User:AhhDiddums

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This user is a zombie
Give up your brains, and walk away.
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“I'd hit it.”

~ User:AhhDiddums on Self
AhhDiddums
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user spends more time with a penguin

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18 years, 2 months and 11 days.

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This user has been blocked
3.14159 times.
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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pirates do it till you walk the plank.
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.
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I've obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!!!

The prophecy revealed so long ago hath finally been brought forth, as I am the foretold bringer of the downfall of Uncyclopedia (and those worthless fucking olds). Well, mostly just the olds.


About Me[edit | edit source]

My name is Cory, but "douchebag" will suffice. My location is a mystery... but if I was up your ass you'd know where I was!

I'll probably have sex with you if you bake me cookies.

Any page edits I make that turn out to be terrible, I just tell people I'm Stephen King and never talk about it again.


For your own safety, DO NOT open this door!!!


Why I'm Here[edit | edit source]

  • Become an admin just so I have power to abuse.
  • Uncyclopedia is the Hot Topic to Wikipedia's Gap. All the more attractive 12 year olds come here X-D
  • This is the best place to not have a life.


I'm An Asshole[edit | edit source]

Rape is such a negative word. They should call it "surprise sex."

"SURPRISE, WE'RE HAVING SEX!!!"


I Am A Purveyor of Knowledge![edit | edit source]

Proof that John Grisham is My Bitch[edit | edit source]


I'm a Poet, and I Didn't Know It! (OMGLOLOL s000 cl3v3r!)[edit | edit source]


I r t3h Journalist! OH NOES![edit | edit source]

August, 2008[edit | edit source]

April - May, 2008[edit | edit source]

March - May, 2007[edit | edit source]

Februrary, 2007[edit | edit source]