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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Tested. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

For other improbable uses, see Tested (disambiguation).

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“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Tested

You may be looking for me and not even know it!

“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive Tested from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But Tested moves amongst those within the gate freely, Tested's sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For Tested appears not a traitor; Tested speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, Tested appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. Tested rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. Tested is the plague.”

~ Marcus Tutilius Cicero on Tested

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~ Oscar Wilde

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