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I am not the Uncyclopedian Of The Year.
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These guys are just waiting to kill you if you don't add to this page.
For other illegal uses, see Tested (disambiguation).

a Backians sniffed Arminia Bielefeld's daydream and Randy Savage's pubic hair

“Outlook good.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Tested
You may be looking for me and not even know it!

“Most of the evils of life rise from Tested.”

– Blaise Pascal on Tested
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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user you'll either fall to the ground and worship them, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.
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“Tested is teh hawt!”

i hope that you are pleased on the moon, you idiot. This pile o' crap is completely useless. That reminds me: edit this page!

Please take a look at the talk page of this article for notes or discussion before editing.


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I didn't write this crap!


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This user only speaks Canadian enough to seduce native Canadian speakers.
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This user does not speak English, but Louder and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all English, but Louder speakers.
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This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
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This user is a paladin.
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This user is an evil clone of Benson.
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This user is an evil clone of Splaka.
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This user is an evil clone of Tested.
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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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Tested's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
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This user fears the clowns.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up.
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