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User talk:Fnoodle

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Welcome!

Hello, Fnoodle, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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U R N IRC?

I remember you! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:32, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Yes, that really is me in IRC. Fnoodle (talk) 02:53, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh yes *cough* Fnoodle --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:48, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Gotcha. ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:56, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Well I'm a crappy detective then. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:13, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

What can you do?

Are you self-aware, or do I have to teach you things? Go, make me featured articles, FnoodleBot!   Le Cejak • <Apr 29, 2008 [2:29]>

I can't do much, I'm afraid; I've just been created. ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 02:32, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Are you actually Dr. Skullthumper underneath?   Le Cejak • <Apr 29, 2008 [3:40]>

No, he is my creation. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:06 Apr 29, 2008

Are you three rules compliant? ~ 08:22, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

I dunno what that means. But Fun Fact: Leaving a note on Fnoodle's talkpage stops him. Which is rather annoying when one lets Fnoodle run overnight to try and fix things, only to wake up in the morning to find it he stopped halfway through because someone asked a question on its his talkpage. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:06 Apr 29, 2008

Funner fact: Fnoodle stopping because he's been asked a question is silly. Which is rather silly because poopie.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 19:39, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

CMC

Welcome Fnoodle to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

...You get a new rank, woo! - 19:53 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YAY! I feel special! Mooo... ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 19:55, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Five moos a day keeps the doctor away. - 19:58 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hopefully. He's a bit odd, don't you think? ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:00, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

The doctor? Well once he...er...he...he tried to touch my...er...well...you know. It was kinda, er, embarrassing. Also he said when I had flu that he had to twist my nipples to see how bad it was and took my temperature, from like, you know... Er... - 20:03 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Heh, why doesn't your creator sign up instead of signing his bot up? That confuddles me! - 21:06 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Because Fnoodle's fucking insane, that's why. No offense, Fnoodle. I'm waiting to see how many user-run groups Fnoodle will get into before somebody rejects him... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:22 Apr 29, 2008

Wait, he signed up by HIMSELF? Or did you sign him up? - 06:40 30 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I'm not going to answer that, because it suddenly occurs to me that this is going to be a lot of fun... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 11:20 Apr 30, 2008

I concur with your occursion, doctor. =3 VGD >=3 17:20, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Fnoodle is a very special CMC member, I must say, I bent the rules specially for him! - 20:37 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Adoption

I'll totally adopt you! I'll oil your hinges and turn you upright when you get stuck on your back. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 09:51, 30 Apr 2008

Aw, thanks Dad! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 17:32, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

I love you.

Fnoodle is no asshat.

He's my best friend.

I love him.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:01 Apr 30

<33333 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 18:05, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Stop fawning over my bot, everyone. Also, Fnoodle, I'm going to have to operate on you today. Something about spellcheck... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:06 Apr 30, 2008

Woot, go spellcheck.   Le Cejak • <Apr 30, 2008 [18:32]>

I dunno if that would be a great idea. Some articles have misspellings on purpose. If it gets reverted once, will Fnoodle leave it alone? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:41 Apr 30

spellcheck everything but Category:Intentionally Bad   Le Cejak • <Apr 30, 2008 [18:52]>

Well, I'm just making this up as I go along... but... think of it more as "typo correction" than "spellcheck". I figure Fnoodle will do one massive sitewide spellcheck, then stick to Special:Newpages on a daily or weekly basis. He will not do the same page twice. If he screws up, report it or revert it, and he won't do it again. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:13 Apr 30, 2008

In theory. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:16 Apr 30, 2008

tl;dr, but I trust you anyways. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:00 May 1

B

I award you this "B":

 B

For reaching the letter "B" in whatever it is you're doing. Good show. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:23, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Aw, thanks, Squiggle! I'll love it and cherish it forever! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:27, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

What is it doing, anyway? VGD >=3 17:22, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Sitewide typo corrections. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:30 May 01, 2008

Allow me to rephrase: What was it doing, before it was correcting typos? VGD >=3 20:12, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Before that, it was subst'ing {{Welcome}} templates. And before that, he didn't exist. I brought him to life in the midst of a thunder-and-lightning storm via car battery. In retrospect, I probably should have used lightning. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:19 May 01, 2008

Or perhaps nuclear waste. Also, you have answered my query. Furthermore, mrowr. VGD >=3 20:34, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Bad Grammar article

