Uncyclopedia:Wilde/G
| Check out the Wilde Image Series! | |
| Here you will find a repository of quotes from the Late, Great Oscar Wilde! | |
| Choose your poison below: | |
|
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
|
Garden of Eden
“In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby/Don't you know that I love you/In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby/Don't you know that I'll always be true”
– Oscar Wilde on Garden of Eden
Gay conspiracy
“I don't believe in a vast gay conspiracy. Wait a minute... who put this dick in my ass?”
– Oscar Wilde on the vast gay conspiracy
Geek Empire
“One day they will inherit the earth, or was it Croydon, I forget now”
– Oscar Wilde on Geek Empire
Genghis Kahn
“Genghis and I were good friends. We often had Tea after he buggered me.”
– Oscar Wilde on Genghis Khan
George Bush
“I do not care about a man who cannot perform his duties nor restrain his retardisms.”
– Oscar Wilde on George Bush
Gerbonia
“What? No we cant stop there, thats bat country!”
– Oscar Wilde on Gerbonia
Gerhard Schröder
“One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except being raised by cattle. ”
– Oscar Wilde on Gerhard Schröder
Germany
“Hallo! WAS?”
– Oscar Wilde on Germany
Giantmutantspideration
“What's this in my inbox? More Porn Spam? WTF? Aaaarrrggg!!!”
– Oscar Wilde on Giantmutantspideration
Global Warming, pirates
“If there's one thing pirates can't steal, it's UV rays.”
– Oscar Wilde on Global Warming
Gnomes
“I say, are those damn Gnomes at it again? If they knock up my cat once more, I'm calling in an exterminator.”
– Oscar Wilde on Gnomes
Goat cheese
“Goat cheese scares me more than Feta.”
– Oscar Wilde on Goat cheese
Goatse
“I had the goatse man. Disappointing.”
– Oscar Wilde on Goatse
Godel's Incompleteness Theorem
“So the problem is incomplete. Who cares? I know plenty of people who are a little incomplete themselves, if you know what I mean (You know who you are). Godel was a good guy, but will that bastard called history honor him, too? Only God, our merciless and just God, knows”
– Oscar Wilde on Godel's Incompleteness Theorem
Godzilla
“God is great, but Godzilla kicks ass!”
– Oscar Wilde on Godzilla
Gordon Freeman
“He put that crowbar where? That, good sir, is grossly indecent.”
– Oscar Wilde on Gordon Freeman
Grue
“A grue is here now. I am writing a haiku. Please go away, grue.”
– Oscar Wilde on Grue
Grue as food
“In Soviet Russia, Grue is considered to be a delicacy!”
– Oscar Wilde on Grue as food
Gun
“Careful with that axe, Eugene...”
– Oscar Wilde on Guns