User:Weasel3689

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I am the almighty Weasel3689 bow down and here are my contribs:.

VFH, PFP, Other Nonsencsial elections

I constantly vote for stuff on the VFH.

Baby Weasel

My poor first attempt at an article Baby Weasel

Queers of War

My much better second attempt that is not finished please help give suggestions Queers of War

Lord of the FLies

My first featured article (sort of)

Featured Article: Lord of the Flies

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Userboxes

I see you <insert name here>! Stop stalking me!

Commander of the Order

Thi$ u$er i$ a Capitali$t.

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(first three months)

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“In the Free World, I own the template!!”

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This user is a clammy beloved tyrant that likes to anglicanise while bare sumptuous iPods obliterate his rucksack.

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Weasel3689 for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

8638

I have contributed 8638 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

8638

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

IP

Weasel3689's IP is 127.0.0.1.

IP

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

my mood ring

Apathetic. Because no one cares

3

This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

3

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user's IQ is over 200.

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User talk: Weasel3689.

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Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

This user is Colombian …and is smuggling cocaine! (List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

BS

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

Color

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

1337

This user is elite.

1337

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

UBX

This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.

UBX

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

nj

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

nj

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that.

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WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!

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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Member of the Order

This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.

Typo P

Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.

Typo P

MS-P

This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.

MS-P

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Featured Article Assistance Award 

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This user helped edit another person's idea which went on to be a featured article. You can vote for or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH or take a look at the featured article archive.

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