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Daddy Long Legs
“mmm daddy long legs possibly the most dangerously lame thing invented.”
– Oscar Wilde on Daddy Long Legs
Daddy Long Legs Bitten
“ahh the fucker bit me… oh wait he has no fangs” (chuckles) “Unlucky!!”
– Oscar Wilde on Being bitten by a Daddy Long Legs
Dance Dance Revolution
“Explosions are not what it takes, the terrorists always make these mistakes.”
– Oscar Wilde on the Dance Dance Revolution
Darth Vader
“Don't blame me, I voted for David Hasselhoff.”
– Oscar Wilde on Darth Vader
Dave Chapelle
“I contest your fallacies sir, for I am Rick James bitch!”
– Oscar Wilde on Dave Chapelle
David Hasselhoff
“He's just too gay for my liking, sad Tasslehoff Burrfoot wanna-be Halfling that he is.”
Death
“Death comes to those who wait.”
– Oscar Wilde on Death
Dead babies
“I once killed a baby, I held open its mouth and poured sugar down its throat until it choked.”
– Oscar Wilde on Dead babies
Delete
“Delete, when used with Ctrl and Alt, is a force to be reckoned with.”
– Oscar Wilde on Delete
Dennis the Menace
“What spirit! What magnificent childlike joie de vivre! It took a couple of Lenin quotes, but eventually I sweet-talked the little rascal into bed.”
– Oscar Wilde on Dennis_the_Menace
Just Deserts
“He nailed my head to the coffee table, but I deserved it.”
– Oscar Wilde on Just Deserts
Dick Cheney
“In Soviet Russia, Dick sucks you!”
– Oscar Wilde on Dick Cheney
Digital TV
“Show me a man with no fingers and I'll show you a good time”
– Oscar Wilde on Digital TV
Doubt
“Doubt is in the mind of the queer one.”
– Oscar Wilde on the Doubt
Dr. Sahara
“Dr. Sahara is a man who I know well. He can't go 3 hours without brushing his teeth. What an oddball.”
– Oscar Wilde on Dr. Sahara
Dragon
“Don't be a sissy, it's not going to bite.”
– Oscar Wilde on Dragon
Drugs
“I hate people who take drugs- especially those people in customs...they take the most!”
– Oscar Wilde on Drugs
Drunk
“I'm so drunk I don't think I could lie down without holding on.”
– Oscar Wilde on Drunk
Duck
“A duck by any other name is still a goose.”
– Oscar Wilde on Duck
Dukes of Hazzard
“Looks like those Duke boys better grow some wings... or start flapping their arms, which is to say a serious accident is about to occur.”