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Anthem: The Dawning of Aquarius

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Canada, United States

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Atlantis

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Abydos

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Aquarian

Government

Supreme Heirarchal Constitutional Monarchy

President

Enzo Aquarius

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Some Uncyclopedia Admin

National Hero(es)

Enzo Aquarius the First

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The Aquarian

Religion

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The Burger Index, as coined by Mac McDonald, is an index of insight into one's obsessive compulsity (is that even a word?) in regards to burger-eating limits and standards. The Burger Index is mainly used by young-adult males to brag to their friends about how much meat they can eat in one sitting, typically without the inclusion of mandatory bathroom breaks.

The Burger Index, as performed through private and solicited questioning, is utilized by approximately 74% of the American population aged between 18-25. Of that 74%, 55% are overweight, but that's another story for a different article. (Read More!)

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...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies?
...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room?
...this is a very ugly user page?
...despite what you may think, the cake is actually not a lie? Indeed, that all you have to do is go to your local supermarket's bakery section and ask for a cake, and you can choose what you want on it as well?
...that you can breathe oxygen?
...Rouge the Bat is a character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series?
...eyerape is not good for your health?
...that this is a homemade Did You Know section?
...Cap'n Crunch is a closet homosexual?
...I have a Royal Flush?
...all your base are belong to you?
...you should eat and drink to live?
...the length of the side opposite of the right angle on a right triangle is the square root of the sums of the squares of the two other sides?
...there's a Furry standing behind you?
...that you are still reading this?

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
... that using a bot for edit wars is morally wrong?
... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
... that using a bot for edit wars is morally wrong?
... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
... that using a bot for edit wars is morally wrong?
... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
... that using a bot for edit wars is morally wrong?
... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
... that using a bot for edit wars is morally wrong?
... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
... that using a bot for edit wars is morally wrong?
... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that Uncyclopedia regularly kills its editors mid-sent

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Aquarius destroys the Moon with a photon torpedo.
Overwhelmed by Federation ships, the king of the Borg surrenders to Aquarius.
Gathering a force of Federation starships, everybody surrenders to Aquarius
Vegeta buys an island of the coast of Peru.

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Country you've never heard of changes name, not too different from old name
Mr. Blobby burninates the whole of Europe
Andy Murray becomes Pope of the United Kingdom (Pictured)
HATSUNE MIKU IS SPANI— *ahem* I mean, Argentina loses to Spain at the 2026 FIFA World Cup
Canada is on fire again
The United States gives birth at 250
Giraffe marries hippo in Mamdanistan, at a ceremony attended by the Illuminati, officiated by Happy Gilmore. Insiders claim the upcoming divorce album will "be lit".
I asked AI to write me an Uncyclopedia article: the results surprised me
We asked current UFC champions what their favorite Mitski song is!
Seattle, FIFA troll homosexuals and homophobes
Europe repeatedly melts into pile of goo
Deltarune Chapter 5 to be released IN 3 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS!!!
Wikipedia co-founder permanently blocked, unblocked, and then re-blocked from his own creation; hundreds of Wikipedia editors swarm to Uncyclopedia
Starmer to force UnNews to prioritise BBC over the "disinformation" we apparently provide

Ongoing: Argentina still refusing to accept defeat at the World Cup • Falklands War 2: Electric Boogaloo • Trump claiming victory in Iran... for like the 101st time or something • Chicago Bears moving to Indiana, keeping name? What? • Letterboxd outage

Recent deaths: That deaf girl from those Godzilla and Kong movies • Lettuce industry • Chuck Russell • Pussy

Upcoming deaths: PlayStation • Iran • Dick Van Dyke • Bitch McTurtleface • Lionel Messi • Dr. Fauci

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Today is a good day to construct starships!

August 10: Vatican Mardi Gras

1479 - Pope Sixtus IV inaugurates Vatican Mardi Gras, a celebration of sexuality which is the only day of the year that Catholics are allowed to celebrate sex, dress provocatively, engage in sexual intercourse, expose themselves to crowds, and drink from extremely tall, thin vessels.
1675 - The foundation stone of the Royal Greenwich Observatory in London got laid. It was happy all day.
1829 - Pius VIII initiates the tradition of throwing beads to nuns and screaming "Show us your tits!". (pictured)
1914 - Pope Pius X is killed in a collision between carnival floats. The driver had become distracted after Pius threw beads to a group of nuns.
1989 - Pope John Paul II flashes a crowd of thoroughly appalled onlookers in Rome.
1992 - Girls Gone Wild: Cardinal Sins is released in the United States to critical acclaim. Gene Shalit declares it to be "one of the best movies released today."
2009 - Pope Benedict XVI enjoyed a massive gay sex party with all the other Popes.
2020 - The Midwest of the United States was given the world's biggest anal by a storm.

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How Aquarius took control of Uncyclopedia.

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Quotes Aqua used to gain his reign.

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Uncyclopedia! Answers
2008 Summer Olympics
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