Uncyclopedia:Wilde/H
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Hallsberg
“Hallsberg!?!?”
– Oscar Wilde on Hallsberg
Halo
“Halo? More like Gay-lo! Haha, pwn3d.”
– Oscar Wilde on Halo
Hamas
“Nothing says democracy as much as a bomb in a public place! Go get them tiger!”
– Oscar Wilde on Hamas
Hamlet
“Either those curtains go or Polonius does.”
– Oscar Wilde on Hamlet
Hannibal Lecter
“A very polite gentleman who's always ready to have me for dinner.”
– Oscar Wilde on Hannibal Lecter
Happy-land
“The Residents of Happy-land are the spawn of Satan.”
– Oscar Wilde on Happy-land
Harmless
“Mostly harmless.”
– Oscar Wilde on Wilde/H
Harry Potter
“What a nice bloke!”
– Oscar Wilde on Harry Potter
Hauling
“Let's dance Hauling!! Nah, forget it! Let's get drunk, baby!!”
– Oscar Wilde on Hauling
Helen Keller
“She rather reminds me of a human pumpkin wearing an alligator mask.”
– Oscar Wilde on Helen Keller
Hello Kitty
“So cute!”
– Oscar Wilde on Hello Kitty
Homosexual categories
“Homosexuals are pretty fucking gay!”
– Oscar Wilde on Homosexuals
Horizontal line
“Good lines go from left to right. Bad lines go up and down.”
Horse
“Never look a gift horse in the ass.”
– Oscar Wilde on Horse
Horsemanship
“It is a fine man indeed who mounts well.”
– Oscar Wilde on Horsemanship
Hokey Pokey
“Hokey Pokey is the first of all pleasures.”
– Oscar Wilde on Hokey Pokey
Homosexual
“Oh dear...how on Earth did I get here?”
– Oscar Wilde on Homosexual
Huffing
“I love those orange ones - they let me see through my hand.”
– Oscar Wilde on Kitten Huffing