User:With the plant

Babel templates

NO This user doesn't care. NO

Iä! This user has seen the Yellow Sign and, strangely, hasn't died horribly. Iä!

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user is a mutant.

A-Sex This user is asexual and reproduces by budding

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

This user is left-handed. In Latin, they would be sinister. (list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user owns a sufficient amount of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

WARNING! Do NOT pick up this user's soap. (They can pick it up just fine.)

This user is genetically superior to most users.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user should not be trusted.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user IS Communism

This user hides his WMDs in coffee cans in his backyard.

This user is exceptionally skilled at using superior logic and intelligence to flame idiots who deserve it, idiots such as Anonymous Slashy.

This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

This user is a Evolutionist. ...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

This user turns to DC++ for all of his illegaly downloaded music and computer needs.

U.U This user is a lazy little bastard and would rather not be bothered by you or your little opinions

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...

pirates do it till you walk the plank.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

238px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.

⅝ This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer. ⅝

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!

This user's primary source of artwork is Microsoft Paint.

MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP

:o Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? :o

BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page. BBL

“Retem dna emyhr eht fo esuaceb yrteop od tonnac dam eht/Tub eht dam era dnuob yb selur llits, siht yeht reven llet/Nylnial fo sgnisselb eht etarbelec yam yrnezitic lacipyt/Dna eht yad nehw s'nerdlihc doolb saw cinoteb edit/Htarogoehs dlo fo modsiw eht raeh ohw uoy fo esoht tub/Wonk taht yltcaxe neewt' meht si nehw eht dlrow si tliub/.”

– Ted Peterson on Plants

“Morina is so real that s/he becomes dangerous when mixed with oil.”

– Hasphat on Morina

Major Discoveries

While smoking illegal narcotics, With The Plant discovered a new planet which was called Onion. This planet orbited around hir head for several days and sie was elected its Master in 1777 A.T. (After Tears). Since then, the planet has disappeared, around the time With the Plant went into rehab. What was once the regal Master of the Planet Onion is now the common With the Plant.

doG daM eht fo rewollof a si resu sihT.

The position of Planet Onion

Finding the Plant

Livejounal
Myspace
AVEN
Elder Scrolls Forums
The Dremora Worship Society
Silverwing Forum

Master of the Planet Onion

“ Amidst the mists and coldest frosts/With barest wrists and stoutest boasts/He thrusts his fists against the posts/And still insists he sees the ghosts.”

– Tedders on Master of the Planet Onion

The sound-rhyme mind-numb of creatures past, present, and future. Not unlike the unseen world behind the shakes, equaly far apart of the open door. Set out of the time-slip worm of all fact and not in the least unaware of the unawake. Forgotten in all but five languages of self-teaching the down facing world in the lick encrusted spirit train. Unkind feeling creeping the tring-tring tringing of none-but-yours-truely. Thank you very much for your consideration, be careful of constipation. Umlats are not a toy. (In progress)

Things with the Plant

• Plant Perception
• Man Eating Tree
• Plants for a Future
• Snopes
• Museum of Hoaxes
• Budhism
• Nudity
• Aliens
• Livejournal
• Bethesda
• User:Nappy The Quarryman

Babel templates

ao G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao G

du G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du G

elv G This user does not speak Elvish and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Elvish speakers. elv G

fr G This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers. fr G

fh G This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers. fh G

fur G This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers. fur G

gbs G This user does not speak Galactic Basic Standard and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Galactic Basic Standard speakers. gbs G

ju G This user does not speak Joual canadien and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Joual canadien speakers. ju G

pe G This user does not speak Plain English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Plain English speakers. pe G

perl G This user does not speak Perl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Perl speakers. perl G

php G This user does not speak PHP and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all PHP speakers. php G

pika G This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers. pika G

se G This user does not speak Simple English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Simple English speakers. se G

sp G This user does not speak Spanglish and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Spanglish speakers. sp G

us G This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers. us G

vl G This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers. vl G

vb G This user does not speak Visual Basic and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Visual Basic speakers. vb G

typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

ow 4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart. ow 4

fh G This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers. fh G

Articles With the Plant

• Sun
• Homosexual
• Fanfiction.net
• Fluffiness
• Party
• Terrorist Attack
• Halo
• Cortana
• Suburban homeboy

User Pages with the Plant

• User:DiZ

Things without the Plant

• Whoever the Hell This is
• Scientology
• Christianity
• Rednecks
• Trailer Parks
• Angst

Wikipedia Pages Maintained by With the Plant

• Morina ChioneVanity Page- Record Time 4 months.
• Christopher Paolini Vandalism- Record Time: 20 mins.

Things against the Plant

“I was headed out to a job site in Central Florida when I noticed all the birds in the sky”

– Bob W. on Things against the Plant

• User: BENSON
• Those guys that say lesbians are awesome, but gay guys are nasty. I'm both, and I can't decide whether to be offended or what.

Things by the Plant

Written by the Plant

• Jack Black
• creator of mosquitos
• Christopher Paolini

Editted by the Plant

• IPod
• Albinos

Fixed by the Plant

• Airline Management Styles
• Safeway