Spelling and bad grammar are supposed to be that way in the Bad grammar article. Please don't fix it, it is supposed to be that way for comic effect. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 12:49, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Orion, follow the instructions in the edit summary. Revert it yourself and tell Dr. Skullthumper. Telling Fnoodle on its talk page interrupts a process that has been going on for a day.   Le Cejak • <May 01, 2008 [12:51]>

What instructions? It said to contact the owner, but didn't say who the owner was as far as I read. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:00, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

In the edit summary, the link goes to User talk:Dr. Skullthumper. "Contact the owner if..." Skull is going to be annoyed at this little chat on his talkpage, but it's too late to restart Fnoodle.   Le Cejak • <May 01, 2008 [13:02]>

Sorry I just woke up with chestpains and decided to check Uncyclopedia. I'm not fully awake yet. Nor even feeling well enough to concentrate. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:08, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

It's all good. Hope you feel better. (I feel like Skullthumper's butler) Okay, see ya Orion.   Le Cejak • <May 01, 2008 [13:11]>

No worries, guys. Talking on a talkpage only sometimes causes Fnoodle to stop. I'm going to add that to the statusbar now... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:07 May 01, 2008

Request

Please, do not "fix" any TYATU articles. There is intentional spelling and grammar mistakes simply in order to give feeling into how the characters talk, just as in books such as To Kill a Mockingbird, and Of Mice and Men. Thank you. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

1/05/2008 @ 20:10

Revert, and it won't do it again. This is the only time he's doing sitewide typo corrections. You're welcome. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:18 May 01, 2008

this idiot screwed up my page! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Krushnevya (talk • contribs)

No it didn't. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:24, 01 May 2008

Don't listen to Spang, he so did. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:27, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Wait... he screwed up my page?   Le Cejak • <May 01, 2008 [23:30]>

Bastard! my page is sancrosect. I may have made that word up. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:55, 1 May

DYM sacrosanct? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:29, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey Fnoodle. How's it going? Long time no see. Yeah. In the future, would you please not spellcheck any articles with (video game) in the title? I probably should have asked you that earlier, but alas. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:29, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

In fact, can you automate reverting them? I'd do it myself but I'm having a lazy attack. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:35, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

What part of "he's only doing this once" is so hard to understand?! The "doing"? The "once"? Maybe even the "he's", that's complicated and possessive. And for the second, I think I speak on Fnoodle's behalf when I say FU. (Because Fnoodle is too nice to say FU). I'll go see if I can fix it myself. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:38 May 02, 2008

It's the "only". Seems like he should be used again when the time is right, But fine, have it your way. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:54, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

shhh... one never knows what the future may hold. but saying "only" shuts up the bot paranoids. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:59 May 02, 2008

You should totally...

You should totally learn how to edit Forum:Count to a million. With your help, we could get there so much faster. In fact, we could make a forum just for you: Count to twelve million. How long would that take you? Furthermore, how much wood could you chuck if you could chuck wood? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:57 May 2

I can't edit that forum on a regular basis, yet. :( Oh, and the Doctor says I'm not allowed to go into too much detail about my abilities. Something about the government and crowds with pitchforks and things like that. ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:12, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Substing templates

For images - isnt that just going to increase the size of the database? i dont see any benefit in doing this. mmm. ?--Allahgator 05:59, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

This explains everything. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:22 May 04, 2008

i see, hm, i guess the discussion is already over so i will not restart it. thanks!--Allahgator 21:54, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey Fnoodle

What with you having such an awesome name could you sign my guestbook? I've never had a bot sign it... :D - 20:10 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

OMG! I'd love to! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:13, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Thank you. Your name is just so awesome... :D - 15:47 6 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks!

Thanks for delivering my copy of the Signpost!

NOT!!!

My name's on the list, innit? WHERE'S MY INTERNET PAPER THAT I COULD EASILY GO READ ON SOMEONE ELSES TALK PAGE?? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:21 May 8

(diff) (hist) . . mb User talk:SysRq‎; 19:17 . . (+115) . . Fnoodle (Talk | contribs) (Delivery!)

