Uncyclopedia:Wilde/I
If you read this you are gay
“Amazing! How did the writer know?”
In
“In is the opposite of left, which is actually a synonym for out. Right is really in trouble, as he is left out of the whole picture. However, if right throws a fastball, then left may strike out, ending the inning. This really doesn't make any sense at all, but then again, that's baseball.”
Indecision
“Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. No, wait, back up. Consistency! Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Still, conversation about the weather is really unimaginative. Actually that is the last refuge of the unimaginative. No, I think consistency was a better choice. Yes, I'm about 80 percent certain that consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative... like 65 percent certain. Come to think of it... hmmm. You know what forget what I just said...”
Incomplete List
“This is not a complete list. Some parts are missing.”
International Band Of Super Friends
“Member of the International band of super friends? No I think you've made a mistake, now if you don't mind I'm late for my meeting with the rest of the international band of super friends”
INTERNETWAR!!1
“This is true lunacy!”
Iran
“Iran, Iraq, what's the difference?”
Iraqistan
“Your love towers over me, like the cloud from a car bomb on a fresh summer's eve in the moors of Iraqistan.”
Ireland
“Drink is the curse of our land. It makes us fight with our neighbours. It makes us shoot at our landlord - and it makes us miss him.”
IPods
“What is a iPod's purpose if it can't make me a decent cup of coffee or play classical music...urmm, wait, scratch that last one?”