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Kama Sutra
“Hey, the only difference between positions 47 and 115 is that the chick is crossing her fingers in 115.”
– Oscar Wilde on Kama Sutra
Toby Keith
“There are very few people on this planet that humble me, and Toby Keith is all of them.”
– Oscar Wilde on Toby Keith
Kettle
“I come down squarely on the Kettle's side.”
– Oscar Wilde on Pot v. Kettle
Kevin Bacon
“Working with Kevin Bacon on this project was an absolute pleasure. He's a true mensch.”
– Oscar Wilde on Kevin Bacon
Kill stealer
“OMG! WTF! Camping AWP fag!”
– Oscar Wilde on Kill stealing
King
“Hail to the king, baby”
– Oscar Wilde on the King
Kiwi Fruit
“Ah, kiwifruit. This is nature's way of saying, Here, Put this in your pipe and smoke it!”
– Oscar Wilde on Kiwifruit
Stanley Kubrick
“Stanley Kubrick is a visionary; an oracle; a sage. No, wait, that's me. Kubrick's a loony.”
– Oscar Wilde on Stanley Kubrick
Kumquats
“Kumquats, Kumquats! I must have my Kumquats!”
– Oscar Wilde on Kumquats