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Quaker oats
“I knew that smile, I knew it from the start! I sometimes look up, you know.”
– Oscar Wilde on the quaker oats job
Quotes1
“I believe that every page on Uncyclopedia deserves to be started off with an Oscar Wilde quote.”
– Oscar Wilde on Uncyclopedia
Quotes2
“It's a sorry man who can not invent an Oscar Wilde quote to fit his situation.”
– Oscar Wilde on Making up Oscar Wilde quotes
Quotes3
“Winston Churchill has better quotes than I. And has been doing it longer.”
– Oscar Wilde on Winston Churchill
Quotes4
“My love for Quoting resembles the eternal rocks beneath: a source of little visible delight, but necessary. Nelly, I AM QUOTING! It is always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being.”
– Oscar Wilde on Emily Bronte
QuotesDiag
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of diagonalization.”
– Oscar Wilde on Mathematics