Uncyclopedia:Wilde/M
Machiavelli
“The ends justify the means”
MacGyver
“MacGyver is the shit… nuff said. ”
Madchester
“I am the resurrection and I am the light, I couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.”
Malaysia
“Durians are nasty! One gave me a bloody sore throat and I couldn't spew quotes for a week! ”
Manhattan Project
“Whoever set up us the bomb is going to get serious bitch-slapped.”
Marcel Proust
“In conversation, Marcel Proust never breathed. Never.”
Matshishkapeu
“I would not be as great a man if I had never met Matshishkapeu.”
Matter
“What is matter? Never mind. What is mind? Doesn't matter.”
Melinda Gates
“Oral sex with her? I'd compare it to chewing on a wasp”
Microsoft
“The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.”
MILF
“Milf: Does a body good.”
Military discipline
“Military discipline is my favorite sport, next to Making up Winston Churchill quotes.”
Milk
“As long as it's warm and furry, I'll grab that sucker and squirt some milk into my glass! Now that's what I call good drinkin'!”
“Milk is the worst thing in the world!”
“Must be that white liquid, foaming at the mouth.”
“I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, in the morning.”
“MilkFilk, The Milkman!, and other crazy milkmen. Must be that guy yesterday...”
“Trust me, it's not easy in the least.”
Money
“Love? Hahaha. No, little Fernando... what makes the world go 'round is money and pussy.”
Monopoly
“In every corporate battleground, there are always those who will succeed and those who will fail and be crushed under the mighty hooves of Big Business. Now give me the fucking top-hat, and I want to be the banker this time!”
Moon
“Copernicus wasn't kidding, it really is cheese!”
Mordor
“We are not in decent placesss, my preciousss!”
Mr. Clean
“His head looks like a penis. Exactly like a penis, in fact.”
MSN
“I have long craved an instant messaging service that takes the focus away from communication.”