User talk:Weasel3689

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  ~ T. (talk) 04:02, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

Voting for Hammer

Thanks! --Jordanus 07:07, 1 October 2006 (UTC) --Weasel3689 22:25, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Asplode!!

	Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
	For voting on Jihad My Ride.
	"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"

Thank you!

	Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof!
	Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

--El Zoof 01:18, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

meh

Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl. Remember: The Power Is Yours!

I especially liked the "Feature it already" bit. Thanks a whole lot. -- 20:50, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Another Thanks!

For voting for Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, you have been awarded one of Cs1987's many 1982 Mitsubishi Colts! Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky.

Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:08, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

youre gay

you are gay

F@H

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I have contributed 0 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

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And have a point keepin' userbox as well. 13:07, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the Support!

Thanks for your support in featuring HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship. It's much appreciated! :) - Enzo Aquarius 21:09, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Sig

Having trouble with your sig? Put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Weasel3689/sig}} into the "nickname box on preferences. Then x the "Raw signatures" box. Then ~~~~ will produce  Weasel 3689 with time stamp. —Braydie 15:36, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Sig II: The Sig'ening

I fixed your sig (I hope). When in doubt, just see how others have done it. Learning by mimicry, if you will. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:42, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, thank you, thank you, etc.

For voting for me for WoTM in March. Big Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:36, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

I voted

Just wanted you to know... --Someguy 44 21:04, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Weasel, my talk page

You know that brinted in large text, at the top of my talk page, there are my talk page rules. And one of them is "No giving me Template:Finger". Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

thx

you voted for UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED. good decision

User:Leatherboundbooks has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 23:05, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

You Are Welcome

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For giving me thanks for voting on Lord of the Flies. Very enjoyable article. The thanks, however, do not deserve a full cookie, but half should be sufficient.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:55, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Uncle J thanks you

Uncle J has awarded you a baseball signed by the Vatican City Cardinals for voting on UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series.

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Thanks for voting on my article, didn't do as well as last time but maybe i'll try again in a few weeks.--Uncle J 23:09, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill

You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence

(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).

Much appreciated!! :) --THINKER 04:35, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

/me indulges...

You don't need pants for the victory dance

'cause Baboon is better than Weasel

I. R. Baboon big star of cartoon--

"I am Weasel. I am Weasel. I AM WEASEL!!"

Yeah. So. Thanks for the vote!--Shandon 05:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, has awarded you: A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

thanks for votin'

User:THE... ...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

--THE 12:04, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Would you vote?

Exercise your right if Buster Keaton were still alive today he'd want you to vote in the VFH section on his article that's about himself Buster Keaton! Please vote it's gotten very postivie reviews and votes from well respected writers but is gridlocked right now replinish it's health get others to vote on it as well, of course it's upt o you if your vote is positive or not but I hope that it is!--Dr. Fenwick 23:11, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:59, Oct 12

hey

k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:16, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Much appreciated. --THE 12:49, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Gracias, mi voting amigo!

Thanks for the vote!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
	Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:43, Oct 17

THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

	The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:17, Oct 19

STOP RIGHT THERE

Woot! You win! --  Le Cejak • <-> 03:07, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:10, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Cardinals and Tigers

Thanks for noming my article next time though, leave a message on my talk page so I can know about it, thanks --Uncle J 00:57, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Uncle J thanks you

Uncle J has awarded you a baseball signed by the Vatican City Cardinals for voting on UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series.

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Thank you

Thank you for voting for American (species)! As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do. Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 03:25, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Classy

Here's a handy user template! --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer

Weasel3689 Has A Lotta Class. Don't fuck with them.

Aaawww... Weasel3689 has been diagnosed with cancer. penis cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Have a weird little user template! --  Le Cejak • <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thanks for the vote! :) --THE 20:02, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Ta!

Ta muchly! Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off. It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:21, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign

Hello there, <insert name here>! According to our research, you voted for this on VFH. Thanks again for your vote! Well, turns out it's up for Top 10 of 2007! And if you liked it then, you like it now, right? Please consider donating a small portion of your 10 votes on making a starving child happy again! Thanks! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:17, 16 January 2008 (UTC)