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Rainbow of Darkness
“It's not that the colours aren't there, it's just the imagination they lack.”
– Oscar Wilde on The Rainbow of Darkness
Rammstein
“I've been to one of their concerts, and believe me, that dildo thing was so fuckin' hot. ...Wait, what were you askin' me, again?”
Rammstein2
“Damn, these guys sure are some fuckin' crazy musicians.”
– Oscar Wilde on Rammstein
Randaberg
“Hey, this is not Disneyland!”
– Oscar Wilde on Randaberg
Reality show
“Reality? I don't need no stinking reality, gimme cheddar instead”
– Oscar Wilde on Reality show
Redfiretruckeffect
“If you can make one heap of all your biters and make fun of them at the same time, then yours is the earth and all that is in it, and you'll be a man my son!”
– Oscar Wilde on Red firetruck effect
Red Poop
“No! I won't say anything quotable!”
– Oscar Wilde on Red Poop
Reggae
“It is most remarkably similar to shaving a cat with a 1970s electric guitar”
– Oscar Wilde on Reggae
“There is nothing more satisfying than absolute silence, except perhaps listening to psychedelic dub”
– Oscar Wilde on Reggae
Requested Articles
“What? Write all of these? Do it yourself, slacker.”
Rudolph Hitler
“What kind of jackass is THAT obsessed with cooking shows?.”
– Oscar Wilde on Rudolph Hitler
Rule of thumb
“I used to follow rules of thumb, but then my fingers got cut off.”
– Oscar Wilde on the Rule of thumb
Russia1
“Stalin, that man of greatness. I would shake his hand if I could meet him. Never have the poor had such a champion.”
– Oscar Wilde on Russia
Russian Grue Munching
“In Soviet Russia, YOU eat Grue!”
– Oscar Wilde on Russian Grue Munching