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Here you will find a repository of quotes from the Late, Great Oscar Wilde!
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Jan Peter Balkenende

“Would the real Harry Potter please stand up?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jan Peter and his clone Harry.

Japanese

“The Japanese language is, by far, the greatest barrier to communication ever created by man.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Japanese

Jarvis Cocker

“Well, the name says it all, doesn't it?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jarvis Cocker

Jean Chrétien

“He is monstrously well-endowed!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jean Chrétien

Jesus

“Throughout the history of modern religion, there has always been one constant, and it is that nobody, and I mean nobody, fucks with the Jesus.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jesus

Jesus 1.5a

“1.5a?! Hath ye been smoking the Crack perchance?!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jesus 1.5a

Jim Morrison

“Jim is not dead! I slept with her last night...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jim Morrison

Johnny Fencejumpingbequick

“Look at those calves! They really are the size of a small goat!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Johnny Fencejumpingbequick