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Me paint bombs your talk page

Ha! yoo teh suxxxors!    Orian57    Talk   04:40 12 August 2009

You... buh... I just installed new wallpaper! Get out of my house! OUT!!! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:47, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

yeah but I'm gay. When it comes to interior design, I know best.    Orian57    Talk   04:48 12 August 2009

You make a valid point. Don't expect payment. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:53, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

I thought there was supposed to be five gay guys - and one of them could cook! Pup t 10:05, 12/08/2009 previews page to ensure the correct spelling of cook

Clearly I got one those ripoff shows in a desperate grab for ratings. Instead of five gay guys with taste, I got one with a paintball gun. Gotta say, I'd watch it. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Paintball for the Gay Wall? Pup t 08:02, 13/08/2009

Are you calling my wall gay? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:14, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Are you saying my painball gun isn't a lezzer?    Orian57    Talk   17:16 13 August 2009

Hea!

...well occasionally, maybe.

Dear Unregistered User,

Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile human being contributor!

Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY!

To Join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.

If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon! MrN 23:42, Aug 13

I lolled. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:44, 13 Aug

Screw you! Screw you all! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Me first! Pup t 08:00, 14/08/2009

Template!

I have already given you cake, it seems, so here is another template of mine in gratitude for your review. You realise, by the way, that for the first time since the formation of PEEING, you have done more reviews than me in the last month? And the month before come to that? This could be the sign of an impending apocalypse, or it could be the curse of Captain Catheter. Your thoughts? --UU - natter 14:40, Aug 14

UU's a lazy bum. Boomer you should really take up the checking of the list and the curse will be complete.    Orian57    Talk   14:42 14 August 2009

The process may have already begun. Especially because I'm considering checking when I'm bored at night and RC is slow. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:36, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Peeing

I got mixed up. I added my name to User:Boomer/People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness because I was told it should be there but now I think I should have asked you first. Sorry! Anyway my Pee Reviews all got good marks, and I got a Golden Shower Award from two RotM's so I guess I qualify? I hope so! :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:02, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, the one you need to ask is Under User. I'm semi-retired now, in that I'm no longer Captain Catheter and am on a hiatus. A hiatus that you interrupted! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:36, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Hiatus done, yay!

You're back! We all took a vote and voted for ending your hiatus. Welcome back! Happy days iz here again. Aleister 18:39 7-6-'11

In the words of UU... "Fuck, it's Boomer. Start the car." MrN 18:42, Jun 7

Democracy in action? I don't see how I have much of a choice now. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:47, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

Bloody hell. It really is Boomer. *Starts car*. MrN 20:58, Jun 7

*Gets in car*. Hey, where are we going? Can I change channel on the radio? --UU - natter 21:18, Jun 7

Kill the fatted calf! Aleister 21:00 7-6-'11

A ritual sacrifice just for little ol' me? I don't know how I ever quit you. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:09, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

It's surprisingly difficult to avoid looking at those udders. MrN 21:11, Jun 7

Hey, Boomer dude, nice sig. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 21:14, 7 June 2011

It's practically obscene. And thanks, the picture is a result of my 15-year-old mind associating Boomer with explosions. I decided to keep it since a picture of geriatrics would be less flattering. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:42, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

So, you going to be staying here full time, part time, or are you making a quick return? Just curious. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 21:47, 7 June 2011

I'm just returning to my talk page and seeing what happens from there. Like a feather in the wind, I am. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:52, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

Please come back full time? -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 21:54, 7 June 2011

Out of curiosity, why is my presence so urgently requested now? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:17, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

He likes to do that with old users, especially admins and other prominent folks. Granted, you would be nice to have around again for the PEEING alone, but... well, we don't know you, us new folks. Hard to, when you're off living or whatever you do. 1234 ~ 22:49, 7 June 2011

Lyrithya is right. You see, I lurk around old forums and talkpages of absent users. It's fun to do when you have too much time on your hands. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:20, 8 June 2011

That is a noble cause indeed. As long as you leave out the "too much time" bit, anyway. I think my time here is done, though. I no longer have the inclination to write like I once did, and before today I hadn't even thought about this place in months. Just a distant memory at this point. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:30, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Glad to have met you, Boomer. And I have to agree with you on that, Uncyclopedia will eventually for me become a distant memory. Pretty soon i'll be too busy to even check this site. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 02:33, 8 June 2011

So two hours and 15 minutes after I posted the first message on your talk page in a year and seven months you checked your talk page for the first time in months? Interesting. It was good meeting you, and if you ever decide to play here again, Yay! Aleister 2:35 8-7-'11

I have my preferences set to email me anytime my talk page is edited for this very reason. I didn't know if anybody would try to contact me, but it never hurts to be careful. I didn't expect it to happen over a year and a half after I left, though, nor by someone I had never met. It's good to know all the doomsday theories of my time never happened. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:48, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

I'm still looking at those udders. MrN 02:51, Jun 8

• In Homer Simpson voice: mmmmmmm....*drools* -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 02:55, 8 June 2011

Now that you've had a taste of the big city, how can you go back to the farm? Do you live on a farm on the internet, or was that just a rumour. And so if we keep putting things on this talk page you get an email each time? Hmmmmm. And the doomsday did happen, when a certain admin showed up, but we are all just coasting until that admin closes the place down once and for all. So good meeting you before that occurs. Once this discussion closes I'll try not to post here again, lest in arouses your email, but all of our thoughts will be with you I'm sure, as will that chip that activates your computer cam at will and sends each stroke on your keyboard to Uncy central control in Langeley. Virginia. So be assured that we are watching, and will never let you out of our sight/site. (MrN directs much of that operation). Again, good meeting you. Aleister 3:07 8-6-'11

Each. Stroke. On. Your. Keyboard. MrN 04:25, Jun 9

Am I the only one that is still looking at that cow's udder? -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 04:29, 9 June 2011

Unfortunately, no. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:47, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

TDM <3's you!

Can we make babies? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 09:36, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

What kinds of babies? I'm partial to splicing kittens. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:04, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

Kittens could work. we should splice in some bomb DNA because who doesn't need some good explosions in their life every so often. Maybe make it part bartender too... Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H

Give it a license to kill and we'll have ourselves a fuzzy little James Bond. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:52, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

All we need is kitten Bond women and we can start filming for a knockoff we can air on Disney. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:30, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

"Dr. Nyu". We'll make millions. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 08:59, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

Hea you

Baby boomer. Don't think I don't remember. MrN  (talk to me) 11:46, May 16

Who are you and what have you done with MrN9000? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:29, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Don't think that I'm surprised that you made an appearance. That other guy is one more than myself. MrN  (talk to me) 22:39, May 16

He got downsized? I always assumed he would meet some tragic fate, but I expected something more dramatic. At the very least involving brimstone. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:31, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Not really downsized. MrN9001 is still active to keep things totalling 9000 when an average is taken. 9000 is powered down at the moment because he started saying something about a "spinning crazy tunnel thing", mentioning some guy called "Dave" and harbouring a deep desire to vanquish Boomer whom he has never forgiven for Pee Review. 8999 still desires to vanquish Boomer but now has a lot more free time to do so. MrN  (talk to me) 00:24, May 17

Ah, that makes perfect sense. I must say, I never was sure what I did to cause such a deep-seated desire to vanquish me among the population. I may have been a wee bit hypocritical about not practicing what I preached in terms of Pee Review, but at least the preaching went well. Formed my own congregation and everything. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:19, May 17, 2012 (UTC)