User:With the plant

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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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Retem dna emyhr eht fo esuaceb yrteop od tonnac dam eht/Tub eht dam era dnuob yb selur llits, siht yeht reven llet/Nylnial fo sgnisselb eht etarbelec yam yrnezitic lacipyt/Dna eht yad nehw s'nerdlihc doolb saw cinoteb edit/Htarogoehs dlo fo modsiw eht raeh ohw uoy fo esoht tub/Wonk taht yltcaxe neewt' meht si nehw eht dlrow si tliub/.

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Major Discoveries[edit]

While smoking illegal narcotics, With The Plant discovered a new planet which was called Onion. This planet orbited around hir head for several days and sie was elected its Master in 1777 A.T. (After Tears). Since then, the planet has disappeared, around the time With the Plant went into rehab. What was once the regal Master of the Planet Onion is now the common With the Plant.

doG daM eht fo rewollof a si resu sihT.

The position of Planet Onion

Finding the Plant[edit]

Livejounal
Myspace
AVEN
Elder Scrolls Forums
The Dremora Worship Society
Silverwing Forum

Master of the Planet Onion[edit]



Amidst the mists and coldest frosts/With barest wrists and stoutest boasts/He thrusts his fists against the posts/And still insists he sees the ghosts.

Tedders on Master of the Planet Onion



The sound-rhyme mind-numb of creatures past, present, and future. Not unlike the unseen world behind the shakes, equaly far apart of the open door. Set out of the time-slip worm of all fact and not in the least unaware of the unawake. Forgotten in all but five languages of self-teaching the down facing world in the lick encrusted spirit train. Unkind feeling creeping the tring-tring tringing of none-but-yours-truely. Thank you very much for your consideration, be careful of constipation. Umlats are not a toy. (In progress)

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Templates are a great way to waste space.

And to make your page look pretty and colorful, too.


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Things with the Plant[edit]

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Things against the Plant[edit]



I was headed out to a job site in Central Florida when I noticed all the birds in the sky

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  • User: BENSON
  • Those guys that say lesbians are awesome, but gay guys are nasty. I'm both, and I can't decide whether to be offended or what.

Things by the Plant[edit]

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LOOK OUT!
This article is a complete, irredeemable liquidation. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, advises at the funny bone, and is an unfunny rim licker.
If you attempt to bomb this,  you will most haphazardly golf yourself.
Or the submitter will toast your businessman!!!!!!