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Here you will find a repository of quotes from the Late, Great Oscar Wilde!
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Vagina

“In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Vagina

Vampire

“Can American vampires drink Mexican blood without getting diarrhea?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Vampire

Vandalism

“What is Vandalism to one is art to another. How the delightful tinkle of your car windshield plays upon my ears, as fairies dancing upon crystals of ice.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Vandalism

Vexnard

“Ouch! It bit my freakin' leg!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Vexnard

Vice President

“I named my penis Dick Cheney because they both so love to shoot a man in the face!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Dick Cheney

Vietnam

“The brothels... Oh the brothels.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Vietnam