User:AhhDiddums
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The prophecy revealed so long ago hath finally been brought forth, as I am the foretold bringer of the downfall of Uncyclopedia (and those worthless fucking olds). Well, mostly just the olds.
About Me[edit | edit source]
My name is Cory, but "douchebag" will suffice. My location is a mystery... but if I was up your ass you'd know where I was!
I'll probably have sex with you if you bake me cookies.
Any page edits I make that turn out to be terrible, I just tell people I'm Stephen King and never talk about it again.
For your own safety, DO NOT open this door!!!
Why I'm Here[edit | edit source]
- Become an admin just so I have power to abuse.
- Uncyclopedia is the Hot Topic to Wikipedia's Gap. All the more attractive 12 year olds come here X-D
- This is the best place to not have a life.
I'm An Asshole[edit | edit source]
Rape is such a negative word. They should call it "surprise sex."
"SURPRISE, WE'RE HAVING SEX!!!"
I Am A Purveyor of Knowledge![edit | edit source]
Proof that John Grisham is My Bitch[edit | edit source]
I'm a Poet, and I Didn't Know It! (OMGLOLOL s000 cl3v3r!)[edit | edit source]
I r t3h Journalist! OH NOES![edit | edit source]
August, 2008[edit | edit source]
April - May, 2008[edit | edit source]
March - May, 2007[edit | edit source]
- 9. Falwell starts campaign against God
- 8. Video game blamed for school attack
- 7. Hamburglar executed