Uncyclopedia:Wilde/F
Fæces
“I hear that there have been many recent reports of angry foxes eating people's fæces. I would imagine it is most unpleasant.”
Fallacy
“You talk on and on about this straw man, but I would much rather move up to a man of wood, especially if he would call me his 'Big Bad Wolf'.”
False
“Fatal error - false query string. Re-order syntax entities.”
Fatal Error
“My apologies to whoever's death made this error fatal.”
Finger skateboard
“And pray tell, have they yet made one suitable for the balls?”
Finland
“Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Pony trekking or camping,
Or just watching TV.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all.”
Flamewars
“You have to realize that as good as your uncyclopedia article may be, it'll get so FUCKED UP by other users that no one will know what the hell you were trying to say. And then everyone will think you're a jackass.”
Flintstones
“Good God in Heaven, what the hell was I smoking when I wrote this festering crap?”
Foible
“One has one's own foibles, but then who is to say that all of our own little foibles are not unlike strange little monsters called Mildred. For me at least, this is the crux of the matter at hand and one which leads me to the conclusion that the French are an unbelievably smelly and/or ignorant people.”
France
“Don't tell the French.”
France factoids
“I preferred the Frankfurter.”
Freecell
“All arrangements of the cards in Freecell are winnable - any who would tell you otherwise are idiots.”
its whenm you hit a policeman and get free accomodation
French
“I love the French language.... fantastic language, especially to curse with... it's like wiping your arse with silk!”
French pussy
“Le French are Pussies”
Freud
“It wasn't until I looked at his theories that I realized how hot my mom really was!
The kids at school weren't joking!”
Fuck
“I'm making artificial lovers for free, I start to howl, I'm in heat, I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy - I Fuck like a Beast!”