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Earth
“I am personally accustomed to much better things.”
– Oscar Wilde on Earth
Ego
“The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary it makes them intelligent, gorgeous, and humble. Like me.”
– Oscar Wilde on the Ego
Elephant
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. ”
– Oscar Wilde on Elephant
Elvis
“The king? I think not. The King of the Toilet, maybe.”
– Oscar Wilde on Elvis
Eminem
“The ass-banging was incredible!”
– Oscar Wilde on Eminem
Ender's Game
“A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his games.”
– Oscar Wilde on Ender's Game
ER
“You've just given me 2 cc's of LOVE!”
– Oscar Wilde on ER
“I need a remote control, stat!”
– Oscar Wilde on ER
Estonia
“Estonia? Is that a new brand of vodka?”
– Oscar Wilde on Estonia
Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society
“A group of sub-intellectuals whose idea of an ultimate crime is to try and steal my hosepipe. And when they try to do so they'll probably return it after they can't get it to work. It's too much credit to consider them a threat.”
– Oscar Wilde on Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society
External combustion engine
“I never did meet an external combustion engine I didn't like.”