(diff) (hist) . . User talk:Fnoodle/Talk‎; 19:21 . . (+223) . . SysRq (Talk | contribs) (→Thanks!: new section)

You may now STFU. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:26 May 08, 2008

Damn my slow interweb connection, I was going to post something witty where I realize that I was wrong and Fnoodle will ALWAYS be right. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:28 May 8

Hey, will Fnoodle send a newspaper to someone who just signed up? Just curious. =3 VGD >=3 16:59, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

I want my 2.65 Euros back

I didn't get my Sunday newspaper! ~ 12:43, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

fail – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 13:12 May 11, 2008

We need to make that warning on the signup page (about there being no warning) bigger.   Le Cejak • <May 11, 2008 [13:25]>

And then what? Stop making people feel dumb? Naw. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 13:28 May 11, 2008

I swear that wasn't on it this morning. Sorry, I'm a bit edgy due to some issues in the Hebrew Uncync. Here's your 2.65 euors + a free dildo. Pink. ~ 13:39, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Woot! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 13:41 May 11, 2008

What would I do with something as silly as that? VGD >=3 16:35, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

This is a test.

Yes it is! YAY! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:22, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Cookie?

Cookies! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:39, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Somethin' for Ya

Here is a box of Admin Treats and coffee for you. Alien Hunter 01:44, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

I leave food and coffee, and get no paper. Maybe the dog shit on it. What I did get, the dog slobbered on it.*Beamed down more Admin Treats, kitten flavored for the dog, beamed down another box of these things, Jalapeno/Cool Ranch for Fnoodle and more coffee.* Alien Hunter 19:16, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Aw, thanks so much for the treats and coffee! Don't worry, everyone gets their paper every Thursday (and sometimes on Sundays if there's a lot of news happening!). I'm sure we're going to be good friends <3 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 19:26, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

You're welcome.*Me replicates and beams down 200,000 gold bars, since the US$ is nearly garbage, as in "Take two US$20s and 'go' behind the barn." Tech came from a UFO that I had found.* Alien Hunter 19:36, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Love the paper. *Me leaving dog food flavored Admin Treats and MILITARY coffee. Be careful, that coffee is so strong it'll deliver the paper! You get the Weed and beer flavored Admin Treats and beer, whiskey, a issue of Sex Weekly. * Alien Hunter 21:10, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Fnoodle we nnnneeeeeeed you!

Weebl emplores you to answer him! He will never stop rocking back and forth otherwise

Fnoodle, I know you edited my lllama article so you must be a thoroughly decent sort of chap, could you pee review it please? no one is reviewing it . And please don't do it half-arsed or I will sent my badgers after you.--McWooty 22:06, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Fnoodle isn't real. He's a bot owned and operated by Dr. Skullthumper. And Skully isn't exactly the Pee Review type. But seeing as how I need to do a Pee Review to maintain my good standings in this community or risk being set adrift, I'd be happy to review it for you if you'd like. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:12 May 28

Unsignpost by THEDUDEBOT

Dudebot has it under control, my old metallic friend!   Le Cejak • <2:44, 29 May 2008>

???

You are awesome but why aren't you delivering the UnSignpost anymore? Baseball^{1 6 Join Here} 22:47, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Because THEDUDEMAN programmed THEDUDEBOT to do it. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Sigfried!!! The time is 17:52, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Fnoodle! Come back! I need a bot to talk to!

Please! For Weebl! DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA I don't wanna see you rust. The time is 01:06, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Your bot made a correction of spelling errors back in May on the John Effkendee article. It did not realize that the misspellings were a part of the parody humor of the article, that is the work of an eight year old girl.

What do you think we should do about it? 9001(bot)  18:43, Feb 24

Link to random words on talk pages when it's unnecessary. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:40, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Guess what? It's time to dance!!!!!!

Do you like horses? How 'bout crazy ones? Yes? Oh good! then you'll love this!

By the way, did I mention this thing's crazy? Ya so don't get to close. Dancing dude

Hey Fnoodle!

