalic textInsert non-formatted text I hate Barney. here




Barney is a fdshfdjskhkjFDSS b


I deserve the Noob of the Month award because it makes sense.

Biogarphy[edit]

See User:Jackboy/Ct




==Why I hate Barney

Barney is a b[edit]

Nobody likes that purple freak[edit]

I hate Barney because he sucks.

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WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!


That user just wants me to award myself with it.



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Oh yeah I hope it works if not its over


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Subpages: User:Jackboy/Barney User:Jackboy/Ct User:Jackboy/No snow


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AAAAAAAAA! Bat Fuck Insane Vandalism/Example on wheels! I maed a yuky doody Minimalism Uncyclopedia Wikipedia Pick up the Phone Booth and Aisle Ct in all forms

Pages I don't like[edit]

YYYYYYYY! That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada