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Here you will find a repository of quotes from the Late, Great Oscar Wilde!
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Hallsberg

“Hallsberg!?!?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Hallsberg

Halo

“Halo? More like Gay-lo! Haha, pwn3d.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Halo

Hamas

“Nothing says democracy as much as a bomb in a public place! Go get them tiger!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Hamas

Hamlet

“Either those curtains go or Polonius does.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Hamlet

Hannibal Lecter

“A very polite gentleman who's always ready to have me for dinner.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Hannibal Lecter

Happy-land

“The Residents of Happy-land are the spawn of Satan.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Happy-land

Harmless

“Mostly harmless.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Wilde/H

Harry Potter

“What a nice bloke!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Harry Potter

Hauling

“Let's dance Hauling!! Nah, forget it! Let's get drunk, baby!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Hauling

Helen Keller

“She rather reminds me of a human pumpkin wearing an alligator mask.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Helen Keller

Hello Kitty

“So cute!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Hello Kitty

Homosexual categories

“Homosexuals are pretty fucking gay!”

Horizontal line

“Good lines go from left to right. Bad lines go up and down.”

Horse

“Never look a gift horse in the ass.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Horse

Horsemanship

“It is a fine man indeed who mounts well.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Horsemanship

Hokey Pokey

“Hokey Pokey is the first of all pleasures.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Hokey Pokey

Homosexual

“Oh dear...how on Earth did I get here?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Homosexual

Huffing

“I love those orange ones - they let me see through my hand.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Kitten Huffing