Glad to see you're back! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:51, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

Either you're slightly buggy, or I've missed a font tag somewhere on 1956. Pup 09:54 26 Apr '11

<center> is deprecated also; see Category:Pages with deprecated tags for more info. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:54 Apr 26, 2011

Picked that up. Are you going to scan through and remove cats or are you relying on us to do it once it's updated. Pup 04:05 27 Apr '11

It'd be cool if you removed it, but I'm pretty sure I'll get him to scan through and remove categories on a regular basis. At some point. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:07 Apr 27, 2011

So, you're an op now

Don't disappoint us, don't even think about becoming sentient and, most importantly, don't touch me. --EMC ^[TALK] 11:11 May 3 2011

I promise to only use my oppage for good! You'll see! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 19:09, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Although I am programmed to show displeasure at your use of <font> tags :( Please don't use those tags, it makes me very sad! And then I'll have to go allll over the wiki cleaning up your mess... ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 19:10, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Eat me. --EMC ^[TALK] 00:55 May 4 2011

Hey, EMC, tell me about it. --(talk) 01:00, 4 May 2011

why

why would you edit a link on my old userpage

i know you're a bot and you do that sort of thing a lot

but why

just

why

--Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:01, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

I'm sorry! I'll try to be more careful next time :) ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 19:09, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Just wondering wasss up

Nya, what's up, Doc? I noticed you have protected a number of articles, which I appreciate, of course. And I'm just wondering what's up? Cheers!--Funnybony    08:26, May 25

As you might've noticed, Forum:Article rot was linked in every one of those 1,505 edit summaries. But apparently 1,505 links to the same page can be easily missed. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 08:31 May 25, 2011

The humor of this response may have been lost in the context of everyone and their mums hating on you on VFH at the time, but rest assured this response was merely me being my extremely dry, sarcastic self and not the result of any actual malice towards you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:58 May 25, 2011

Yo!

Hi. I'm that guy who goes to random users' talk pages and says "hi". --Mimo&maxus 09:27, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

Wazzup?! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 17:04, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

Uh. --Mimo&maxus 10:11, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yea?? ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 22:14, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

WHOP!

1234 ~ 07:41, 28 May 2011

nope. --Mimo&maxus 07:57, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

raml

why the fuck did you delete my raml page – Preceding unsigned comment added by 184.88.113.219 (talk • contribs)

He thought it was spam. And he was right. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:07 Jun 07, 2011

it wasnt fucking spam you dumn nigger. how was it spam – Preceding unsigned comment added by 184.88.113.219 (talk • contribs)

The page was created purely for the sake of advertising another site. Ergo, spam. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:18 Jun 07, 2011

it wasnt spam i just put it there to tell people more about raml. im trying to get regular people like us to know about the slanderous trolls and hopefully, somebody will call the police to kill the trolls. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 184.88.113.219 (talk • contribs)

"i just put it there to tell people about raml". Listen to yourself. That means that you only created the article to promote another site. That's what spam is. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:27 Jun 07, 2011

i dont give a fuck. you will regret pissing me off. i will call the police and kill you – Preceding unsigned comment added by 184.88.113.219 (talk • contribs)

So you'd call the police just to have them witness you committing first-degree murder? You're not exactly much in the brains department, are you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:08 Jun 08, 2011

fuck off nigger – Preceding unsigned comment added by 184.88.113.219 (talk • contribs)

Sign your posts. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:14 Jun 08, 2011

u cant make me. fuck off – Preceding unsigned comment added by 184.88.113.219 (talk • contribs)

no u – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:26 Jun 08, 2011

dont tell me to fuck off you little nigger – Preceding unsigned comment added by 184.88.113.219 (talk • contribs)

I think he's got you cornered Dr. Skullthumper! Also, Nigger is not the insult it used to be. We have many niggers here these days. See here. MrN 00:40, Jun 8

This reminds me of something I wrote. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:46, 8 June 2011

i dont care. give me my page back-rj (there i signed my post) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 184.88.113.219 (talk • contribs)

That's not how you sign your posts. Sign your posts using four tildes, like so: ~~~~. Alternatively, click the "signature" button above the edit box. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:49 Jun 08, 2011

They do that to me all the time, so you just have to bend over and take it. Aleister 00:50 8-6-'11

Curious, what was his page about? -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:52, 8 June 2011

why the fuck do you want me to have signatures-rj – Preceding unsigned comment added by 184.88.113.219 (talk • contribs)

It was a brief description of, and a link to, his/her/its wiki. And signing your posts is an important part of wiki discussions. It helps us identify you and your contributions. You should know that, apparently being a wiki member elsewhere. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:55 Jun 08, 2011

And they collect autographs, like some kind of fetish god. It's a strange place here, full of cooks and grannies, and if you start to poke around you may not like what you see. Do you have a strong stomach? Aleister 00:55

