User:Enzo Aquarius

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    your almighty messy user page editor extraordinaire!

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You shalt not log out!

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“Do we have an "ugliest fucking cunt of a userpage" award?”

~ Dark Apostrophe on this page

“as bad as Enzo's DOES have Samantha Carter”

~ Mhaille on this page


For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Enzo Aquarius also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Just like all Starfleet you talk and you talk but you have no guramba.
Check out User:Enzo Aquarius/Spaz-16 for a good time!
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By the Sacred Order of Aquarius, you will dehydrate your artery and destroy a/an stick immediately! Failure to do so will result in you losing 36 Herblore points.


Welcome to The Great Enzo Aquarius' User Page,

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For the nOOb in all of us · HELP! HELP! · Does this make me look too fat? · Customer Service · Car gone! CAR GONE! · Raking in the money!

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Enzo Aquarius
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Motto: X Deuce Mach-One (To the Max!)
Anthem: The Dawning of Aquarius

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Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.
1 This user rewrote 1 page for Conservation Week, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

This user's IQ is over 470.
This user is
Over 9000.
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Capital Canada, United States
Previous capital Atlantis
Largest city Abydos
Official languages Aquarian
Government Supreme Heirarchal Constitutional Monarchy
President Enzo Aquarius
Vice President Some Uncyclopedia Admin
National Hero(es) Enzo Aquarius the First
Currency The Aquarian
Religion Chooseth Thee Religion
Population It's over 9000!!

Today's Aquarius article

See the article yourself!

The Burger Index, as coined by Mac McDonald, is an index of insight into one's obsessive compulsity (is that even a word?) in regards to burger-eating limits and standards. The Burger Index is mainly used by young-adult males to brag to their friends about how much meat they can eat in one sitting, typically without the inclusion of mandatory bathroom breaks.

The Burger Index, as performed through private and solicited questioning, is utilized by approximately 74% of the American population aged between 18-25. Of that 74%, 55% are overweight, but that's another story for a different article. (Read More!)

Did you know...

  • ...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies?

  • ...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room?

  • ...this is a very ugly user page?

  • ...despite what you may think, the cake is actually not a lie? Indeed, that all you have to do is go to your local supermarket's bakery section and ask for a cake, and you can choose what you want on it as well?

  • ...that you can breathe oxygen?

  • ...Rouge the Bat is a character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series?

  • ...eyerape is not good for your health?

  • ...that this is a homemade Did You Know section?

  • ...Cap'n Crunch is a closet homosexual?

  • ...I have a Royal Flush?

  • ...all your base are belong to you?

  • should eat and drink to live?

  • ...the length of the side opposite of the right angle on a right triangle is the square root of the sums of the squares of the two other sides?

  • ...there's a Furry standing behind you?

  • ...that you are still reading this?
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?

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On this day...

Today is a good day to construct starships!
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June 15: Pig Latin Day

  • 1488 - Iyay allowway inyay ymay espairday, ikelay ymay indkay allowway inyay udmay, orfay Iyay owknay ethay eathday awaitingyay emay illway otnay ebay eacefulpay.
  • 1492 - Iyay illway ebay eweredskay andyay icedslay andyay eatenyay ithway arumgay andyay edray ineway.
  • 1504 - ereWhay isyay ymay othermay? ereWhay isyay ymay atherfay? eyThay avehay eenbay eatenyay ybay ethay Imperatoryay, eythay ereway oastedray onyay ayay itspay, eirthay inskay edray andyay ispcray ikelay ethay applesyay eythay ivegay emay.
  • 1511 - Iyay owgray atfay, ymay outsnay akedcay ithway udmay, Iyay eesay ethay eyesyay ofyay ethay atherfay'say ildrenchay, eythay ungerhay, orfay atwhay Iyay amyay.
  • 1526 - Iyay amyay otnay ayay oulsay, Iyay amyay aconbay.
  • 1544 - eThay ifeknay isyay atyay ymay oatthray. Iyay eesay edray, Iyay eesay ymay isionvay imday, ymay eetfay aggeddray otay ethay aughterhouseslay. ilenceSay unendingyay. Iyay ieday owingknay Iyay avehay onay oulsay.

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Enzo Aquarius! For many months, Enzo Aquarius has slowly gained control of Uncyclopedia. His next phase, the change of his talk page to the main page will ensure this even more. To this day, Aquarius has affected 47 individuals alone and brainwashed them into his secret military organization named 'Section 31 Area 51'. Vote for Aquarius, and join his supreme reign! Alez Cuisine!

Welcome to the Aquarius' Dictionary of Absolutely Fun and Joy, a dictionary of all things best left to the supreme power of Aquarius.

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Aquarius's Mega projects - Let us burn the competition to ASHES!

Aquarius is hosted by the Aquarius Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.

UnNews:Main_Page Aquarius News
The news source on Aquarius' attempts at world domination.
Main Page Aquapedia
The content-free Aquarius resource
Undictionary:Main_Page Aquarius' dictionary
The dictionary of Aquarius termseses.

Uncyclopedia:Wilde The Aquarius Project
Earth's ruler tells all
How Aquarius took control of Uncyclopedia.
UnBooks:Main_Page AquaBooks
Aquarius' Secret Library
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Quotes Aqua used to gain his reign.
This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 36,630 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages, including Enzo Aquarius!:
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