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Jan Peter Balkenende
“Would the real Harry Potter please stand up?”
– Oscar Wilde on Jan Peter and his clone Harry.
Japanese
“The Japanese language is, by far, the greatest barrier to communication ever created by man.”
– Oscar Wilde on Japanese
Jarvis Cocker
“Well, the name says it all, doesn't it?”
– Oscar Wilde on Jarvis Cocker
Jean Chrétien
“He is monstrously well-endowed!”
– Oscar Wilde on Jean Chrétien
Jesus
“Throughout the history of modern religion, there has always been one constant, and it is that nobody, and I mean nobody, fucks with the Jesus.”
– Oscar Wilde on Jesus
Jesus 1.5a
“1.5a?! Hath ye been smoking the Crack perchance?!”
– Oscar Wilde on Jesus 1.5a
Jim Morrison
“Jim is not dead! I slept with her last night...”
– Oscar Wilde on Jim Morrison
Johnny Fencejumpingbequick
“Look at those calves! They really are the size of a small goat!”
– Oscar Wilde on Johnny Fencejumpingbequick