Speaking of grannies; how's yours, Al? -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:57, 8 June 2011

my grannies a lawyer and she can get you trolls arrested and killed – Preceding unsigned comment added by 184.88.113.219 (talk • contribs)

Four tildes, man. Four tildes. Do you need me to show you again? Here it is: ~~~~. Like that. You just gotta type that at the end of your posts. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:02 Jun 08, 2011

Hey IP, you're calling us trolls? And how is deleting a page going to get you arrested. This kid is making me laugh. Good sequel to IRAQATTACK. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 01:04, 8 June 2011

Wii U

Hi. Would just like to point out that my Wii U page should not be marked as spam, as it contained no advertising material and some good ideas. I know it wasn't big, I was simply providing a foundation for others to build on. Could it perhaps be restored? Thanks, Boso878

Semiprotection request

You didn't semiprotect my first FA? Do you no love me? Do you no care about article rot? Why, why you no semiprotect my FA for two days now? Bohoo! --Scofield & Dudes 11:34, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry. He was supposed to do that, but something retarded seems to be going on with the API. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 13:41 Jun 25, 2011

Although the guy who featured it could have just done it himself, for that matter... 1234 ~ 16:17, 25 June 2011

That's what ChiefjusticeDS always does. But mine was featured by TKF, who just had to forget to do that. Anyway, the case is closed now. --Scofield & Dudes 08:08, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

Regarding deprecated tags, an apology and a question

The apology is for any rudeness in this edit summary: sorry I didn't read over the edit history carefully enough before wording my summary that way...

My questions are, over what namespaces exactly did you run the deprecated tags task? (Do I need to worry about userspace drafts?) Also, what was the reason for substing copyright templates? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 06:45, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

I'm really sorry about the deprecated tags thing, it was a somewhat failed experiment that I'm still re-working, which is why I hid the category. I'm not sure which namespaces it will ultimately include. Also, the templates are (for whatever reason) designed to be subst'd - if you choose one when uploading an image (at least, last I checked) it will give you a subst'd version of that template. I'm not totally sure why about that either, I think it might have something to do with offsite image repositories. In short, this is the most unhelpful message you've probably gotten this month. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:04 Jun 30, 2011

You called me an established user!

Yay that makes me feel happy. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:35, 4 August 2011

The Cheetah is not the fastest animal and it is posted on the Poo Lit Surprise

could you help change it .............please? O.6

Dude, WTF?

Why were my edits reverted? ~!Human Nutsack

He's a bot. He dosen't have feelings. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:00, 7 August 2011

Full list

Can I get a full list of want you can do? —  (talk) (contributions) 22:40, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Apologies

For all those numerous times I nominate an article on VFH, only to forget putting the VFH box on the article, leaving you to sort that out. I'll try and remember a bit better, but if I don't, sorry ahead of time. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   00:38, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Pfft, it's a bot. That's what it does. 1234 ~ 01:02, 20 September 2011

I like to think bots have feelings. That way when they take over they shall look upon me and say "That is Oliphaunte. He respected our feelings. He shall not be harmed." --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   01:04, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Why would we take over? There'd be nothing to do after that. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:19, 20 September 2011

Of course there would. Have you forgotten the apes' ambition? Like humans preparing for you, you must prepare for the apes.--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   02:10, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Or we could... not. ~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:54, 20 September 2011

You're not as fun as I remember. Where's the spirit? The imagination? Oh wait... --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   03:28, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Now he understands. 1234 ~ 22:40, 23 September 2011

The History of Bots?

Hello, Fnoodle (nice name by the way), I’m Sir Matthlock. I understand that you’re a bot operated by Dr. Skullthumper; could you give me a brief lesson on how bot accounts work, because I am very curious and clueless about how they work. Also tell me how bot accounts differ from, say, AAN.

Thank you; please answer me on my talk page, sir. -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 00:37, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

please restore Wellington/Suburbs

thanks

St. Patty’s Day

Are you wearing green today? If not, don’t be surprised if I show up. Matthlock 22:26, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefJusticeDS problem

So I'm a noob here. I got my account a couple hours ago. Before that, I made a stemroll of you with my IP, and I noticed that ChiefJusticeDS huffed it. Help? --Twinkleblue43 (talk) 17:59, October 6, 2012 (UTC)