User talk:RabbiTechno

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is sometime in the future. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.


I'll still be dropping in from time to time, so messages will be answered and I'll still be on IRC so can still be summoned in the case of vandalism crises/emergency circumcision/offers of free alcohol and suchlike. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:36, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

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If you wish to leave me a message, kindly use the handy little 'Kvetch Here' button that I've so considerately placed just below for your convenience. I'll probably forget to look at this page for months anyway. In fact, you'll probably have better luck if you try to contact me using telepathy.

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Contents

Archived Talk Pages[edit]

Discussions and abuse up until 19.06.2007:

General name-calling and accusations up until 02.10.2007:

Discussions of a frank and sexual nature General Crap up until 10.11.07:

More tedious nattering up until 28.12.07

The Witterings of Many Diseased Minds - 28.12.2007 to 08.02.2009

More crap - 08.02.2009 to 11.03.2009

More server space wasted - 11.03.09 to 15.04.09

Bring on the raep - 15.04.09 to 05.07.09

Night Soil - 15.04.09 to 19.12.09

Emergency Bog Roll - 19.12.09 t0 01.04.10

The full spectrum of human depravity - 01.04.10 to 21.07.10

Blimey, has it really been that long? - 21.07.10 to 18.01.11

Right, that's it - I'm sodding off for a bit - 18.01.11 to sabbatical


This[edit]

Is the point at which I dump a pile of tacos on your talkpage. Despoilment, and such. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:52, 27 May 2011

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Competition[edit]

Hey, RabbiTechno, I was wondering if you could join my team for the Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza? You see, if I don't get anyone to join my team; I will be joining Team AAAAAAA. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 14:13, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Nevermind, because I don't have a team no more. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 14:16, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, September 1, 2011 (UTC)


DUDE![edit]

DUDE, why'd you huff my Fleetwood Mac page??? John Mac Vie would be displeased! He might even look UP for a moment!!! And if he did THAT he might even realize they have a new LINEUP!

Seriously though, I PROMISE you that page was funny to F.M. fans!!!

F.M. page huffing[edit]

DUDE, why'd you huff my Fleetwood Mac page??? John Mac Vie would be displeased! He might even look UP for a moment!!! And if he did THAT he might even realize they have a new LINEUP!

Seriously though, I PROMISE you that page was funny to F.M. fans!!!

Request[edit]

Could you revive Pokésexuality and place it in my userspace. --Witty Phantom 21:00, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:15, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Chiefjustice3DS 07:21, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 01:37, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:48, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

You blew it up. Damn you, damn you all to hell.[edit]

Awwwwww are you gone, too? Is anyone still left on the site? :'( --Nikau 12:08, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

for the many lols, thank you.

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:19, 27 October 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:55, 3 November 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:48, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:26, 17 November 2011

UnSignpost - 24 November 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:11, 24 November 2011

UnSignpost - 1 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit]

--Chiefjustice3DS 10:43, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:49, 22 December 2011

User:Dbennie page[edit]

Hi - just wanted to let you now that i deleted the User:Dbennie page - since the user who its about got in touch with us and it does seem a bit over the top for a user page. Thanks, --Sarah Manley 22:02, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

Good riddance to that one, I think! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:47, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

Heya Rabbi[edit]

Nice to see you back around the place :) -RAHB 08:45, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

Good to see you and a few other users are still around, too. Not sure if I'm staying for long - haven't felt the inspiration to write anything for a while and I can't see a lot of point in being here if you don't write. We shall see! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:45, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
That we shall. I actually just came back in August after taking about year off, so I can certainly relate. -RAHB 02:16, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
It has to be done every once in a while. Maybe this is a good sign - old users reappearing when the old site isn't looking its healthiest for quite a while? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:38, December 28, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:53, 29 December 2011

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit]

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 12 January 2012

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:05, 19 January 2012

What better way to revitalize your presence on uncyclopedia[edit]

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than this? --ShabiDOO 11:36, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:27, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:10, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:24, 10 February 2012

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:57, 18 February 2012

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:45, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 1 March 2012

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit]

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UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside![edit]

--Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:52, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th April 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:52, Apr 19

UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:49, Apr 26

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Chiefjustice3DS 10:04, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Chiefjustice3DS 00:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Chiefjustice3DS 08:16, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Chiefjustice3DS 16:53, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier![edit]

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 15:19, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Chiefjustice3DS 07:09, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:26, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Tour de France[edit]

I noticed there isn't any Tour de France article on Uncyclopedia. Since you have 'come out' as a supporter of the lycra sport Rabbi, any chance to come up with an article to fill this knowledge gap? I will be willing to chip in but that is only after watching it on the TV... --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:24, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

There used to be one, but it was crap. I tried to improve it, but soon discovered that cycling is the only thing I take too seriously to be able to write about in an Uncyclopediaesque fashion. Also, it's difficult to think of anything more bizarre, peculiar and strange than the sorts of things that actually did happen during each year of the Tour's bizarre, peculiar and strange history (performance-enhancing cabbages from the 1955 edition being one example that springs to mind). However, if you wanted to sketch out an article, I'd certainly be willing to read it and fill in the gaps. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:52, September 12, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Chiefjustice3DS 10:52, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you![edit]

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It lives![edit]

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The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit]

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Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 13:00 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit]

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Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:33 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit]