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Here you will find a repository of quotes from the Late, Great Oscar Wilde!
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Quaker oats

“I knew that smile, I knew it from the start! I sometimes look up, you know.”

~ Oscar Wilde on the quaker oats job

Quotes1

“I believe that every page on Uncyclopedia deserves to be started off with an Oscar Wilde quote.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Uncyclopedia

Quotes2

“It's a sorry man who can not invent an Oscar Wilde quote to fit his situation.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Making up Oscar Wilde quotes

Quotes3

“Winston Churchill has better quotes than I. And has been doing it longer.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Winston Churchill

Quotes4

“My love for Quoting resembles the eternal rocks beneath: a source of little visible delight, but necessary. Nelly, I AM QUOTING! It is always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Emily Bronte

QuotesDiag

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of diagonalization.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Mathematics