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Machiavelli
“The ends justify the means”
– Oscar Wilde on Thomas Edison
MacGyver
“MacGyver is the shit… nuff said. ”
– Oscar Wilde on MacGyver
Madchester
“I am the resurrection and I am the light, I couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.”
– Oscar Wilde on Madchester
Malaysia
“Durians are nasty! One gave me a bloody sore throat and I couldn't spew quotes for a week! ”
– Oscar Wilde on Malaysia
Manhattan Project
“Whoever set up us the bomb is going to get serious bitch-slapped.”
– Oscar Wilde on Manhattan Project
Marcel Proust
“In conversation, Marcel Proust never breathed. Never.”
– Oscar Wilde on Marcel Proust
Matshishkapeu
“I would not be as great a man if I had never met Matshishkapeu.”
– Oscar Wilde on Matshishkapeu
Matter
“What is matter? Never mind. What is mind? Doesn't matter.”
– Oscar Wilde on Matter
Melinda Gates
“Oral sex with her? I'd compare it to chewing on a wasp”
– Oscar Wilde on Melinda Gates
Microsoft
“The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.”
– Oscar Wilde on Microsoft
MILF
“Milf: Does a body good.”
– Oscar Wilde on MILF
Military discipline
“Military discipline is my favorite sport, next to Making up Winston Churchill quotes.”
– Oscar Wilde on Military discipline
Milk
“As long as it's warm and furry, I'll grab that sucker and squirt some milk into my glass! Now that's what I call good drinkin'!”
– Oscar Wilde on Milk
“Milk is the worst thing in the world!”
– Oscar Wilde on Milk
“Must be that white liquid, foaming at the mouth.”
– Oscar Wilde on Milk
“I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, in the morning.”
– Oscar Wilde on Milk
“MilkFilk, The Milkman!, and other crazy milkmen. Must be that guy yesterday...”
– Oscar Wilde on Milk(the Wikipedia vandal)
“Trust me, it's not easy in the least.”
– Oscar Wilde on Milking
Money
“Love? Hahaha. No, little Fernando... what makes the world go 'round is money and pussy.”
– Oscar Wilde on Money
Monopoly
“In every corporate battleground, there are always those who will succeed and those who will fail and be crushed under the mighty hooves of Big Business. Now give me the fucking top-hat, and I want to be the banker this time!”
– Oscar Wilde on Monopoly
Moon
“Copernicus wasn't kidding, it really is cheese!”
– Oscar Wilde on Moon
Mordor
“We are not in decent placesss, my preciousss!”
– Oscar Wilde on Mordor
Mr. Clean
“His head looks like a penis. Exactly like a penis, in fact.”
– Oscar Wilde on Mr. Clean
MSN
“I have long craved an instant messaging service that takes the focus away from communication.”
– Oscar Wilde on MSN