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I am the almighty Weasel3689 bow down and here are my contribs:. Weaselwuzhere.jpg

VFH, PFP, Other Nonsencsial elections[edit]

I constantly vote for stuff on the VFH.

Baby Weasel[edit]

My poor first attempt at an article Baby Weasel

Queers of War[edit]

My much better second attempt that is not finished please help give suggestions Queers of War

Lord of the FLies[edit]

My first featured article (sort of)


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This user is a revolting eerie US Navy aircraft carrier that likes to incinerate while no-frills dead autobiographys shit his gymnasium.
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....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

my mood ring

Because no one cares

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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