Interstate 4

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Interstate 4
Road
Part of the Jerry Seinfeld Interstate Highway System
Interstate
Length: Stopped counting at at 50 miles
Formed: Concrete
West End: I-275, in Tampa.
Major Junction: I-75
East End: I-95 at Daytona Beach

Interstate 4 is an Interstate of short length, that is located in Florida. It goes from the Interstate 275 in Tampa to I-95. It is an Interstate highway, as it will fail you in your quest to leave Florida.

Due to the Interstate going through Tampa, Daytona Beach, Orlando, Disney World, Lake's head and Jimbo Wale's southern section, it is called the path down under. The area around the Interstate 4 is of great interest to political leaders, especially those of Bill Clinton, George Bush, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, and George Dubya Bush. Their campaigns took them along this Interstate many times, although the dragon controlling the Interstate would occasionally stop their convoys on their trip to Wikipedia.

Major Cities[edit]

Finding a location can be this simple.

Bolded cities are considered control cities by the Florida/Wikipedia Joint Venture of Subsidiary Interstate Control Cities Corporation Ltd.

History[edit]

  • Interstate 4 is the first Interstate to be constructed in Florida, but nobody cares.
  • In 2001, the Bridge to Wikipedia was constructed, greatly expanding the I-4 to reach the new state. This segment is made up of 500 tons of Popsicle sticks held together with carpenter's glue and a prayer.
  • The segment from Lake's Head's oval lake to the tip of another lake was designed during an orgasmic sensation.
  • By 1960, the segment reaching Orlando was complete, dawning the age of horror when Disney began exporting 'limited edition' Disney VHS tapes of it's classics.
  • It took 10 years for the interchange between the I-4 and I-75 to be completed due to Hobbits protesting against digging in their 'sacred ground'.
  • I-4 was widened in 1991 to accommodate for the dragon's lack of a sex drive.

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For the uncouth among us who choose lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Interstate 4.

Exits[edit]

The following is a list of exits through the I-4

See Also[edit]

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Interstates & Highways
INTERSTATES:  4 10 43 95
U.S. HIGHWAYS:  66 74 411 666