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Omnipotence
“Holy christ, I think I'm omnipotent! Wait..here it comes...uuungh... Aaaaahhh, that's a relief.”
– Oscar Wilde on Omnipotence
“The Old Navy is like having a bad rash. You probably got it from the whore.”
– Oscar Wilde on Old Navy
Oliver Cromwell
“I do oh so fondly reminisce of that summer in Surry with Oliver and his warts; I get the willies just thinking of how I knew him again and again, until, exhausted, I'd....”
– Oscar Wilde on Oliver Cromwell
Oprah Winfrey
“Oprah Winfrey deserves that place held in everybody's minds, along with the boogeyman, Michael Jackson, and that slick mofo Dr. Doom. Man, I want to be like him when I grow up.”
– Oscar Wilde on Oprah Winfrey
Optimus Prime
“Who the fuck is Optimus Wilde?”
– Oscar Wilde on Optimus Prime
Oration on the Pot
“But oh, what a glorious, right, just, noble, and fantastic day it was.”
– Oscar Wilde on Oration on the Pot
Oscar Wilde
“He is a man I greatly admire.”
– Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde