User:Happy Weasel

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The writer of this article is a Libertarian and has a greedy, godless outlook.
They may even work at a real job or, worse, make more than $100,000.00 a year. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch PBS. (Pstt. He's probably also an anarchist as well; quick! Inform HUAC!)

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The writer of this article is an American Conservative and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)


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The writer of this article is an American Liberal and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. They're probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)


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The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.

They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)


The Happy Weasel!
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Scientific classification
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Thief
Order L33t Huffing!
Family To be focused on
Genus Musktelid
Species unFamiliaris
Binomial name
Musktelid unfamiliaris
Specifications
Primary armament 1d+3,war dancing (coarse sharpening stone)
Secondary armament 1d1+4 Dook(may cause madness)
Power supply 3.2L 295 hp(222 KW for communists) H6- the Porche Boxter Sedan Trim engine
Health 3
Mana 2
Strength .3
Intelligence 5
Weight 2.2 Lb.
Length (1'5)-(3) Ft
Special attack War Dance, Huffing
Conservation status
Light Truck/ Medium Rare
16 This user has written 16 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 16
Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him. Calhoun.jpeg
Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full.
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For picking the right username.
"Never forget: Weasels and Weaselpudge rule the world!!"

Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia!

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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337. 17-N

PICTURES OF HAPPY WEASELS


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RESORTS[edit]

A Charming Garden Inn
A Coastal Resort
Another Nice Coastal Resort
A little bit more than a coastal resort
Desert Resort
A nice town
Lakeside Resort
Riverside Resort



YAY!![edit]

Evidence of pre-human and interspecial homersexuality
A homersexual

AHHHHH!!!


I LIKE PIGGIES!!! WEEEEEE!!!!


I AM NORMAL
There is actually tower for BABBLING!!!


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Whooops...

THE ATTACK OF EL HOMO

I HAVE NO BALLS!!!!!

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A happy weasel[edit]

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Adoptions/large contributions:

The Kingmaker

  • Adolf Hitler

Contribs:

IDEA BOX:

Template Contribs:

  • FullofShit - Blamed
  • Conservative
  • Liberal
  • Libertarain
  • Spin
  • Minitrue2
A Canadian Resort


European Election

BLOODY PEASANTS[edit]

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Flaming Turd[edit]

Firepoo.gif ITS POO AGAIN!!
The article you are view is propagating lies and is therefore full of shit.
This article is a flaming dog turd and should be stomped on...but if you do that, there would be crap all over your $6000 b00ts.

I DID MY FIRST TEMPLATE!!!! YAY!!!!- it was blamed though... it appears that my political ones are staying up longer.....

Pee Review Ratings[edit]

Rating Grade Comment

  • 47-50 A+ I will risk getting banned to have your article featured
  • 43-46 A I will bring your article to get featured, but I can't guarantee that it will
  • 39-42 A- I will nominate it, but I doubt it will get enough votes unless you clean it up
  • 36-38 B+ Strong article, bring it back in a few days and we will talk about it being nominat
  • 33-35 B an above-average product, but it still has a bit to go before feature
  • 29-32 B- This article is about average
  • 26-28 C+ This article is slightly below average and it has no real chance of going anywhere
  • 23-25 C This article is patently poor, not horrible though...it may be a target for an admin
  • 20-22 C- HTBFANJS
  • 10-19 D NRV
  • 1-9 F VFD

..or it could just be creative differences, though some creative differences are just mechanical ramblings to others.

Awards and stuff[edit]

Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him. Calhoun.jpeg
Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full.

Xavier 19:30, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

FINAL ATTACK + REVIVE[edit]

Justice Anthony Kennedy loves international precedent.

Justice Anthony McLeod Kennedy (born 23 July 1936) has been an Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court since 1988 and the lead singer of the Dead Kennedys since 1982.

Before SCOTUS[edit]

He was nominated and confirmed in 1988, and comes from the humble start of a electronic communication company lobbyist in congress. Showing that in America, a mere member of the Upper Middle Class can become someone today in America, so long as they went to Harvard. He began his road to SCOTUS as the dark apprentice of Darth Reagn after another Kennedy, Ted Kennedy struck down his old apprentice Darth Bork, who was known for his use of sporks to advocate the

His Tenure As Associate Justice[edit]

He is known for his use of international law in the defense of Torture, lynchings, stonings, sodomy, abortion, religious persecution, and in judge attire. He is particularly fond of the Canadian Supreme court, and wears their standard uniform during all sessions. This makes his master, Ronald Reagan spin in his grave.

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Although this article is short, it has some potential. Please expand it into a full Uncyclopedic article.  If this page is not fixed it may become a candidate for deletion.




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The writer of this article is an American Liberal and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Drudge Report. (Psst. He's probably also a communist as well; quick! Inform HUAC!) )



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The writer of this article is an American Conservative and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos. (Pstt. He's probably also a Nazi as well; quick! Play the race card!)