User talk:Radioactive afikomen

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You don't recognize me! I am up this late...jerk ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:14, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Who are you again, oh one whose name makes me think of the game "tag her in the can"? CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:18, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I am the man who has raped your page without your acknowledgement. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:22, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, you lost me at "I am". CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:24, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Okay, well perhaps a formal introduction is required...no nevermind. My name has nothing to do with tit by the way. Just so you know. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:26, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Uh, I can't find any evidence of rape (aside from a strangely incorrect url that I swore I typed correctly, which Modusoperandi fixed). CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:34, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
No no no! I love formal introductions! CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:34, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh, hmm...well I am Tagstit, and I have been here for about 4 or 5 months. Ummm...I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. What else...oh ya! I am not a hermaphrodite...I think ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:39, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
And I, dear sir/madam/whatever you are, am Radioactive afikomen, and I've been here for either 2 years or 9 months, depending on how you count. I like penal colonies and busting rocks in the rain. Oh, and I'm not a woman... I think. CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:46, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Hmm...interesting. What do you do on here? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:51, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm just puttering around for now. Once, a long time ago, I was even kind of funny, but now I have grown old and weary of such things. CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:54, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Damn impressive! Just skimmed it and it was pretty good! You should start writing again! I am starting to rewrite some of the crap on this site to a decent state. Not necessarily hilarious but a step above what was there before. I also review frequently, or used to. I also vote alot and stick to the forums. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:58, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! Maybe I will. And I look forward to joining you in doing a little bit of everything across the site. CUN RA Talk to me _ 06:05, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
As do I! Feel free to talk to me anytime on my talkpage! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 06:08, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Shalom RA[edit source]

Long time, no see. Good to have you back. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:18, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Likewise, you can never have enough Jews around. Especially radioactive ones. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:26, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Indeed, RabbiTechno, it is good to be back. I see you're still British—it's good to know that some things never change. CUN RA Talk to me _ 04:02, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
FYI, I am totally not snubbing you Mordillo—I just can't think of anything witty to say to you. CUN RA Talk to me _ 04:05, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Rosh Hashanah[edit source]

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Have a happy 5770, full of honey and other stuff that probably
wouldn't have been kosher if we'd thought about it more.
from Rabbi Techno
L'shanah tovah