Uncyclopedia:Wilde/H
Hallsberg
“Hallsberg!?!?”
Halo
“Halo? More like Gay-lo! Haha, pwn3d.”
Hamas
“Nothing says democracy as much as a bomb in a public place! Go get them tiger!”
Hamlet
“Either those curtains go or Polonius does.”
Hannibal Lecter
“A very polite gentleman who's always ready to have me for dinner.”
Happy-land
“The Residents of Happy-land are the spawn of Satan.”
Harmless
“Mostly harmless.”
Harry Potter
“What a nice bloke!”
Hauling
“Let's dance Hauling!! Nah, forget it! Let's get drunk, baby!!”
Helen Keller
“She rather reminds me of a human pumpkin wearing an alligator mask.”
Hello Kitty
“So cute!”
Homosexual categories
“Homosexuals are pretty fucking gay!”
Horizontal line
“Good lines go from left to right. Bad lines go up and down.”
Horse
“Never look a gift horse in the ass.”
Horsemanship
“It is a fine man indeed who mounts well.”
Hokey Pokey
“Hokey Pokey is the first of all pleasures.”
Homosexual
“Oh dear...how on Earth did I get here?”
Huffing
“I love those orange ones - they let me see through my hand.”