Uncyclopedia:Wilde/E
Earth
“I am personally accustomed to much better things.”
Ego
“The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary it makes them intelligent, gorgeous, and humble. Like me.”
Elephant
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. ”
Elvis
“The king? I think not. The King of the Toilet, maybe.”
Eminem
“The ass-banging was incredible!”
Ender's Game
“A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his games.”
ER
“You've just given me 2 cc's of LOVE!”
“I need a remote control, stat!”
Estonia
“Estonia? Is that a new brand of vodka?”
Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society
“A group of sub-intellectuals whose idea of an ultimate crime is to try and steal my hosepipe. And when they try to do so they'll probably return it after they can't get it to work. It's too much credit to consider them a threat.”
External combustion engine
“I never did meet an external combustion engine I didn't like.”