US Highway 411

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Welcome to the U.S. Highway Directory Assistance, also known as the US Highway 411.

To learn more about Interstates, press 1.
To learn more about America's lesser-but-still-important grid of US Routes, press 2.
To learn more about state roads, press 3.
To learn more about how Dwight D. Eisenhower revolutionized the way America travels, press 4.
To learn more about changing a flat tire, press 5.
To find out what that red oil can on your dashboard means, press 6.
To repeat this menu, press 7.
To speak to a live person, press 0 repeatedly until your phone dies.

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You may choose to call US Highway 1-900-FREE-411 in order to not rack up additional charges to your phone bill, what with you being a total roadgeek.

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