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0. Da Happy Wanderer
“You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a ladies' man, no time for talk.”
– Oscar Wilde on 0._Da_Happy_Wanderer
11 (number)
“It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.”
– Oscar Wilde on 11
12 (number)
“Here come 'da judge!”
– Oscar Wilde on 12
12 year olds invading the internet
“Noname is pretty cool for a 13 year old.”
– Oscar Wilde on Noname
1337:1337
“1337n3s5 iz n3x7 2 90Dli3n355”
– Oscar Wilde on 1337
1337:y0ur m0m
“d0n'7 (hu' 83 741k1n' 480u7 my m0mm4.”
– Oscar Wilde on y0ur m0m
1846a
“Hmm..that wasn't very funny at all.”
– Oscar Wilde on 1846
1846b
“Now that's more funny than a barrel full of horse dubies!”
– Oscar Wilde on 1846
1939 Uncyclopedia Flame Wars
“So three Pollacks walk into a nightclub. Or was that the other way around?”
– Oscar Wilde on the 1939 Uncyclopedia Flame Wars
1988
“1988 was a year I devoted to God, sex, drugs and school girls. I can't remember those crazy orgies without crying.”
25
“25 is sweeter then the morning, and bolder than a thousand grease donkeys with spanners”
– Oscar Wilde on 25
Number 9
“#9! #9! #9! #9! #9!”
– Oscar Wilde on 9